bdd0cd No.538813
You joke but pro-gun, pro-ccw people are sometimes scared of knives.
2366a9 No.538815
Pussification - The Post.
825762 No.538817
>>538812
Spoon is mightier than the sword.
73db87 No.538818
>>538817
GET A LIFE BIN THAT KNIFE
Got a TV license for that spoon?
8f14ce No.538824
>>538818
So according to your whore grandmother, does German cock taste the same as Soviet cock? Does your little sister think that overweight businessmen cock tastes the same as a greasy fucking beta cock? I wish the Germans had ended you properly, the fucking boxheads can't do anything right.
0d6342 No.538825
>>538812
This can't be real…
>These guys are also engineers who are trained with basic tool handling. They won’t mess with something they are not familiar with. With that said they won’t lay a finger to a razor-sharp implement they have no idea how to operate.
As a person going through an electronics engineering course in college, we use pocket knifes all the fucking time! We cut coax cable with it! What the actual fuck?!
73db87 No.538832
>>538824
>Penal colony which bans toys that remotely resemble guns ahs the audacity to talk shit.
Sell more real estate to chinks though, i'm sure your mother loves chink dick filling her gutter womb with gutter oil.
How's mandatory draft of women as firemen, any unnecessary deaths of innocent people yet?
e75f34 No.538833
>>538824
You won't recover the top shit poster spot from the leafs, and hues with that kind of performance.
9218f5 No.538837
>>538824
You're never going to surpass the eternal leaf like this, but I've got to ask, how does being an official no funs zone and unofficial Chinese province feel?
895e93 No.538838
>>538812
The silliest bit of this is that anyone would be afraid of a Smith and Wesson knive
2366a9 No.538839
>>538824
>Australia
That can't be right…
73db87 No.538840
>>538813
In certain scenarios knife is equally as deadly as a firearm, sometimes even more so.
Also, i strongly recommed watching "Surviving Edged Weapons"
bdd0cd No.538842
>>538840
I ain't dying in no ghetto!
3e3de1 No.538847
>>538840
>Surviving Edged Weapons
This video is so good it is essential /k/ viewing it has genuine informational value as well as entertainment value.
44f42d No.538848
>>538812
<why did they made it resembles an assassin’s blade?
Truly asking the deep questions
c94223 No.538854
>>538825
This.
How the fuck do you do any sort of technical work WITHOUT a pocket knife?
I get if you're pushing pencils 365d/y you don't really need one (unless your job requires opening mail/packages, etc…) but I fucking know I can't live without a folding knife.
And a folding knife except a very high end one, is a REALLY shitty weapon. Take a screwdriver if you want to stab someone.
I only know one Italian brand that make folding knifes with combat application in mind and will be able to take the beating without snapping/breaking on you and they're insanely expensive (http://www.extremaratio.com/prodotti/coltelli-chiudibili/chiudibili-pesanti.html ).
cfe1d5 No.538862
>>538812
This makes no sense. Gun is tool of killing, even if killing is deer or stupid prairie dog. Knife is tool of survival and saving of life. Why would you fear knife when used as daily tool in most trades?
ee7b9f No.538867
>>538840
>Also, i strongly recommed watching "Surviving Edged Weapons"
Link?
b49a51 No.538868
>>538862
>Gun is tool of killing
Guns are tools that smash things into other things.
Killing is an act of violence.
To commit violence against something requires intent.
INTENT IS THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TOOL AND ARM
And that is the crux of the modern condition.
The people who wish to ban tools lack the ability to judge intent.
Now apply the knowledge that they're unable to judge intent to all of their actions.
Congratulations, you've learned that feminists, gun grabbers, anti-free speech faggots, and actual faggots are below the common coyote or house cat.
73db87 No.538874
Hooktube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
>>538842
Imagine one day, you're out on the streets, someone approaches you and asks for a cigarette, and gets you with a FIERCE UNDERHAND ROCKET, right through the chin.
>>538867
ee7785 No.538888
Pocket knives are kind of scary. Ever try opening a can with one? Scary stuff, you don't want to slip and stab yourself.
d09677 No.538892
>>538888
Quads confirm: Buy a fucking can opener.
e75f34 No.538900
>>538888
>>538892
>Virgin specialized can opener
<plays with a 15 dollar gear and cutting wheel made in china that rusts when a bit of squirt gets on it
<if not a hand can opener an electronic opener designed to cuck the user out of the joy of hearing the hiss from opening a virgin can
<has to ask the chad to open his can of food when access to his can opener is unavailable due to not being at home
>Chad stabbing cans
<grabs his trusty edc and pokes the top until the weak metal is unable to take any more the hole maybe a giant polygonal shape but the food is gingerly coaxed out of the can through the gentle application of more stabbing
<hands never slips because he uses both grip strength and proper technique by using a reverse grip with thumb on the back to prevent his hand from moving too much
<once the food hits the plate women grind on his thighs sometimes even to climax hoping the chad will be willing to feed them even after their shameful display of uselessness by not being able to open the can
<cans of food are not the only things he opens with his knife sometimes it's ammo
4e69e5 No.538903
>>538813
Well if the dude has a knife and you don't and you don't have any decent protection then he can pretty much fuck you up however he wants, but small pocket knives and box cutters are so small that a decent leather jacket will really help in protecting you and some snap off easily by design. A box cutter jammed into your hand then snapped off wouldn't be pleasant though.
500da3 No.538905
>>538900
>not having a whole box of P38s
Shameful tee bee hee
d09677 No.538917
>>538900
Or you could stop being an enormous homo and get a couple of church keys.
2393dc No.538925
>>538839
Australia is the Canada of the south.
Shit weather, dangerous wildlife, lotso natives, shit military, fetish for the feet of the queen and shit gunlaws.
76cbfc No.538938
>>538917
Church keys are gay. Neither the comfort and ease of a can opener nor the handiness of a knife
5dfe67 No.539919
>>538812
there are literally bugmen
836144 No.539925
>>538812
Looks like the Opinel is the official blade of not scaring anyone.
>No finish on the blade, aside from the patina if you get a carbon steel variant.
>No serrations on the blade
>Wooden Handle
>It's all smooth curves, the only sharp edge is that of the blade
>Can't be flicked open or opened very quickly at all for that matter
>Can't be opened easily with one hand
>It doesn't lock with a click, it's locked by turning a ring on the handle
8f14ce No.539928
>>539925
>Knife gets wet
>Wood swells
>Blade gets stuck
Ask me how I know.
836144 No.539930
>>539928
Can't scare anyone if you can't open the knife.
92d845 No.539945
>>539928
>knife gets wet
>cant open it because you bought carbon steel
ask me how i know it
9af88e No.539946
>>539928
You obviously don't know how wood works don't you?
9af88e No.539947
>>539925
Opinel isn't a tactibullshit knife. Same goes with Victorinox knives. Not everything has to be tactical with black pvc handles!
8f14ce No.539951
>>539946
No I don't. The blade sits in a little slot in the wood. I went swimming, unaware that I had the knife in my pocket. Blade was then stuck and wouldn't open for a few days.
Explain that nerd.
9af88e No.539952
>>539951
Wood is organic. It is moving even after it's cut. If you submerge it into water of course it's going to swell.
8f14ce No.539968
>>539952
No shit mate. You Austrians must have the tism just like the Germans.
d6b036 No.539969
>>539968
>You Austrians must have the tism just like the Germans.
Nah, it's far worse than that mate. Even the bloody Germans think Austrians are weird humourless autists.
827152 No.539970
Holy god that author needs friends with a t score above 5
9e3590 No.539995
>>538812
What’s next. Liberals start advocating for knife control?
95fd44 No.539998
>>538812
retailer here, how am supposed to cut and flatten cardboard boxes without a pocket knife? You want to trust my co-workers and/or look everywhere for the company's box cutter?
2e2632 No.540033
>>538900
What's a screwdriver then?
66b51f No.540034
How are those people going through life without a pocket knife? Do they never open things? Do they never eat fruit? How do they stab Negros?
5965d5 No.540045
Colorado just legalized automatic knives for edc. Glad there is still some sense in this state.
3426b1 No.540049
I found it jarring as hell when my work's head sales monkey came down to the warehouse to wrap an order to go, tried cutting a box down to size with a box cutter and failed (because box cutters lose their edge quickly), asked if I could cut it for her and got freaked out when I unclicked my opinel no. 9 to do it. "Why do you have that!!? I hope it's not for self defence!"
This is in spite of us selling boxes of box cutters and woking every single day with them. We sell thousands per year. Yet the conditioning brought on by the world we live in is so strong that she couldn't make any connection between the knives we use for work and the knife I use personally because boxcutters suck, it was pure deer-in-the-headlights trained fear.
500da3 No.540050
>>540049
>deer-in-the-headlights
>trained fear
uuuh
32bb68 No.540053
>>540050
Pic related is both what she looked kinda like and the expression with a sharp draw of breath.
24492d No.540077
>>540049
Did you put her dumb ass into place or did you stay quiet?
eacb0c No.540078
>>540053
>not immediately inserting your dick in her mouth
889748 No.540083
>>540077
He's an australian, they're some of the biggest natural born cuckolds on this side of canada and sweden.
Straya is basically hot sweden at this point. Seriously.
t. fucking knower
3426b1 No.540091
>>540077
>>540078
>>540083
My response was "Are you fucking serious? Take a look in your hand…tell what you've got in it."
db5095 No.540189
>desk cucks explain why they are genetic failures who will die eithin 2 days of the power being out in the urban hellscape they created
d6b036 No.540192
>>540091
Oi, mate. Instead of being a cunt, you should've taken her feelings into account and binned that knife. t. Melburnian
210916 No.540197
>>539928
>Opinel gets wet
>Use bump at the bottom of the handle to smack it open
Ask me how I know
>>540033
A not a knife that sucks ass at cutting but good at turning and stabbing
>>539945
>He doesn't take autistically good care of his tools
>>540034
They ask real men to do things for them assuming they can find one willing to deal with their bullshit comments and gasps. If not they scramble like cuckroaches when the light flips on but trying to find scissors or their sharpest key on ther ring. When that fails they try to grab anything that looks even remotely sharp. Once saw someone try to cut open a four pack of insulation with a trowel in a hardware store, yes a hardware and by no means did the guy look like an amature that is doing some weekend diy project.
As for the nigger. Well the niggers stab them in the asshole
442062 No.540310
>>540197
That last part. How in the fuck. Seriously. I always have a knife within reach damn near 24/7
03e8dc No.540567
>>538868
>Congratulations, you've learned that feminists, gun grabbers, anti-free speech faggots, and actual faggots are below the common coyote or house cat.
I disagree. They're lower than vermin in my opinion.
4840a0 No.540663
>>538925
>Canada
>shit gun laws
>t. Germany
How many months have you been a member of a gun club yet? Has it been a year yet? Can you buy a shotgun, or a three round semi auto yet?