/k/ - Weapons

Also before I forget…

>I should shoot myself man my dreams got fucking crushed.

Don't you fucking dare add to that stupid gun statistic. Go jump off a building or something if you legit want to kill yourself, but don't you dare bring fucking guns into this.

>>542213

>scored 76 on asvab

this is the real crime here.

>snapchat-226783299.jpg

what

you still have many oppurtunities to pursue what you want, depending on what you want. If all you want is to be given a random job and get bitched at by people who are in positions they shouldnt have ( military is just one big union, good luck effectively handling problem makers/ theres a reason the army has a reputation in alot of conus as shitty gang bangers)

If you're chasing martial prowess actually study and develop yourself, work on all facets and develop your own training routine, if you want camraderie get involved in a group like a wrestling/martial arts/ shooting club. And most of all keep an open mind about your oppurtunities and don't say "I can't".

>>542225

Chair force gaiboi detected

>>542289

Not surprising for /k/.

>>542291

This. Martial prowess can be gained by your own intellectual and training efforts. Comraderie can be found in everything this guy mentioned, but also other careers that require teamwork, like wildland firefighting, certain construction jobs, etc.

>>542336

What do you mean too stupid? I wasn't too stupid you fucking idiot I developed schizophrenia and mental illness of pretty much any kind disqualifies you from enlistment and a 76 can't be that bar if it's good enough to get in the rangers

>>542346

I think it's because you're frowning, and your lower lip is sticking out the way an upset girlfriend would have.

>>542306

>he didn't join a real branch

>his uniform looks like hes more ready for buisness meetings than a hardened warrior.

>>542350

Just my natural facial expression. I like to not convey emotion. I like the way I look in general.

>>542346

Follow the advice in this video, that will solve the issue with your lips. Also, is there some reason for the lack of hair on your head, or did you just decide to cut and shave everything? If it's the later, then you should consider growing everything for a few weeks (maybe even months), then start experimenting with various looks until you figure out what looks good on you. No offense, but you look like somebody who just went through chemotherapy, and his hair only started to grow a few days ago.

>>542352

Nothing wrong with that, but that doesn't mean others won't be more pleased to see someone smiling. You do you though.

>>542354

I just like the buzzcut

>>542347

That test was designed for Jar Heads, OP. I took it completely unprepared after being out of formal education for 5 years and scored a 93. Anything below an 80 is pretty much grunt or combat infantry shit.

>>542360

>these fags think low Asian scores aren't good for shit

>scored a 55, ended up in avionics watching scrubs fly out to get shot at and puss themselves

>I'm the dumb one

>>542346

You look like you're going to shoot up a school, a dead look in your eyes.

>I should shoot myself man my dreams got fucking crushed.

<your dreams were to join the military so you can fight and die for another nation's interests while doing nothing to benefit your own

You are a loser.

>>542354

this works btw, i've been doing the active posture stuff for a few years. posture changes jaw position and muscles. my jaw sits better now and i dont have as bad of an underbite.

>>542213

You are still very young, too young to take yourself out of the game.

Research the medication they gave you to make sure there isn't a history of patients taking it committing suicide.

You don't look like a mong but the fact I can see your fucking face at all on an anonymous board means you might have eaten a crayon or licked a bus window at least once in your short life.

You are alive at an auspicious time in mankind's history. Nature or someone else will likely try to kill you soon enough so hang on and enjoy the ride.

>be me in the Navy's nuclear power training pipeline

>survived basic training, got through the first two phases (ET A-school and Nuclear Power School) just fine

>get told the third phase (Prototype Training) is the easiest

>show up and discover it was lies

>command is quite severely understaffed and the few they could scrounge up are complete shitbags who hate life

>the moored submarines they use as live trainers are literally fifty fucking years old (USS Sam Rayburn and Daniel Webster) and constantly need to be fixed, preoccupying more staff members and exacerbating the lack thereof

>as a result, most of the entire student body is behind in quals, and the only thing the command can think of is to nonstop shit on all of us day in and day out

>be a few months in, already a fair bit behind

>scheduled for a simulated casualty watch that I don't even need because the staff members who need to scan their entries into the system are always busy with other shit

>my overinstruct is literally the worst

>do extremely poorly because he's grilling me on inconsequential bullshit I learned about months ago, he goes through and starts scratching signatures on my card

>partway through this watch, I start thinking about how much further behind I'm going to be after having to get all those signatures re-signed off as well as getting through the remedial for this watch that I'm certainly going to fail

>minormentalbreakdown.webm

>get off watch, spend the rest of the day freaking out and what to do about that last bit of confidence I just lost

>talk to trusted staff member next day

>I accidentally mention suicide and all hell breaks loose

>spend day in ER, prescribed beta blockers, eventually transferred out of class to medical hold

>at the end of it all, find out a fucking piece of paper I filled out at MEPS had preemptively disqualified me, get administratively separated for erroneous enlistment

>get knee surgery while on hold that never properly heals just to rub salt in the wound

I feel your pain, strelok.

>>542443

That sounds like a shitty way to accidentally spend a year.

>>542443

Still better than ending up as a nuke.

>>542402

Why do CO's and recruiters think they can pull the wool over someones eyes who clearly has better things to do than be stuck in a submarine?

>>542424

That's true, when I worked as a firefighter last summer, one of the guys on my crew was bi-polar, and there were several with criminal/drug records. So having schizophrenia will by no means block you from that profession as long as you have a good work ethic, and are fit enough to pass a pack test.

>>542444 (checked)

More like two and a half.

>>542445

Most likely.

>>542213

I am deaf so I will never be able to enlist in.

>>542272

>>542214

Sometimes I wonder what you guys think the legion is.

The literal first thing they will do is check his ID and his credential (to make sure he has no open warrants; no interpol notice and isn't a deserter of another army… or a medical discharge).

Hey, OP I'm colorblind and work as a graphic designer. If I made it, you can certainly become an American rent-a-cop and shoot shoplifting kids and niggers.

>>542548

He was never discharged. It wouldn't be in a military record. The Foreign Legion just checks to make sure you aren't an international criminal for drug/weapons running and shit like that. If even the American military can't/won't pull up your medical records short of applying for top secret clearance, what makes you think the Foreign Legion is gonna give a rat's ass if you had a little psychotic breakdown one time while not even having gotten through MEPs? Do you think the French somehow have amazing spy powers or something, frog? Shit, if OP hadn't reported it to his recruiter, he probably could have gotten through without them ever realizing it given how shit governments are on checking those things. When grills who had leg surgery at age 15/16 with permanent medical scars can get in at age 18 without anyone batting an eye, and one of my mentors got into the Army with extremely high blood pressure that left him on medication when he got out on the VA's dime for the rest of his life, does anyone think it's anything other than a joke/that the military really gives a shit?

>>542548

Criminal history and military discharge aren't kept in the same records as mental illness. If the FFL is willing to take felons (who have done their time), Sheepshaggers, and pedos, I doubt they would reject someone with Schizofreinia.

>>542653

You responded to two different anons. First anon was OP, second anon was someone else who was offered a nuke position and refused because he had other options.

>>542213

sorry to hear that m8 hope something works out for you

>>542739

The Africans did it to themselves with their socialist dictators. South Africa is a shit, but one thing they do get right is conservation-based large game hunting were they sell the rights to hunt the old/sick/less-than-fertile animals for massive amounts of money, give half the money to conservation efforts/taxes, give the other half to the local tribals that were keeping the animal from getting poached, and let the younger animals fuck like rabbits.

That being said, honestly getting a group of faggots to go to Africa to independently hunt poachers or Northern South America to hunt drug runners would probably go a lot further than military service.

>>542213

Do you get neetbux at least?

>>was 18 going on 19 in 2016

Oh, didn't know this board was a kindergarten.

>>542213

get a good job and build your family homestead. military is mind cancer

>>543157

also

>dying for juden

>>543159

Fuck, wrong thread.

My ear kept me out of the Marines. It's tough to have a calling and have your path blocked. But your life isn't meaningless. You are called to be a warrior. Has that changed? Maybe you just aren't meant to fight Israel's proxy wars as a uniformed soldier. War is coming. You can still get training. Stay fit. Be prepared.

>>543137

Thanks for the suggestion anon, I've never thought of trying a different country's armed forces. Would you guys actually accept a Brit into your ranks though? I would have thought you'd need some kind of US citizenship.

/usmc/ sitting inna barracks here.

You didn't miss much OP. If you indeed have a history of mental breaks and schizophrenia it would only have been exacerbated by the environment the military cultivates.

>>543195

For some reason it's showing me as a Leaf when I'm in TX

>>543175

Generally you need either a green card or a sponsor. Will look into it if I have time tonight (probably won't).

>>543175

>>543127

So I got home and investigated. There's some limitations to what you can do in the US military. Namely:

1) You can't be an officer, therefore being a pilot is right out since all chairforce and Navy pilots are officers.

2) I don't believe you can obtain security clearance (I know you can't obtain secret clearance), which means you're limited in the amount of work you can do if you wanted to go the aviation route. I'm relatively sure you can be a mechanic or work in similar positions though. Personally I'd try to get an exception made since in the long run that still might be easier.

>>543261

I found a meh article that should explain everything you need to know, Britbong. Shit sucks, sorry: https://archive.fo/i79Jo

>>543261

>>543264

Ahh that's alright mate. Thanks for looking into it though, I really appreciate it.

I'm still quite young, so I'll give it a few years and I might seriously condsider packing my bags and moving to America. I'd hate to leave my homeland in the state it's in but the way things are going certainly don't look promising especially with our terrible 1984 nanny state (((government))) watching our every move. But then saying that, there needs to be some people here to change it I suppose.

>>543276

get organized and fix it, it's yous guys or nobody

good luck

>>543229

From what I've seen USAF has the least amount of stupid bullshit games you'll play. If police calling a parking lot at 3 in the morning doesn't appeal to you I'd give them a look. They also take the most interest in making sure you aren't going to kill yourself/others, and their Community College of the Air Force is actually accredited (vs. USMC MCIs, which are just points to put in a box for your closed out MOS promotion)

Notice I said the "least amount", not "none", there's always stupid bullshit associated with any government agency. That being said, most of the personnel associated with the USAF is autistic so if you're halfway competent and can handle complicated tasks without spilling your spaghetti you'll go far.

Don't listen to people who say the military/infantry/combat arms/gay sex club/getting hazed will make you a man/better person/hero, at the end of the day it's just a fuckin uniform and a chance to collect hella welfare and a chance to die for Israeli interests

But just stay the fuck away from the Army.

Plus if you have a accent and are moderately attractive our thots (or slags as you call them) will be all over your British boner

>>543496

What is wrong with Army?

>>543686

Half the US army is a joke, and the other half are window lickers who were too stupid for the Chairforce/Navy and too physically unfit for the Marines. Pretty much they're cannon fodder who's only redeeming value is their lack of a spine means they'll ask for air support instead of rushing into a situation where they'd take direct fire.

So, OP? The fuck are you doing this last month? Filed for that fucking passport yet to try and join the foreign legion?

>>542213

OP, thanks for at least trying but try to sort your stuff out and learn

A foreign language for those legions.

If it makes you feel better, a lot of your time spent on active duty would be waiting around doing inventory on items that have not seen action since the surge.

>All this cocksucking for AirForce while shitting on army

For a people that bitch about social Marxism, anyone who’s actually been around other servicemen should know that your average airforce unit (excluding battlefield Airmen groups) is the most socially cucked in the big 5

The Army may have its air share of flaws, but at least you could do shit like draw dicks or cuss in casual conversation without being written up for offending some twat.

>muh sharp & eo

No one in any respectable combat unit, (except POG transfer high-enlisted and Officers) care about that shit

>>542213

That’s one ugly fucker in the pic. Did he happen to get hit in the face with a baseball bat several times? A baseball bat that was also on fire?

I heard the other day 4 percent of the general population is barred from service due to cognitive impairment.

>>548330

2.5-3% of the general population is severely retarded so that makes sense.

https://mn.gov/mnddc/parallels2/pdf/80s/82/82-PMR-ARC.pdf

I was going well and set to become an Infantry officer but then I tore my ACL and had to have a knee reconstruction which meant the Australian army would not accept me.

So I was going to join the British army, they changed the recruitment laws a few months before I could do it.

So I went to Join the FFL. I kind of had doudts about it when I was there and realised that most of what I would be doing is sitting in a barracks or somewhere on base with no luxieries to speak of. So I left.

I'm hoping some new war breaks out and they are happy to use mercenaries with no experience.

>>548336

I thought the Aussie army was prioritising hiring women now?

>So I went to Join the FFL. I kind of had doudts about it when I was there and realised that most of what I would be doing is sitting in a barracks or somewhere on base with no luxieries to speak of. So I left.

If you wanted to go on op then you'd have to wait a while.

Although it's a bad idea to join the FFL for action.

>mercenaries with no experience

Unless the Geneva Convention gets repealed and they start using humans to clear mine-fields then you're aren't getting hired even in wartime, there's too many vets out and about.

Experience is also very important, more so as a Merc.

Is there zero chance of you getting accepted, even if you wait a couple of years?

>>548340

They are, it's pretty much a political body now.

The FFL often sees action in Africa but yes it would not happen often, still more often than the Australian army at the moment.

Absolutely zero I even tried. It's on my medical record that I have had this operation and even though I am back to 100% and many other armies will accept knee reconstructions ours will not.

>>548344

I'm already in security, not armed though. Armed probably would not help, you get a basic idea of how to use a handgun and then drive a van and put money in ATM machines.

Armed response would be cool but you would probably have to be in the police force for years and be a star police officer.

>>548336

Would the Kiwi military care less about the surgery?

>>548328

>I can send a level 2 appeal but I need to pay £50 to get my Primary Medical History printed off and I need to send them another piece of medical evidence to prove I'm medically fit.

Then fucking do it. What kind of filthy kike are you, that you'd compromise on your dreams to save 50 quid? The fuck is wrong with you, Strelok? Get on that shit, now.

>>548601

I'm poor as shit so £50 is a lot of money to me.

The appeal doesn't even guarantee that I'll be accepted.

They can just say "No, we don't think you're medically fit" and that's £50 down the drain.

I'll ask the doctors if I can just copy it on to a usb and maybe I can sneakily print it off at work.

I'm hearing a lot of bad things about the British Army recently, worst of all being that they are lowering their standards.

To be an Infantryman you have to run 1.5m in 12:15 compared to the 10:30 it used to be.

How's the United States military?

Do they accept British Citizens?

I've seen the new uniforms you guys are getting an they are sexy as fuck.

Are their any cool jobs in Africa I can get as a civilian were I carry a gun around?

>>549301

Where do I apply?

>>549304

The Closest African Government office.

>>549298

Being a guy who hunts poachers, you basically just act like a Rhodie on patrol.

>>548630

>US military?

See above, told another britbong the basic details. US military will take foreigners if they have a green card, but you can't be an officer and you generally can't work on anything reauiring security clearance (so infantry and some of the cushiony positions pretty much).

>>543127

… Is eczema really that big a deal?

>>549384

Any form of defect is a big deal with armies because they don't want to have to deal with it.

>>542213

Hello OP

https://warosu.org/fa/thread/13136507

>>549384

>>549424

Think of the military like an insurance company. If they might have to risk paying for shit before they fuck you over, they have no desire to take you on in the first place. In the US, getting a sunburn as a soldier can land you in prison for damaging federal property. The military treats you as property.

>>543127

lol ATC pays like $120k for starters, then you burn out at 35 and have enough saved to buy a house cash and learn a chill trade. you dun goofed son.

>>542213

>I should shoot myself man

I wouldn't want you in the military either

Congratulations Anon you're fucked.

Now what you have to do is spend the next two years trying to "prove" you really are good enough to be super El Navy seal, get a job working in the security industry and work under the table as a bouncer in a ghetto shithole, then join a militia, go to the border, and then spend a year or so getting shot to shit and blown up, wind up $18k in medical debt, leave it all behind and move to Pennsylvania where you spend each and every day staring at the wall wondering when you're going to die, lose all your friends because they're all needy fucking faggots, and just generally live in dissatisfaction as your once unbreakable body starts breaking down and you go from warehouse to warehouse doing nigger work.

Welcome to the club fam. Enjoy the ride. Protip: fuck every bitch when you're doing the bouncing gig, shit dries up after that and you can't be bothered to deal with their bs.

Oh yeah, enjoy the PTSD and panic attacks as well

>>548579

Not him, but probably not. Currently trying to join and they're making me jump through a few hoops because I used to have asthma as a child.

>be slightly austic but able to handle it

>i just want to fuck around with advanced machinery

>sign up for airforce maintenance

>go through the 6 hours of tests

>score 99.96 percentile in "machinery understanding"

basically just looking at fuckhuge drawings and seeing how parts influence each other.

>get to psychologist interview

>Psychologist is a cold faced fuck, cant read her face at all

>ive never not been able to read a face

>literally no idea what to do

>start talking about childhood

>get into my childhood depression (mother died & no friends due to 'tism)

>get dumped right then and there

>lost my only chance for a life where i get to stay away from normal life, be told what to do at which times and learn every aircraft in service inside-out

just fucking kill me fam, been NEET since

this was 3 years ago

>>554604

have you considered not being autistic?

>>542346

>nigger lips

>triangle jaw

Try Mewing.

>crooked nose

Did you get punched in the face or something?

>no hair

Grow it out, try some sort of spiky Chad haircut to counteract your round features.

Also, get more fashionable clothes. And make sure they are all cotton/demin/silk, no polyester plastic fag clothing that kills test.

My brother and I were both denied entry into the Army due to a car accident we had in 2002. Some fucking idiot drunk ran a stop sign at 40 mph and t-boned our car. Old Dodge pickup vs. my Chrysler Cloud Car, we took the brunt of the damage. My back got fucked up, damage at L3, L4, L5, and my brother's leg was crushed and needed vascular surgery. We both tried to sign up and but got shot down at MEPS.

>>554617

no, how am i supposed to think if im not autistic about it?

This thread reminds me about that autistic "Military Enlistment" general on 4chan /k/