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Does the new year need new training methods?

File: fec44f0ae62c71c⋯.jpg (60.33 KB, 581x772, 581:772, 1534371077536.jpg)

7028e6  No.143168

Keep your race in mind too. Are you glad, you are white and not a mutt?

53f0dc  No.143169

File: 890f8081c540102⋯.jpg (4.8 KB, 184x184, 1:1, 1421078119356.jpg)

>tfw 80% face

Feels ambiguous man


eee76d  No.143195

>>143168

>38% Westphalian, 12% Silesian, 25% Mid-German stuff (Frankonia, Palatine), 25% white(!) Catalonian (ask /int/ about it, I´m sure they´ll love to educate you)

>187cm (6´3 in burgerspeak)

>Can eat w/ever tf I want w/out getting fat

>Natural "triangle" frame, but not too pronounced

>Wristlet, handlet, feetlet

>Beardlet, but very thick and strong hair

>Absolutely shit-tier eyes

>Weak mental health

All in all 6/10, but only bcs of my nice body genetics


e0d248  No.143205

File: 2f36be0be6112bd⋯.png (323.03 KB, 588x627, 196:209, 2f36be0be6112bd11bbb7c9c27….png)

>>143195

>12% Silesian

not white


73e7d8  No.143208

>>143195

>25% white(!) Catalonian

You could have just made it more succinct and said you are only 1/4 white


d4ae20  No.143211

>>143205

Fuck off, they´re a mix of west slavs and prussians.

Btw, how´s that dove-meat döner business going, Achmed?

>>143208

Nice post Shlomo. My grandfather and his family looked more like frogs, like most catalonians.


022a29  No.143212

>>143168

I'm some kind of slavmutt mystery meat and it's quite disgusting. I'm probably the whitest person I know, but that's because I'm never exposed to the sun. High cold resistance, high pain threshold, fast metabolism, never bled from the nose, haven't vomited in years, get burned in the sun within minutes, sweat like fuck, skin is shit, babyface, random lone hairs on cheeks, disgusting monobrow, deteriorating mental health. I'd say keepawayfromreproducing/10


211642  No.143213

>>143211

>they´re a mix of west slavs

not white

>Btw, how´s that dove-meat döner business going, Achmed?

I'm American actually, it keeps false flagging me as a kraut

>>143212

>never bled from the nose

since when is that a white racial characteristic? you learn something every day

>disgusting monobrow

use tweezers


ee0523  No.143222

File: 328bfd31f870dbe⋯.png (394.97 KB, 1600x960, 5:3, Feelmy tree.png)

>50% Schleswig-Holsteinian (so North German with some Danish?)

>25% Pomeranian

>12.5% central English (Mercian?)

>12.5% Scottish


55078e  No.143227

>>143213

>use tweezers

<fix genetics with tweezers

<hides flag

schlomo please


2ec9ca  No.143237

about 6/10


5c061c  No.143239

>>143222 (checked)

>can’t read

So how would you rate yourself leaf?


d1fbef  No.143353

>6'4"

>remove kebab slav

>bad eyesight

>black hair

>full beard

>small hands and feet

>7" inch dick

>mommy tells me im handsome

>depression and BPD

4/10?


53f0dc  No.143358

File: de6365224ea04f6⋯.png (112.67 KB, 300x303, 100:101, de6365224ea04f6059a08d9fb7….png)

>20/18 vision (saw you mirin from a mile away)

>grow muscle mass easily, despite not working out much

>very pronounced veins

>naturally thiccccc thighs

Area 51 experiment/10


7028e6  No.143659

File: 86f026aeb67e72c⋯.jpg (9.43 KB, 640x360, 16:9, 86f026aeb67e72c15a0753ad1f….jpg)

You are all so beauitful! You used to be so beautiful a year ago! Woooww. You used to look good!

BUT YOU ALSO LOOK GOOD NOW!


a9b6a3  No.143674

File: 671d31e79c3fe4c⋯.jpg (61.83 KB, 300x314, 150:157, blaha-got-milk.jpg)

>7 foot tall

>14 inch dick

>FFMI of 45

>1 mile run 2mins

>former mercenary

>not bald

>more mass than any other natural in history

11/10 non negotiable


9581d9  No.143676

>>143674

>11/10

<Canadian

I'm an Amerimutt mix of kraut, Anglo and 1/8 Armenian. Based on the fact that I would rate the rest of my family at NPC levels for intelligence along with the fact that I'm only 6'1, 7 inch dick and the fact that I am a fucking spaz; I'll give myself a 5/10.


a9b6a3  No.143680

File: b43856837d83a47⋯.png (460.78 KB, 638x381, 638:381, Capture-d’écran-2017-11-0….png)

>>143676

Jason Ryback Blaha isn't Canadian. But Frank the wrath McGrath is. You Americans are such ignorant swine. Fight me faggot.


a9b6a3  No.143681

>>143676

I'd give you a 0 betamax extra virgin


044dc6  No.143685

>>143168

>how would you rate yourself

Idk there’s really nothing i can complain about besides body acne due to t levels but it isn’t horrible as people I’ve seen in locker rooms. 7-8/10 ig, i don’t look in the mirror and want to commit suicide so that’s enough


c45a00  No.143689

File: bbf9240c94ae4f7⋯.png (108.71 KB, 492x329, 492:329, bbf9240c94ae4f7a53e098d7bc….png)

>>143685

As far as my experience goes and what I've seen over the years, bad acne on back almost always is caused by roids or shady mass gainers and pre workouts.

If you are a clean lifter, drink plenty of water, cut sweets from your diet and acne should go away over time.


e3b0a2  No.143691

File: b14b6ba5946c081⋯.jpg (187.04 KB, 650x910, 5:7, b14b6ba5946c08120e807fe2ba….jpg)

Do I win anything?


8ef561  No.143694

>>143691

If you're aryan enough you won't die.


0a65e9  No.143696

I'm pretty handsome. wish i had a dig bick though.


dc1866  No.143740

File: af4f28d17f64e37⋯.png (145.1 KB, 1502x752, 751:376, CORNED.png)

Well I'm 93% white. I think that's pretty close to pureblooded.

Everywhere I go random women ask for my phone number and men come up asking to squeeze my muscles.


dfb112  No.143742

>and men come up asking to squeeze my muscles

>and men come up asking to squeeze my muscles.


2b9e2f  No.143745

File: 315fdc4c6a75d22⋯.png (342.66 KB, 813x850, 813:850, 1522441763141.png)

Jap grandma and everything else is main axis country


26fa84  No.143820

File: 6d79443fb736c49⋯.png (49.35 KB, 2000x1000, 2:1, 6d79443fb736c4948ea3b2102f….png)

File: 17d31f4634e4fc8⋯.jpg (121.48 KB, 1000x722, 500:361, MOSLEY.jpg)

>>143168

100% anglo,

grandad has a family tree going back to the 1612s.


2068e8  No.143868

>be me

>white skin

>blonde hair

>blue eyes

>impeccable teeth (never had a cavity despite negligence)

>extremely fast sprinter

>5'7"

0/10 tbh


96d87e  No.143869

File: ab54fd99735041a⋯.jpg (167.47 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, STS_Poster.jpg)

I'm 100% Nigerian, so I think I'm well off in the genetics department to be honest.


fe294c  No.143875

>>143168

el goblina…


bd4a0a  No.143876

>>143168

I'm some kinda Russian German mix, my mom says I'm handsome


ff5197  No.143885

>Bald at 18

>~85% Scandinavian, ~15% German

>No family history of depression or mental disorder,

>No family history of autism

>Serious Parkinsons genetics (will probably bediagnosed before 65), family history of alzheimers as well.

>Borderline manlet (180cm/5'10)

>Several Mensa members in family, haven't tested myself yet through.

>Shitty jaw genetics.

All in all 6.5/10, wouldn't mind better metabolism.


80b8ae  No.143928

File: 22b0b01598f08c5⋯.jpg (649.75 KB, 2560x1440, 16:9, IMG_20181125_143544.jpg)

>England and Northern Ireland 64%

>Scotland, Ireland, and Wales 20%

>Denmark and Sweden 9%

>France 3%

>Germany 4%

Pic based on genealogical records, not DNA testing.

Phenotypically I'm an Anglo-Saxon. A brown haired Anglo-Saxon, but still an Anglo-Saxon. 8.5/10. Pretty good for an American.


58adcf  No.143930

>>143885

Bald should mean higher dopamine levels, and parkinsons results in lower… maybe your body is over-compensating?


c385df  No.143939

File: a500adec473dc02⋯.png (11.29 KB, 372x440, 93:110, go usa.png)

>>143875

Uncanny.


0397bc  No.143941

File: c9341d320b2b109⋯.jpg (133.36 KB, 1023x681, 341:227, CY28324684.jpg)

6 Feet, 6.5in benis, brown hair green eyes, chadly metal gear beard and moustache, early 20s. Primarily pict and irish, 15% german, 13% (((Romanian))) apparently from long lost Rabbi around 1900 that had 6 kids, wife died, threw them all in orphanage. My very bloodline exhumes vengeance against the (((them)))


ace432  No.143954

File: ade8045cd3a41df⋯.gif (407.85 KB, 240x228, 20:19, output_kWm6eO.gif)

pure chechen genetics on point

or are they reptillian?


6e02af  No.143969

tfw not contributing to a datamining thread


3d62aa  No.143995

>5,11 6,0 in footwear ;_;

>poor eyesight

>White Texan

>green eyes

>dirty blonde hair

>sharp facial features

>chin isn't as strong as I would like it, but I own it pretty well

>7.5 inch dick

>possible hereditary mental issues

>good chance that I will develop a form of cancer, it's in the genes

>then again, my great grandad still lives at 90 years old

>Almost forgot to mention fucking asthma

>no clue in regards to my intelligence, but my doc says I'm smart (^:

>beardlet, but I'm still young, so I may need a few more years

>Larger hands and feet

Aesthetically I think I'm capable of being a solid 7.5/10, but overall I give myself a 6/10


5bbf45  No.143996

>>143969

Based anon

I'm 3/10 though but if I succeed in improving I can be better than average


d5f158  No.144808

File: f042ebd2c5adf45⋯.jpg (811 KB, 309x230, 309:230, InkedIch_LI.jpg)

>>143168

Blonde haired, blue eyed, 5'10" tall, hung (8" long, 2" average width), very strong beard that I have learned to keep in an unshaven look (volunteer firefighter, so if I grow a full beard I'll be restricted to truck - fuck that I'm all for making entry), tan easily, face is mostly symmetrical. Great teeth with strong dental hygiene, 20/20 vision. Also very physically fit with a muscular build due to weight lifting as stress relief and 8 years in high deployment combat arms units. Looking at pictures of my family tree, I somehow inherited my paternal hairline - and it will never recede, I will never bald and it will grey slowly in my 50's starting along the sideburns.

Heritage - 50% Norwegian 50% German (mix of Bavarian, Baden-Wurtenburg & untainted Volgadeutsch)

Unnatural features (scars, tattoos, etc.) - military tattoos on shoulders, working on half sleeves and chest. Small scars on face from combat injuries that actually compliment my aesthetics.

I have two kids, a daughter and a son. Both inherited the majority of their looks from me. Daughter is tall and leggy for her age, taught her how to fight after noticing older boys trying to flirt with her. Son is still younger, but still has the frame that will support a muscular build. He loves exercising with me.

Drawbacks - body hair; I keep my back, chest and abs shaved. Alzheimer's runs in the family, looking down the family tree I'm fucked. Higher pitched voice; I sound like I'm 16… goddamn it.


07932d  No.144819

>1/2 Mediterranean (Spanish/ Portuguese/ Italian)

>45% Anglo-Irish

>5% Amerindian

>Big nose from med blood

>Short and stocky 5'6"

>Light brown hair

>Blue eyes

>No chest or back hair, but hardly any facial hair either thanks to feathernigger blood

>Passable jawline but weak chin

>6.5 inch dong

5-6/10 tbh, but I've had good success with womanlets so far, though I really need to gain some more weight. Maybe I'll do GOMAD for a few weeks lmao.


d6e0eb  No.144827

File: 2d98b2f9a8482ee⋯.jpg (47.4 KB, 704x318, 352:159, 1465582420191.jpg)


8fa776  No.144828

>>144808

Is 5'10" considered tall in USA?


812d4f  No.144830

>>144828

Among the 50 million Mexicans? Yes.


9e0e6c  No.144836

Flip american reporting in.

>6'0'' tall for asians. (+)

>dad was fit (+)

>was also a smoker, have asthma (-)

>inherited small jaw from mother (-)

>still have decent features from father (+)

>average asian dick, eh (-)

>black hair, brown eyes

>heart conditions (-)

>shitskin and shit skin [weird skin marks on arms and legs] (-)

>lighter toned than my family and most other people from flipland (+)

>good teeth (+)

>pretty nails, faggy yes but im genuinely happy its not those weird nigger nails (+)

>no pronounced food allergies/defects (+)

4/10 when compared to chad thunder cock

8/10 when compared to dirty native flip

heavily considering a minor chin implant to boost personal morale. that's the only thing that bothers me.


8fa776  No.144838

>>144830

There is no need to get upset.


4f924d  No.144865

Datamining thread.




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