/girltalk/ - Girl Talk

Gotta be more specific. I have met plenty of guys. Like, in school, it was hard not to know the guys I spent hours a day with.

There was this guy I knew on the football team. He was a captain, tall, handsome face- you know. He was pretty funny too, then he went to a shitty college and starting selling acid for a living. Eventually he dropped out, rumor was he was on the run from money lenders. He came back to our home town and started dating a high school girl and knocked her up (I think).

yeah

>>10390

I've met big guys like you wouldn't believe.

My current guy is a big guy, for me.

>>10391

How big of a guy is he? You could be 5 feet tall and a 5'8'' could be a big guy for you.

>>10392

>feet

Someone get this hothead outta here.

Here we use the superior METRIC system. He's 1.80 or so. Not that big, but he's a big guy for me. Both in height and weight.

>>10393

He's fat?

>>10401

The proper term is "bulk"

>>10408

Nah he is pretty chubby.

>>10410

Only TWO (02) countries in the whole world use imperial. I don't know how to put it more clearly: That shit doesn't works.

And I have zero idea. Never learned conversion.

>>10415

>my country doesn't officially use imperial

>yet the majority of my classes was in imperial

Really makes you think. Metricucks btfo'd again. Don't get me wrong metric is good for working with really small or really large things since the units scale, but imperial is just more practical to use in every day life.

>>10418

Like I said:

Only two countries in the world use imperial. One is some foreign shithole and the other is the wimps traumatized with 9/11.

Really gets those neutrons jogging. Imperial isn't good for anything. Metric is easy to understand and to convert in everything. You can turn grams into kilograms with ease: Even children can do it.

>>10422

>all the cucks are adopting metric so you should too

>its too difficult to convert 12 inches into 1 foot

Kek lass where I live we officially use metric but use imperial 99% of the time because its superior.

>>10463

>Imperial

>Superior

Only choose one.

USA are the biggest cucks, actually.

>"I refuse to partake in your culture, you english tea drinkers. We will have no more monarchy and the like… But imperial stays with us, even if no other country in the whole wide world besides a nigger shitshole with use it. K, thx"

>>10470

Superior…to metric.

Idk how that makes them cucks if they're the last ones to surrender their way of life.

>>10496

USA forced to think rest of the world uses easy mode. At least someone is still thinking.

>>10515

Why would you want to overlycomplicate something that can be so easy.

>>10496

Baka, what part of both systems being useful in different situations don't you understand?

>how far apart do these have to be?

>ummm about 20.32cm

>instead of 8 inches

Clearly shows you've never done anything practical that involves measurements in the real world before.

>>10561

Or perhaps I might want to simply say 8 inches.

>>10415

And one of those countries has won two (2) world wars

>>10549

>20.32 cm

Woah, grasping at straws here. No one says something like that, ever.

20 cm = Almost a 30 cm ruler. Everyone and their mothers know how long those are.

>>10593

Anon, there aren't winners on a war. War isn't something you win. You just survive.

Also, USA got pretty late to both wars.

>>10364

He was bald with a big bushy beard with crystal blue eyes, he rode motorbikes and has the quickest wit I've ever encountered. He was a cheater and a liar and I was in love with him for a long time. He lives down the road with his long-term gf he would cheat on with me, I cut it off a few months ago. We'll never speak again. I saw him in the burger shop today and he hung his head to avoid me.

>>10593

I would hardly count America's outcome as winning. More like it destroyed Europe, and then slowly bled out.

this guy I fell so hard for was a perfect mix of /mu/, /fa/ and /tv/. I thought he was perfect for me kek

>>10686

>music

>/fa/scism

>>tv

>watching tv in the current era

Please elaborate though.

>>10825

not tv, had mad film taste

>>10368

I used to hook up with a lot of black dudes from craigslist. I've took tens of loads in KFC bathrooms alone.

>>10975

What kind of film? Anything made in the current decade has a habit of being shit.

>>11011

he gave some suggestions on quite underground films, I had never heard of them before. Some were french too I think. I was probably too basic for him

Random boy

>Adhd

>Drew machines and war stuff

>Sometimes made shooting noises when drawing

>Worst handwriting in class

>I had second worst

He was really sweet and kind

>>11137

>too basic

Thats the most hipster term ever. Reminds me of this video I saw about a bunch of numales who got their DNA results back and were bummed out that they were "basic white guys".

New York City. Tall, dark, funny. There when I really needed him. Said he wasn't interested but there was bubbling sexual tension anyway. Couldn't make up his mind. Permanent rift in friendship. Misunderstandings too. Now we're okay but I probably won't see him again. Happily enjoying a good relationship back South but I still think about him from time to time.

Think of me too, clown.

>>11402

pretty sure he broses /pol/ right now.

Oh geez here goes my broken heart.

He was perfect. Literal perfection in a human being.

>taller than me (and I'm already a bit too tall and always feel awkward about it) he was around 188cm+

>dreamy emerald eyes and an amazing jaw line

>he basically looked like a greek sculpture

>total patrician taste in music and could play bass guitar like a god

>didn't bother with human reality and only talked about the trippiest stuff that went through his colorful mind

>he even had a large cock

But why why why did he just ignore me after we spend such a short time together..

I don't understand. I might not be a high quality kind of girl, but I will never forget this guy. And sometimes I catch myself walking past bridal stores, looking at the dresses and his beautiful face pops up. And I wonder what could have been.

>>13784

Oh, shut up with your high grade bullying.

;_; please let me dream and not think about how he's actually better off without a fuckup like me

>>13788

>Oh, shut up with your high grade bullying.

The bullet dodger was you in this scenario. I know someone who has a similar attitude and lmao at the idea of them in a steady relationship.

That post of yours would be about your ex-husband's commitment issues and was completely irresponsible lifestyle had you got your way.

>He was perfect. Literal perfection in a human being.

I used to think about someone like this. Discovered it was because I didn't know them well enough. Basically, I didn't know them at all. That may not apply in your situation of course, but it sounds like your infatuation may have clouded your perception of him.

Now, let me say ignore everything I just wrote above and in the other post for a second.

>But why why why did he just ignore me after we spend such a short time together..

Maybe he didn't feel that he was good enough for you or was scared about the prospect of a relationship. He probably had personal faults that you hadn't uncovered and he didn't want to reveal them to you. Maybe he regrets leaving but felt he had to?

>I might not be a high quality kind of girl, but I will never forget this guy.

Or maybe he actually was everything you just described and he is truly Mr Apex or something.

Ignore this entire post tbh, I don't even know what I said.

>>13795

>Discovered it was because I didn't know them well enough. Basically, I didn't know them at all.

You'd think on a redpilled website such as 8chan other girls would know better than to be absolute clueless fuckups.

Honestly, for anyone out there thinking your fictional partner is perfect, tone down your expectations when you get real close to them (either emotionally or physically) and notice all the little imperfections.

Also, don't point them out to them. Nobody likes being imperfect.

>>13807

>Also, don't point them out to them. Nobody likes being imperfect.

I agreed with everything up to this line. You should reveal this element, but appropriately. Pretending flaws don't exist is dangerous for yourself and your S.O.

>>10364

>be me

>be 15

>have a huge crush on the chaddest guy you ever did see

>I mean, this guy was the Chad of Chads. Blonde hair, blue eyes, /fit/ af, and a bright, pearly white smile. He was the captain of the baseball team, president of the student council, and generally an all around popular guy. He wasn't a complete asshole about it either, and was always nice to everyone who passed him by, even if it was the mentally retarded kid in the wheelchair. Everyone loved him, and he loved everyone back. All in all, he was the stereotypical All-American alpha male.

>Then there's me

>The creepy, landwhale, loner neet chick who smelled like cat piss and wore hoodies and sweatpants 24/7, 365 days a year. I ate lunches in the bathroom, lurked in the shadowy corners of the school, and hung out by the dumpster, not for fear of bullies, but simply because I hated other people, and nobody in their right mind went there except for me. All in all, I was the one that everyone pegged as the school's resident edgelord hermit at best, and future school shooter at worst.

>Due to this, I barely noticed him, and he barely noticed me. We lived completely different lives.

>That was, until I was fucked over on a Tuesday.

>It all started in math class, you see. As our last names were close together, we were placed in a group. At first, I was indifferent. After all, it was just a group project, and usually I ended up being the one doing all the work while everyone else fucked off. I didn't mind this, as usually whenever they tried to "help" they screwed things up so badly that I had to redo everything anyways.

>However, that wasn't the case with the Chad of Chads. In fact, he knew a fair bit more than I did, so we got to finish in record time, and I learned a lot from him while we worked. Since everyone else was still working, we started talking a little. I was being my usual autistic, socially awkward self, but he just talked to me as if we knew each other since forever. Granted, the reason this Chad of Chads deigned to speak to me was most likely because there was no one else to talk to, but all the same, I was warming to him. Eventually he got me to the point where I was actually giggling at one of his jokes.

>I never giggle. Laugh, sure, but giggle? Not on your life. Even worse, I was blushing redder than a fire hydrant.

Naturally I was mortified. What the hell was this? What sorcery was this Chad of Chads casting upon me?

>Before I could say anything more, the bell rang, and he left with his gaggle of friends.

>That's how it started. Of course, the group project was an ongoing thing, so we had to keep on working together in math. Sure enough, what was once my most boring class, soon became the highlight of my day. Again, as we usually finished our work early, we had time enough to simply talk to each other, and during this time I got to know a lot about him. I knew that his favorite color was green, that he went shooting in the desert with his dad in the winter, that he had a huge baseball card collection, and that he liked a lot of the same weeb shit that I did like Serial Experiments Lain, Spice and Wolf, etc, and that his favorite constellation was Ophiuchus.

>It was impossible not to like him, and so, gradually I fell in love with the guy.

>This was bad. I knew I had no chance. As I said before, the only reason he talked to me was because the teacher sat us together. He would never, not in a million years, go for me, the 3/10 stinky landwhale. Besides, he already had an 8/10 Stacy girlfriend, and I didn't want to mess with that. She was a nice gal, too. A perfect match for the Chad of Chads.

>Thus, it was obvious that this tentative friendship I had with him wasn't going to last.

1/2

>>13820

2/2

>My fears turned out to be true, for the moment when the group project ended, he went back to his respective gang, and I went back to my corner. He waved at me a few times when we met in the hall, and I waved back, but other than that, we never talked again. Part of the reason was due to my stupid ass spaghetti spilling out of my pockets whenever I saw him, the other part was that he was simply too plain busy to hang around with me, even for a few minutes.

>However, even as we drifted apart, I loved him.

>I hated it. Hated myself for it, but the feeling never left.

Dear god, why can't I just get over it? It's been four fucking years!

>>13821

Oh my gawd, reading this hit close to home.

Well cutie, try to think of it that way that he probably does this not only to you but to everyone. In his mind he's just being friendly conversation and spending an enjoyable time with people and that poor guy literally isn't aware how he goes around and breaks hearts.

I think a way you could heal is perhaps hitting him up again, actually. I bet you got way hotter by now so there might even be some chance that this will work. And if not, you can perhaps find out that he's just a douche that just parroted whatever you told him, just for the sake of feeling liked by others.

>>13821

>>13820

I know what your problem is. You need to lose some weight you slob. No one likes fat slobs like you.

Go running and start making push ups and squats 4 times a day. And no fast food anymore

Posting from phone, but it's the same gal.

>>13832

I know he was just being nice (although he wasn't just parroting, he was a genuine weeb, just as much as most of the other faggots on /a/. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if he posted there, he seemed like a closet nerd), I knew the whole time. Or rather, my brain did, but my heart is like that one retarded kid in a wheelchair. Once someone gives it attention it falls in deep, slamming against the wall.

Eh, I wouldn't say I've gotten hotter. I'm pretty much the same landwhale that I've always been, though I have been working towards getting /fit/ and eating a healthy diet for the last six months. Regardless, I wouldn't want to meet up with him even if I miraculously became a 10/10. He has his own life, and I don't want to dig up the past. Let bygones be bygones, the feeling will fade eventually. It's just a dumb high school crush that never left.

>>13853

Quality shitpost my man. You get 9/11 stars. Normally I would've given you a 7 since you sound like the kinda poo in loo who'd work there, but I've been thinking of working on cardio lately, and you've just given me the perfect exercise plan! Thank you ever so much, my dear anon. Now if you practice what you preach, it'll be all good. Make sure to give mommie kisses so she'll give you plenty of tendies, mmkay?

:^)

>>13859

>Posting from phone, but it's the same gal.

Holy crap, I just realised that your ID is the same, which is how people know which post is from the same person. I was wondering how that worked.

>>13861

>ID 350500 for the computer

>ID bdc1af for the phone

>same id

Gee, I dunno anon. Maybe you should get your eyes checked.

>>13864

I was referring to our own posts in general, not literally you.

>>13859

Nobody's gonna be calling you "mommy", in the next three years, with how fucking fat you are, Rotunda. Get on one of those industrial conveyer belts, with the weenie hanging off a string. Lose some weight, fatso. Toss out the cottage cheese!

>>13859

You seem smart actually and pretty mature about not meeting him up. Perhaps just focus on other guys and know that crushes are so intense because you don't actually know the person you're crushing over and your brain fills the blanks with perfections you wish for. Especially since memories tend to fade over time it becomes more and more nothing but a creation from your brain. Perhaps this helps that it's just how fantasy love that's better than real love.

>>13886

STOP EATING!

WE LOVE YOU AND WANT

YOU TO BE HEALTHY STOP

EATING PLEASE [OMITTED]

>>13821

>>13820

Fug, you girls keep remembering this stuff from your teens and how some random chad was "suuper perfect and omg!!!". Your boyfriend/husband would find you disgusting if he found out you keep thinking of random chad from 10 years ago when you're with him. I don't remember any of the girls I liked. Not their faces or even their names.

>>10410

It's about 5'11", I know my height is 6'2" or 188cm, so that should be about right.

>>15777

>they end up describing 80 chads and just talk about how big their dicks were (and it's all colored by their perception and emotion so it's not even accurate)

>>15780

heh

>>10364

First and only real boyfriend I ever had. Had my first kiss with him last year and we met because of 8chan. He was very tall and lanky and had a speech impediment. He would make the funniest jokes.

It didn't last though, but that's life

>>19753

lol u get what u pay for

>>13895

this is why we have the rule:

NO HYMEN, NO DIAMOND

>>19753

How do you meet someone because of 8chan?

>>19759

What kind of vidya?

>>19769

That sounds nice. If I have the time, I'll be sure to accompany you.