You: Hey there! 20 m sub here :)
Stranger: This girl told me that i should become a girl or she will kill me but i dont want to be a girl wat do i do
You: Can she kill you?
Stranger: Yes
You: How?
Stranger: her dad is a cop and will do anything for her
You: The fuck where do you live
You: How can a cop just do that
Stranger: Hes cheif of police
You: still
Stranger: ik
You: just dont be a girl I guess
Stranger: but ill die
You: Then be a girl
Stranger: ok
Stranger: can u hypno me so that ill think like a girl
You: nah just do it
Stranger: umm but if u hypno me ill have no problem with becoming a girl but if u dont it will be the worst excpirence of my life
You: yeah just be a girl
You: Trust me, 90% of the time it works everytime
Stranger: u sure
You: ye
Stranger: wat should my girl name be \
You: whats your current name?
Stranger: Jesse
You: Thats unisex
You: So just go with that
You: Changing your name legally is a pain in the ass
Stranger: but its dumb i need a real girl name
You: Jesse is a real girl name you girl
Stranger: Come on give me a real name not jesse i want to be a new person so people wont know wat happened to me
You: nah jesse is fine I think
Stranger: No plz
You: Yes Jesse
Stranger: u are a boring person
You: No Jesse
You: I'm Heisenberg
Stranger: huh
You: WHERES THE METH JESSE
Stranger: Im no longer Jesse call me Jessica
You: GOTTA DELiVER TO GUSTAVIAN FRINGARDO
You: JESSEEEE
You: WHERE IS IT
You: I NEED THE MEMPH
Stranger: Im no longer Jesse call me Jessica
You: TO FEED MA DUAGHTER
Stranger: Im no longer Jesse call me Jessica
You: NO JESSE
You: THE METH
Stranger: i dont have it
You: WHERE DID YOU PUT IT ANSWER ME
Stranger: idk
You: JESSEEEEEE
Stranger has disconnected.
