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hang in there ebola-chan! Ebolite 07/31/15 (Fri) 14:06:26 900ea0 No.26999

http://www.cnbc.com/2015/07/31/trial-in-africa-shows-merck-ebola-vaccine-100-effective.html

>An Ebola vaccine developed in record time has proved highly effective against the deadly virus in a large trial in Guinea and could now be used to help end a vast outbreak in West Africa, researchers said on Friday.

>Results of the trial, which tested Merck and NewLink Genetics' VSV-ZEBOV vaccine on more than 4,000 people who had been in close contact with a confirmed Ebola case, showed it gave 100 percent protection after 10 days in those immunised.

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Ebolite 07/31/15 (Fri) 14:48:59 900ea0 No.27001

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Ebolite 07/31/15 (Fri) 17:23:10 900ea0 No.27002

I'm just waiting for all of the side effects of the vaccine to start coming out. You know that huge segments of the African population are too distrustful to get the vaccine.

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Ebolite 07/31/15 (Fri) 22:53:43 900ea0 No.27005

maybe the vaccine will turn the dindus into rage zombies like in 28 days later.

too bad noone will notice the difference before it's too late

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Ebolite 07/31/15 (Fri) 23:20:27 900ea0 No.27006

>>27002

i hardly think Ebola-Americans in africa care about a first world problem like autism.

unfortunate really, since most vaccines have no known verified side effects other than maybe a rash or mild fever in rare cases.

>>27005

>rage zombies

i believe that is called autism

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Ebolite 08/01/15 (Sat) 03:15:13 900ea0 No.27008

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what was that about no cure for love?

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Ebolite 08/01/15 (Sat) 03:55:33 900ea0 No.27009

;~;

She… Was so young

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Ebolite 08/01/15 (Sat) 21:41:52 900ea0 No.27017

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>>27008

What!? I'm sorry I can't hear you over the sounds of your bitch cowtits flappen in the wind. EVEN if doctors found a way to suppress the Ebola virus, there is now way you could cure everyone, here is the reason why.

1. the cure is worse than the contagion. (don't get me wrong I love vomiting blood, for love not because a pill induces it)

2. It cost's WAY to much money to reproduce, and the world will make a choice, save Ebola-American's at the cost of Tax payers or just let nature do its thing and there by rendering your stupid false god worthless.

Sincerely, Brother Paladin.

P.S.

Grow wangs Ebola-Chan!

I love you, Ebola-Chan!

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Ebolite 08/02/15 (Sun) 00:13:58 900ea0 No.27020

>>27017

yeah im not sure how anyone could expect some third world genetic dumpster like africa to afford all those vaccines. even with massive celebrity support its going to be a long time before anything really happens.

even polio which was eradicated decades ago in the first world is still sticking around in africa. we have little to fear, other than maybe the curefriends over at >>>/n/.

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Ebolite 08/02/15 (Sun) 01:25:50 900ea0 No.27021

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>Reuters

>100 percent protection

Of course that means vaccinated persons could inject ebola-infected blood and not fall in love, right?

…oh, you meant to say 100 percent of your test subjects didn't fall in love? Let's take a closer look at this vaccine trial. What's this? Inclusion criteria?

>Free of clinically significant health problems, as determined by pertinent medical history and clinical examination at study screening

>Females of childbearing potential who are willing to use an effective method of contraception, from at least 7 days prior to vaccination through the end of the study period, and a double method from day 0 through day 28

>Males who are willing to use effective contraception from day 0 through day 28:

>Be willing to minimize blood and body fluid exposure of others for 7 days after vaccination

>Use of effective barrier prophylaxis, such as latex condoms, during penetrative sexual intercourse (avoiding the sharing of needles, razors, or toothbrushes, avoiding open-mouth kissing, be willing to refrain from blood donation during the course of the study)

Well I'll be damned! That's one helluva rigorous test of the effectiveness of a vaccine. Tell you what, I have an AIDS vaccine ready to go right now. I just need 4000 test subjects who are willing to avoid sharing needles, getting gay married, or visiting San Francisco. Venture capital, here I come!

And while I'm here, I'll post it again in case you haven't seen it.

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Ebolite 08/02/15 (Sun) 06:02:09 900ea0 No.27022

>>27021

most if not all vaccines are administered to otherwise healthy patients to avoid complications from an already compromised immune system. this is why when you get a flu shot they (usually) ask you if you have been ill lately. other childhood vaccinations are the same way. vaccines are not a cure after-the-fact, they just reprogram the immune system to fight off any future potential infection. it only makes scientific sense they'd want their first trial to use subjects who are as clean as possible, especially in a phase 1 study. obviously reuters (where most of the MSM gets their news from anyway) wants to spin a positive feel good story without the important details, its their job as spin doctors to do so.

as for ebola-chan's chances? anyone who's already been infected and is still fighting her off is pretty much fucked even if they shipped the vaccine TODAY. even so, it will take years before the complicated logistics of adminstering the vaccine to remote areas of africa can be overcome.

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Ebolite 08/03/15 (Mon) 06:34:39 900ea0 No.27030

>>27008

I think that Cure-Chan over here needs to learn what a cure is.

A vaccine is not a cure. If it was then we could say that we've "cured" the flu. We have not. A cure is not prevention.

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Ebolite 08/03/15 (Mon) 06:43:06 900ea0 No.27031

>>26999

Don't let your hopes down, friends. Viruses mutate all the time.

Ebola-chan shall triumph!

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