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 No.10716

>Headache feels like death

>At service desk work

>ppl wanna fucking screw with electric screwdriver of loudness at office today

>Need IP scanner for RPi

>Search on web

>No compatible IP scanner

>Write own script

>Upload to github

>Post in a coding discord server where I suspect most use a pie

>Someone responds with "I just use nmap on linux based systems"

>Look it up

>Works on all linux systems, including RPi

>Wat.jpg

>Look up search results

>The only search result mentioning nmap was disregarded because they started with IP scanner for windows

>nmap is superior in every way

>mfw I wrote an inferior script for nothing

>mfw headache keeps intensifying

>Pic related

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 No.10717

OP here.

How has your day been fellow geyks?

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 No.10718

I been bretty ticked off at my manager at work lately and we've been having all day meetings about productivity. I work for a large packing company, and it boggles my mind how incompetent the company is about managing development. Definitely overshooting with the talent they have and it ain't like they paying enough to get more but then they drop new shit in the middle of sprints all the time and get mad when we don't make our Sprint like it is a *surprise*. Really kills the drive man, it's gotten to the point where ill work my 40 and that's it go home.

I thought those Dilbert memes were just that, memes. I did not realize that was real life.

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 No.10719

>>10718

RIP

>Plan for projects with a deadline that maybe google could meet

>Run smaller company

>Pay lowest possible wage to not have workers quit

>Project doesn't meet deadline

>Surprise.exe

Well, at least they think you can do better, like magic or something ¯\_ (ツ) _/¯

This helldesk I work at is pretty chill tho'

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 No.10720

Thank you for calling, how can I help?

>TELL ME MY PASSWORD

>I NEED TO KNOW WHY I CANT LOGIN TO THE SERVER BUT IDK THE IP OR NAME

>HELP ME TROUBLE SHOOT MY PERSONAL DEVICE

Torment + Time = Comedy

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 No.10721

>Server fucks up after power outage (won't power up)

Can you unplugg the powercable and try another power outlet? (excuse my english if the terminology is wrong)

"What is a cable?"

How can I do my job supporting these McDickheads? (tbh some actually know some tech)

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