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There's no discharge in the war!

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8e4f3e  No.679593

1 million dogs are needed per ATF agent to indefinitely occupy said agent with shooting ablative dog armor.

For calculations I assumed the agent would be continuously supplied with loaded mags, kill 1 dog every 2 seconds, and work for 8 hrs each day. This works out to 15,000 dogs per agent per day.

Assuming 2 litters per year of 3 puppies each and a 50-50 male-female ratio, I found that it would take approximately 1,000,000 dogs to occupy 1 ATF agent indefinitely.

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5a2164  No.679607

File: b7de8f29ba69c95⋯.jpg (28.54 KB, 432x648, 2:3, atf shoot the dog cops fed….jpg)

they've got to shoot something. not every ATF agent gets to firebomb children in a Texas compound.

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11bd6f  No.679615

The refactory rate is, what about five minutes? But with a bunch of different breeds, sizes, the variety will reduce that to a little over two minutes. Assuming each dog gets used three times, maybe four if a team member doesn't mind a less active partner, that's seven minutes per dog per team member, it'll average out to fifty-two bitches an hour to keep a six-man team from breaching your house defenses.

Those numbers change drastically, of course, if there's a female officer. But, in the ATF ?

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5c24d5  No.679630

File: 64984abbcdeb8d3⋯.jpg (53.54 KB, 720x960, 3:4, concerned dog.jpg)

>Sacrificing this many dogs to protect yourself from glow niggers

The better solution to hold off ATF niggers is to specially breed dogs that can dawn lvl4 body armor. All federal agents use bitch rounds. They will be powerless to 5-10 well armored dogs.

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4a07a7  No.679632

File: 195c6bb21cb5f56⋯.png (160.88 KB, 500x635, 100:127, d3a59517c6cc240ae8cab487b9….png)

These atf agents would need new handgun barrels every week. Provided they hit every shot.

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0e80e4  No.679640

A .308 you name "puppy".

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54eb1d  No.679885

Literally just put body armor on a single ovcharka, atf agents dont armor their arms legs or neck, the dog could go through a squad of them.

Ablative armor would only be useful if you genetically engineered the dog to be about palm sized, or used puppies, to fill the holes in a specially designed coat. Then wear layers of this coat.

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aa282b  No.679886

>5PM

>ATF glownigger holsters his weapon and drives home

>Anon begins his daily cleanup of 15,000 dog corpses

>He has exactly 16 hours to complete this grisly task, replace the front door, and lead 15,000 more dogs into the entryway of his house

>If he fails, his Xbox is as good as stolen

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8ec49d  No.680105

You don't have to use real dogs. Just use dog-shaped cardboard cutouts. ATF agents won't be able to tell the difference.

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50a420  No.680112

File: 2c31fc34c357331⋯.png (2.45 MB, 1543x866, 1543:866, Macharious Gambit.png)

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>>680105

>get cardboard cutout tanks

>paint infantrymen on the side

They'll be too scared to attack and your dogs will be safe.

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ddc308  No.680226

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>>679593

genetically modified attack baboons

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e607d3  No.680234

>>680112

Would hoisting an Israeli flag above your house also do the trick?

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2b5d1e  No.680237

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204180  No.680784

>>679615

please, this is the ATF we are talking about.

i'd wager about 15-20 minutes for them to recover and gather their breath before moving on, with 2 team members watching per pair

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e72a60  No.680831

File: 5cb501d225ede96⋯.jpg (29.49 KB, 268x194, 134:97, a3d9064cbb789f92312eb6956f….jpg)

>>680226

>mfw read that as genetically modified attack boomers

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