/fur/ - Furry★

>>98947 (OP)

I was going to hijack the thread but one quick glance at this made one thing clear: I can't draw for crap to maintain the thread. OP's art was bad but this is straight up dogshit. But hey it's a delivery.

>>99094

Yeah I guess it's all about where the bar is set.

If you want to continue there would be new rules though. Specifically, it would go more like a quest game, and I would roll dice for the action to see what happens. I suggest starting with a new character because this one is unlikely to make it out alive.

>>99121

You have been found guilty and sentenced to cruel and unusual capital punishment for being involved in an unspecified event, immediately before execution you were granted a last meal which you took vicious bites out of. That turkey sure tasted good, shame that you dropped it. But now you're inside the belly of a beast. By which you mean Jeff. Fucking asshole, he'd kill his brother in arms just like that, without even saying anything, heartless bastard. What little air you have is hard to breathe because it smells like shit and vomit, and you're soaking wet in partially digested food and stomach acid which is as psychologically disgusting as it is physically corrosive. You have very little time left, and you're trying not to think about spending the next 60 hours being slowly transformed into crap until Jeff takes a shit somewhere. Oh fuck now you're thinking about it. If Jeff takes a shit under a tree you'd become a tree too, and then you'll be a leaf or a fruit, some animal will eat you, and then a fellow /k/obold will kill and eat that animal. It's the circle of life. You think that your best bet currently is to die and hope that through sheer willpower, luck and coincidence, the fate itself will bring you back to life, and then there will be karmic punishment to all wrongdoers.

>1d20 = 2

The fate doesn't think so. The fate says this was the karmic punishment you un-self-aware prick. You'll just turn into shit, and you'll reborn as shit, and then you'll turn into a maggot gorging itself on shit, and only then your life will finally end.

It's game over for you now, champ. Roll a new character.

Complimentary artwork because >>99228 is a faggot.

>>99228

>>99234

I thought he meant raptor as in dinosaur?

huh looks like anthro dinos are severely underlooked

>he hijacked the story and defied the will of RNG gods as he asspull-resurrected permanently dead character just to start an isekai story as if that shit wasn't done to death, doesn't draws anything in a drawing thread, and to top it off he goes AWOL

Yeah he's a faggot allright.

>>99270

>1d20 = 16

You concentrate on your weird looking yet oddly familiar appendages and start remembering. You remember your death, and your life prior to that (ho boy did you do some nasty shit), and you even get small glimpses of your ancestral timelines in your original as well as current dimension, if that makes sense because it sure as shit makes no sense to you. It's like you suddenly had hundreds of sets of memories, you can clearly tell which one is yours and which one belongs to whoever you're currently are albeit blurrier, and dozens upon dozens of faint images or abstract feelings and ideas that you think belong to your grand grand parents or something, but you can't really make sense of them. You remember your combat training though, raptor body is different from that of a kobold but mainly in size and proportions, it'll take some adjustment but you think you'll manage. As far as you're concerned, the biggest difference is that now your body is mostly covered in feathers rather than scales exclusively (you still maintain those on the limbs), you also have hefty talons which somewhat reduce your dexterity, your tail is stubby but has large feather fan beaming out of it. Not having teeth is kind of weird though, you mean, how are you even supposed to chew your food? Also you think your vision is sharper than usual, you can make out fine details in the distance that would normally be invisible. You take a closer look at your outfit. You're wearing some sort of holy knight outfit, but carry no weapons; now that's just doesn't make sense. The belt buckle looks familiar, but you're at a loss of ideas, perhaps its meaning will be revealed later.

>>99314

You remember you heard that most birds don't have a dick. Under your weird fantasy tabard's dickflap you find no immediate signs of any male reproductive dicks. You worry if your dick is OK.

>1d20 = 18

You are relieved to know that your dick is OK. In fact, it's more than OK. It's fucking awesome! It's a towering, imposing, massive bird dick! It's bumpy and spiky and resembles a mace, it looks like you could wield it as a weapon, it almost feels like you could slay dragons with it! You bet it could at least slay wild animals. And as a bonus, your delicate fragile nuts are buried deep inside your gut, so they're in no danger of getting kicked. As you immediately discovered, you can erect and retract it on demand, although it's really weird that it comes out of your ass. You're a bit worried that your dick will be covered in shit all the time, on account of coming out of the asshole. It's not currently, but after you take a shit it might be. Do you need to clean your asshole on the inside? How do actual birds deal with it? Having a dick like that comes with caveats, but it sure beats a bunch of extremely vulnerable flesh dangling outside all the time.

>>99328

Sounds like a bad idea tbh.

Might ruin your chances of getting a gf if you're stuck in this place to long. And the gay way out wouldn't work either, at least with the birds-given that there's already a dick in the hole.

>>99325

Amidst all the introspection and dickflapping you forgot all about the traveler right next to you. It's a birdfolk guy, just like you. You assume it's a guy because you can't tell, and presently you can't bring yourself to ask about it. You're afraid he might have seen some of it. Hopefully he didn't see any of it.

>1d20 = 10

He seen all of it. He compliments you about your impressive extraordinary dick but asks that you keep it to yourself for the rest of the trip. You feel awkward about it.

>>99328

You figure that this couldn't get any more awkward, so you whip out your huge bird dick again and present it to the traveler and make the bedroom eyes. Which is to say, you make your best attempt at it and hope that it doesn't look horrifying.

>1d20 = 17

The traveler says your dick really is glorious, he couldn't help but suck it. Immediately, he kneels and inhales your fully expanded dong. It slides all the way in effortlessly, as if his anatomy was naturally predisposed for swallowing large objects (it is). Your attempt at seduction worked spectacularly but getting your dick sucked by a giant bird with such a wild abandon is nothing short of petrifying. Unfortunately, or perhaps otherwise, you can't feel anything due to sheer magnitude of shock permeating your body. On the other hand, now you know that your dick doesn't instantly kills anything it touches so there's no reason to be anxious about it. Oh wait, why would it kill things just by touching them? It's not hyper-poisonous, you mean, it might be, but not as far as you can tell. In the corner of your mind you harbor a hope that you can actually kill things with your dick, other than by choking that is.

>>99331

You say you didn't mean this seduction to go this far or even in this general direction. You just wanted to see if this dick is as magnificent to others as it is to you. You inquire about places where you can find work and ask how the life is going around these parts.

>1d20 = 16

Few seconds later, the villager pulls the dick out of his mouth. He tells you that the village could always use a pair of spare farming hands, or if you're a potter, that too would be useful. Their potter can't make kitchenware for crap. The royal feud had just ended with assassination of the second heir, and so did the war, or so goes the rumor. And the village, well, everyone's pissed at the potter. He asks permission to suck some more dick, you politely decline.

>>99373

>enter furry board

>be mad that you see furfaggotry

>>99351

You hop into the cart and you start moving, presumably in the direction of the village. You silently inspect your surroundings. Everything looks pretty normal, terrain is a bit hilly and you see woods in the distance. You look up the sky; the sun is shaped like a swastika and the moon oddly resembles Hitler's face. You double check, and, yep, that's what those look like. Weird.

>>99367

Although understandable, it still struck you as odd that you didn't feel anything during the impromptu fellatio. You pull out your dick and start stroking it, just to make sure, and sure enough, that gives this specific sensation you're used to. Seeing how your cart-mate was so eager to suck your dick before, you figure you could get the job finished as well. You just need to close your eyes and pretend it's your waifu doing the sucking.

>1d20 = 19

You crawl up to the front of the cart with your dick out and give the villager a few conspicuous winks. He gets right to it. You close your eyes and imagine your waifu; it helps that the villager does't makes these deepthroating noises. Oh yeah, keep going... aaaAAAAAAA! AAAA-A-A-A-A! EEEUGH! EEEEEEUUUUUGH! uuuuAAAAugh... aahh... HUUUH! hah.. UUGH! god... dammit... AAURGH! shit... uuUGH... ugh... Holy wew you don't remember ever cumming so hard. In fact, you came so hard it completely blew away both the traveler and the cart, and a large chunk of terrain in front of you. By the looks of it, they got incinerated. You're now gleefully happy that you can for a fact kill things with your dick - and spectacularly! Dragons? Hah! This little puppy can slay GODS!

Reminder that I don't hold a monopoly on doing this shit so if you feel like doodling something retarded as per user suggestions ITT, by all means.