/fit/ - Fitness, Health, Exercise, Dieting, etc

Become a vet or a cattle farmer. By growth hormones for cattle in bulk. Remove estrogen in your meth lab. I guess. Or go to a men's health/endocrinology clinic and get test.

>>142437

Get tested for test, as an american, 9 times out of 10 you will be found to have low test and will receive some sort of treatment.

>>142483

This. Get tested first before you make an appointment. If you come out low, go to doc. If you didn't come out low, figure out how to suppress your T and then test again.

>>142485

>get tested before you make an appointment

Shows you know nothing about american healthcare. You need a doctor's visit to get the test

>>142437

Don't do 'roids. Eat and exercise instead.

>>142500

This and stop microwaving with plastic containers, eat more raw onions, blah blah.

>>142497

No shit, but you don't go to the doctor until you know your T is low. Thus:

>Get tested first before you make an appointment. If you come out low, go to doc. If you didn't come out low, figure out how to suppress your T and then test again.

See, he's not asking if he's low T. He's asking how to get roids, whether or not he needs them.

>>142744

>Get tested first before you make an appointment

What part of "you can't test your T levels without a doctor visit" don't you understand?

>>142760

I think he means, that the best course of action would be to get your T levels tested, THEN go to the doctor!

>>142762

I can't tell if I'm being trolled

In Amerikkka. The doctor needs to order a blood test for you. You can't get a blood test without a doctor's visit. It is beyond the realm of possibility to go to a blood lab and order a test for yourself. The government wants to stop you from giving your blood to a company to find out you have low T levels. It's a requirement (some might say prerequisite) to go to a doctor to understand what is happening in your own body

>>142760

>>142782

Yes, but no. Go to discounted-labs.com and buy a test online. Walk into clinic, get blood drawn, results in your inbox within a few days. There are other services also. It's not a big deal and commonly known in the /fit/ scene.

Most places you can actually walk into a lab and get your blood drawn, but you are going to pay list price, which would be $300 instead of $30 online.

>>142762

Yes.

Is cheating the doc really the way most /fit/izens get their juice? I figured it would be something more dangerous like ordering off the dankweb or finding a local seller or popping over to Mexico where it's legal. Especially considering that anons seem to incorporate 4 or 5 chemicals in any given cycle.

>>142890

Probably not. But for such a low-effort post, that's the only way OP will find them.

get a bunch of trial memberships to as many gyms as you can around the area and spend the month visiting each one (even fighting gyms), find the guy that goes to multiple gyms and is very social. chances are probably high he's your guy. or you can buy em off the interwebz I reckon. roids are for homo sexers though.

Wouldn't it be simpler to go to your local med student drug dealer or obvious roider?

OP you can't be that socially retarded?

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>>142437

Drink bleach

>>143309

this.

roids make your pee-pee small and brain dumb.