/doomer/ - Doomers Club★

keep drinking and it's all downhill from here faggot

>19

the door to get your life in order is still wide open, don't waste time, use it

>hebrew

>>15122 (OP)

>go on nightwalk

>still look like a student i guess

>go for a roundabout of the nearby college campus

>flip off a security camera in a wide space for interrupting my thoughts

>10 mins later, cop cars in the area like crazy

>go up a parking structure

>no joke, 7 different suicide hotline signs on every floor above the 4th

>go back down, see cop car again

>decide to walk back up

>cop car actually goes up the parking structure

>chill at the top, officer gets out

>tells me that because I'm not a student I need to fuck off

>ask him for a ride down, tells me to walk

Guess I must have looked like I was casing out cars.

Really lucky he didn't check me for weapons; had my knife on me but was considering earlier to bring my pistol.

>>15122 (OP)

>no joke, 7 different suicide hotline signs on every floor above the 4th

I wonder how suicide rates have progressed over the decades. Suicide data are always intriguing.

>tells me that because I'm not a student I need to fuck off

Wait, did they know that you weren't a student right away, or did the officer obtain the knowledge that you were not a student from inquiry? I ask because I'm curious to know of the progress of facial recognition and the quality of police databases. I suspect the military state is pretty advanced these days. That knowledge alone is depressing.

>>15134

The cop said there'd been three jumpers so far, but didn't give a timeframe. I'd guess over the past two years as the parking structure's new.

I told him I wasn't a student after he asked for my ID. I only brought my driver's licence and a credit card (went to the store to grab some drinks) along with my knife because I didn't want to lose anything if I got jumped.

Still a bit on edge because he reported my name to dispatch or something over the radio and I'd carved a cross into two of the signs with my knife.

>>15137

>I'd carved a cross into two of the signs with my knife.

lel

But, hanging out on top of a tall parking structure in the late of night is /doomer/ af. My favorite /doomer/ activity is driving on the highway at 1:00 am to an escort's apartment, preferably a 20 or so mile drive to give me time to enjoy the calmer roads.

>>15139

I mean, I checked beforehand for cameras watching the signs… but honestly, who the fuck actually monitors those at 1 AM?

Either way, the cop seemed less aggressive after I talked to him. He asked me three or four times why I was walking around and every time I said I was just walking. Fucking dork can't appreciate anything.

It'd probably cause more trouble than anything else, but I wanted to tell him that I was actually up there because I am scared of heights and peering off the ledges makes me feel alive.

Having an irrational fear of getting a police citation is fueling my fear-adrenaline fun, so I can thank him for that.

I also:

>whistled at a bunch of birds that kept calling until they shut up

>watched a girl with green hair sleeping or crying in her car

>heard a pair of girls, one consoling the other over something

>saw a guy walking a very shaggy dog

>passed a cop cruiser watching for people speeding

>tried to slide down a staircase banister

>walked along a bridge

>smelled someone's weird coconut shampoo from the street near the dorms

>went up to the train station, took the elevator down because I'd not taken one in a long time

I think I'm going to get a dictaphone or something so I can record me talking to myself and get shot by another dumbass pig who thinks it's a tazer while I roam.

>>15136

I'll make sure to look into them, thanks.

>always wanted to be chemist

perfect OP

you join my crime syndicate too

you will be in charge of the crack lab

I already have 4 guys together, hehe

>>15136

pol is Tedpilled? holy shit based. thought pol was gone for good