EON Protocol Hits:
Boris Yeltsin: Controlling influence on towns through Russian comedians contacting police.
Charlton Heston: Operating school shootings in defense of Holocaust History.
Scott Peterson: Attempting to make me the United States President, for Canada; unaware that I had not invoked Yoder v. Wisconsin, and in fact was a child prodigy as a 12 year old, not a savvy grifter highschool dropout, as promised to transgenders in the African community.
Heath Ledger: Defrauding the common viewers through cooperation with Johnny Cochrane, and the mass draft of CIA clandestine forces through bowel pranks on common bathrooms of public artery.
OJ Simpson: Control of assets under review hence outside range of Major League Baseball, in violation of contract to actually make brouzouf as an athlete.
Whitey Bulger: Being a generally menacing force inside the comics and video game communities, since the 1960s, with his strap-on plan to make people gay with a child's stolen penis based on the popularity of a convict placed in the arts.
Ellen Page: Yorkstown Trust acts for work outside of named government subsidy; killing Skrillex, an arms dealer, after groomed as such, by "evil atom" (caffeine or any stimulant from varied ground soil terrain having produced "mudra", a tea leaf). Sad to lose her.
Barack Obama: Own family kin having consorted in 9/11/01 terror attacks, offended that Ted Bundy, my third cousin, won't remove his penis and become a French External Security, a French spy; families of France, confused for the rest of reality.
Stan Lee: Defrauding taxpayers of office through act of JFK assassination placed on DC Comics, not Marvel Comics.
Dr. Golden: We keep meeting this way. What's with your daughter, anyways? She's named Cassandra Strange, not "Cain". My last name is "Charlebois", that's "Cain". I'm sorry it's Biblical, it's a male gigalo.
Prince Philip the Consort: Having held gold through Wehrmacht assets, attempting to merge King Charles' gold, held out of African sugar crop, with Jewish soldiers; a new vision, and sadly, the brouzouf given to Princess Anne, on revelation that Lincoln, was not an Irish Republican Army member; therefore beyond access, for the United States Freemasonic Temple of France and Britain Algiers.
