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3427 confirmed cases, 2246 confirmed deaths in ongoing 2018-19 Congo outbreak
Other fun boards to visit: >>>/desu/ >>>/2hu/ >>>/canada/ >>>/liberty/ >>>/vvv/ >>>/zika/
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1a4416 No.27147

Yeah, that's right. A gnostic atheist with an IQ of 162 on the WAIS-4 scale. I've received numerous invitations to Mensa, all of which I have declined. I was doing calculus when I was 12, and reading at a collegiate level when I was eight. I have a voluminous intellect and a flawless thought-process normally associated with the great thinkers of the past. They're already calling me the next Nikola Tesla. I'm working on a theory right now which is basically Einstein's Theory of Relativity, except expanded – which would put me in line for a Nobel Prize. You've all allowed your minds to slip into idiocy by spending time on this message board, and I can see it every time I read a post here; the mark of a mind wasted. You were probably all gifted at one point, but you spend your entire days looking at dumb pictures of ebola chans. You don't even have the spine to embrace your own culture.

What's worse is how all of you so confidently hide behind your veil of anonymity. It's because when you are inevitably met with crushing failure or embarrassment in one form or another, you can simply keep on posting and no one will be any the wiser that it was you. This results in you no longer striving for perfection, and instead settling into not a pattern of experimentation, but one of mediocrity.

I hate every one of you, and I have little doubt that if I ever met any of you in a debate I could smash your intellects beneath mine like a sledgehammer to a grape.

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1a4416 No.27149

I'm a monistic idealist with an IQ of 163 on the WAIS-4 scale. I've received numerous invitations to Mensa, but I've turned them all down because I realized that Mensa is an intellectual circle jerk for people like yourself who feel the need to band together and look down on everybody else.

While you're wasting time with relativity I'm exploring much more interesting things, like the greatest mystery of our time - consciousness.

You may hate us, but know that Ebola-Chan still loves you. Even if you are an intolerable egotistical wanker.

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1a4416 No.27150

I used to be an atheist like you OP, until I found Ebola-Chan. You don't know what you're missing, OP.

When the moon turns red and love is in the air, where will you be? Probably scribbling on a chalkboard somewhere. I think you're the one who needs to take a good look at your life.

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1a4416 No.27153

copypasta, on MY /ebola/?

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1a4416 No.27156

>singapoor

>accomplishing anything aside from rigging divegrass and banning gum

Nice meme

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