/cow/ - Lolcows

My name is Rose Shengmei Chisholm. Always throw a chair at a mass shooter. In United States, there are more chairs than people. I stunned the gunman for 5 seconds so my husband could shoot him, but someone else could have shot him. Everyone had a gun. Because I am an invisible person (fat Asian woman), I was able to drag the chair 50 ft without the gunman noticing.

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Every public place has a suicidal person dreaming of being a hero. I am not trying to be famous. A fat Asian woman can never be famous. I am trying to see if I can get banned from 8 Chan since I got banned everywhere else. Throwing chair worked really well for me before the Irish mob came after us. I am a scientist with two masters from Texas A and M (easy to verify). I had a theory about mass shooting which is obviously impossible to test in the lab setting. So I sat in a McDonald's for Central Americans for 5 years to test my theory. Got banned from McDonald's afterwards.

There are members of the Houston Police Department that are in the Irish mob. I am attaching a conversation with Detective Blanco for context. *link removed*

Nobody is this incompetent, therefore it must be deliberate. Please save this link. HPD deletes my posts quickly. HPD has a policy of not interacting with the troublemakers. If you share this, they will leave you alone. God told me to take them down.

Be as mean as possible. I can take it. Controversy sells. This information needs to be out there.