/fit/ - Fitness, Health, and Feels

>>122644

Twinks mire who they want to and who they know care about being /fit/.

Sauce: Mired by go go dancers despite being overweight

>>122645

They didn't mire you. They were just encouraging you to keep working on your body and applauded your efforts.

>>122644

Get low bf

Get tanned

Talk about club music

Wear trendy mall clothes

Always flex

Twinks are like women. Completely shallow and utterly into themselves.

Killing yourself on the gym would definetly leave a lasting impression

>>122662

fuck you, you huehue spic

you were always friendly to me up untill now

>>122655

>get tanned

this leads back to another thread I mate

also doesn't tanning artifically age you?

https://8ch.net/fit/res/122586.html

Call him daddy

>>122671

>twink

>ever being called daddy

The only person that would make that appropiate is like a super feminine femboy.

>>122710

I think the inverse would work better, calling him 'son.' Twinks are often attracted to fatherly men because of their daddy issues.

>>122711

I am 23. I don't think that is going to work.

And I don't want him to give false hope.

>>122713

just leave your beard, muscles and belly grow

>>122663

No, fuck you faggot, kill yourself

The fuck is up with all the gayness in this place? Have you people lost your ways to actually making it? Faggots should be promptly told to off themselves and stop disgracing their ancestors

You stare him down and quietly threaten to kill him since you don't tolerate faggotry in your gym

>>122725

I technically never said he was gay and honestly how the fuck should I know if he's gay?

I am according to some people very oblivious to that stuff.

>>122807

>twink

>not gay

>kraut logic

The kaiser would feel much schämen at what you prussians have become.

>>122812

every man was once a twink as a teenager

>>122815

Wha…?!

Maybe as a preteen.

I was a fat hairy loser with bitch tits as a teen.

>>122817

>Maybe as a preteen.

preteen = younger than 10

Mate, that's just little boy territory.

>I was a fat hairy loser with bitch tits as a teen.

my condolences

imo looking like a faggot is something every man has to go through in boyhood

please don't shoot something up for never having experienced that

>>122807

the fuck do you care if some kid mires you? and who calls others twinks if not some fucking homosexual?

At least you are trying to deny that you are a faggot, i guess thats a first step

>>122819

>the fuck do you care if some kid mires you?

just some personal milestone

>and who calls others twinks if not some fucking homosexual?

we do, /fit/ does that:

Ottermode, Bears, thicc (applied to men), husbando.

>At least you are trying to deny that you are a faggot, i guess thats a first step

the first step is never taking the first step and making sure your sphincter is exit-only

>>122644

The old German tradition of tossing yourself and the fag in to the bog should work

>>122812

>kraut logic

I'm not really sure if he is a pure Kraut. This thread and the other "How to get tanned" thread speak for themselves.

>>122833

This sounds reasonable, OP

>>122859

>I'm not really sure if he is a pure Kraut. This thread and the other "How to get tanned" thread speak for themselves.

I actually was curious about a way to get "tanned" without going in the sun and I know there is a way to do that. But apparently no one here has any experience with that.

>>122644

You kill yourself, faggot.

>not gay

>>122888

kek and hitler agree

gas the germans