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>first to discover writing
There's a piece of stone in the Louvre that says otherwise.
>first to discover civilization
Babylon says what?
>first to establish multi continental empires
Actually, Carthage beat ya to it.
>first to explore the Americas
Turkomen say what?
>first to get Her Love multiple times over!
But never consummated.
Face it, Romafriends, you're well past your peak.