No.389028
I'm thinking about buying a granite dildo.
I've experimented with a few matrerials so far, and I feel like the soft stuff doesn't really do much for me. It doesn't quite stimulate, because it gives way too easily I guess.
I'm intrigued by the idea of putting something made of nature into my butt. So I thought about getting this dildo made of granite. I have tried with a pestle we've got at home before, and I always liked it, though it's rather small, but I think the material does something.
Maybe granite has some bio-energy conducting properties or something. It's more like a spiritual friendly material, I guess :3
Any of you ever tried something like this? Maybe like a dildo made of some crystalline material like quartz or something?
>please respond
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No.389041
Looks nice, and if the material is good, go for it.
That said, remember to get something with a flared base or it's a trip to the ER waiting to happen. Most dildos are made for vaginal use, this one included. Vaginas have a closed end, so they can't get stuck up there; your ass doesn't, though.
Be safe and fap happy, anon.
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No.389042
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No.389133
>>389041
it's 21 cm long, I don't usually go over 16cm into my anus, because it starts getting uncomfortable, so no problem there
I'm also interested in getting this one.
>pic related
It's made of rose quartz, 7" long and 1.25 - 1.75" wide
"Rose Quartz is a stone of the heart, a Crystal of Unconditional Love. It carries a soft feminine energy of compassion and peace, tenderness and healing, nourishment and comfort. It speaks directly to the Heart Chakra, dissolving emotional wounds, fears and resentments, and circulates a Divine loving energy throughout the entire aura. Reawakening the heart to its own innate love, it provides a deep sense of personal fulfillment and contentment, allowing one the capacity to truly give and receive love from others."
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No.389342
some granite is radioactive or leaks gas. look it up and maybe save yourself from ass cancer.
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No.389345
>>389342
Not to mention porous. Borosilicate glass sounds safest to me from a hygiene point.
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No.389364
>I'm intrigued by the idea of putting something made of nature into my butt
Anon, that's what dicks are for.
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No.389368
Since it's natural stone it won't be toxic and in case someone finds it they probably will think it's just a stone in an odd shape. This is genius.
>>389133
Where can I buy this stuff?
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No.389388
>>389368
chakrubs, but they're out of stock atm apparently
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No.389628
>>389133
Even if you're holding on, you've gotta keep in mind that lube makes things slippery and there's always the chance that you might lose your grip.
Try something like these
https://www.etsy.com/ca/search?q=stone%20anal
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No.389691
>>389041
I've always wondered exactly HOW someone can get something "stuck" inside an orifice that's primary purpose is excretion. Seems rather impossible In my impressionable youth, I stuck any various types of objects up my ass, some of which didn't come out immediately. Yet they all came out after a short while sometimes with the next bowel movement. Why panic and go spend several thousand dollars?? You know why the doctors laugh at you, right? Because you're just giving them money for no reason at all.
You'd have to be a complete fucking moron to do this.
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No.389910
>>389691
Problem isn't just getting it out, it's getting it out without damaging your insides. Shove a banana up your ass and there's a good chance it breaks up in, turns, or scatches your colon. There was an Imam some years ago who died from precisely this.
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No.390026
>>389028
Lookup
MUD FOSSILS
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No.390045
>>389388
Scheiße. Trotzdem danke..
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No.390117
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No.390156
>>389910
First of all, most things in the ass don't break apart. If you're using a fragile dildo, you're an idiot. Second of all, people tend to forget that the colon isn't this delicate little piece of crepe paper that is never touched by anything, and that it actually pushes out QUITE SOLID shit, all day every day, for a lifetime and usually without tearing. If a banana is soft enough to break apart, it would be soft enough to not damage anything. People routinely get fucked by horses without dying, you know; just because one dumbass did die, doesn't mean that's typical. You're saying that because some people have a heart attack while exercising, nobody should ever exercise.
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No.390307
>>390117
Not sure. Some say I am (some guy, a gril and a tranny so far). Tragically I don't fall into the smoll femboi category tho and I am way too tall so nobody would like to top me probably…
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No.390316
if you stick glass up your ass then you shouldn't be surprised if it breaks, so don't do that! it's retarded!
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No.390336
>>390307
maybe you can still be cute, I'd really have to see, but I gotta be honest. I'm not into this "hey, let me see what you look like so I can know if you're fuck material."
I just can't have sex without love. Love often starts with sexual attraction in the first instance and that's how people often meet, which is fine and just the way it is, but there is so much more to life, you know.
Though I do want a really cute bf lol
But I've stopped really looking online for anything. At least for now, I dunno. I'm just a bit asexual, not because I'm against sex, but because I'm just not sexual, which is mroe like a need or a want. Whatever.
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No.390622
>bio-energy conducting
alright…
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No.390649
>>389041
Any rectal item for stimulation that has weight will come out fairly quickly. Don't worry. Even soft round items pass in hours.
Dangerous: sharp, too protuding, too large(soft)
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No.390737
>>390622
missing out on the more spiritual side of sex, fam
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No.390881
>>390737
Shoving a rock up your ass is not sex. You can't spiritually connect with an INANIMATE OBJECT.
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No.390886
>>390881
that's not what I meant desu
the penis is obviously also bio-energy conducting
loads of books have been written about this. it's basically tantra.
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No.390930
>>390886
Loads of books say the planet is flat, too. Don't believe everything in books.
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No.391031
>>390881
Orgone/Orgonite dildo would be great.
“A ‘pseudo-scientific’* concept variously described as an esoteric energy or hypothetical universal life force. Originally proposed in the 1930s by Wilhelm Reich, and developed by Reich's student Charles Kelley after Reich's death in 1957, orgone was conceived as the anti-entropic principle of the universe, a creative substratum in all of nature comparable to Mesmer's animal magnetism (1779), to the Odic force (1845) of Carl Reichenbach and to Henri Bergson's élan vital (1907).
Orgone was seen as a massless, omnipresent substance, similar to luminiferous aether, but more closely associated with living energy than with inert matter. It could allegedly coalesce to create organization on all scales, from the smallest microscopic units—called "bions" in orgone theory—to macroscopic structures like organisms, clouds, or even galaxies.
Reich stated that deficits or constrictions in bodily orgone were at the root of many diseases, much as deficits or constrictions in the libido could produce neuroses in Freudian theory. Reich founded the Orgone Institute ca. 1942 to pursue research into orgone energy after he immigrated to the US in 1939, and used it to publish literature and distribute material relating to the topic for more than a decade. Reich designed special "orgone accumulators"—devices ostensibly collecting and storing orgone energy from the environment—for improvement of general health or even for weather control.
Ultimately, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) obtained a federal injunction barring the interstate distribution of orgone-related materials, on the grounds that Reich and his associates were making false and misleading claims, and later jailed Reich and destroyed all orgone-related materials at the institute after Reich violated the injunction.
Reich rescinded the claim that accumulator could provide orgastic potency, but this was not enough to stop the action.
The National Center for Complementary and Integrative Health lists orgone as a type of "putative energy".
(It’s seen as a pseudo science but I call BS, why? Wilhelm Reich In Hell (a screenplay and play by Robert Anton Wilson)
“The great psychiatrist Wilhelm Reich once wrote, "No President, Academy, Court of Law, Congress or Senate on this earth has the knowledge or power to decide what will be the knowledge of tomorrow." In 1957, the government of the United States of America jailed Dr. Reich and burned all of his published works.
Wilhelm Reich in Hell provides a remarkable new look at the vilification and destruction of a great man who refused to bow to Gestapo tactics.”
Fascinated with the idea lmk if you find or make anything. Sex is very spiritual- Tantra is amazing. .
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No.391048
>>390881
I don't think this is what they meant by 'getting your rocks off'.
Also best captcha.
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No.391333
>>390886
>the penis is obviously also bio-energy conducting
That's why I said use a penis, not a rock. A rock can't conduct anything except heat from an external source, because it's a ROCK.
>>391031
>The government stops a man from defrauding the public with nonsense biology-and-physics-defying snake oil
>This must mean he was right, and just being oppressed!!
>His substance is powerful and everywhere, but of course cannot be seen or measured
You can add this one right next to the "magic carburetor" that could supposedly enable any engine to get a thousand miles per gallon of gasoline, except the government and oil companies keep it under wraps. Anyone with even a primer knowledge of chemistry knows that this is bullshit unless that carburetor is performing fucking nuclear fusion on the gasoline.
Reminds me of a short story I read as a little kid, where a salesman visits a small town and sells the folk there cans of a special stuff that's invisible and odorless and tasteless, but makes everything you sprinkle it on just a little bit better than it was before. Of course they're just empty cans, but it takes the townspeople until the end of the story to figure out how hard they got duped. Maybe if you'd read that story, too, you wouldn't be such a retard.
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No.391694
>>391333
Mud Fossil University and JayDreamersZ on YouTube
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No.393545
>>389028
If you want something made of nature, what is wrong with putting a dick up there?
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No.395071
>>389368
>Since it's natural stone it won't be toxic
Arsenic is natural, you fucking moron.
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