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File: c07176fd15d6874⋯.jpg (66.31 KB,500x667,500:667,qqrk0jxeyunz.jpg)

 No.415575 [View All]

This is peak human condition edition

https://youtu.be/qO6LWQhvzRw

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 No.415849

File: d6f5e4686c246de⋯.gif (1.69 MB,268x300,67:75,image.gif)

Hello

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 No.415850

>>415849

Hey hou Sims. We're talking about danging.

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 No.415851

File: 893f91aa01bb81b⋯.jpg (354.71 KB,1100x1200,11:12,nw4j.jpg)

>>415848

I can't get addicted if I exercise restraint.

Not today! The other day, when you were supposed to stack a bunch of things all alone!

It was normal, I suppose. That guy is getting fired after all I think. Yes, it's pretty chilly, but I have a heavy blanket.

>>415849

Good evening.

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 No.415852

File: ae4986b019781f1⋯.jpg (54.8 KB,1023x721,1023:721,banana fZYUjLR.jpg)

>>415851

I'm filing for divorce then. </3

Oh! Well, yeah Wednesday. I managed. Tuesday turned out to be the worst by far.

Ahh, goody. Serves him right to be honest, yeah? Blankets are comfy, mhm! :3

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 No.415853

File: 906b05b18024b7d⋯.png (159.93 KB,636x356,159:89,gourmetgirlgraffitishiinan….png)

>>415852

There will be no divorce as long as I'm in charge.

At least it's over now. Is that guy back to work?

It will make it easier on us, at least.

They can be as soon as it starts getting chilly.

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 No.415854

File: d2e3f9870118434⋯.png (155.33 KB,500x247,500:247,bedroom eyes tumblr_inline….png)

>>415853

How do we resolve the (nightly, I remind you!) danging then? And the lack of stockings.

Surprisingly enough, yes he is! A warehouse person working with a broken arm. Though today must have been pretty awful for them, the boss had to help instead of me. Luckily I won't be going to school for four weeks, and a new warehouse person should be hired some time soon.

Hmmm, so much the better.

Which it has, so they are!

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 No.415855

File: cafac96c693d03f⋯.jpg (94.33 KB,800x800,1:1,flat,800x800,075,t.jpg)

>>415854

You'll have to get that on the side while I satisfy your other needs.

Sounds like he'll be close to useless for a bit yet, then. At least your boss isn't afraid to chip in.

We hit -15 today. Winter started all of a sudden when wednesday came.

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 No.415856

>>415855

On the side? You mean from others? D: How unhusbandly of you. My other needs you say, hmm….

He still operates the forklift thingie one-handed better than anyone else using both hands, so there is that.

I guess not. Sometimes he likes to make things easier for him though which can then complicate them a little for the rest of us. Like last Tuesday, I think it was, when he helped me unload the truck and told me not to bother stacking some of the material because it was too heavy (we could have just done it together). But when you not stack it onto itself, obviously it takes up more space, and then this Tuesday other material came which would need that space, right next to the heavy one.

Dayum O: It was fairly warm here. You make sure to dress warm! Though if you get sick, I'll be the one taking care of your needs!

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 No.415857

File: 8ef2b361a338e62⋯.jpg (96.88 KB,790x494,395:247,338be97432ca483e11107fff9e….jpg)

>>415856

Perhaps not, then! You can just use your imagination there.

Well, it's something.

I can see how that would be frustrating! At least he's the only real warehouse person so it mostly concerns himself.

I did! I pulled out the winter coat again yesterday. Well, that's why I keep you around.

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 No.415858

File: 6996f927f90d427⋯.jpg (95.48 KB,713x1000,713:1000,bedroom eyes 860777_226114….jpg)

>>415857

Imagination is not enough! Take care of your husband duties or I will file for divorce!

Aye.

Nono, I meant the boss does that. The warehouse person doesn't do that - ironically, he rarely gets to unload a truck at our other warehouse (the one I mentioned) because someone needs to stay in the primary one at all times.

Good, good. Aha, yay I am useful!

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 No.415859

File: 72b7ff5af6dd6fc⋯.jpg (1.17 MB,2560x1440,16:9,669649.jpg)

>>415858

Fine, fine! I'm not liking this whole, you exerting your will thing though, so hopefully that comes to an end soon.

Oh! That's my reading comprehension for you!

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 No.415860

File: 3dbb6e3d8260702⋯.gif (369.2 KB,500x281,500:281,boobs 4421885-niconico-use….gif)

>>415859

Dang, I'm sorry ;-;

That's where abstaining from the dang gets you. You can't focus and get easily dis-

>

Big uns!

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 No.415861

File: 0dda837c31fd9e6⋯.gif (1.72 MB,540x502,270:251,image_0.gif)

>>415850

Danging?

>>415851

How're you?

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 No.415862

File: 6c012525af2e4a0⋯.gif (1.8 MB,980x810,98:81,blowjob 3476012.gif)

>>415861

Yeah. An important duty of a husband to his husband.

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 No.415863

File: 154aedf1078d3fc⋯.jpg (34.23 KB,700x400,7:4,436e1d476588a999ab652d2fc8….jpg)

>>415860

You're supposed to double down in that situation, not give way to me!

I guess that means you can't abstain too much, huh.

They are!

>>415861

I am doing incredibly well, thank you.

And how about yourself?

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 No.415864

File: 7e15686cd9f0cab⋯.gif (2.83 MB,480x270,16:9,bounce and jiggle giphy.gif)

>>415863

I just don't want you to get upset with me! We should figure out some kind of a compromise.

Yeah, you'd go nuts.

Mhmm, some serious front bumpers!

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 No.415865

File: 33f10e8aab86207⋯.jpg (165.79 KB,1024x600,128:75,ijira_rental.jpg)

>>415864

We can exert our wills on alternating weekends.

No one wants to go nuts if it's so easily dealt with instead.

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 No.415866

File: 03af0e130df8c9f⋯.jpg (38.99 KB,800x470,80:47,caught topless 03af0e130df….jpg)

>>415865

Mhmm! I am not sure what this means, danging when it's my turn, and doing what on yours? :thinking:

They certainly don't and it certainly is!

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 No.415867

File: 443f58130944c52⋯.png (123.38 KB,488x302,244:151,Himedroppingaloaf.png)

>>415866

Whatever strikes my fancy that day, of course! I wouldn't let you know beforehand.

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 No.415868

File: 9d8261a92d80317⋯.jpg (695.25 KB,682x850,341:425,gluttony anime-girl-cat-gi….jpg)

File: 2541949ac83b953⋯.jpg (41.74 KB,434x318,217:159,forbidden love Maximum for….jpg)

>>415867

Waaaah o: At least give examples!

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 No.415869

File: adfe1f9966ab8cb⋯.jpg (128.01 KB,1199x1197,1199:1197,nsod.jpg)

>>415868

Stuff like Heavy chores and homework.

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 No.415870

File: df7dbbb15979930⋯.jpg (701.87 KB,640x960,2:3,double 635160.jpg)

>>415869

D: But I already got that from work and school and life, who needs to add more?!

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 No.415871

File: 043084dc27dc759⋯.png (755.3 KB,1280x720,16:9,vlcsnap-2014-04-20-19h28m2….png)

>>415870

You can be the fun one and I'll be the character building one!

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 No.415872

File: 5aceba813b966da⋯.gif (949.88 KB,777x451,777:451,implied penetration Shimon….gif)

>>415871

I am boring though. This marriage is going to be a train wreck.

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 No.415873

File: 5d526afb139c8cf⋯.png (743.17 KB,1280x720,16:9,Happiness-Charge-Precure-E….png)

>>415872

Well I already said there's no divorce allowed, so we'll have to figure it out as we go.

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 No.415874

File: 48335903b58f909⋯.gif (117.78 KB,421x248,421:248,1415494841383.gif)

>>415873

Well at least there will be something exciting or fun every other weekend. Wait, not something, only one thing actually!

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 No.415875

>>415874

One

Track

Mind

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 No.415876

File: 9504ef231229e0f⋯.gif (2.52 MB,424x233,424:233,1418947743425.gif)

>>415875

What's that even mean? That it always goes back to the same single thing? :thinking:

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 No.415877

File: d7fabbf7ce5216a⋯.jpg (173.2 KB,550x522,275:261,36AE991989534D7590701884D5….jpg)

>>415862

You're married?

>>415863

Good good I'm doing just fine

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 No.415878

File: 426c4dc2da8eaae⋯.png (712.51 KB,1280x720,16:9,Happiness-Charge-Precure-E….png)

>>415876

Basically, yeah.

Having a one track mind means you're always thinking about only one thing.

dick.

>>415877

That's good to hear, then.

What have you been up the last while?

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 No.415879

File: 5a21302405c6382⋯.gif (1.61 MB,540x304,135:76,insistent 5a21302405c6382b….gif)

>>415877

Me and Ese, yeah.

>>415878

Well you're not divorcing me so you'd better get used to it.I-it's okay if it's with you.

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 No.415880

File: 40a1b895bfc41cf⋯.jpg (244.93 KB,1280x900,64:45,saki_takei_hisa_girl_cute_….jpg)

>>415879

I guess I don't have a choice then. As long as you promise not to corrupt me irreparably.

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 No.415881

File: 382f1758b51c79f⋯.jpg (90.06 KB,787x787,1:1,above e354864473e907e595de….jpg)

>>415880

I can't do that, but don't worry you'll learn to like it!

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 No.415882

File: 2e7723402a7b00c⋯.jpg (34.38 KB,480x421,480:421,image.jpg)

>>415881

Back, I was on the phone!

At least you're not pretending that you'll be good and then secretly working on it.

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 No.415883

>>415882

Ahh.

I always play with my cards on the table. It's a bitch.

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 No.415884

File: 2db8ce4824aafbf⋯.jpg (23.28 KB,574x302,287:151,2c3b19c7bac4cf4d6bd3864c43….jpg)

>>415883

Not much for pleasant surprises?

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 No.415885

>>415884

It's different kind of cards that are the surprises. Or maybe they're not even card games.

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 No.415886

File: 3e156b5c4b33267⋯.png (750.74 KB,1280x720,16:9,vlcsnap-2014-03-16-15h54m5….png)

>>415885

I find your vagueness compelling.

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 No.415887

File: a35d0f8bfb3a355⋯.gif (5.33 MB,430x280,43:28,2129856.gif)

>>415886

It's important to use lots of words in a hard to expect fashion without actually saying anything. A trade secret.

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 No.415888

File: f01863f792562db⋯.jpg (379.17 KB,1200x1200,1:1,Shirayuki.Hime.full.169717….jpg)

>>415887

Well I know your tricks to arouse maximum interest now!

But it's about bedtime.

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 No.415889

>>415888

Hehe.

Already? Good night Ese. See you on the morrow or Sunday! Actually tomorrow is Sunday, you get my drift.

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 No.415890

File: 64232f523030c15⋯.jpg (214.09 KB,617x661,617:661,tumblr_n771wgn2Qr1sd9km1o1….jpg)

>>415889

Yes, it'll be another early day.

I messaged you almost twelve hours ago that I lost my sunday off!

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 No.415891

>>415890

;-; I never notice things on steam, baka! >.< Only through sheer coincidence.

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 No.415892

File: 05cbbb1e448b92f⋯.jpg (335.28 KB,900x665,180:133,53770637_p33_master1200.jpg)

>>415891

O

Well

I promise I did!

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 No.415893

File: 581ebf18456f011⋯.jpg (27.98 KB,397x400,397:400,amazed face.jpg)

>>415892

Yeah I know, I just checked >.<

Cute pic.

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 No.415894

File: dca7cb769949520⋯.jpg (242.97 KB,900x665,180:133,53770637_p26_master1200.jpg)

>>415893

Thanks. Here's the other one in the pair.

Good night.

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 No.415895

>>415894

Good night, Ese.

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 No.415896

File: 02a7a282e8a1803⋯.png (230.11 KB,852x792,71:66,002.png)

This is a vampire succubus girl

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 No.415897

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 No.415899

File: 1e233fc191f48c1⋯.jpg (158.54 KB,1024x1461,1024:1461,gravity_rush_kat_by_splash….jpg)

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