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You find yourself in the barren desert of the West, well known by you, your kin and your ancestors. You start your journey, a quest for a medicine man, found somewhere in this lonely place.
But before you start your adventure, you take a minute to reflect on your gender.
You are a:
>Boy
>Girl
>Both (herm)
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▶ No.42876
>>42874 (OP)
Herm
Girl dick is best dick
▶ No.42878
>>42874 (OP) girlish Boy, obviously. Femboy Master class.
▶ No.42879
Seconding we spec into femboy
▶ No.42880
Femboy just means awkward skinnyfag which fits the profile of most losers here, so, Femboy it is.
▶ No.42883
Femboy or I roll to reset the quest
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▶ No.42887>>42888 >>42889 >>42890 >>42891 >>42892 >>42893 >>42902 >>42904 >>42909
Your name is Sharif, you're male but some of the other male tribe members would constantly tease you for looking, in their words, "breedable".
You started your adventure with previsions that have lasted you 2 days. Now those are gone and you plan on looting last years camp for supplies.
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>>42887
The fuck kind of species is this?
▶ No.42889
>>42887
Way too much booty. Also dat ratio.
Go north.
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▶ No.42891
>>42887
What is the eastern wall?
Is it a literal wall or just a natural cliff face?
▶ No.42892>>42901 >>44077 >>44172
>>42887
>all this predetermined shit
not much choice for a cyoa.
you ruined it for me anyway by making it real apparent it's going to be pornographic. why even bother having an adventure when within a couple pages you're just going to draw your faggot character taking it up the ass? you give him this cool equipment and draw a map for literally nothing, it's porn with some gimmicks, artless crap. people laugh at bad porn plots and wish they'd be removed from the dvd's, this is the same shit. i feel sorry for your fucked up brain that can't do anything creative without involving porn
▶ No.42893>>42895
>>42887
Are those blue lines rivers?
▶ No.42895>>42896 >>42897
>>42893
They look like trails. They wouldn't end at a camp otherwise.
▶ No.42896>>42897
>>42895
Yeah but the one that ends has a larger blue dot on it which makes me think it's supposed to represent a wellspring
▶ No.42897>>42901
>>42895
>>42896
oooooh i wonder where the trails are going to lead to, somewhere creative and exciting and innovative with really cool fresh design that i'm going to save on my hard drive and cherish forever and inspire me to start writing world building myself.
nah it's going to be porn i forget about in fifteen minutes. every option in this is going to be porn. show's over, just go search "anal" on e621 and you'll get better results than this
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>>42897
>>42892
Oh great, so you're going to stay around anyways and just shitpost, cool.
▶ No.42902>>42909
>>42887
Go south towards camp
▶ No.42903>>42906
>>42901
just don't pretend this shit is deep or fun, alright. taking guesses what the map is going to be? haha. it's porn. it's all porn.
just cut the bullshit and ask the guy to draw porn and stop pretending anything interesting is going to happen and i won't shitpost anymore.
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>>42887
Find the nearest technological center you can remember and start learning how to make whatever passes for a computer in this place
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>>42894
Why are we allowed to choose the gender but not the species? The main character looks like shit, I can't even tell what it supposed to be.
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>>42906
i agree, it is sad. designing a character and a world and equipment just to have him take it up the ass is super depressing to me
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>>42887
>>42902
Sorry about the wait!
You arrive after sundown, only to find that the old camp has been occupied by a group of Plain Gnolls, this is the first time you've seen any in the desert, you know they're agressive and you may be able to fight some of them off, but you've been walking all day and you aren't looking foward to fighting them off.
>_
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>>42907
Because it's a new world with it's own dominant species. Would you rather it be a sergal?
▶ No.42911>>42947
>>42909
>roll to rock the casbah
▶ No.42912>>42921 >>42923
>>42909
First off sharpen you spear.
That thing you got right now wouldn't cut through warm butter.
▶ No.42913>>42923
>>42909
Aren't we supposed to be looking for a gnoll? Go talk to them.
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>>42910
>your only choices are a shit-looking thing or a sergal
People like you have ruined the world
▶ No.42915>>42923
>>42906
Consider if they really like that or if your elders were just super racist against gnolls, consider then locating a proper minion to take these experimental risks for you
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>>42914
Well didn't that just fly clean over your head.
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>>42916
BITCH
anyway the MC could've been less ugly.
▶ No.42918>>42923
>>42909
Wait for them to fall asleep, then sneak kill them
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>>42912
It's a naginata, probably.
▶ No.42923>>42925 >>42927 >>42947
>>42912
Before you make any moves, you check to see if your weapon is still sharp, and confirm that it is.
>>42913
>>42915
You haven't had any personal encounters with them but countless stories about their violence against your people can't be wrong...
>>42918
You don't want it to come to murdering them all if you can help it but this seems like the best idea you've had so far.
▶ No.42925>>42926 >>42928 >>42947
>>42923
Should you kill them all in their sleep?
▶ No.42926>>42935
>>42925
Why not just rob them in their sleep?
No one needs to die.
▶ No.42927>>42935
>>42923
Run away. Circle around to the southern tribe.
▶ No.42928>>42935
>>42925
Sneak into the camp and take all the shinies.
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>>42926
>>42928
You don't need their goods, you need to stock up on water and food for the rest of your trip.
>>42927
That's a 3 day trip from here, 5 if you head to the river for water first. You also don't think their healer would help your tribe...
And besides, your plan is to head for the gnoll tribe closest to your camp.
Though these are also gnolls, that might be from that tribe. It's unlikely but it's a possiblity. You're not sure if you should approach them just to ask where they're from but now you're curious.
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>>42935
Kidnap one and question him elsewhere? Although that might piss the rest of them off in the case that they're the ones you're looking for.
Also give us an updated character sheet. With less booty.
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>>42935
Waking them up to ask questions is most likely a bad first impression, isn't there a way to tell gnol tribes apart? Like their clothes or the weapons they use.
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>>42936
You contemplate your chance at hand-to-hand combat with the gnolls, though your people are much smaller than an average gnoll, you're pretty sure you can out-speed them.
>>42940
If you remember correctly, each tribe has a different facial marking that they use for identification.
Kidnapping and questioning one of them seems like a good idea, you have to act fast though, it's starting to get very cold, very fast.
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>>42943
>size
Holy shit yes I love you OP.
▶ No.42946
>>42943
Holy shit you're going to get destroyed.
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>>42943
Abort. Head for the other tribe, stopping by the river if need be. There's no way you'd be able to drag one out of camp, let alone knock one unconscious.
▶ No.42951>>42952 >>42963
>>42950
They're already asleep tho.
▶ No.42952>>42963
>>42951
Well they're obviously going to wake up and overpower you if you try to move one.
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>>42950
>>42935
Actually wait, why would the river take another 2 days? It's literally your destination.
▶ No.42954>>42959 >>42963
>>42953
Because the river is 2 days walking distance away.
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>>42943
Activate your Stand Za Warudo and MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA them
▶ No.42956>>42963
>>42943
I don't know man, look for the weightless looking dude in the camp and try to snatch him.
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>>42954
Why are you going so far out of your way. It only takes a small diversion of your original path to get to the river.
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>>42959
Because niggers aren't smart
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>>42959
>>42954
>>42953
>>42950
You take a look at your map again and trace a more economic trail than before, it cuts your travel short by a day and a half.
>>42951
>>42952
>>42956
You head down as quietly as possible, you have your doubts but you're also on an empty stomach and you can feel yourself getting thirsty.
▶ No.42964>>43272
>>42963
thanks, love ya op
Water won't be an issue, but take a look around for any easily accessible food.
▶ No.42965>>42967
Question, Do we have a massive man slong or a little sissy feminine penis?
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>>42943
yo this guy looks like gnar lol
▶ No.43012>>43272
>>42963
So are we killing them or not?
▶ No.43185>>43187 >>43272
>>42967
What is our quest actually about? Why are we doing it?
▶ No.43187>>43252
>>43185
I dunno, I'm not OP
▶ No.43252>>43261
>>43187
Oh I didn't realise that was a shoop. Regardless.
▶ No.43261>>43272
>>43252
We're finding The Wandering Gnoll Shamener, of course.
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>>43012
>>42964
Your plan is to scavange either their goods or whatever you can find in the abandoned homes.
>>43185
>>43261
There has been three defective births in your village this year, something that hasn't happened in as long as anyone can remember. Everyone's worried about it since one of these births was the shamans first born, a terrible omen. You've been sent out to find the wandering shaman or find someone from the gnoll tribes that could help. You don't think you'll be able to get any help from the southern tribe since they have a history of not being helpful.
You enter the old camp and near the sleeping gnolls, it looks like one of them is on guard at the gate but they look pretty tired too.
What should you do?
>_
▶ No.43273>>43320
>>43272
Oh, hey, you're back. Took you long enough.
Try and find an unguarded hovel to burglarize, sneak around them
▶ No.43276>>43277 >>43281 >>43320
>>43272
If we're trying to get their help then fucking with them seems like a really bad idea.
Do we know anything about the local gnolls? Or this tribe in particular? Are they hospitable, or not particularly helpful, or what? This was our tribe's camp, is it possible we can just ask for a fair share of the supplies?
▶ No.43277>>43279
>>43276
I don't think we're going to get anywhere trying to negotiate with a guard, perhaps we should camp and wait for their leader to wake up?
▶ No.43279>>43320
>>43277
Maybe. But can we really just sleep in their camp and hope we're not found?
Then again, doesn't look like there's that many of them, there should be plenty of empty space.
▶ No.43281>>43284 >>43291 >>43320
>>43276
>If we're trying to get their help then fucking with them seems like a really bad idea
He said that's only true for the south camp so I say they're fair game. Rob them blind and move to another camp for help.
▶ No.43284>>43291 >>43320
>>43281
Yeah, this. Grab some food and run away if anyone notices.
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>>43284
>>43281
Do unto others as you would have done unto you...
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>>43291
>Do onto others as you would have done onto you
FTFY
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>>43276
From their numbers, you're not sure if this is a whole tribe or what. You've heard that they have large groups, not just 5 individuals. Like you've said, you've never interacted with a gnoll before and all of the stories you've heard told of fearsome, huge, beastly people.
>>43279
>>43273
>>43281
>>43284
You sneak into one of the huts and look around, most of the decor is still intact, so you take a look if the cellar door is still there.
Luckly you find it right were it should be.
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>>43320
You're feeling lucky, gathering the supplies you need.
Unfortunately you're spotted before you can leave.
Gnoll: Hey!
▶ No.43325
>>43322
Fuck dude, get out of there. Don't try talking until you're sure you can't be surrounded.
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>>43322
Tell them there's something behind it and bolt.
▶ No.43336>>43823
>>43298
>>43322 (checked)
Throw the jar of bugs at him and run for it!
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▶ No.43552
>>43322
"If you let me steal you along with the supplied I'll let you come with me and get sum fuk every couple days too"
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>>43336
>>43582
But the jar is our food.
▶ No.44073
ask what is the problem, c'mon maybe is a cool guy
▶ No.44077>>44079 >>44084 >>44172 >>44185
another dead thread. artists are going to singlehandedly save the board guys.
lmao i think he got embarrassed that i called him out >>42892 and attempted to do sfw stuff he wasn't initially planning to, but he grew bored cause all his fucked up brain can think about is porn and abandoned it.
▶ No.44079>>44083
>>44077
you ever get tired of being a cunt tho
▶ No.44083>>44084 >>44088 >>44172 >>44185
>>44079
i'll stop being a cunt when people stop giving me reasons to be.
and i take back that he attempted to do sfw. no tv station would air a show with this faggoty naked twink in it. even his attempts at sfw is fucking softcore porno.
i can't imagine having zero hobbies that aren't 100% about sex. like is this overworked sex drive a mental illness of some kind? it's definitely not a testosterone issue since furries are all beta males.
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>>44083
>>44077
but y you no speaky english? U paajeet pooo in dalooooo?
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>>44083
>is this overworked sex drive a mental illness of some kind? it's definitely not a testosterone issue since furries are all beta males.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obsessive–compulsive_disorder
"Some people with OCD experience sexual obsessions that may involve intrusive thoughts or images of 'kissing, touching, fondling, oral sex, anal sex, intercourse, incest and rape'"
"Some obsessive thoughts occur at an average of more than 10 hours a day for some"
literally incapable of thought not about furry sex
▶ No.44172
>>44077
>>44083
The problem is being a cunt just pisses people off and interferes with them actually listening to what you have to say, even if it's correct. It's not a "you're wrong because of your tone" thing, but a basic understanding that you sabotage the presentation of your own argument and the conversation that follows the second you start flipping out for no reason.
Reasonable people won't stand up, agree, and offer their points and suggestions. That just leaves a single or a few angry people constantly bitching, antagonizing the community at large and actually encouraging the exact opposite of what they want, even if what they're trying to argue for is good, underneath all the vitriol.
This >>42892 pants on head assumption and sperg out could have been replaced with "Please just don't let this be a porn adventure, that's boring." Done. That's it.
I feel the need to say this because the very last thing that needs to be tainted on this board is the message that there's more to furry than porn. That and we don't need an artist run off for doing something here because some angry dick is all too eager to antagonize someone at every mild suggestion of an issue.
Although, him taking a while right now probably has little to nothing to do with you, considering he posted plenty after your last post. Right now it feels like you're just out to stroke your own ego. I'll ask you kindly to cut that out and not screw up this thread.
btw the character is a twink because people asked for that, but you could also say that "herm" as an offering suggested something lewd.
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>>44077
>>44083
>artists are going to singlehandedly save the board
>proceeds to bash artist into the fucking ground
Forget OP, you're the one with a mental disorder you potato
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You flee from the gnoll as fast as possible.
> Gnoll: Aw shit he ran away.
> Gnoll: Shkahl, wake up. There was a Likon in the camp.
> Shkahl: Ugh- Khlida? A Likon? Is he still here?
> Khlida: No, he got away before I could talk with him. Should I go after him?
> Shkahl: No, leave it. Go sleep, we still have a two day walk ahead of us.
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>>44292
After making a decent fire, you're finally able to settle down for the night.
Should you make plans for tomorrow now or go ahead and sleep?
>_
Sorry for the wait!
▶ No.44297
Better make some plans, you don't want to start the day unprepared with so many dangers around.
▶ No.44303>>47534
>>44292
Aw, I was hoping they'd be more lumbering and beast-like.
>>44294
First, check your map.
▶ No.44308
>>44185
I think he was being facetious.
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>>44294
have him masturbate before he goes to sleep
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>>44294
>>44317
>>44337
>>44341
WE WANT PEEPEE
WE WANT PEEPEE
WE WANT PEEPEE
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>>44371
>>44341
>>44337
>>44317
You all sicken me
>>44294
You're feeling a little worried and homesick out in the world alone, so first you try to relieve some stress. You get up and dance Pe'e Pe'e [p-yeh p-yeh] around the fire, a native dance of your people. With your eyes closed you can almost hear the playing drums and footsteps of your friends dancing in sync.
After tiring out and sitting back down you're feeling better and more determined, taking out your map and getting ready to plan the next day.
>>44372
I chuckled
▶ No.44890
>>43823
Hey wait, what happened to the last like... four updates? Bwuh?
▶ No.44918
>>44383
>You get up and dance Pe'e Pe'e [p-yeh p-yeh] around the fire, a native dance of your people. With your eyes closed you can almost hear the playing drums and footsteps of your friends dancing in sync
Exactly this, except he does it naked.
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>>44383
> You're feeling a little worried and homesick out in the world alone, so first you try to relieve some stress. You get up and dance Pe'e Pe'e [p-yeh p-yeh] around the fire, a native dance of your people. With your eyes closed you can almost hear the playing drums and footsteps of your friends dancing in sync.
> After tiring out and sitting back down you're feeling better and more determined, taking out your map and getting ready to plan the next day.
You take a moment to say a quick luck prayer before taking out the map.
You're almost out of your tribes territory and the desert. Your current plans are to head to the river and follow it south, the tribe there shares your same race but not the same ideals, gods, traditions. You silently hope that your luck prayer works.
>>44303
Thinking back to it, the gnolls you encountered seemed scrawny and hungry. If you had to guess, you'd say they were looking for food and supplies in your old camp, not knowing that your people store food underground, they probably only took the old supplies you left behind.
>>46634
Thanks, and sorry for the wait everyone, these last days have been really stressful for me
>>44383
>>44372
10/10
▶ No.47536
>>47534
What are the southern tribes gods/tradition/ideals?
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>>47593
Seconding this. How cold does it get at night?
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▶ No.47650
>>>47534
>OP makes it clear that this will never be lewd in even the smallest way
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▶ No.58616>>58623
>>58579
OP stopped responding over three months ago. What do you think?
▶ No.58623
>>58616
I was attached to this cyoa, I hope he returns soon
I want to believe