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File: ff8883703c59fb7⋯.gif (810.77 KB, 678x422, 339:211, 1445909211087.gif)

 No.338503

Who needs to speak anyway edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gctf0n8b3F4

 No.338508

File: 60af7f502807639⋯.png (227.8 KB, 858x725, 858:725, 1475255930310.png)


 No.338509

File: b03e9fdf3ddcd0e⋯.png (279.53 KB, 596x574, 298:287, umismile.png)

comfy thread with comfy people i know

(for now)


 No.338510

File: 57ff8f1608a1999⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 9.86 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 1475209108002.webm)

>>338509

we irl


 No.338512

File: 03da5aeef6d1168⋯.png (254.06 KB, 458x572, 229:286, umifrustrated.png)

>>338510

no

we arent niggers


 No.338513

damn, thought lewd was dead.. just needed to clear my cache or something lmao


 No.338514

File: 289eed8127daccf⋯.png (313.05 KB, 500x499, 500:499, speed.png)

>watch anime with pouncy

>baby starts crying

>moms making food and tells me to handle it

>I cant make it shut up

PANIC


 No.338515

File: f609824091ef672⋯.gif (221.18 KB, 540x304, 135:76, tumblr_obylwx8SkV1u86t2qo1….gif)


 No.338516

File: 27c439028dfbe1a⋯.jpg (105.25 KB, 706x706, 1:1, ss (2016-10-01 at 07.55.08….jpg)


 No.338517

File: ef783b791c40d79⋯.webm (2.65 MB, 202x360, 101:180, 1475406039001.webm)

the new germans


 No.338518

File: 5df369ada85c92f⋯.png (660.62 KB, 971x1200, 971:1200, 5df369ada85c92f0271f44b4e7….png)

>>338515

Lets see if it's fixed now..


 No.338519

File: 11d560602a9e340⋯.jpg (115.24 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, umijaculation.jpg)


 No.338520

File: 3a6085117ef0916⋯.png (333.23 KB, 650x1000, 13:20, 3a6085117ef0916c00c15bef08….png)

>>338519

for some reason the cookie wasn't clearing for me that was the cause of it, I need to check my settings


 No.338521

File: f80eeed0f68f213⋯.png (748.17 KB, 757x1076, 757:1076, tumblr_odrloum2Lu1s9gdrpo1….png)

>>338520

that was probably the issue

well atleast i can see your posts <3


 No.338522

File: c672eecbc9e0a72⋯.webm (949.38 KB, 400x224, 25:14, 1475407518001.webm)


 No.338523

File: ccded1e66471831⋯.jpg (19.19 KB, 490x276, 245:138, umiko scold.jpg)


 No.338524

File: 027fdd1e9bf21f5⋯.jpg (66.67 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 926585_1777340965833694_10….jpg)

>>338516

Why is there a comma inbetween me and too?


 No.338525

File: 352e21c9762a595⋯.jpg (24.39 KB, 546x432, 91:72, 352e21c9762a595a872d6c56a2….jpg)


 No.338526

File: 1b9b6059172d946⋯.jpg (30.88 KB, 433x354, 433:354, ss (2016-10-02 at 05.26.46….jpg)


 No.338527

>>338454

Sure you did!


 No.338528

File: 6b3673bd043b75b⋯.jpg (217.86 KB, 800x969, 800:969, 55241305_p0.jpg)

>>338526

Ill steal your panties you dirty masochist crusader


 No.338529

File: 31e6db9d58ba40a⋯.jpg (51.98 KB, 408x600, 17:25, __inubashiri_momiji_and_ka….jpg)


 No.338530

File: 1eb3dc82ac852e2⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 1.47 MB, 854x480, 427:240, 1474838084002.webm)


 No.338531

File: 95a484330926397⋯.jpg (369.6 KB, 1200x800, 3:2, Megumin.jpg)

Waking up at 5pm is hard


 No.338532

File: 8d8eba1ffedc964⋯.png (380.74 KB, 366x514, 183:257, 23.png)

>>338531

Thats why I wake up at 7am everyday.


 No.338533

File: fa04f0b28f20ef1⋯.jpg (51.24 KB, 1136x572, 284:143, 9e0c990a.jpg)


 No.338534

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

i give DayZ a new try


 No.338535

>>338532

Good boy


 No.338536

File: c0f2e923244f746⋯.png (71.43 KB, 176x182, 88:91, 48.png)

>>338533

X-DDD youre so funny dude


 No.338537

File: 488c3922430d149⋯.gif (472.23 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 1471288730804.gif)


 No.338538

File: d81a6e790543025⋯.jpg (75.26 KB, 795x829, 795:829, ss (2016-10-02 at 06.26.10….jpg)


 No.338539

File: 8f68d9ceb27477e⋯.png (210.22 KB, 321x332, 321:332, 46.png)

>>338537

ey

>>338538

Is that how qt youll look when youll be cleaning our home irl ?


 No.338540

File: aa6d0d72e2bfaaa⋯.jpg (34.51 KB, 286x436, 143:218, ss (2016-10-02 at 05.59.29….jpg)

>>338539

No, that's how I'll look when we play hide and seek in our pajamas.


 No.338541

File: 5cf0215ef2f7f86⋯.png (130.68 KB, 185x577, 185:577, 111.png)

>>338540

Why would you bring a broom to hide and seek? Do you actually have issues?


 No.338542

File: cf9a03edce46bac⋯.jpg (444.78 KB, 600x863, 600:863, 21.jpg)

>>338532

Thats when I go to bed every day


 No.338543

File: cc8f77351aaa4dd⋯.jpg (27.59 KB, 198x229, 198:229, everybody is confused and ….jpg)

>>338527

Yeah I did! I also set forwarding from that mail to my normal lewd email so if anything comes by a chance, I will read it!

>>338529

Noticed.


 No.338544

File: 2cb9587a76191a8⋯.jpg (31.66 KB, 234x393, 78:131, ss (2016-10-01 at 07.16.53….jpg)


 No.338545

File: 7236031f70b48d9⋯.jpg (34.15 KB, 225x350, 9:14, 203535.jpg)

>>338543

Hahaha I've already forgotten it :3


 No.338546

File: aabb88ebe804a19⋯.jpg (25.25 KB, 181x219, 181:219, error 02.jpg)

Everyone who is offline on steam has been online 4 hours ago (or a few one hour ago). Is that some steam shenanigans or a huge coincidence?


 No.338547

File: 864db1f98860442⋯.png (216.97 KB, 282x441, 94:147, 61.png)

>>338542

Isnt that a bit counter productive? Youre supposed to go to sleep when the sun goes down and wake up when it goes up, not because society says so but because its healthy.

>>338544

Do you actually like hide and seek? How old are you again?


 No.338548

File: f42e8edc247ac04⋯.jpg (69.52 KB, 1064x597, 1064:597, ScreenHunter_423 Sep. 25 1….jpg)

this time i will make germany mine

as poland


 No.338549

File: 48335903b58f909⋯.gif (117.78 KB, 421x248, 421:248, 1415494841383.gif)

>>338545

Stop laughing! In fact I am expecting you to send a CV and everything! CumServingMaids@gmail.com


 No.338550

File: 2c2c135e8fa9195⋯.jpg (17.52 KB, 160x238, 80:119, ss (2016-10-01 at 07.38.34….jpg)

>>338547

12, you pedo.


 No.338551

>>338548

y-yes invade me please


 No.338552

File: 87b7e8d04da1e8a⋯.jpg (243.57 KB, 600x800, 3:4, 51060275_p0.jpg)

>>338546

Definitely shenanigans.


 No.338553

File: ff94be98da6d9a4⋯.jpg (242.18 KB, 582x649, 582:649, Megumin.(KonoSuba).full.19….jpg)

>>338551

thats the play

we are gonna me little hans and stanislaws together


 No.338554

File: 513be6bb8cab83c⋯.jpg (45.01 KB, 301x462, 43:66, 64.jpg)

>>338550

Pedo? Im 14 myself idiot.

Youre a girl right?


 No.338555

File: ec3e9403573db30⋯.jpg (120.17 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Kono Subarashii Sekai ni S….jpg)

>>338554

I sure am!


 No.338556

File: 9708be5b719b304⋯.jpg (22.21 KB, 195x225, 13:15, i've heard a few rumors.jpg)

>>338552

Yup! How are you?


 No.338557

File: c31a04ae4d41b48⋯.png (325.18 KB, 308x632, 77:158, 128.png)

>>338555

How big is your tits?


 No.338559

File: f970f67234ff4d4⋯.jpg (78.52 KB, 850x850, 1:1, 14192594_1176855805711062_….jpg)

>>338552

there doing server stuff?


 No.338560

File: ca1dee0e18ace6d⋯.jpg (262.32 KB, 480x480, 1:1, 51246687_p5_master1200.jpg)

>>338556

I'm well. Was watching some British comedy earlier.


 No.338561

File: d2237e4f81aefe7⋯.png (645.92 KB, 700x900, 7:9, 76856757467575.png)

>>338547

Probably but I'm just used to it now since I have done it for so long


 No.338562

File: eaecbe014b3bd40⋯.jpg (83 KB, 526x693, 526:693, ss (2016-10-02 at 05.13.02….jpg)


 No.338563

File: 100df88adce9a8e⋯.jpg (17.51 KB, 187x221, 11:13, like what.jpg)

>>338560

Mhmm, goody. What comedy was it?


 No.338564

File: 6b26567951494a7⋯.gif (929.62 KB, 350x380, 35:38, gif20.gif)

>>338561

whats your point? Just change it up, easy.

>>338562

>12 year old

>c-cup


 No.338565

File: bcd5980b79ca2e0⋯.jpg (81.48 KB, 794x631, 794:631, 1474684499053.jpg)

me taking care of date


 No.338566

>>338565

Which one is you though.


 No.338567

File: ad0ff7b58c14310⋯.jpg (239.69 KB, 793x856, 793:856, 1471719831001.jpg)


 No.338568

File: 54beffe2c2f7ed3⋯.png (1.15 MB, 774x1100, 387:550, 54beffe2c2f7ed3a7f9aec2a47….png)


 No.338569

File: 89386077de6060c⋯.png (343.62 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 1474226277388.png)

>>338563

Some BBC show called Bottom. Very slapstick humor. It was alright.


 No.338570

File: bdcd03743e33fcf⋯.jpg (30.87 KB, 184x220, 46:55, all better.jpg)

>>338569

Oooh, I think I recognize the two guys (the ones in here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtAfSOLcHEE if there are more). A friend of mine showed me some live show they had in a theatre. Was a bit bizarre that one X3


 No.338571

File: cf7c3b037f08ad9⋯.jpg (13.07 KB, 261x272, 261:272, ScreenHunter_413 Sep. 25 1….jpg)

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

i lost troops for no fuclken reason

7 units

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


 No.338572


 No.338573

File: fac6a2b7f720467⋯.jpg (58.49 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 51246687_p7_master1200.jpg)

>>338570

Yeah those are the ones. They've had live shows but I've not watched any.


 No.338574

File: f8d74e7e11aa401⋯.jpg (79.58 KB, 861x767, 861:767, ScreenHunter_399 Sep. 25 1….jpg)

>>338572

idk i had everything pretty well

even had a good encirclement and like there was no way for them do so

just see overrrun on my screen from 1 tank

whatever ill just restart again some other day


 No.338575

File: 7e4d81cf966580e⋯.jpg (35.83 KB, 640x535, 128:107, 13221570_926229854156562_1….jpg)

no reply from tinky


 No.338576

File: 24065e110dbec82⋯.jpg (67.71 KB, 470x455, 94:91, ss (2016-10-01 at 06.32.21….jpg)


 No.338578

File: 30bbe5c5e3630f0⋯.png (579.82 KB, 585x688, 585:688, 48486058_p0.png)

>>338559

>>338575

Oh shit, I'm sorry.

Not that I know of. I said that cause I haven't logged on since last night, and have him added.


 No.338579

File: 25d7490a4289cf8⋯.jpg (19.05 KB, 194x229, 194:229, give it a few hours.jpg)

>>338573

I see, yeah. Sorry got distracted >.<

What are you up to at the moment?


 No.338580

File: 0ff9a351df27ae2⋯.jpg (334.37 KB, 1054x1500, 527:750, 9959e14ef3b648750ca40c4a6c….jpg)

>>338578

> have him added.

huh?


 No.338587

File: 273a06379f384ee⋯.png (546.13 KB, 935x935, 1:1, 47258023_p0.png)

>>338580

You know, Rumor.

>>338579

Nothing much. Just had a roast dinner.


 No.338588

File: 30b0acd32464ae2⋯.jpg (47.74 KB, 180x214, 90:107, meanwhile 01.jpg)

>>338587

Ah, I see. Pork or…?

Also I will walk the dog in a few, wanna chat some more in private later? Or in this here thread?


 No.338590

File: 9ea89bd2e3f14aa⋯.jpg (140.21 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 52959483_p2_master1200.jpg)

>>338588

Nah, it was lamb. Pretty good.

Sure I'll log on Steam later, but I suppose I'll be here too if it's active enough.


 No.338592

File: 9ec4efb01a98411⋯.jpg (20 KB, 198x230, 99:115, i'm leaving 02.jpg)

>>338590

Ah I see, lamb isn't very common here o: Pretty sure I ahve only had it a few times in my whole life.

Alrightey. I'm going now, see you in a short bit Tinky.


 No.338597

File: a08568a33403846⋯.jpg (28.28 KB, 244x224, 61:56, pirates are back.jpg)

>>338590

(back… is thread dead though?)


 No.338604

File: e0c5de4eaf97a9d⋯.jpg (157.41 KB, 377x603, 377:603, 100.jpg)

>>338576

Even outside of memes, you really do have a delicious boy body


 No.338605

File: 7e602d264ff4363⋯.jpg (12.33 KB, 200x200, 1:1, 11498-1390631291.jpg)


 No.338606

File: 91d2788cfcca68f⋯.jpg (179.57 KB, 390x600, 13:20, kanaka_amaya_48945.jpg)

>>338605

This is where you're supposed to compliment me back and be all cute, not just say yay…. Ego


 No.338609

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.338610

File: 5f35a45ce12a0d3⋯.webm (1.95 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Richard Carrier polyamoro….webm)


 No.338614

File: 4a81999630727fe⋯.png (646.56 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, 14444931_1827033727526926_….png)

File: a83541784ae9aa4⋯.jpg (38.12 KB, 500x600, 5:6, 13509001_1607535096243439_….jpg)


 No.338622

File: b35f5815b44d176⋯.png (334.42 KB, 406x422, 203:211, sexy face.png)

Attention everyone

All who uses Discord should change their password since someone i know has found a pastebin of various Discord accounts and the passwords.


 No.338626

>>338614

no blackjack dont use it.

>>338622

fug :D


 No.338627

File: 3b4be6b1c7831ed⋯.png (324.92 KB, 848x471, 848:471, classy.png)

We officially /dead/ now?


 No.338628

File: 70990e199fd15c9⋯.jpg (885.32 KB, 2048x1360, 128:85, alfa-romeo-4c-interior-9.jpg)

HNNGHH


 No.338630

File: e7c7b9b73f2e898⋯.webm (7.63 MB, 640x360, 16:9, NFS2SE-short.webm)

>>338628

What a phallic gear stick. Approved.


 No.338631

File: 58eb1ebdfea9900⋯.jpg (124.24 KB, 1024x683, 1024:683, eyJ1cmwiOiJodHRwOi8vd3d3Ln….jpg)

>>338630

dont know what you mean but I hope you dont bully the car I regulary dream off.


 No.338632

File: b34c3fdee875c37⋯.webm (8.81 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 1475356847003.webm)


 No.338633

File: c421546a212d6eb⋯.gif (899.44 KB, 500x281, 500:281, sleep 1433900409_tumblr_mj….gif)

>>338631

Just meant it's shaped like a cock more than average gear stick. I don't bully though.

Good night German!


 No.338635

File: 0d3739d59feb9e9⋯.jpg (141.38 KB, 550x566, 275:283, 50107651_p0_master1200.jpg)

I'm home…


 No.338636

>>338517

what was that drunk bavarian doing relaxing around refugees?


 No.338637

>>338628

>>338631

>sports car with No third petal

>italian car that isnt a ferrari California or vintage Lamborghini/ferraro


 No.338638

File: 2bbaa59c8cbeaa9⋯.jpg (86.81 KB, 850x1206, 425:603, FB_IMG_1475190758558.jpg)


 No.338639

File: ca22ac6def027cc⋯.png (345.54 KB, 679x403, 679:403, 11111 temp.PNG)

>>338632

Ive got a pack of Sobranie cocktails


 No.338640

File: 3438253a90ace47⋯.jpg (92.87 KB, 579x828, 193:276, 30168625_p0_master1200.jpg)

>>338638

What's new, Hattie?


 No.338641

File: aa56ff6ae659b44⋯.jpg (632.24 KB, 4000x2667, 4000:2667, Porsche-930-Wallpapers.jpg)

>>338637

Its almost 2017 and no perfomance care is useing a stick anymore.

And this car is my dream car because I maybe can affort it since its no 200k+ car with ridicules high maintance coast.

I just have called it realistic dream car.

Ofcourse I prefere a 488 or gt3 rs but I mostly will never be able to affort them.


 No.338642

File: dc775950dd767f0⋯.jpg (219.11 KB, 750x1334, 375:667, 1475444728001.jpg)

>>338641

my english is so stupid.

I should read my text before posting it.


 No.338643

>>338641

>german wants an alfa romeo


 No.338644

File: 8dbe3e650033927⋯.jpg (19.27 KB, 440x440, 1:1, FB_IMG_1474691664514.jpg)

>>338640

Being me, might go non binary for the lulz


 No.338645

File: dca7cb769949520⋯.jpg (242.97 KB, 900x665, 180:133, 53770637_p26_master1200.jpg)

>>338644

It was a good friendship while it lasted.


 No.338646

File: 7f961411d187a1e⋯.jpg (206.5 KB, 1422x948, 3:2, porsche-911-r-interior.jpg)


 No.338647

File: 860203d43f2d97e⋯.jpg (128.17 KB, 1080x1576, 135:197, FB_IMG_1474703103130.jpg)


 No.338650

File: 54e68005eee3f83⋯.jpg (520.98 KB, 794x800, 397:400, 9995000_p0.jpg)

>>338647

It's okay Hattie, I'll still like you even if you start pretending easily observable realities don't exist.


 No.338653

File: d40d9a162e5a7de⋯.jpg (877.11 KB, 1349x950, 71:50, 0.jpg)

When did it start being so dead here?


 No.338654

File: 40a1b895bfc41cf⋯.jpg (244.93 KB, 1280x900, 64:45, saki_takei_hisa_girl_cute_….jpg)

>>338653

This level of deadness is really unusual, to be honest. The Euros must all be sleeping.

It's lonely.


 No.338655

File: ad21bfdde84e290⋯.jpg (52.22 KB, 601x611, 601:611, 244.jpg)

>>338654

What kind of person sleeps at 4-6 am?

I'm lonely


 No.338656

File: a346545b5789d3c⋯.png (704.33 KB, 960x912, 20:19, _ba733359-eae3-484c-8765-7….png)


 No.338657

File: 98fa19b157bce31⋯.png (2.04 MB, 2550x3300, 17:22, 98fa19b157bce3125d997ece7d….png)

>>338655

I'm usually in bed before these guys, and that's with an eight hour time lag. I don't know what's going on.

What's going on?

Anything on your mind?


 No.338658

>>338653

Cause I just got home from west virginia. Been too busy and lazy to post.


 No.338659

File: c25bc8e6e532c55⋯.jpg (19.94 KB, 313x274, 313:274, 214093_124233.jpg)

>>338656

Hello Sims. That dog sure looks pleased.


 No.338661

File: 9d71d8fff2d8224⋯.webm (9.68 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, megumin.webm)

>>338657

Nothing really.

Just lying in bed right now trying to go to sleep.


 No.338662

File: 8091346cc0d0f80⋯.jpg (3.6 MB, 1935x2699, 1935:2699, Cure.Miracle.full.1973550.jpg)

>>338661

Are you having a hard time sleeping tonight, Anon?


 No.338663

File: a346545b5789d3c⋯.png (704.33 KB, 960x912, 20:19, _ba733359-eae3-484c-8765-7….png)

>>338659

He sure does


 No.338664

File: cee77ee00e04216⋯.png (251.82 KB, 450x627, 150:209, 25.png)


 No.338665

File: 5ce1abfaf5e0616⋯.jpg (1.01 MB, 900x1200, 3:4, Cure.Miracle.full.1958800.jpg)

>>338664

I'm sorry to hear it. Do you have any obligations you need to be rested up for, or is it a rest day tomorrow?


 No.338667

File: 8b92f623e17bc14⋯.jpg (85.66 KB, 894x894, 1:1, 1474530916799.jpg)

Hey I'm not dead.

Not yet.


 No.338668

File: 953bcbfe7d0b5a6⋯.jpg (589.45 KB, 900x1326, 150:221, Cure.Miracle.full.1971820.jpg)


 No.338669

File: 7bf8b59e0ed964e⋯.png (1.09 MB, 1280x899, 1280:899, 199.png)

>>338665

I have something to do later on in the day.


 No.338670

File: 747f0a00c432d4b⋯.jpg (83.16 KB, 747x646, 747:646, 1474403220448.jpg)

>>338668

O-oh nvm I don't know anyone online right now.

Carry on.


 No.338671

File: f9c0fbe6640539f⋯.png (986.94 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, (17)_My_Name_is_Asahina_Mi….png)

>>338670

But you can rectify that!

>>338669

That's not too big of an issue, then! Sometimes a warm shower helps me get to sleep!


 No.338672

>>338671

I guess.

>Tfw CMTJ #917

Jesus Christ almost 1k.

Seems like just a few months ago it was at 500.


 No.338673

File: bda89670c67fc14⋯.jpg (88.69 KB, 736x968, 92:121, big_thumb_6795b0ff2ac03100….jpg)

>>338672

Yeah, there are a couple new threads a day now!

I'm going to bed!


 No.338674

>>338673

Goodnight


 No.338677

Morning


 No.338678

File: 95a484330926397⋯.jpg (369.6 KB, 1200x800, 3:2, Megumin.jpg)

>>338677

ohayou


 No.338682

File: 3067aa6b3a06514⋯.png (126.68 KB, 194x459, 194:459, 89.png)

Ohayou


 No.338683

>>338678

Hello mr/s Nameless


 No.338684

File: c6e87f29e3c31db⋯.mp4 (9.87 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Fin streamer lose bank.mp4)

These Fins are out of control


 No.338685

File: 02eabd0af599aad⋯.png (906.71 KB, 700x800, 7:8, 56512849_p0.png)

Oh yea don't forget if you would like to make a banner just post it here

>>336929

>>336929

>>336929


 No.338686

>>338685

I don't know how to change gif resolutions.

I am too retarded, help.


 No.338687

File: 124dc92ae71de8d⋯.jpg (174.75 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, neet.jpg)

>>338686

Open the gif in photoshop and use the crop tool


 No.338690

File: 769ca3f75c380ce⋯.png (90.89 KB, 145x436, 145:436, 94.png)

I added some banners, plox take em.


 No.338691

>>338687

I have no photoshop installed.


 No.338692

File: c31a04ae4d41b48⋯.png (325.18 KB, 308x632, 77:158, 128.png)

>>338691

tough luck, no banner for you gay boi


 No.338693

File: c96ba512f4544fb⋯.jpg (7.01 KB, 300x168, 25:14, images(5).jpg)

>>338692

s-shut up n-nerd!


 No.338694

File: ec00d5bba6dd6c2⋯.png (391.65 KB, 357x613, 357:613, 104.png)

>>338693

k bye.


 No.338695

File: d4ea52975fe9ada⋯.gif (19.12 KB, 507x921, 169:307, __schrodinger_hellsing_dra….gif)

>>338694

Bye o/


 No.338696

File: 44723329247f0d0⋯.png (723.4 KB, 616x775, 616:775, Screenshot_56.png)


 No.338697

File: ff94be98da6d9a4⋯.jpg (242.18 KB, 582x649, 582:649, Megumin.(KonoSuba).full.19….jpg)

6th time is the charm

Poland here we go


 No.338698

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa kill me


 No.338699

File: 352e21c9762a595⋯.jpg (24.39 KB, 546x432, 91:72, 352e21c9762a595a872d6c56a2….jpg)

>>338697

Give me Russia pls


 No.338700

File: e5aef6721070613⋯.jpg (110.76 KB, 1000x871, 1000:871, megusmile.jpg)

>>338699

after im done with the germans ill take russia


 No.338701

File: 302eaa5eac5f901⋯.png (115.08 KB, 224x262, 112:131, 45.png)

>>338696

Thanks dood

>>338697

GL, try to secure some allience with UK or Russia


 No.338702

File: 1fc2ab810007093⋯.jpg (68.43 KB, 1064x600, 133:75, ScreenHunter_439 Sep. 25 1….jpg)

>>338701

im going after the czecs first

when i get em im going to attack germany

if all goes to plan then ill go after the russians


 No.338703

File: db1fbcd5efdf094⋯.jpg (79.93 KB, 640x698, 320:349, 1475416347583.jpg)


 No.338704

File: b7e494fd6982ae5⋯.png (193.25 KB, 320x365, 64:73, 43.png)

>>338702

why attack germany, why not build up and become stronger then them?


 No.338705

>>338704

going for the wojtek achievement

germany can always betray you since im non aligned

plus they have the infastructure and factories i need to go against russia

after russia i go for iran hen italy if they arent in axis


 No.338706

File: c71bef4312e2295⋯.gif (1.91 MB, 500x281, 500:281, 1474998826199.gif)


 No.338707

File: 33a7a84436f7e9c⋯.jpg (40.54 KB, 600x800, 3:4, BbFrCnrCQAAJv_P.jpg)


 No.338708

File: b9d6e55a12b9015⋯.jpg (368.91 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 20161003093317_1.jpg)


 No.338709

File: 3bfbec60b26f12e⋯.gif (1.19 MB, 352x240, 22:15, 6febf414dad2cbc9eb82c17e5c….gif)

>>338707

Spooky


 No.338710

File: 10b5019b90d61ac⋯.jpg (93.8 KB, 790x782, 395:391, Ctly9OeWEAAKDIg.jpg)


 No.338711

Risk of the day: Frozen sea food that should last until 2017 if kept at -18C or more. Pretty sure our freezer isn't that cold.


 No.338712

File: 43e9c71b512ca17⋯.jpg (409.66 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 20161003094342_1.jpg)


 No.338713

File: 63adfd4079ef304⋯.jpg (242.14 KB, 910x1050, 13:15, 1469421687780.jpg)

>>338710

The image you posted


 No.338714

File: 7f7aaecaf5a0eba⋯.jpg (30.84 KB, 591x278, 591:278, ScreenHunter_389 Sep. 25 0….jpg)


 No.338715

File: f5c63c64be72707⋯.jpg (2.09 MB, 2480x3507, 2480:3507, to8s.jpg)


 No.338716

File: 9c9879f9902661c⋯.jpg (368.18 KB, 1307x528, 1307:528, 1475174189780.jpg)

>>338712

rip

>>338713

He gotta make sure you dont waste his food


 No.338717

File: 61ea27ba758b343⋯.gif (1.74 MB, 612x639, 68:71, comment_XonWO6HOleWqoCegRP….gif)

>>338715

>cute megumins


 No.338718

File: 5b0a584e73e26a9⋯.jpg (1.02 MB, 1500x1361, 1500:1361, __yang_xiao_long_rwby_draw….jpg)

>>338716

Are you like that with burgers?


 No.338719

File: 59bf433a86d0110⋯.jpg (576.79 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 20161003095543_1.jpg)


 No.338720

File: d650a5b4a545f6c⋯.png (20.41 KB, 241x274, 241:274, 1475433226551.png)

>>338718

Yes, now eat

>>338719


 No.338721

File: 35705d211c6cc4f⋯.jpg (427.28 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 20161003100316_1.jpg)

>>338720

xeno2 soon


 No.338722

>>338720

After Dr's appointment


 No.338723

File: 642188c6aa7d1e1⋯.png (2.79 MB, 1600x2600, 8:13, 1423969541456.png)

>>338721

2 weeks soon?

>>338722

ree


 No.338724

File: f5119274597ee25⋯.png (26.05 KB, 600x240, 5:2, _ee7ce99b-1f8d-4f0a-8aed-3….png)

>>338723

Sorry..


 No.338725

File: 9302a38e8fa33c5⋯.jpg (397.1 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 20161003093258_1.jpg)

>>338723

25th

I am excited you can train under a lot of people even raditz and if you train under krillin or yamcha they make you do turtle school training like delivering milk.

I hope I can train under my hero Bardock


 No.338726

File: ec46f057b594d45⋯.jpg (90.61 KB, 1200x675, 16:9, Hehe.jpg)

>>338724

>>338725

Ah 3. Oh yea I remember the episode. I thought everyone's hero was Mr.Satan


 No.338727

File: 1b3cd225fd74860⋯.png (747.68 KB, 1280x935, 256:187, _46e8779e-14b8-443c-9d20-c….png)

>>338726

I'm your nerd, Bit.


 No.338728

File: bdae493f2687db5⋯.jpg (586.55 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 20161003101857_1.jpg)

>>338726

Nope not me I am a weirdo like that


 No.338729

File: da60ed9aafe0e11⋯.jpg (151.96 KB, 1200x1090, 120:109, CtbRby7WAAEk8qd.jpg)

>>338727

That's a noice picture

>>338728

Im gonna train under Launch


 No.338730

File: 11fdb56a9608fd8⋯.jpg (661.97 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 20161003103007_2.jpg)

File: 6db81c330207ba6⋯.jpg (606.25 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 20161003102916_1.jpg)

>>338729

might be possible you never know


 No.338731

File: c71c23ffd9e9b1e⋯.webm (2.92 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1475148972951.webm)

>>338730

Or sausage


 No.338732

File: 9970ae4004b8a5e⋯.gif (1.2 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1475365760895.gif)

>>338731

No sausage only vegetables


 No.338733

File: 457eb892df416fa⋯.png (120.84 KB, 512x511, 512:511, Ramen Guy the Sage.png)

>>338732

So ramen guy


 No.338734

File: 7d0d8e83634b35f⋯.png (163.36 KB, 338x600, 169:300, turn that frown upsidedown.png)

Good morning, /lewd/ers~ <3


 No.338735

File: 2ba8a9a319001bd⋯.jpg (86.93 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 1475351666849.jpg)

>>338733

THIS ISNT NARUTO


 No.338736

File: a5aff93087184aa⋯.jpg (161.32 KB, 815x713, 815:713, QHTLEMp.jpg)

>>338734

Is it?


 No.338737

File: 6ca258c05ee4a87⋯.jpg (57.54 KB, 1152x864, 4:3, maxresdefault.jpg)

>>338734

Morn

>>338735

Or is it..


 No.338738

>>338734

Its the afternoon! >.<


 No.338739

>>338738

Maybe for you, Swede!


 No.338740

File: aefa47903eb8f2e⋯.png (82.98 KB, 491x476, 491:476, ooh, a piece of candy.png)

>>338736

Is it not~?

>>338737

How goes it, Bit?

>>338738

lol timezones, how do they work??

How's it going?


 No.338741

File: cea945bc20e589a⋯.jpg (293.94 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 20161003093500_1.jpg)

>>338737

Its not


 No.338742

>>338739

Nono for everyone i tell you!

>>338740

They don't exist. They are a myth!

Going well not much happening. You? :3


 No.338743

File: f842de013836309⋯.jpg (53.49 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 963.jpg)

>>338740

It's fine.

What about you?

>>338742

I better fix all my clocks, they're telling me it's 09:02!


 No.338744

>>338743

Yea it's 17:02! Better fix that now


 No.338745

File: b64b3eac80822a9⋯.png (56.39 KB, 378x258, 63:43, 1473887128167.png)

>>338740

Alright just playing some RS, cut grass soon I guess. Would you like half of this hurricane coming towards me?

>>338741

It is now! Prepare for filler on filler!


 No.338746

File: 270af9bddeeb729⋯.png (311.72 KB, 512x512, 1:1, prying open my third eye.png)

>>338742

Just got out of the shower and waiting for laundry. Today's my day off so just trying to do some chores and stuffs.

Yeah, timezones are a social construct :^)

>>338743

Not too shabby. Wondering what I should do about the food situation haha

Doing anything fun?

>>338745

Oh, no thanks haha. I'm up north so we'll probably just get a thunderstorm out of it and I'm perfectly cool with that~

Can you cut grass in a hurricane? How much time is there?


 No.338747

File: 52dfbb4be3e3f16⋯.jpg (466.22 KB, 800x630, 80:63, 1475464563173.jpg)

>>338745

Time Breaker Bardock from DB Online is in game so I hope we get good Bardock and Goku(or Raditz) interactions


 No.338748

File: 4dd120b92cf0bd2⋯.jpg (273.83 KB, 689x900, 689:900, 4dd120b92cf0bd281d0d98b36e….jpg)

>>338746

What are you planning on cooking for breakfast.

No, I just got up a short while ago. Probably doing some cleaning today.

>>338744

Thanks for the warning, I didn't want to be eight hours behind for the rest of my life!


 No.338749

>>338746

Aah how nice to be off on a monday!

Yeah, exactly! Smash the timezones!

>>338748

Yea that would've been bad!


 No.338750

File: 588ae10260a9117⋯.png (198.34 KB, 700x987, 100:141, shh we're making pancakes.png)

>>338748

If I were to choose (read: have food to cook) I'd start prepping a shepherd's pie. Been craving some comfort food lately :/

Awwe yeah, Monday best cleaning day^^

>>338749

I mean it just pushes out the "case of the Mondays" to Tuesday lol


 No.338751

File: 4728bcc2f594aa7⋯.png (491.6 KB, 809x450, 809:450, Screenshot_15.png)

>>338746

It's moving pretty slow so we wont see much till Friday-Saturday.

>>338747

If I cant play as their mother no buy ree!


 No.338752

File: 4be72ea604f2797⋯.jpg (51.38 KB, 529x820, 529:820, IMG_20161002_215131.jpg)

>>338729

It is.


 No.338753

File: 06b3d758e369f79⋯.jpg (291.5 KB, 600x952, 75:119, 06b3d758e369f794b5280b248a….jpg)

>>338749

How've you been? We must have been around at opposite times for about a week! Seeing I've been confused about when it was and all.

>>338750

Shepard's pie is always a good, simple choice. Definitely empathize on the second part. Something on your mind?

Yep! It just happens to be the day I got off this week!


 No.338754

File: 3754c4d12a98b2a⋯.png (135.57 KB, 283x392, 283:392, 1470938290011.png)


 No.338755

File: 16861aa079bb1c5⋯.png (65.67 KB, 335x409, 335:409, ohaiyou.png)

>>338751

*gagssssssssssssss*

>>338753

It's super yum is what it is. Nah, just the typical loneliness is kicking in. Also voice stuff is meh and frustrating.

*MONDAY HIGH FIVES*


 No.338756

File: 93f54a5a2a4166a⋯.gif (547.06 KB, 500x271, 500:271, 1475011664902.gif)

>>338751

Gine?

I hope shes in too

Shes seems real cute


 No.338757

>>338750

Aah yea but you still get a free day! :3 So 4 day weeks are amazing <3

>>338753

I've been up and down as usual ^^. Haha yea don't you have work or school or something today? >.<


 No.338758

File: c1f3282e7fc0d4a⋯.jpg (234.83 KB, 980x1200, 49:60, Touhou.full.1007364.jpg)


 No.338759

File: 7c0c29c259bae6e⋯.png (313.43 KB, 1280x1632, 40:51, tumblr_o9ktegjDUV1rc7vmwo1….png)


 No.338760

File: 4bcba2ededa37b2⋯.png (311.98 KB, 480x600, 4:5, got rekt.png)

>>338757

Wut? I do 5 day weeks <3


 No.338761

File: 52f778d5fcc7a96⋯.png (193.48 KB, 412x440, 103:110, 52f778d5fcc7a960c2f649a30e….png)

>>338755

It is! You're most likely just going to get take-out though, I'm guessing. It's fine, we can endure crippling loneliness TOGETHER. How is the voice stuff going?

>>338757

I hear you! Are you up right now? Nope, this is my only free day this week, so I'm around forever!

>>338758

Good afternoon!


 No.338762

File: 3b314b9cc9302bc⋯.png (537.18 KB, 1816x1613, 1816:1613, _19e8a2b0-38c3-4597-b1c8-e….png)

>>338758

I believe in you


 No.338763

File: e994fb4016e09ae⋯.jpg (597.95 KB, 826x1223, 826:1223, Touhou.full.929919.jpg)

>>338761

Heya Ese, how are you doing today?


 No.338764

File: b9d0a4f3b68669e⋯.png (211.04 KB, 293x356, 293:356, lol greentext.png)

>>338761

Probably. Sigh :(

It's hard to keep it in the right area for too long, but I found a nice range and it sounds pretty cute imo


 No.338765

File: 9df2f74c496cf38⋯.png (329.4 KB, 1280x719, 1280:719, 1473365721175.png)

>>338755

What?

>>338756

Yea, did you ever play J-Stars Victory?

>>338759


 No.338766

File: f8171cd89b0e5b3⋯.jpg (264.87 KB, 754x850, 377:425, Inubashiri.Momiji.full.189….jpg)


 No.338767

File: 379719c4e545ce2⋯.jpg (36.88 KB, 468x618, 78:103, 1465601789801.jpg)

>>338765

You're the real meme here


 No.338768

File: 17483ad89143643⋯.jpg (246.86 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, joe.jpg)

>>338765

I have it was fun

Kenshin was cool same with the cop


 No.338769

>>338765

N-nothing x_x

I have a yellow jacket in here


 No.338770

File: 80ca418bd956219⋯.png (579.9 KB, 850x850, 1:1, a4ee37d18a28167927b962b001….png)

I'm just going to roll away and get some coffee, goodbye everyone.


 No.338771

>>338760

Oooooh you work saturdays? >.<

>>338761

Eeh in the middle i think ^^ I just meant as in why are you here now? >.< Not that i want you gone


 No.338772

File: d6d4cb3275af40c⋯.jpg (147.22 KB, 500x667, 500:667, large.jpg)

>>338763

I'm surviving, Empty. How about yourself?

>>338764

How's the online dating going? Any luck with that?

That's good if you're happy with it kind of, you're really just working on consistency then, yeah? And girly moans.


 No.338773

File: 8b0f59d2c3a14b7⋯.jpg (255.54 KB, 850x638, 425:319, 8b0f59d2c3a14b7cbcaa63947c….jpg)

>>338771

Well, that's better than the last time!

I-I just told you I'm free today! ;_;

And I'm not wanted elsewhere!


 No.338774

File: 38ddd16cbe311cf⋯.png (590.79 KB, 625x410, 125:82, Screenshot_3.png)

>>338767

;-;

>>338768

Wish I had it, wanted to play as Gon or Kenshiro. Really wish HxH had a good game

>>338769

Slap it


 No.338775

File: 08d3be3d23af70c⋯.jpg (316.29 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 20161003112906_1.jpg)

>>338774

maybe one day it will


 No.338776

File: 7556df0daed8877⋯.jpg (666.97 KB, 900x1493, 900:1493, af02dd32c5632bdaf23b14ec7c….jpg)

>>338774

You called yourself one this morning..


 No.338777

File: 450bf4cfae6945b⋯.png (176.26 KB, 600x450, 4:3, mah autism.png)

>>338771

Nope. Sundays.

>>338772

It's come to a standstill which is both kinda disappointing and relieving at the same time.

Yup^^ everything's such a damn work in progress haha And I can do those really good already~

>>338774

Nuuuu! 2scary. I gotta see if I got a fly swatter around someplace.


 No.338778

File: b26a47b09b7b48d⋯.jpg (54.83 KB, 1359x767, 1359:767, ScreenHunter_467 Sep. 27 0….jpg)


 No.338779

File: 7c1bda0c4be2214⋯.jpg (409.99 KB, 775x751, 775:751, 7c1bda0c4be2214bed0e61a8a8….jpg)

>>338777

Oh? Why would that be a relief?

That's the way it goes! Everything takes time. Judging by pictures and what you've said though, yours is going a lot smoother than a lot of people's! It would be a lot less scary if everyone's could be that way!

I bet you made that a priority, you dirty girl ~


 No.338780

File: 8260b3f4a2608a3⋯.png (164.58 KB, 295x600, 59:120, oh gawd yes please.png)

>>338779

Cause meeting people like that is so scary haha

I suppose. My luck will run out eventually :(

SHUSH!


 No.338781

>>338773

Yea ^^

I know >.< But i had to explain why i asked!

Aww why not?

>>338777

Ooh. How's that?


 No.338782

File: 5d46f8c3b1d0873⋯.png (115.25 KB, 560x700, 4:5, muh chicken nuggets.png)

>>338781

Sundays are super boring and they're my "sandwich" day between my Sat. and Mondays off.


 No.338783

File: 53e9a3bae4d9d21⋯.jpg (219.3 KB, 800x880, 10:11, jCCymbn.jpg)

>>338780

I definitely empathize! If you can get over the fear, it may be worth it though! I met my best friend off of a forum!

How do you mean?

SHUSHING NOW.

>>338781

I misunderstood, I thought you meant, "I get that you're off, but why are you here?"!

I don't know! Just because of the way I am!


 No.338784

File: fe04fca01189340⋯.png (65.19 KB, 450x600, 3:4, A nose in need deserves Pu….png)

>>338783

I miss this one chick I was dating. Oh yeah? What do you do with them?

I just mean compared to what I've read on the whole thing it seems like I got it easy and I've always joked that luck is my dump-stat, but like… It's gotta be running out at this point and that scares me.


 No.338785

File: fa04f0b28f20ef1⋯.jpg (51.24 KB, 1136x572, 284:143, 9e0c990a.jpg)

Kwaa! Kwaa! Kwaa!


 No.338786

>watching gilmore girls

the fuck am I doing with myself


 No.338787

File: 61c54c19fc170d0⋯.jpg (35.07 KB, 480x475, 96:95, image.jpg)

>>338784

Oh, you're not primarily into guys?

Nothing special, we just hang out for coffee, go to the pub, take turns recommending books to read/discuss, discuss the news and that. Normal guy stuff.

Oh, I see. Things are going so well that you're due for something disastrous! Please be careful!

>>338786

It just happened to be on the TV and you couldn't be bothered to switch, I get it.


 No.338788

File: 52b62faf9f99e34⋯.jpg (25.07 KB, 683x321, 683:321, ScreenHunter_461 Sep. 26 0….jpg)


 No.338789

>>338782

Yea must be kinda annyoing to be on and off and on :p

>>338783

Yea no i just wondered why i saw you today and not the other days >.<

Eeh you're Cute and fun


 No.338790

File: add8a37af42857d⋯.webm (3.86 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1475504599001.webm)


 No.338791

File: e5aef6721070613⋯.jpg (110.76 KB, 1000x871, 1000:871, megusmile.jpg)

>>338790

thats a cute cat


 No.338792

File: aa0be765791b87f⋯.jpg (288.24 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 20161003120656_1.jpg)

File: e904de68a760dcb⋯.jpg (293.21 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 20161003120658_1.jpg)

File: 63682ad6a660700⋯.jpg (288.67 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 20161003120700_1.jpg)

oh goku sure ill beat your children


 No.338793

File: d5ee9ace39f2d73⋯.png (332.97 KB, 704x396, 16:9, yesprettycurefivegogo11.png)

>>338789

I get it! Yeah, I've been working mostly, and you're long since tucked into bed before I get home!

Th-Thanks! /// My problem is I don't open to anyone, so I don't really develop any close relationships. So I'm kinda the guy that people don't mind, but don't really notice when he's not there, either!


 No.338794

File: 98015c4781c542b⋯.png (183.33 KB, 484x600, 121:150, swap get!.png)

>>338787

I mean I am, but other girls are still attractive it's just that I have no idea how it would work sexually at this juncture. As for guys I'm still kinda learning what I'm into .///.

Haha pls no. I don't want to be a disaster. I wanna be a hott mess~

N-no, I chose this future lol It's cute!

>>338789

It's just for that one day. No big deal^^

I killed the yellow jacket with a textbook lol


 No.338795

File: 26edd18176225cf⋯.jpg (655.79 KB, 800x1119, 800:1119, mzqd.jpg)

>>338794

Oh, I get it! ^^ So you're still needing a bit of experimentation!

I'm.. Not entirely sure which I prefer to be honest! Sexually I'm more interested in guys, but likely that's just perversion, because I don't think I've been romantically attracted to one! I still want a dicking, though…

That's why I told you to be careful, I don't want you to be a disaster either?

I was trying to cover for you! Ya blew it!


 No.338796

File: b750abc8ec7e649⋯.png (211.3 KB, 456x600, 19:25, 1st.png)

>>338795

A lot of it. I think that drunk dicking gave me the cocklust :(

PERVERT

Yeah, I know. thanks~


 No.338797

I killed another yellow jacket. I think I'm under attack x_x


 No.338798

File: 249d959f7979ed9⋯.jpg (125.61 KB, 829x639, 829:639, 1474958922105.jpg)


 No.338799

File: b3dedcb465adfa5⋯.jpg (562.14 KB, 732x1000, 183:250, n6xd.jpg)

>>338796

It happens! It doesn't sound like you really have any guys lined up, either, just a forbidden one. Keep at it!

Not one! Perverse thoughts aren't enough to make a pervert! I'm slutty!

Any time.


 No.338800

>>338799

p.ure! Wordfilter!


 No.338801

>>338799

I want the forbidden one. This is suffering.


 No.338802

File: e51e50d66250ce3⋯.gif (436.24 KB, 400x300, 4:3, 1475354161951.gif)

>>338801

EXODIA?!


 No.338803

File: b058b805ba871f8⋯.jpg (23.96 KB, 247x226, 247:226, hey guys.jpg)

Hello /lewd/

>>338795

Especially you Ese-boy!

>>338796

And hello to you as well Madeleine ^^

>>338789

And hello Tessie if you are still here~


 No.338804

File: b1f2502fb4cd8cb⋯.jpg (61.32 KB, 510x600, 17:20, 961c488d3ac0831961843de7f9….jpg)

>>338801

I imagine it's hard. You just have to wait for that.

>>338803

Oh wow, I've been especially greeted!


 No.338805

File: e7106e14cce39fe⋯.jpg (187.8 KB, 924x1019, 924:1019, eating out 1471194933955.jpg)

>>338804

It's a warm and sticky type of greeting!~ Oh my, how lewd have you been. I approve.

How have you been in general though? Do you have work today or?


 No.338806

File: 1a88052b9532639⋯.png (406.74 KB, 700x682, 350:341, n5wn.png)

>>338805

Just stay away from the hair!

I haven't been!

I've been fine. No, I'm free. Going to leave for a coffee run here within the next few minutes, but then I'm back indefinitely!


 No.338807

File: f4d406aeb5a62cb⋯.png (55.66 KB, 290x397, 290:397, trick or treat.png)

>>338802

haha wat

>>338803

Hihi^^ What's up?

>>338804

We were trying to make plans so now he knows my schedule. Hopefully it goes from there…


 No.338808

File: 310076a98a5d119⋯.jpg (127.1 KB, 680x657, 680:657, exodia.jpg)

>>338807

Exodia the forbidden one!


 No.338809

File: 64ea2d6bb79abef⋯.jpg (428.09 KB, 800x1067, 800:1067, pin down 1470430533767.jpg)

>>338806

Oh but that will be hard, guys have hair everywhere! Do you have some spot on your body you can offer? I try to be accommodating with my greetings.

Ese please, you cannot fool me. The lewd has flown through you.

Oh that's good. What's a coffee run? How long does it take? o:


 No.338810


 No.338811

File: c4b6106e74b9631⋯.jpg (25.3 KB, 186x221, 186:221, anything different.jpg)

>>338807

How are you doing? Nothing much, sitting here, reading and stuff.


 No.338812

File: c71bef4312e2295⋯.gif (1.91 MB, 500x281, 500:281, 1474998826199.gif)


 No.338813

>>338811

I'm okay. Trying to figure out food for my day off. Whatchya reading?


 No.338814

>>338793

Yea exactly!

Ooh even in private? I can understand it on the board tho and everyone's different!

>>338794

Isn't saturday the same? >.<


 No.338815

>>338814

A day off?


 No.338816

File: adfe1f9966ab8cb⋯.jpg (128.01 KB, 1199x1197, 1199:1197, nsod.jpg)

>>338807

Don't get your hopes up too much! I hope this goes somewhere as well, too, but you'll hurt yourself if you develop expectations, and I don't want that!

>>338809

Hmm, I've actually never really been able to grow hair! Just on top of my head and my legs and there! Some combination of bad genes and low-T levels, I reckon, so you're not that restricted!

I-I can and will fool you!

It involves me walking to Tim Horton's and back for an extra-large black coffee and a sandwich, and it takes about 30 minutes.

>>338814

Private's obviously a little different depending on the person, Tessy! It can be easier to speak openly that way!


 No.338818

File: 6f6b7420d7bbc42⋯.jpg (405.43 KB, 1200x1600, 3:4, wallhaven-402276.jpg)

>>338815

A sammich day!

>>338816

Well yea that's why i asked! >.<

Also should i stream on Hitbox or Twitch?

https://www.twitch.tv/loopist


 No.338819

File: 88ab016e99dc7b5⋯.jpg (310.66 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 20161003124137_1.jpg)

>>338818

Twichbox


 No.338820

File: edeb0ea46214364⋯.jpg (14.8 KB, 191x226, 191:226, plug 01.jpg)

>>338813

An article that might be useful for my thesis. Ohh, also drinking ginger tea.

Are you planning to cook or order something?

>>338816

Oh, I see, interesting. I'll greet you on your chest then, sounds fair? Or there.

You may, but not with regards to whether you ahve been lewd or not!

Oh that sounds nice. And not too long either, I'll be waiting for your return with lewdness if that's fine.

>>338814

>>338818

Missed my hello you X3 Hello again!


 No.338821

File: a889cfb52e2e68c⋯.png (215.24 KB, 512x600, 64:75, but like the only bitch wi….png)

>>338816

I want to hang out again mostly to make sure it's not weird in general. I just don't want this to have ruined a good friendship *shrugs*

>>338818

Nuupe!

>>338820

Probably another pizza day, but I kinda want to go out someplace so I don't have to keep killing yellow jackets lol


 No.338822

File: 619744a39ec9e76⋯.jpg (39.88 KB, 185x224, 185:224, meanwhile 04.jpg)

>>338821

Oh, neat if you do. Have any toppings in mind?

You have ruined a yellow jacket? Multiple, even?! How?


 No.338823

File: 3157d45232c42e7⋯.jpg (37.78 KB, 480x372, 40:31, image.jpg)

>>338818

Haha, I knew what you were asking.

>Also should i stream on Hitbox or Twitch?

Yes.

>>338820

That sounds good. You can always greet someone on their back as well.

Maybe, I like to let it build up for a few days at a time, and obviously you emptied me out the other day, so we'll see how I'm feeling.

>>338821

Oh! I didn't realize you hadn't hung out normally at all since! I thought you went to play golf or something!

All right, taking off for a short time!


 No.338824

File: c0e62469b4be2bc⋯.jpg (1010.99 KB, 1945x1200, 389:240, wallhaven-6014.jpg)

>>338819

if you make that site i will!

>>338820

Hello Rumor! :3

>>338821

B-but you work fridays and Sundays no? >.<

>>338823

Yea exactly! So let's open up shall we?

Not an answer!!


 No.338825

File: 667abf36ce7614a⋯.jpg (47.62 KB, 540x696, 45:58, 1467625281179.jpg)

>>338823

Oh, on your back even? o: I'll need to rest between the greetings.

Aha, I don't een remember when that was, but I'll remain hopeful. Definitely feel pressured not.

>>338824

How are you doing today? ^.^ Work been alright?


 No.338826

File: 7624b4674eb6951⋯.png (2.68 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, wallhaven-357116.png)

>>338825

Eeh fine i must say but i had the same dream again tho :p You?

Yea work was pretty chill ^^


 No.338827

File: f4f0fe9f06f8c2c⋯.png (203.61 KB, 420x600, 7:10, ideal Elmas.png)

>>338822

I went a little crazy with the Brazilian pizza last time, so I'll prolly just do pepperoni and mushroom if I decide that's the plan.

Yeah, I killed 3 and released one to let the nest know I mean business lmao

>>338823

Yeah, that was cancelled cause he was too sore from ripping off a deck from his mother's house.

Enjoy your coffee run^^

>>338824

Tues-Friday's the stretch so it's different. Coming in for that one day in the middle of two days off is my sandwich day.


 No.338828

File: 39982f4e13d9ed4⋯.gif (492.4 KB, 500x375, 4:3, 1475354926859.gif)

>>338824

Id make Burtbox


 No.338829

File: d6ddd26b69b329c⋯.jpg (28.71 KB, 184x221, 184:221, i don't like having those ….jpg)

>>338826

I see o: I don't think you descibed the dream to me though do you want to share it?

>>338827

I see. I don't like mushrooms and tomatoes, that kind of cripplpes my chopice in pizzas. Of course there's still plenty to choose from, but damn.

Damn x_x Those poor jackets didn't do anything to you!


 No.338830

File: 34311e3bebdfbd8⋯.jpg (207.3 KB, 1680x1028, 420:257, 12795122_488963077968234_8….jpg)

sup trans, yet to be trans and burt


 No.338831

File: 447bbfa24998cba⋯.png (262.83 KB, 425x600, 17:24, Preemptive sucking, then.png)

>>338829

Picky eaters… hmmph

They're all up in mah house!

>>338830

Hello.

Refilled my scripts last night. Another month down~

How are you?


 No.338832

File: 3794f6435d2b12e⋯.jpg (216.08 KB, 1280x1379, 1280:1379, 12783728_1085608381471131_….jpg)

>>338830

Hey baby


 No.338833

File: e64bf7b738b1669⋯.jpg (26.51 KB, 180x214, 90:107, i can think clearly again.jpg)

>>338831

I know I am >.<

Well not anymore they're not. Rest in peace, jackets. They're in a better palce. A jacket heave, safe away from Madeleine.


 No.338834

File: 8c0a9d57084fc9e⋯.jpg (36.67 KB, 500x552, 125:138, 12118746_10205664001067479….jpg)

>>338831

a bit down and in the dumps :/

>>338832

hai hai <3


 No.338835

File: b21b88923e71df2⋯.png (128.47 KB, 302x308, 151:154, HAIL SATAN.png)

>>338833

I like to believe I've just sent them back to the hell from which they came. *shrugs*


 No.338836

File: aaba51692f1a1b6⋯.png (126.89 KB, 284x340, 71:85, pls be okay.png)

>>338834

Why? What happened?


 No.338837

File: 198fde8a38c0538⋯.jpg (26.93 KB, 480x480, 1:1, 13331139_1056898754405624_….jpg)

>>338834

you shouldnt be sad…


 No.338838

File: a276e3c70ff9183⋯.jpg (5.97 KB, 82x101, 82:101, really 01.jpg)

>>338835

Oh. Did they try to yeat your back? Maybe strangle you, or scar your skin with the zipper?


 No.338839

File: 8756cd19f189e16⋯.jpg (31.44 KB, 402x463, 402:463, 10264948_1246526165376459_….jpg)

>>338836

just unstable and not enjoying weeb club

>>338837

cant help it though ;_;


 No.338840

File: bbe6cfa5ba5ecf5⋯.png (94.94 KB, 219x270, 73:90, Can they see meʔ.png)

>>338838

Let's go with yes on that one :p

>>338839

Weeb club? What's that mean?


 No.338841

File: 8ca7bc641fe968d⋯.jpg (209.55 KB, 740x2047, 740:2047, 12182466_567326583414307_7….jpg)

>>338840

anime club, i help run it. just not enjoying it


 No.338842

File: e183a0d066b027b⋯.webm (5.84 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 1475430007003.webm)


 No.338843

>>338841

Oh.. Well that sounds like a terrible experience. Sorry :(


 No.338844

File: 54beffe2c2f7ed3⋯.png (1.15 MB, 774x1100, 387:550, 54beffe2c2f7ed3a7f9aec2a47….png)


 No.338845

>>338839

Im sorry I'm bad at cheering you up


 No.338846

File: af06c2ce227f17e⋯.webm (553.32 KB, 320x320, 1:1, 1475431587572.webm)


 No.338847

File: d2b943e9bec676a⋯.jpg (19.84 KB, 193x228, 193:228, keep listening.jpg)

>>338840

Oh, well good, they got what they had coming! Or some such. How did you happen to end their miserable existence?

>>338846

It's only missing Rocky music.


 No.338848

>>338827

Oooh okay i get it now >.<

>>338828

I'd stream there then!

>>338829

Yea now you know ^^


 No.338849

File: de91b27136bf860⋯.webm (2.18 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 1475355514003.webm)

>>338847

yea Im sure someone is able to do it


 No.338850

File: f974e1d45008e4c⋯.gif (495.67 KB, 360x203, 360:203, boops.gif)

>>338847

I squashed them with a book^^

>>338848

*boops*


 No.338851

File: a42e85d6a124c54⋯.png (316.27 KB, 446x564, 223:282, OMG N64.png)

omg so I have this brightening exfoliator and I'm running out of make-up wipes, but what I found was the same brightening cleansing formula in wipe form that's also make-up removing! Bought that so fast^~^

YAY :D


 No.338852

File: 79d672ef927b170⋯.jpg (78.27 KB, 500x696, 125:174, 1470602496171.jpg)

>>338850

*beeps* :3


 No.338853

File: 83ac09b3c1df7d7⋯.png (238.72 KB, 408x426, 68:71, 9 essential vitamins and m….png)

>>338852

Are you a robot?


 No.338854

File: 4f16da41e687f6d⋯.gif (490.11 KB, 450x251, 450:251, 1474914786085.gif)

>>338848

Thank you!


 No.338855

File: 85a7c8e6d42b449⋯.jpg (26.61 KB, 196x226, 98:113, guy who knows everything 0….jpg)

>>338850

That doesn't sound like an efficient way of getting rid of a demon-possessed jackets! Maybe unless it was a Bible. Those are heavy.

>>338849

It's too high level a wizardry for me unfortunately.

>>338848

Yuh o:

Have you been up to something then?


 No.338856

File: 66910a7266efb6d⋯.png (193.29 KB, 257x448, 257:448, 10001110101.png)

>>338855

Are they? I can honestly say I've never even touched one.


 No.338857

Back!

>>338856

They can be several pounds, depending on how fancy they are!


 No.338858

File: 51d3301d7d4e6c4⋯.png (169.21 KB, 398x398, 1:1, post feet.png)

>>338857

Hmm. I see. What kind of coffee did you get?


 No.338859

File: c8937fa5f26ca50⋯.webm (7.26 MB, 480x262, 240:131, 1475251652001.webm)

>>338855

for me too so we just have to deal with it and no one ever will make this idead into reality.


 No.338860

File: 2e36e22ea3fc2f3⋯.jpg (285.03 KB, 700x732, 175:183, Dokidoki!.Precure.full.147….jpg)

>>338858

Just a boring old black coffee! And a pumpkin spice muffin.


 No.338861

>>338860

PUMP

KIN

SPICE YOU SAY!?


 No.338862

File: 2b8ff53f21f1958⋯.png (112.85 KB, 480x640, 3:4, 4341834_p0.png)

>>338861

A-Am I being judged right now?


 No.338863

File: 714e36143b16035⋯.jpg (844.15 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Aiura.full.1486986.jpg)

>>338785

krawww krawww


 No.338864

File: 3d84f16c7204858⋯.webm (3.38 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, tail.webm)

It works!


 No.338865

>>338862

No! I love pumpkin spice!


 No.338866

File: b87742feb25b765⋯.jpg (119.62 KB, 500x708, 125:177, YAY.jpg)

pizzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa*drool*


 No.338867

File: ff7ea60db523a38⋯.gif (1.99 MB, 540x304, 135:76, suggestive shimoneta.gif)

>>338856

I guess it depends. Sure are if you use one of the old hand-written ones. Or maybe braille Bible.

Enjoy your pizza :3

>>338857

Welcome back, lewdie~


 No.338868

>>338867

oh, i am. I am~


 No.338869

>>338859

Life is truly suffering.

Interesting webm, huh.


 No.338870

File: 08b90b69ecd0b99⋯.png (1.19 MB, 1360x768, 85:48, 394360_20161003131521_1.png)


 No.338871

File: c65d0b865d52103⋯.jpg (788.53 KB, 1300x887, 1300:887, fddd2d82f8153aec5782ea8686….jpg)

>>338865

Oh, it's really good! So that's a correct opinion!

>>338866

Did it just arrive?

>>338867

Thanks, Rumour! How was work today?


 No.338873

>>338871

Indeed it is^^

yup and i think my shoes just came in the mail too. gonna go inspect the situation.


 No.338874

File: bd4dd3887c28088⋯.jpg (24.96 KB, 184x220, 46:55, and what else.jpg)

>>338871

Oh, fairly okay. A guy from Czech Post came today to show us what's what so now I can take care of orders that order stuff via Czech post. 2 packages waiting to be sent by the post already. Also an order came in for 1000 plastic cups and 1000 lids. The kind which I will actually have to count one by one tomorrow, hooray

What about your day? Did you sleep in?


 No.338875

File: 2e7723402a7b00c⋯.jpg (34.38 KB, 480x421, 480:421, image.jpg)

>>338873

Exciting! What kind of shoes?

>>338874

That sounds like some tedious counting ahead of you! Enjoy yourself!

Well, I slept really long, but I didn't sleep in. I went to bed at around 22:30, and got up just after 08:00. Done literally nothing since! I have to do cleaning at some point, and I've been recommended a movie by Badfox, so I have to watch that, too.


 No.338876

File: 786772952c6a174⋯.webm (2.67 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ssj.webm)

Not that anyone cares but Super Saiyan hair mod too!


 No.338877

>>338876

You got Equip, though!


 No.338878

>>338853

Yes i am! *Beep boop boop*

>>338854

Yay

>>338855

Just playing wow ^^

>>338857

WB!


 No.338880

File: 8cec77a24c256d2⋯.jpg (34.36 KB, 400x594, 200:297, cure-black-cure-white-by-s….jpg)

>>338878

Thanks! How's the WoW going? I popped in a second to see what you were streaming, but you were speaking some foreigner language!


 No.338881




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