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How do I get taller? (but actually) /fit/izen 05/16/19 (Thu) 19:30:23 85c19e No.148248

I'm sitting around 5'10 right now but tired of being mogged by 6'2 DYELs. How can I put on a few inches? Idgaf about moral or legal restrictions, just results. Im 18 btw so my growth plates havent closed

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Anonymous 05/16/19 (Thu) 22:25:34 faaed9 No.148256

Fly to Russia to have your shins broken and stretched, it's cheaper there.

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/fit/izen 05/17/19 (Fri) 00:36:42 d1574a No.148258

>>148248

Hang from a bar, and do a ton of stretching

not even joking, but you should see big results in 6 months time

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/fit/izen 05/17/19 (Fri) 02:20:08 8db658 No.148260

>>148248

i think you can get taller by drinking water throughout the day

and add salt to your water

obviously drink milk cuz bones

think yourself that you are taller and repeat it in your head

act taller and have better posture

that's about an inch or two in one year if you practice correctly

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/fit/izen 05/17/19 (Fri) 02:43:17 bc4025 No.148262

>>148256

Too risky, I assume Korea would be safer, though I have no sources.

wait.

>my growth plates haven't closed

Get some growth hormone, will even help you bulk, unlike surgery which will make you bedridden for three months.

>>148258

Stretching works the joints, you can't grow your joints

>>148260

Calcium in blood is actually not that related to dietary calcium, your body absorbs as much calcium as it can, which is actually not that much, then you excrete the rest.

Also magical thinking is not real and you're retarded for believing it.

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/fit/izen 05/17/19 (Fri) 08:33:31 a778d6 No.148268

>>>148262

He's right, though. Russia is the spot everyone gets their legs broken. But that's barely a solution. Just nofap and take zinc

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/fit/izen 05/17/19 (Fri) 09:26:37 8db658 No.148269

>>148262

thanks for bein a moron and polluting this

board with your negativity

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/fit/izen 05/17/19 (Fri) 14:58:20 bc4025 No.148273

>>148269

Keep going, maybe if you make me angry enough I'll manage to kill you with my brain.

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/fit/izen 05/17/19 (Fri) 21:34:30 688ee0 No.148280

>>148260

>think yourself that you are taller

grow, grow, grow…

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