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 No.389580 [View All]

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 No.389915

File: 2ced91f874facd1⋯.gif (385.79 KB,500x277,500:277,37.gif)

>>389914

Oh hello there, Sims! I haven't seen you in a hot minute! How are you doing today mister?

I hope you're doing well, and if not, you better change that right around mister!

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 No.389916

File: 2a4eb423b1acb2e⋯.jpg (153.12 KB,1911x1080,637:360,16.jpg)

>>389915

REEEE, IT DIDN'T REMEMBER MY NAME!

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 No.389917

File: 014ed72546f1d4b⋯.jpg (140.75 KB,768x402,128:67,007_GmKLaXq.jpg)

>>389915

I'm okay, you?

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 No.389918

File: dcd6d53f4938ea0⋯.png (153.48 KB,300x430,30:43,sk1426890959574.png)

>>389912

Hello, complete stranger Empty who I've never seen before.

>>389913

It is really comfy! Except for those times where I spend like half an hour looking for a book that might be classed under, for example. "biography" or "travel literature" or "documentary" or "history" or maybe it's in the old books section, and then it turns out that we don't have it at all 'cause somebody's stolen it.

Well yeah, even I'm gonna fugg my master! I'm glad I could help you accept being a sub, though! Assuming you're comfortable with it!

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 No.389919

File: ff74b3cc70abf64⋯.gif (816.14 KB,500x281,500:281,21.gif)

>>389917

I'm doing fine, just rolling around listening to music, brought some new shoes today, passed my first assignment and got a first. Overall I'm great.

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 No.389920

File: 77498a172e9f590⋯.gif (1.17 MB,500x280,25:14,31.gif)

>>389918

Hello, Skandi who I've never seen before in my life! How are you doing today mister?

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 No.389921

File: b2ea9a8f722d372⋯.png (231.02 KB,500x400,5:4,1482452750865.png)

>>389918

All jobs have issues like that to be fair.

Well now I want a collar because of you, this cum addicted perv needs one to be put in his place by Bit

>>389919

What shoes and music?

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 No.389922

Lordy I keep falling asleep today.

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 No.389923

File: c9cbd297b52adfe⋯.png (284.37 KB,470x470,1:1,sk1426890959665.png)

>>389920

I'm doing alright! Went to class at 2pm, came home a few hours later, and the rest of the day has just been enjoyably wasted!

Also, show shoes!

>>389921

Well sure! Way better than my previous job, which was being one of those annoying idiots who walked around with a clipboard and tried to get people to donate money to Amnesty.

Well, collars can be bought, you don't necessarily need to make one! kek. I thought you were a virgin, how can you be cum-addicted?

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 No.389924

File: c89b203625fb10d⋯.png (87.17 KB,578x547,578:547,27.png)

>>389921

Yes, I got shoes and I'm listening to music! I'd post a picture of my shoes, but I can't be bothered to take a picture of them. ; - ;

>Also that spoiler! WEW.

>>389922

You need to drink a small coffee maybe, and stay awake! Also hello there, Mister Peaches!

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 No.389925

>>389924

You're right some coffee might help… hello there empty.

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 No.389926

>>389923

What's amnesty?

Can they have custom engravings is the question. I eat my own. A lot. Bit told me to say that.

>>389924

I meant what are they!

I was told to say it..

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 No.389927

File: fb9bead1e1416af⋯.gif (655.23 KB,700x625,28:25,24.gif)

>>389925

It should help, also this is slightly annoying, I have to keep typing it out.

How is Mister Peaches doing today? :o

>>389926

Uh huh… sure you were told to say it, you wanted to say it on your own! Admit it!

Oh, I dunno, I just brought them for like 70% of their original price.

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 No.389928

>>389927

I'm okay hun just so abnormally groggy it's not even fun. And its a sitewide glitch empty I know its obnoxious. Maybe I should just doing signatures to my posts that's easier.

signed t. me peaches, ruler of the western skies, king of the highlands 0_o xd 34444ppp

just kidding

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 No.389929

File: a440d9ec82a9119⋯.png (189.49 KB,485x635,97:127,sk1426890959475.png)

>>389926

Oh, I thought they were fairly well known? They try to protect human rights! Checking out prisons to see that conditions are okay, making sure trials are carried out decently, protecting free speech, that kind of thing.

They absolutely can have custom engravings! collarfactory.com is a decent place, supposedly, but probably you'd have to look around on Etsy if you want something very special. Oh my! … Well, I won't kinkshame! I'm personally not a fan of eating my own, but I'm gonna swallow master's, of course. Like you're presumably gonna swallow Bit's.

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 No.389930

File: 3e0d45550996aa7⋯.gif (594 KB,500x281,500:281,46.gif)

>>389928

Hmm, well I hope you the best on getting ungroggy, Mister peaches! I on the other hand will focus on watching a movie in like 20 minutes with the room-mates!

Also on a side note I ended up passing my first assignment with 71.4% :D

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 No.389931

File: b7d0b96f4458f62⋯.png (306.76 KB,1280x1171,1280:1171,tumblr_ojjbs2Dmi01u2eeulo1….png)

>>389927

I admit nothing

You don't know the music artist..?

>>389929

That's pretty neat, why didn't you like it?

Sent those sites to Bit.

I love the taste okay. I will will

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 No.389932

Mreh, I'm gonna go now.

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 No.389933

File: f82e88471f75c64⋯.png (184.49 KB,390x390,1:1,sk1426890959417.png)

>>389931

Do you live in a very small city? Have you never seen the kind of people who walk around with clipboards trying to get people to donate to things? Though the case is great, the job is awful. It's like being a beggar, except it's more socially acceptable to just ignore you.

Cute! You're going to meet in not too long, then? Or do you just want a collar anyway? :3c

I-I don't personally understand that, but okay! I guess if you're fantasising about sucking dick anyway, it makes sense!

>>389932

Have fun, MT!

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 No.389934

File: 6f1c41ff1e1146d⋯.jpg (57.83 KB,350x830,35:83,a7e573aad3685c44be99c400cd….jpg)

>>389933

I do

Jeez..

Both

I love the taste and I fantasize

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 No.389935

File: 07b78e84121841d⋯.jpg (38.96 KB,480x480,1:1,14676713_1133377103377912_….jpg)

>>389932

See ya

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 No.389936

File: c52d12fc44dece0⋯.jpg (28.54 KB,252x288,7:8,sk1426890959429.jpg)

>>389934

Yeah, it sucked. And the punchline to the story is that I got fired because I recruited on average 9.8 people a day, rather than the required 10.

Holy heck! It's very unusual to meet lewd Sims, it throws me off a bit! That qt fluffy hair, and yet you love eating your own cum, and love being ordered to talk about it!

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 No.389937

>>389936

That's silly.

Sorry..?

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 No.389938

>>389932

Later hun have a good one.

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 No.389939

File: a495863acb546f2⋯.png (103.23 KB,370x400,37:40,sk1426890960067.png)

>>389937

That's capitalism hardcore! If you don't meet the numerical requirement, you're out!

It's fine, of course. Just odd! I'm not at all used to you talking about lewd stuff, even obliquely.

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 No.389940

File: 7d59560905ff992⋯.png (90.34 KB,654x747,218:249,tumblr_o7fomm0CKI1u1c0ixo1….png)

>>389939

True true.

Well I do for Bit

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 No.389941

File: 3b1acb24805c5cb⋯.png (366.96 KB,530x530,1:1,sk1426890959696.png)

>>389940

Too bad I won't get to see you guys meeting, it's guaranteed to be the cutest thing.

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 No.389942

File: 308d33f24272944⋯.png (27.87 KB,339x218,339:218,1452819106753.png)

>>389941

I'll be there so it won't be

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 No.389943

File: fa93fdbbfdaf613⋯.png (324.54 KB,600x600,1:1,sk1426890959735.png)

>>389942

Hm. All this time I've been assuming you're better-looking than Bit, for some reason. There's some weird prejudice going on there, on my part.

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 No.389944

File: 37fac374628b4fe⋯.png (114.21 KB,690x450,23:15,tumblr_ohyk4bZRhr1sd1xkuo4….png)

>>389943

Bit's cuter than me, his opinion differs

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 No.389945

File: 18aaa48e831da77⋯.jpg (106.83 KB,550x481,550:481,sk1426890959837.jpg)

>>389944

>thinking your boyfriend is cuter than you

Gee, how unexpected. All I know about Bit is that he's skinny af, so I guess I just translated that in my head to "looks like a nerd"! Though granted, all I know about your looks is that you're blond.

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 No.389946

>>389945

Well at least you've got a vague mental picture.

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 No.389947

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 No.389948

File: 2007e18f0a46d7f⋯.jpg (138.06 KB,850x1222,425:611,_hotaru_splatoon_drawn_by_….jpg)

>>389945

I'm slightly taller than him.

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 No.389949

File: 3cb3f068b2009e3⋯.png (94.74 KB,339x222,113:74,sk1426890959422.png)

Did you know that hitting enter accidentally is possible?

>>389946

Sure! And my vague mental picture of you is tall-ish and dark-haired!

>>389948

How tall? It'd feel weird if you were taller than me (184 cm).

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 No.389950

>>389949

You're in the right ball park with that. I'm bout to go take my dog out, be back fairly shortly.

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 No.389951

all i know about my looks is that i'm a man

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 No.389952

File: 1418e568c88743b⋯.png (193.52 KB,423x523,423:523,sk1426890959480.png)

>>389950

Fun fact! The mental image is presumably largely because of the "tall dark stranger" cliché. And have fun!

>>389951

And longish hair and qt dick!

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 No.389953

File: bb65cb68029eab7⋯.jpg (159.39 KB,707x769,707:769,tumblr_nqp8ee7Bk91u2ayvzo1….jpg)

>>389949

I'm around 194cm.

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 No.389954

File: 62f420221da8c37⋯.png (97.22 KB,349x301,349:301,1484230330761.png)

>>389951

just pull the dick off

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 No.389955

File: 0896a7dc6be5a77⋯.jpg (74.04 KB,600x500,6:5,5e6c53ed5217344924397650b3….jpg)

>>389951

pretty cute pictre i saw

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 No.389956

>>389954

i'll pull your dick off, cuck

>>389955

maybe some day

how many months you on hrt now?

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 No.389957

File: 45b681cfba056f6⋯.png (175.99 KB,410x410,1:1,sk1426890959674.png)

>>389953

Well damn. It does feel weird. At least you're submitting to someone shorter than you anyway, so I guess it's not too big a deal. Plus he has a bigger dick than you.

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 No.389958

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 No.389959

File: 0c34e83447e3500⋯.jpg (176.59 KB,423x415,423:415,sk1426890959797.jpg)

>>389958

That was a complete guess, but thanks for confirming it.

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 No.389960

File: c5ab1362e28af32⋯.jpg (127.46 KB,774x1032,3:4,3214325613453674.jpg)

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 No.389961

File: 15b1e672f019d1d⋯.png (164.23 KB,400x400,1:1,sk1426890959717.png)

>>389960

Sorry! But I'm sure you can appreciate the gamble from my point of view! It's not lik I have any idea what Bit's dick looks like, and much less yours, so I just guessed from your relationship roles!

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 No.389963

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 No.389964

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 No.390288

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File: bf302bfcfb8ee19⋯.jpg (393.52 KB,1393x1968,1393:1968,p_039.jpg)

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