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30d7ec  No.859125

Allow me to introduce you to une of the biggest cucks in Black Twitter, Shawn Houston, aka The Silkiest (formerly Epic_Kx). Shawn spends most of his time tweeting about terrible rap tracks, fried chicken, wrestling, X-Men and insulting people who likely have legitimate reasons to be emotionally attached to things they like.

He is a ResetEra poster, which already speaks volumes about his character, and criticizes capitalism while sinking money into whatever bumfuck game he likes. But what most people do not know is his dark past.

Shawn is a Chicago native, and during his time there, fucked a white woman named Jessica. He was so atrocious in bed, so unexciting, so sleep-inducing, Jessica swore off fucking men and became a lesbian. She never told Shawn her reasons for coming out, which is why they remain friends to this very day.

Some time later, he moved to Georgia and started an online relationship with a Filipino, Mexican-telenovela-gif-abusing, feminist thot known as Patricia (@powerkranz). They got along well, but at some point, Patty, believe it or not, cucked him with his ex-girlfriend Jessica by doing erotic roleplays in private messages. A normal man would've cut off contact with both of them, but since our lovely cuck Shawn values "respecting women" over self-preservation, he is still friends with the two of them.

His family is also incredibly disjointed - his mother has had up to five lovers by this point, and his family spends all their money on frivolous shit, but refuses to spend a cent on little cuck Shawn because he is that worthless. He recently had a Lyft driver try to cancel on him because he could feel his cuckold smell from miles away - you can see his posts about this on twitter, shouldn't be more than a week away.

Finding him shouldn't be too difficult, he uses the "thesilkiest" name on basically every social network he uses.

4e45c7  No.860573

He's in a couple Discord servers I'm in, I'll post screencaps of it if you guys want.


5f4508  No.860635

>>860573

send them


c17f97  No.860658

>>859125

I honestly have no interest in following any nigger cows, no matter how autistic they are


bb0635  No.860801

>nigger

>retardera poster

>is such a faggot he turns women gay

>still friends with women that cheat on him

>not even his family likes him

>commie

wew lad

I always wonder how someone can be this pathetic and not neck themselves.


4993ac  No.861141

back in the good old days i used cheatengine on warthunder during the beta and gave myself 150k golden eagles.

Still stopped playing that fucking terrible WOT clone though.

this is a shit thread tho, if you're going to tell us he's a cow and not show us cow material then why even bother


8f4324  No.861784

>>85912>>860573

>>860573

Please do anon, this fucking retarded nigger cuck likely deserves it


03e659  No.861813

Has he been involved in any of REEEE's attempts at ruining people's lives over bullshit? He seems like exactly the kind of pussywhipped slackjaw that would buy into that kind of shit.


4e4779  No.865147

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>>861813

>>861784

He currently resides in two discords, one about Xbox ( a place that has a very low bullshit/autism tolerance), and one about le ebic pee cee gaymurz, he's more active in the PC one, you're gonna have to do some spying on Era in order to find an invite.




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