cfdcf0 No.591272
A million angry Chinamen show up at your frontline, how do you deal with them?
b407d8 No.591274
I dig a trench on a worthless hill, put 200 guys inside, and wait until the Chinamen get wiped out as they continue to attack the hill without cover, getting massacred and then trying again and again and again.
68cd95 No.591279
Build my roads like this.
86607e No.591284
Loosely surround their forces with mine and announce that they are besieged. Then wait a couple weeks as they eat each other to death in a frenzy to prove who is the most honorabru.
5edb0a No.591285
Atombombs from the get-go.
Fuck em, if they don't want to play fair, I don't want to give them an inch.
Macarthur suggested nothing wrong
7d3464 No.591286
>>591272
Offer them a hot meal and watch them either defect en masse or rip each other to shreds.
68cd95 No.591289
>>591282
I haven't laughed this hard in a day.
a510ad No.591294
>>591285
Peak denazification right there.
Keep on helping Israel find fresh holocaust perpetrators
07f9d7 No.591295
>>591294
>when the nazis invade your country and tear it to shit with the soviets, but you still defend them
Top kek, m8
a510ad No.591297
>>591295
Contemporary germany does considerably more damage.
119e76 No.591298
>>591272
Why are they angry?
a7ebdf No.591300
>>591297
We wörk to accomplish :^)
>>591298
They just found out that Mao didn't invent communism.
07f9d7 No.591301
2cab94 No.591306
>>591272
Step One: Hold position, PLA forces execute their own
Step Two: Make sure that there is a large open field in front of your position, for some reason Chinese infantry just love charging over open ground.
Step Three: Make sure that there's enough ammunition and medals to go around.
119e76 No.591312
>>591300
>They just found out that Mao didn't invent communism.
I would tell them that "it's okay, it does not work out for your benefit very much anyway."
>>591301
Isolate women and make them think it's big! Control the information of penises.
6899f3 No.591313
Airdrop karaoke machines, pigs, ducks, and rabid dogs to them and wait for them to get comfy, then attack when theyre tired from singing and eating.
349729 No.591324
>>591295
>When your oc gets rebosted
>>591298
They realized that rice cakes were shit.
07f9d7 No.591326
>>591324
Please bully me, nagatoro-san. :3
12ef52 No.591327
2b0ce2 No.591330
Nuclear artillery has never been so needed.
fd28ae No.591333
73003b No.591336
>>591272
I leave the town full of armed convicts and send my army around the million bugmen to destroy their supply lines. They will proceed to autistically take the town, cannibalize the convicts, then themselves, then they will starve/be shot down as they try to retreat having no supply lines and no means of escape, but having to save face/not surrender.
ed494c No.591378
Subvert their culture and defeat them without firing a shot
2b0ce2 No.591409
>>591378
That was fucking marvelous.
3397a8 No.591422
Resurrect Genghis Khan and give them modern equipment and replace their horses with Harley Davidson motorcycles.
d8a6f9 No.591451
>>591272
Hire some angry Vietnamese.
2fe0e3 No.591468
>>591272
Attrition. Nutrition attrition. knowing chinks they’ll just start eating each other within a week.
2fe0e3 No.591470
>>591468
>>591284
Should have read thread first. I have shamed my family who will become chinks if I stay here for long enough.
777abf No.591472
>>591378
>women in the military
I’ll never understand how this appeals to anyone.
a7ebdf No.591481
>>591326
>>591324
Would deploying a bunch of Nagatoros behind enemy lines be considered a warcrime, an attempt to aid the enemy?
>>591451
And some roof-Koreans to protect your border.
0f2866 No.591485
>>591272
Drop a single woman in there and watch them committing suicides after they all get rejected.
a510ad No.591486
>>591472
>I’ll never understand how this appeals to anyone.
Are you gay?
a3cb3e No.591488
>>591486
I value the lives and purity of good women so I don't want to see them engaging in war, which can damage both mind and body.
Also I value my country, and woman are simply less fit for war. Putting them into service reduces the effectiveness of the military as a whole and puts the entire nation, which includes the women, at a greater risk.
If women want to assist the war effort I am not opposed to it, but they should do from home.
a510ad No.591490
>>591485
Did she at least take the iphones?
Considering he was
>retarded enough to buy 99 iphones to a woman
>retarded enough to propose in public
>Chinese
>>591488
Nice digits, I was merely jesting however; I hoped you'd decipher that from the filename.
7eb1c4 No.591491
I live in a large country so I withdraw, leaving caches of arms, supplies and explosives behind along with non-regular units briefed to hit their supply lines and patrols once they have over extended. Then I choose strategic strongholds for regular forces to fortify and defend them at all costs.
Eventually attrition takes its' toll and we mount an offensive that throws them back into the sea.
38b8e5 No.591492
>>591491
This doesn't really work if all your major cities are together in a close proximity on the cost.
7ddd73 No.591495
>>591295
Poland would have been better off under German rule than under Judeo-Soviet rule, jewpig.
7eb1c4 No.591499
>>591492
Major cities aren't important. They're full of parasitic "consumers" let them fall, they're impossible to hold against insurgents. Deep sea ports are important, you need them to dock supply ships, fortify those and your major airports and you can bleed an invading army white.
07f9d7 No.591524
>>591486
Look, we all know wookies are dtf, but that shit is gross for anything but a quickie. Remember to wrap it before you tap it.
37f695 No.591525
tell them to get off my doorstep
07f9d7 No.591527
>>591495
>that false dichotomy
Top kek, m8.
a45276 No.591567
>>591486
You have already said it’s a shitpost Canada-colors, but I honestly don’t see how dressing women up in Men’s clothing and having them do men’s work is attractive. Unless you’re into reverse traps.
55bb70 No.591570
>>591284
>honorabru
That's japs, chinks are just a horseless mongol horde.
>>591272
My strategy would be to harass them, go for their supplies and means of organization. Simply slow their advance at first, and after the initial wear and tear engage them in situations were their force concentration is actually a problem, like the ChiComs themselves did with the ChiNats
4f956c No.591571
>>591527
What are the other options?
1bdb27 No.591573
>>591490
Look at his clothes, he probably just borrowed it or something. But there actually exist some cucks feeling sexual pleasure when a woman wastes their money lol, I'm not kidding.
http://archive.is/V3VFH
a510ad No.591583
>>591571
Other option was intermarium+third reich destroying communism.
because in our infinite good will naivety we'd forgive you for blocking arms shipments in Czechoslovakia and Gdańsk during Polish-Soviet war.
ed494c No.591592
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
>>591488
How many lives is the life of one woman worth?
2c09ef No.591685
>>591594
what do you think it feels like to have her cyborg pussy clamping down on your dick haha
2fe0e3 No.591754
>>591594
I hope you didn’t just use a (dubbed) anime scene seriously to prove a point.
081ac6 No.591974
>>591527
>>591571
Hey faggot, we're still waiting. What else you got?
d8a6f9 No.591995
>>591481
>And some roof-Koreans to protect your border.
Bad idea. You don't want to mix your Asians or they'll start fighting over who has the slittiest eyes, silliest alternative cutlery design or most irrelevant ancient history. Granted hiring the Vietnamese does lead to the problem of getting rid of them afterwards, what exactly do they fear?
f41dd4 No.591999
>>591995
Agent Orange the area and wait 4 generations. Boom no more Vietkong and no need to ever mow the grass for the next 1000 years.
a20a2a No.592001
>>591472
Recruitment propaganda. Incels have always been living weapons of the powerful.
1b0ba3 No.592089
>>591272
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
Or do it the OG way.
d8a6f9 No.592701
>>591999
>mutated Vietcong
Even worse.
298c31 No.592703
>>592701
Yeah, imagine a million angry spergooks!
307337 No.592932
>>591272
Easy, paradrop 14 million American niggers behind their line and gtfo Korea. Problem solved.
4eb8d4 No.592943
>>592703
They don't carry medkits, so using large amounts of high altitude airburst shells may be a valid option.
eaffcc No.592946
>>592943
Yeah, but they do carry underbarrel shotguns and ( hopefully, given the recent developments, see >>583138 and >>586517 ) several power swords (with plenty of replacements and a chain of supply to constantly reissue them with new ones when they inevitably dull or break in the heat of combat) and wear chainmail armour. So before your airburst shells could even make a dent in their line, they'd close the gap and stabbity-stab your artillerymen and then dump a couple of slugs into them just to make sure, while they themselves remain immune to your small arms, frag and edged weapons threats given the security their 20kg chainmail armour provides them.
8e1c3c No.593492
>>591274
IJA is cool. I like them. They should come back.
8e1c3c No.593493
>>591306
lol what a tryhard
a1b44c No.604402
Blowtorchand white phosporous.
2fe0e3 No.604412
>>604402
>not using propane tank and lit cigarette
324126 No.604425
>>591451
>they fail their main objective
>get slaughtered in a conventional war against a country that had already gotten bombed to shit for half a century
>declare victory anyway
What will you do now bonger?
962654 No.604441
>>591272
We call daddy USA.
Seriously though, this is something my country needs to think about.
2fe0e3 No.604551
>>604441
>Seriously though, this is something my country needs to think about.
Iktf. Anti-Chinese Defence Pact of Colonial Anglo Nations, and Japan For the Defence Against Bugmen Hordes and Cessation of Chink Colonial Efforts. Or ACDPoCANJDABHCCCE for short. Or the Hongcouver-Chinifornia-Sydhai-Senkaku alliance for short er.
32bd7f No.604555
>>604551
If it was the '80s then Canada and Australia could volunter to be Japanese colonies, and that would solve the problem. But of course the '90s had to happen…
40b5f4 No.604564
>>604555
>If it was the '80s then Canada and Australia could volunter to be Japanese colonies,
I wasn’t alive in the 80’s and my area only just started getting nogs and spice in the last decade, but the cities are filled with chinks and Koreans, I don’t think there’s many Japs here.
>and that would solve the problem.
I would prefer not to a gook colony but Being under Jap rule would objectively be best. Then I could get my Nip cartoons easier.
32bd7f No.604566
>>604564
I mean that back in the '80s people were seriously concerned that Japan will take over the USA as the world's biggest economy, and in the future people will have to choose between studying kanji or starving to death. This is why in classic cyberpunk stories you always have at least one group of yakuza involved.
a510ad No.604567
>>604566
>I mean that back in the '80s people were seriously concerned that Japan will take over the USA as the world's biggest economy, and in the future people will have to choose between studying kanji or starving to death
Would've been an improvement over being a slave to ZOG or being a slave to ZOG
32bd7f No.604568
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>604567
Maybe it's not just a freak accident that a new generation of Japanese bankers who were educated in the USA completely destroyed their economy by creating a gigantic housing bubble then enacted policies that didn't work.
19bffb No.604580
Make sure you've got some rice for them to eat.
395392 No.604597
>>604441
They're a superstitious people, so get them to think Australia is bad luck for Chinese people. That and finger traps.
57d54e No.604637
>>604566
>people will have to choose between studying kanji or starving to death
Starving to death seems like the easier route. But why do people keep repeating that “they would have forced us to speak their language!!1” crap? You hear it mostly for WWII and German, but as far as I know most of the time local languages and culture mostly survived annexation (mixing cultures and bits from ruling nations languages probably happened a lot). Finnland was part of Sweden and Russia for centuries. Finns don’t speak Swedish and Russian. Poland doesn’t speak German and Russian, even in the Kaiserreich Posen and Pomerellia had large if not majority polish speakers. All of the Balkans, Africa, ect.
000000 No.604658
>>604566
>we could have had anime become real
>instead we get a feminist shitshow
Fuck this timeline. We need to put in a call to Doc Brown.
0e3c57 No.604662
I THANK GOD THAT I HAVE A .30-06 BECAUSE IS GOES RIGHT THROUGH THEIR LITTLE QUILTED JACKETS AND THE NEXT 6 SONS OF BITCHES BEHIND EM
0e3c57 No.604665
>>604664
I'm piss drunk so I can't make the image, and there's not on readily available of him holding an M1, so I settled for that.
2fe0e3 No.604668
>>604665
>I’m piss drunk
Same strelok
2817cf No.604674
>>591274
That did not work as well back in Cyprus. They just kept sending until we run out of lead.
2817cf No.604675
>>591527
Given the conditions, no it ain't.
2c09ef No.604680
>>604664
heck of a shotgun
4399cc No.604695
>>604637
>Starving to death
Man, anything is easy when the alternative is starving unless you're not a person and just curl up and die out innawoods.
39c4e6 No.604699
>>604637
>Finns don’t speak Swedish
Yes, they certainly do.
324126 No.604709
>>604637
>why do people keep repeating that “they would have forced us to speak their language!!1” crap?
Well my good Leaf, take a look at yourself. Take a look at the website you are on. Look at the filthy non anglo flags posting. What language are they speaking in? Why do they do this? Because English is rightfully the lingua franca of the Earth. Did this happen through sales of male chastity devices and maple syrup?
4ee403 No.604731
>>604709
It's a second language, american.
And beware of what you say, or you might end up speaking mexican later on.
2fe0e3 No.604741
>>604695
I was saying that kanji is fucking hard to learn, and that it would take less effort to starve to death.
>>604699 Czech
>Yes, they certainly do.
44% of Finns speak Swedish as a Second language. 5% speak it as a first and I assume most if not all of that 5% aren’t Finns but Swedes on Åland.
>>604709
>Because English is rightfully the lingua franca of the Earth.
I would prefer it wasn’t. English is a buggered language, when other languages went through vowel and consonant shifts their spelling usually changed to match it. But I guess it’s better to have it as a first language than try to learn this mess.
>Did this happen through sales of male chastity devices and maple syrup?
No, my dear el Goblino, it’s from the home of world jewery being located in London and then New York for centuries.
38adbc No.604743
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>604658
>wanting double ties
I'd rather not. People already look like badly dressed jews with colour-coded leashes on their necks when they wear business suits.
a510ad No.604745
>>604743
>People already look like badly dressed jews with colour-coded leashes on their necks when they wear business suits.
People should go back to wearing traditional regional clothing on business.
2fe0e3 No.604750
>>604745
>People should go back to wearing traditional regional clothing on business.
Traditional Canadian dress
fd5899 No.604751
>>592089
>korean war with A10s and M163s
Oh God, I can only get so excited.
a510ad No.604753
>>604750
>castreau humiliating himself further by having his leaf stuffed with a sock that falls out during a meeting
ebin
5a5157 No.604756
>>604753
>castreau
Never heard that one before, brilliant, thanks Indonesia.
726a9c No.604775
>>591282
I've been on the chans too long. I can *hear* the nose on that guy recording.
56a027 No.604821
>>591272
I guess I'll just build a wall
7eb1c4 No.604831
>>591422
>Tfw the Chinese retaliate by building a great road and setting the speed limit to 25
Also, pic related, it's how to beat the Chinese.
2e21f3 No.604837
Carpet bomb cluster munitions.
fd5899 No.605193
>>604775
>chans
Not long enough it seems.
5e9fd2 No.616163
>>591272
Drop enough chlorine, sarin, white phosphorus, and mustard gas onto the chink army to wipe it out three times over. While deploying hundreds of death squads at set points in chemicals suits and gas masks to handle any fleeing survivors.
261490 No.616166
>>591300
>They just found out that Mao didn't invent communism.
Kek
That is some top shelf shit posting, Strelok.
adb30a No.616189
>>591491
> leaving caches of arms
(Consisting of double barrel shotguns, lever action rifles occasionally, and those sad cuck-tier revolver rifle things that like two of you faggots keep posting pictures of)
56db2b No.616195
>>591272
Okay so there's a rather simple way to do this, but it requires several big banners and a ton of ink. Basically what you do is print these chink moonpigdog disgusting runes on the banners:
>1989六四天安門虐殺
>1989六四事件新聞報導
>1989六四事件中中共在天安門對手無寸鐵的百姓進行
>六四天安门事件
>1989年天安门广场大屠杀
>1989年天安門廣場大屠殺
>法輪功器官收穫
>八十九年天安門廣場大屠殺
Afterwards, the banners must be deployed in such manner that at least 1/4 of the standing chink army can read it (I know, it has to be a series of REALLY big and tall banners), avoid crossing the border at all costs. The moment one of the chinks ever so gazes upon the words inscribed on the banners, the chink governmental hivemind will deactivate any soldier-drones who might've read it in order to avoid any accidental leaks of sensitive information slandering the good name of the benevolent ruling party, in a matter of minutes you'll have an army of even more lifeless husks lying right at your border. They will then be disposed upon by the same chinks who placed them there, as these deactivated drones are no longer useful for the ruling party since their eyes have gazed sensitive information.
Repeat this process until the chinks leave your country alone, it might take a while since they reproduce at such alarming rates.
261490 No.616196
>>616195
Is this the Tenement Square killings?
56db2b No.616199
56db2b No.616200
>>616199
>>616196
I mean no, it was just a bunch of rowdy students, no killings here, Mr. Chairman.
261490 No.616202
6ba60a No.616252
>>604441
emu wall
stretched over a thousand miles, bulletproof and cheap
alternatively, send a fax to Pine Gap, and let the glow-in-the-darks redirect Afghanistan's agricultural output to their country, starting Opium War 3: Revolutions
>>616196
the tencent protests never happened
5e2d05 No.616514
>>604637
Because it is true, they force you to speak their language or suffer the consequences. I'm living in south tyrol and for all my official business i had to speak/write/understand italian even though my motherlanguage is german.
Want to not fail in school? Better learn italian. Want a higher education? Learn italian good or leave to study elsewhere. Need a driver licence? Well the questions were until 1999 only in italian. Want a passport? Go down to the main station and get screamed at (in italian). Want to pay car tax? Only in italian.Gun licence? My mom had to help me fill out the forms. Get stopped by police? Want to build a house? Need help for medical issues? Lost your job and need welfare? Got your stuff stolen and want to file a report at the police? Guess which language i have to use, to get what I want. There are laws that guarantee the use of german on those occasions, but guess what, nobody will answer you in german.
56db2b No.616519
>>616514
Povero crucco che soccombe all'egemonia della Razza Superiore Mediterranea
f60cf0 No.616580
>>616519
And then you got spaghetti niggers, who call you crucco (cripple), if you don't speak their language perfectly.
9e0177 No.616725
I think a machine gun and mortar could handle it.
>>591472
>how could cute women in uniform appeal to anyone
You tell me.
129d5a No.617209
>>616514
I've always understood Südtirol was majority German speaking even by government services. That's too bad that pastaniggers are forcing you to learn their language. What was the outcome of based FPÖ offering everyone in South Tirol Austrian Passports? I read the Italian government sperged out over that.
129d5a No.617210
>>616725
>how could cute women in uniform appeal to anyone
This. How can cross dressing appeal to anyone?
be5962 No.617219
>>617210
>he doesn't like reverse-traps
129d5a No.617220
>>617219
>he's not attracted to male looking individuals
B-but only if they have a vagina, I swear I only like women who look dress and act like men.
f4a5b7 No.617221
>>617220
It stands to reason that if traps are gay, reverse traps aren't gay. Checkmate, leaf.
129d5a No.617224
>>617221
But traps aren't gay, thereforethist reverse traps are lesbian.
f4a5b7 No.617225
>>617224
Ah, but if reverse traps are lesbian, and they have sex with a man, what does that make the man? A lesbian? I think not, leaf!
8652fa No.617228
>>617225
What if that man has a vagina though? Or what if the lesbian is riding a feminine penis? Checkmate, cunt.
129d5a No.617232
>>617225
>hat does that make the man? A lesbian? I think not, leaf!
R U SAIN WE CANT BE LEZBEINGS AN SHEIT?
BURN IN HELL HETERONORMATIZE CISHET MYSOGINISTIC RAPIST WHITE SHITLORD11!!! i CAN NOT EVEN RIGHT NOW
f4a5b7 No.617235
>>617228
>>617232
You got me, mates. As a resident of the fine Indo-Sino colony of Melbourne, I'm now going to my mandatory re-education through labor sensitivity training. I can't believe I forgot such a simple principle…
99f08c No.617422
>>591282
I fucking knew it would be that.
4f91ec No.617501
>>591295
The Soviets did less damage to Germany in the longterm.
4f91ec No.617506
>>591378
I'd have more respect for the military braids if they shaved their fucking heads.
4f91ec No.617507
>>592089
>METAL BOX WITH GATLING
If only it wasn't fucking aluminum.
562b48 No.617560
>>592946
>Power swords
>Someone introduced Spergook to 40k.
How long until those underbarrel shotguns get replaced with underbarrel plasma guns?
afe8c4 No.617635
>>617209
Well the villages are okay, most of the public services are staffed with local people. But if you need something important, you need to visit one of the cities, wich are full with italians, immigrants and lefties.
The passport issue is still going, next weekend we vote. Austrian politicans visited here the last few weeks, which never happened before, so i think there is interest in realising the passport for us. Most people here would want it.
The election is something crazy, because everyone is running. Something will happen, but if it is good, i don't know.
0ecb41 No.618347
>>591272
>1.000.000 angry Chinamen
Counter them with 150.000 angry Vietnamese
562b48 No.618692
>>591272
Take a random Chink and convince him that he’s the brother of Jesus Christ.
fe339e No.618778
>>591272
My idea to defeat the chinese
>Use canister shot (beehive rounds can work too)
>Replace the metal balls with uranium balls
129d5a No.619034
>>617635
I hope it goes well for you. Getting Austrian passports would be a great step forward.
989cb8 No.627188
>>593492
they damn well better come back, cuz they've got a resurgent china on their border. jappos better toughen up fast
3966ec No.627208
>>627188 (Heil'd)
Hitlerdubs say they will, with an infinite scorn in their hearts, daggers in their teeth, and a bomb in their hands.
7bf23c No.628681
>>591272
Tell the joint chiefs to stop giving my battle plans to the british so the communists running mi6 can't give them to the KGB. Then, bomb the shit out of their marshaling grounds in manchuria and dare mao ze dick sucker to do something about it.
1a6170 No.642145
1d8a77 No.644233
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