0c76a5 No.519199
Last one is about to hit bump limit
It seems that the "friendship" between null and chris might be collapsing, and null only got in chris' good graces in the first place the same way idea guy did. kinda hypocritical if you ask me, what do we all think?Where will chris end up a month from now?
ceeb2b No.519352
The cwcki is down, so why is everyone so butt hurt to provide what they know to build a new repo of Chris' wacky and zany adventures?
a43f63 No.519356
I hope Chris goes to a maximum security prison and gets raped to death by a pack of niggers as poetic justice for all his crimes
bb3cd5 No.519403
Dan Rather: *looking very solemn* This is a CBS News Special Report. We're going live now to Midlothian, Virginia, where it appears that there has been what is being described as a mass shooting incident.
*A live video appears on the screen, showing dozens of students running out of a high school with their hands above their heads as police officers swarm the scene.*
Rather: It's being reported now that several students have been injured, but police are currently unsure of the exact count of casualties or of the identity of the shooter, who is said to still be in the building. Police have entered the building and are actively searching for the shooter.
-from a CBS broadcast at 11:16 AM on February 14, 2001
(…)
Dan Rather: We can now report to you that there have so far been eight people confirmed dead and ten people confirmed injured in the shooting incident at the high school today. As you can see on the screen, there are not only a massive amount of police vehicles but also a large amount of ambulances, and…there you see on the screen a student who is being wheeled into an ambulance.
*A student is laying on a gurney, awake and conscious and talking with paramedics as blood runs down his arm. Meanwhile, several police are seen outside the school, talking to one another.*
Rather: Right now we are hearing from police that the shooter, and at this time we believe there was only one, has been found dead of a self-inflicted gunshot wound in the school's cafeteria. We do not have the identity of the shooter at this time, though it is believed now that the shooter is not, as was previously reported, a current student at the school.
-from a CBS broadcast at 11:37 AM on February 14, 2001
bb3cd5 No.519404
*The camera switches from an overhead view of the school to a police press conference, where the chief of police is speaking.*
Police Chief: And we can now confirm that there have been 21 people killed, including the shooter. *there is a very quiet but audible gasp from the reporters as this number is read* We have 19 injured people that have been taken to area hospitals, six of them in critical condition. We can now also positively identify the shooter as a Mr. Christopher Weston Chandler. This individual was 18 years old and graduated from this school last spring. Mr. Chandler was found in the school cafeteria, where nine other bodies, including eight students and a school resource officer, were found. He had a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the side of his head. We believe that Mr. Chandler originally entered the school and went to a classroom, where he shot several students and a teacher. He then went down a hallway, continuing to discharge his weapon, until reaching the cafeteria. By then, SWAT teams had been called in, and were surrounding the school and preparing to enter when Mr. Chandler took his own life. We will now be taking questions at this time. (Reporter: "Do you believe he had any help, considering the number of people who were killed?") We have no reason to believe that any other person was involved in this terrible crime. This appears to us to have been the work of this one individual. (Reporter: "Do you have a possible motive?") Right now, we don't want to speculate on what Mr. Chandler's motive could have been. We will be spending the next days and weeks dissecting all aspects of this tragedy and we will certainly be speaking to many of the people who knew Mr. Chandler to learn why he did this and if at any point he could have been stopped.
-from a CBS broadcast at 11:50 AM on February 14, 2001 (also broadcast on all the major broadcast and news networks)
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Dan Rather: And…we can now report that one of the injured students has died at a local hospital, during emergency surgery. That brings the total number killed, including the shooter, to 22. That makes this the worst mass shooting incident in America since the shooting in Killeen, Texas nearly a decade ago.
-from a CBS broadcast at 1:47 PM on February 14, 2001
bb3cd5 No.519405
"It was about 11 in the morning, maybe a little before that. I was in honors English class, it was right before lunch and Ms. Rhimes was teaching us about the Harlem Renaissance. We were studying a poem, going back and forth discussing what it meant when the door opened. Of course back in those days nobody kept their classroom locked, what was the reason for it? There'd been school shootings before, but….two, maybe three killed tops? You heard about them on the news from time to time but it was never a big deal. The door opened and we saw somebody come in. He looked….well he looked nervous but he also looked very angry. He was shaking. Ms. Rhimes, she seemed to recognize him and said 'can I help you?', but with somewhat of a stern look on her face, like it was someone who she'd had issues with in the past. I'll never forget the look on his face when he turned toward the rest of the class and took out that gun. Then he just started firing. Randomly, right at us, seemingly targeting the girls but I saw a couple of boys go down too. Immediately, Ms. Rhimes, she…she lunged at him, but she wasn't fast enough. He turned toward her and fired, twice. She went down…. but not all the way down, she kept coming at him, she tried to tackle him but she just seemed to make him stumble back a bit. But…..but that gave us all the time we needed. Somebody rushed over to the window and yanked it open, tore out the screen and leapt outside into the grass. He turned toward us as we ran for the window and fired a few more times. A bullet went right past my head….I didn't look back. I heard the screams, I felt somebody's blood splatter on me but I didn't dare look back. I heard him reload, but by then I was already outside, and two of my classmates fell on top of me. I didn't hear him fire anymore….I guess he must've gone into the hallway by then. I could hear some of the people who'd been hit, crying out… I….I didn't stay behind. Some of my classmates stayed behind to help them to their feet but I….I was too much of a coward. I just kept thinking, 'what if he comes back?' ….I'm sorry."
-a former student's account of the Valentine's Day Shooting from the February 11, 2011 episode of ABC's 20/20, commemorating the tenth anniversary of the event
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"The American people have seen tragedy before, both from natural disasters and from acts of mass murder like today's terrible killings. We can't let fear and anger divide us, but must instead let courage unite us. We must come together with the people of Midlothian, who have lost sons and daughters and friends and loved ones. In times like these, the grief can be overwhelming. But in this dark hour, we won't forget the 18 students and three staff members who died in today's tragedy. We won't forget the courage of Shonda Rhimes, the brave English teacher who threw herself at the shooter so that her students could survive. We won't forget the courage of the first responders, the brave police officers and paramedics who put themselves in harm's way to prevent an even greater loss of life. We will pray for those still bravely recovering from their injuries. And we will help the victims and their loved ones heal."
-from Al Gore's speech on February 14, 2001, addressing the nation and the day's tragic events
bb3cd5 No.519406
In the immediate aftermath of the Valentine's Day Shooting, there was of course an immediate controversy about violent video games after learning that the killer had played such titles as Unreal Tournament and Arbiter of Sin 2. Indeed, in his note, he had called himself "the Devil's servant" and that he would "kill angels" in his service, rhetoric that seemed to clearly be inspired by the game. However, Chandler's motives go deeper than just inspiration from a game. Indeed, the main target of his rage seemed to have been the teacher he killed. Shonda Rhimes started her career as a struggling screenwriter, who had written several spec scripts for television and film and had also written some plays, but after her attempts to break into Hollywood failed to pan out, she moved to Virginia and took a job teaching English while continuing to pen scripts on the side in the hopes that one of them would be her big break. She taught several English classes at the school, but was most devoted to her honors students. She originally met Chandler in her remedial English class, and though she initially tried to help him realize his potential as a student, his repeated rude behavior and sexist remarks regarding women caused repeated classroom incidents, including an incident where Rhimes recommended Chandler for suspension after she caught him stalking a female classmate on numerous occasions. She was said to be "very disturbed" by what Chandler, in one of the journals investigators found after the shooting, called his "girl quest", in which he tried repeatedly to find a "boyfriend-free girl" to date. Upon seeing that he was making some of his fellow students very uncomfortable, Rhimes pulled Chandler aside and strongly suggested that he cease such activity, which seemed to be the cause of the initial tension between the two. During the shooting, Chandler seemed to target female students: of the 18 students he killed, 14 were female.
But violent video games weren't the only target of popular outrage after the shooting. The fact that Chandler was initially reported to be autistic (though this was later determined to be untrue by most psychological analysts) led to an unprecedented backlash against autistic children, including those who showed signs of Asperger's syndrome. The anti-autism backlash become so severe that Doug Flutie, quarterback of the Buffalo Bills and father to an autistic child, led a national PSA campaign demonstrating that autistic children were no more dangerous than other children, and are in fact much less likely to commit acts of violence in school or elsewhere. Despite the numerous PSAs, the shooting incident has had an effect on the perception of autistic children that continues somewhat even to this day. The anti-Asperger's backlash was also so severe that for a time, the offensive term "sperg out" became a synonym for committing a psychotic rampage, much like the term "go postal" entered the popular lexicon after the Edmund, Oklahoma postal worker massacre of the late-1980s. The backlash against autistic children also fueled the "anti-vaxxer" movement amongst a number of celebrities and so-called experts that also persists into the present day. While violent video games, which by 2001 had become a mainstream segment of popular culture, found millions of ardent defenders amongst the American public, autistic children had far fewer people to speak up for them, and the backlash against them remains one of the biggest tragedies to stem from the 2001 Valentine's Day Shooting.
-from an article on Gawker.com posted on February 14, 2016, commemorating fifteen years since the Valentine's Day Shooting
c13170 No.519409
Why aren't people backing up all of the CWCki's cocks? Marvin is one of CWC's biggest asskissers on Foxdick and Null has threatened to get the CWCki shut down a million times before.
78f7e5 No.519415
I'm not reading through 400+ pages of pure autism and faggotry from the last. Someone one sum up what happened since he assaulted people at the con he had a meltdown at, and how is Anna involved (When I tried to read that thread, I saw her name listed).
9bf9f9 No.519527
>>519415
Autism is all you're gonna get, anon.
2ae9ab No.519528
I tried to read through the last thread but it was shit. Every post was about some retarded forum drama with every post assuming you know who these off-site namefags are, and assuming other people care.
f54271 No.519535
>>519527
Chris cant even make the knock-offs models he makes smooth or he puts on paint too thick.
ea480a No.519538
>>519535
good fucking luck painting that much yellow with a brush and getting it smooth. Needs an airbrush or a spray can.
ceeb2b No.519539
>>519527
He took Sonic and painted it yellow? Wasn't he the one that maced a guy in Gamestop because he was arguing that Sonic's arms aren't blue?
d86a63 No.519545
>>519539
There's a way to troll him if you can set it up properly. Pretend to be some autist Jace Conners style and go on a rant about how sonichu isn't CANON to either Pokémon or sonic.
ea480a No.519552
>>519545
If you plan to do something or want it done then don't post about it in public you retard.
1e2028 No.519566
>>519527
How do I get into contact with Chris to offer him money for that fuckin' Sonichu figure? Holy God damn
ceeb2b No.519574
>>519566
Probably through his ebay account. I think it's pristinechristine or something gay like that.
d86a63 No.519575
>>519552
I'm not doing shit and don't plan on doing shit I'm just pointing out to all the summerfags who say people should troll Chris but are too lazy and retarded to do it themselves that it's not hard to come up with good ideas and if they weren't such lazy fags they could troll Chris themselves.
1e2028 No.519578
ceeb2b No.519597
>>519578
Sure. How much are you going to offer him?
f54271 No.519701
>>519538
So what is it that he is using for filler to make the sonichu's ears longer, because Jesus that looks worse than when people stimple glocks.
284b42 No.519739
>>519701
Model magic most likely. One part of Chris's autism that I can't wrap my head around is how he takes $5 worth of art supplys and craps out something so bad it's cringy then actually believes it's worth hundreds of dollars. I think what Chris really needs these days is more people to directly tell him that he sucks.
284b42 No.519747
>>519739
Or a good kick in his unclit.
78f7e5 No.519825
>>519527
Guess I'll try to stomach the last thread, and see how that cunt Anna is involved.
d86a63 No.519833
>>519825
>>519825
How fucking retarded are you? Anna is the first person who ever wrote on the internet about Chris and his weird attraction signs in a MySpace blog before trolls had even discovered him.
She eventually got trolls remorse and became friends with him but she still likes to try to be the only person who talks to him online even though she only talks to him every couple of months or so. And when Chris told her that he was being extorted out of money by trolls she basically said "sorry lol I have finals"
78f7e5 No.519836
>>519833
>Defending Anna
Fuck off. She's just as responsible as Borb to some extent, and just as much of a piece of shit as everyone in Chris's life. She reinforced his antics when he bitched about Megan when he brought her up years ago through coddling. You know what she did when his house burned down? Jack fucking shit for Chris while stupid weens and foxdickfags gave him money like dumbfucks. She didn't even feel bad for him losing his house. What a great fucking friend. Then she tries to troll shield him when other weens and faggots went after him like a two-faced bitch.
d86a63 No.519839
>>519836
Didn't try to defend at all maybe it's just hard to read tone in text.
I just wanted to convey that she was one the first people to write about Chris online be now she tries to monopolize her friendship with him just like the foxdicks
ea480a No.519847
>>519701
I have never paid attention to what materials Chris uses to make his trinkets. I just know about painting stuff and painting yellow is a bitch.
>>519836
All women are psychopaths like this. They are extremely good at mimicing human behaviour but this is their true nature.
d86a63 No.520123
Chris trying to drag a writer for Marvel into his hemisphere of bullshit and gets shut down.
ea480a No.520135
>>520123
Someone really should call the mental health people around Chris. Say there's a man living with his dementia riddled mother who's ranting about going to other dimensions and people from them talking to him. Say you're very concerned about his mental health.
ceeb2b No.520140
>>520135
If we had the videos of him hitting himself, that would easily be enough to get him locked up for 72-hours involuntary.
a7a6ac No.520152
>>520140
>>520135
Question is what would happen after that 72 hours
ceeb2b No.520159
>>520152
He would either have to go to court and defend himself because the doctors think he should stay or the doctors let him go.
a7a6ac No.520189
>>520159
Any serious case study on CWC should conclude he isnt fit to live alone. Hes a risk to himself and others. Etc.
I just dont see CWC getting the involuntary holding beyond the 72 hour initial.
d86a63 No.520196
>>520135
>Someone really should call the mental health people around Chris. Say there's a man living with his dementia riddled mother who's ranting about going to other dimensions and people from them talking to him.
This is Chris we're talking about, people have been calling the police and social services on his family for over a decade now on a daily basis. I'd imagine that new hire training for public service in Ruckersville includes a talk about receiving phone calls of retards screaming JULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY and hanging up.
ceeb2b No.520197
>>520189
All it takes is that initial 72-hour hold. Police have to investigate any mental health case they are called to.
578702 No.520316
>>520140
There are vids of him shaving horrifyingly badly, tell them this man shouldn't be handling sharp objects.
ceeb2b No.520403
>>520316
They might buy it.
ceeb2b No.520515
>>520506
Yeah, I can see this guy getting locked up in a mental home for the rest of his life.
26bbfe No.520564
>>520123
>facepalming and condescending at somebody like a child, virtually eyerolling, because they don't believe in alternate reality toon worlds
A kick in the unclit is too kind.
26bbfe No.520565
>>520506
>Generation 5 must NEVER HAPPEN
Holy shit is this blarms 2.0!?
cead23 No.520570
ceeb2b No.520573
>>520570
>It was a gift from a fan.
Must be a real hard life for that fan when Chris-chan is the person you make and send gifts to.
d86a63 No.520589
>>520573
A gift from a fan most likely translates to "an offering from a foxdick to try and get his foot in the door to the Inner Circle 2: Electric Boogaloo"
7b2f82 No.520591
>>520506
Talking so much, but saying so little
a07e33 No.520594
Is Chris gonna get arrested again after he maces a toy store worker in the girls toys aisle after they tell them that it's not up to them how Hasbro made the MLP downies look and call him "sir" when they tell him to leave the store?
a7a6ac No.520601
>>520594
What toy store? He's already banned from any retail outlet with a toy section in his area.
Chris basically does all his shopping online at this point, part of the reason he hasnt been producing lulz
2b6f71 No.520638
Am I crazy or is his art actually improving this time?
a07e33 No.520642
>>520601
Why Dosent he just drive a distance away till he finds a shop willing to serve him?
We know from past experience he has no issue dropping everything he's doing and going on a cross country trip under even the most stupid pretences?
ceeb2b No.520655
>>520642
Did he get his car back from the shop after it was """overheating"""?
22d79b No.520659
>>520638
no his art is bad and will always be bad
d86a63 No.520663
>>520655
People donated money to get the car fixed, he took Barb's car to Bronycon and people donated money to fix that one too when the issue with the steering column arose.
>>520642
I think he does do that, but it's gotten so bad that he has to drive an hour to get anything done.
ceeb2b No.520676
>>520663
>ssue with the steering column
You mean turning the key?
a07e33 No.520719
>>520506
I jut don't understand…
Is it just his tism fucking up the way he describes his trains of thought or does he literally believe he "Talks" to the downies in the show / toys?
ceeb2b No.520723
>>520719
>apple jack is alacorn
>it's magic
>predicting the future
I know he is saying words, but none of it makes any sense.
>Heed my word Hasbro
>and make 5 more seasons of my shitty cartoon for girls
I wonder what he is going to do when they don't meet his demands.
22d79b No.520724
>>520719
Fat fucking retard believes he actually can talk to the fictional downies and can visit their universe with bullshit ass magical powers
a07e33 No.520730
>>520723
He's gonna get arrested in Rhode Island after he maces a desk woman at the Hasbro Corp HQ after someone emails him and convinces him to drive to road island by telling him he's the CEO of Hasbro and they want to make a sonichu action figure or some shit
ceeb2b No.520734
>>520730
I can see this happening. I would feel like shit though knowingly to screw with someone like that.
a07e33 No.520735
>>520734
>I can see this happening
It already happened once
>What is the Ohio / Julie Incident
ceeb2b No.520738
>>520735
How is this even possible?
a07e33 No.520740
>>520738
Back in 09 someone began posing as a woman called "Julie" (Complete with a stock image photo Facebook page) who was "madly in love with Chris" in order to solicite information out of him (iirc this is how the Audio of Chris admitting to drinking his own cum got out along with other degrading shit)
They then managed to convince Chris "Max" "Julie's" brother had teamed up with "Clyde Cash" (Another troll who was Chris's nemisis at the time but that's a whole other story) and that both of them were part of a secret club called "the Miscreants" whose sole goal was to make sure Chris had never got layed and that they had "kidnapped Julie"
They managed to convince Chris to leave his house without telling his parents and drive all the way to a address in north Ohio for a "final showdown with Clyde Cash"
ceeb2b No.520741
>>520740
It's a wonder why Chris still posts online after that. If he is capable of driving on interstates, it begs the question why he doesn't have a job.
7e3127 No.520751
Every time I come to /cow/ I expect to find a sticky about how Chris is in the hospital from a botched suicide attempt. Things have gone so far downhill and it's just sad
71b92a No.520759
Trolling Chris aint the same as before, shit has changed. Chris will only start opening up, when you interact, stroke his ego and delusions for weeks. And even by then, u are most likely discovered by foxdick and the null crew. So nowadays, its just all sit and wait, hoping chris goes homeless or goes full blown fucking schizophrenic and make national news.
a07e33 No.520762
This shit about being able to speak to downies from another dimension because of a "Psychic link" is on par with the shit about how he thought the Binural beats or wtf ever he was listening to was making him grow a clit in 2014
And we know how that ended…
22d79b No.520766
>>520762
I'd say him believing in retarded fucking horses as if they fucking exist is worse. Chris is a fucking disease.
c10298 No.520787
>>520759
On top of that, Null and the Captain need to do the same thing the trolls need to do just to keep CHris from going even further off the rails. And even then they've apparently had a falling out.
I just want all this to END.
310e26 No.520795
>>520751
If anything that's less likely today than a couple years ago, I get the impression chris has learned to take advantage of his "fame" much more so than in the past and probably has quite an ego. The ideas guy saga proves he's still basically clueless but after all these years of massive attention he's become just slightly savvier about it. His attempts to profit off the attention and the fact he's been relatively successful (Someone bought the fucking sonic totem. I mean really?) probably has him convinced he's some kind of valued artist/celebrity. IF he does kill himself or commit some crime where he'll finally get in real trouble it'll be years from now where multiple things have collapsed for him. As of now he's probably pretty damn happy.
b0a0ce No.520831
>>519403
It's funny how the cwcki stated he lived in midlothian, when machester high school is central chesterfield county, midlothian is northwest chesterfield (I grew up in the midlo area). Midlothain and Bon Air were villages in the 19th century (Midlothian was a coal mining village, Bon Air was a retreat for aristocrats).
a7a6ac No.520833
>>520795
This.
He has even said in that one interview with those soyboys that he is a "minor celebrity" and shit. cwc's massive ego has only ballooned further. Suicide wont happen. Unless of course theres a snowball effect after his mom dies.
>>520787
This. I just want one grand finale of autism before the curtain drops and CWC vanishes. Dead, in a group home without internet, or homeless and off the grid. IDC. Just let this end.
a7a6ac No.520933
>>520506
This is utter insanity. holy shit. i mean there is a huge casefile at hand for any worker that wants to lock up chris.
Homelessness, if it does occur, will utterly break chris. Imagine the ravings after 1 year of homelessness. Surely he'll be a wino the whole time to boot.
22d79b No.521250
>>520787
Captain and Null or Chris and Null?
cuz its good to see fattie retardo actually getting wise
d86a63 No.521265
This is how Chris dresses for a mental health evaluation by the way. Also how is Bryan Silva still alive?
ceeb2b No.521267
>>521265
He's still Chris-chan. The dick hating, dyke loving, China.
ea480a No.521287
>>521265
How the fuck do you dress like that and not end up be evaluated insane?
a07e33 No.521295
>>521269
This is one time I Hoped a altercation between a driver and police went badly
a07e33 No.521297
>>521265
Who Sent him for the Evaluation this time? His Mother? Police? AutismBux centre?
d86a63 No.521308
>>521297
It was part of his plea deal with the trespassing charge.
02f2d7 No.521315
>>521269
Am I missing something here? Why is someone who doesn't know who Chris-chan is inside a vehicle with Chris driving?
Chris does Uber/Lyft now?
7b2f82 No.521317
>>521265
Glad to see he’s wearing his newly spray-painted shoes
71b92a No.521343
>>521315
Nah man, he went to meet up with his foxdick tard wranglers in BronyCon, and Chris driving his mom's minivan drove the foxdicks back to their hotel.
Fun Fact, the minivan broke down on the way back to virginia, and Chris made a panic video which is pretty funny.
ceeb2b No.521353
>>521269
He's a big celebrity by the way. Look him up by the way on the internet when you have the chance. Christine Weston Chandler loves cakefarts.
02f2d7 No.521354
>>521343
I remember that but it was several weeks ago, I thought this video was new.
When I asked the question, though, I didn't notice that Chris was relaying his e-celebrity status to a squeegie guy outside the car and not the people in the back of the car who would presumably already be aware of who he is because I don't see total stranger being comfortable being driven around by someone with obvious mental health issues.
d86a63 No.521357
>>521353
why… would you have that faggot shit saved?
ceeb2b No.521369
d86a63 No.521389
>>521369
OK but that still doesn't explain why you have what is arguably gay porn of a fat autistic furry retard saved. Don't get me wrong Chris is great for a laugh but that's just weird as fuck.
ceeb2b No.521394
>>521389
It brightened up this thread, did it not?
d34592 No.521427
>>521265
>downy get a medalion, too
d34592 No.521429
>>521287
it's the current year, anon
now if he showed signs of toxic masculinity on the other hand…
d637b1 No.521500
ceeb2b No.521811
>>521803
Give him some more cake farts. That will shut him up.
8572a6 No.521819
>>520197
AUTISMSPEAKS PROTESTS POLICE KILLING OF TRANS WOMAN WIELDING TRANSFORMER
8572a6 No.521822
>>520723
>I know he is saying words, but none of it makes any sense.
This is how crazy people get to sounding like crazy people. They have such a complex backstory in their head that they spit out nonsensical bits of it, exasperated that you can't figure out the context.
You can sit and listen to the context but it is never worthwhile. Unravel Chris' insane "CPU" universe and it's something akin to the story a 5 year old makes up when playing with dolls. It's rubbish.
Now imagine you saw this video not knowing Chris, or better imagine he said it to you on the street. You'd probably call the cops, esp with those weird autistic facial expressions.
ceeb2b No.521823
>>521819
Brilliant and plausible.
d86a63 No.521824
>>521500
>not wanting to see a retarded faggot's ass and nutsack is a bad thing
ceeb2b No.521825
>>521822
How people don't call anybody anytime they see him is beyond me. I mean, when he was in that church group, how the hell did they not call someone to immediately put him into a home right then?
7b2f82 No.521828
>>521824
I don’t feel anything looking at that thumbnail. If you didn’t want to watch why did you click on it? Did you get an erection and your repressed homosexual urges came to the surface? The shit’s tame as hell if that bothers you so much you are a normalfag plain and simple
f252d8 No.521838
>>521353
>what the hell am I doing here?
Even he doesn’t know kek
a07e33 No.521846
Ok let me get this straight
So Chris believes there is a Alternate dimension where all the characters he likes Downies / Sonichu / Sailor moon wtf else live together and xe is able to use "magic powers" to go there and communicate with them or some shit?
And he also believes all creatures can do this (That rant against the Marval bitch) and this line of thought is normal?
a07e33 No.521848
>>521846
>He believes all creatives can do this
Fix
ceeb2b No.521849
8572a6 No.521853
>>521825
I think most authority figures outside of the home after high school (so manajerks, cops, judges) just took for granted that he was retarded. That's why he was often banned "unless you come with your parents" – something no one would say to a "high functioning autistic" guy in his 30s. So yeah, everybody pretty much did call everybody.
>>521846
> to go there and communicate with them or some shit
Also they have magic powers. Remember Magi-Chan is basically omniscient and all-powerful, and that's his husbando/waifu now, so Magi-Chan is constantly passing revelations using his psychic powers on to Chris.
In return, Chris fucks them in the ass and impregnates their hedgeboy puccis.
ceeb2b No.521856
>>521853
Chris-chan is a pervert. He shouldn't be allowed anywhere that kids might be, even if their parents are around.
a07e33 No.521885
>>521853
>>521825
I suspect that once Barb dies chris will be put into some sort of facility once he has his next run in with the law
Unless null raises enough money to hire a lawyer good enough to convince the Judge Chris is mentally competent of course :)
67754c No.521888
>>521846
yes, it's called cwcville. now, joshua wise and this neptunia universe validated him
a49a80 No.521925
>>521353
He ended up eating that cake later didn't he? Probably even offered Barb a slice
ceeb2b No.522114
>>521885
That would be the best place for him. It will keep out of trouble and he won't need to get a job.
>>521925
Knowing Chris-chan, probably.
d86a63 No.522155
>>521925
This was a comment he posted about it on the Planet Dolan reddit in a thread asking "What's the dumbest thing you've spent money on?"
ceeb2b No.522160
>>522155
>made fake farting noises with his mouth
Sure.
b0a0ce No.522320
>>521853
>So Chris believes there is a Alternate dimension where all the characters he likes Downies / Sonichu / Sailor moon wtf else live together and xe is able to use "magic powers" to go there and communicate with them or some shit?
>And he also believes all creatures can do this (That rant against the Marval bitch) and this line of thought is normal?
>Also they have magic powers. Remember Magi-Chan is basically omniscient and all-powerful, and that's his husbando/waifu now, so Magi-Chan is constantly passing revelations using his psychic powers on to Chris.
What if legends are true
<yfw a portal opens up and we're all proven wrong
ceeb2b No.522395
Do we know if Chris-chan takes drugs: prescription or illicit?
a14d10 No.522399
>>521394
No, it really didn't.
a14d10 No.522409
>>522395
If I remember right he takes anxiety meds.
d86a63 No.522411
>>522395
He's talked in the past about his Valium prescription that he only uses as needed when he has stress or anxiety.
ceeb2b No.522413
>>522409
>>522411
Could that explain why he posts videos like cake farts et al and the un-clit?
a14d10 No.522423
>>522413
Not completely. This has gone beyond normal autism. Chris is bat shit insane. It won't be long now before his ego/dementia/tard rage get him into serious trouble.
67754c No.522424
>>522423
we already saw that with blarms, now, we wait for the good stuff. the only reason it hasn't gotten worse was because of all the attention he got as a "celebrity", and recently, from foxdicks as well, that won't last forever
d86a63 No.522426
>>522413
I personally don't think so. That was just basic ass gullibility on his part due to retardation and desperately wanting to believe his girlfriend's were real.
ceeb2b No.522444
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Chris may have started out with a message to the future, but he needs a message from the past.
a07e33 No.522500
>>522395
I wonder if he is still taking his Gender Dysphoria drugs?
a7a6ac No.522610
>>522395
He tried weed at some con once, didnt like it. He probably didnt inhale it properly and thus didnt feel anything. common for non-cig smokers that smoke weed
>>522413
No. chris is a textbook example of slipping into insanity. He started a bit off, childlike. Now hes full blown schitzo. Just like >>522423 said: he is a ticking timebomb. And CWC might be out of get-out-of-jail-free cards
>>522444 (checked and nostalgia'd)
RIP Old Chris. We are witnessing the death knells of a SJW infected tranny zombie. Bob's death also ended any chance CWC had for a normal life.
ceeb2b No.522774
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>>522500
I'm not sure. Was he ever taking chinese horse piss?
>>522610
I've been watching a lot of his old videos, mostly when Bob was still alive. I have to say, Chris was a jerk back then. And the whole Michael Snyder incident, that blows my mind. Chris thinks he is better than Snyder because he flipped him off? How does that make anything he did at the GAMe PLACe all right? In this video he insults and honest and true fan for no reason. Of course the fan responded and called him out.
92bd1b No.522793
>>522774
The old Chris videos aren't even him in control. Chris was being mostly a puppet in those, controlled by old guard trolls who were duping him to say this or that. This board has been infested by double digit IQ niggers lately who won't admit it, but that's how it went. So in those old vids for example the puppet masters told him to yell at people angrily because he needs to be aggressive and intimidating to be an attractive man - doesn't apply to him now anymore of course ever since those same people convinced him to be a tomgirl.
Those very same trolls who are still left today (and Josh) had a sudden change of heart in the recent years and now try white knighting Chris at every opportunity and will attack people who try to do the same now.
ceeb2b No.522800
>>522793
> Chris was being mostly a puppet in those, controlled by old guard trolls who were duping him to say this or that.
Who is this? Is this nool? Chris made those videos as """insults""" to the """trolls""". They weren't forcing him to be a dick to his honest and true fans. He did that himself.
This is one gay post.
7e1522 No.522803
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>>522800
Oh so you are exactly one of those people I was talking about. For shame.
Interviews like this are more accurate source how Chris acts on his own. Back in my school there was this mentally challenge kid who was convinced to drink toilet water because it would give him superpowers, Chris is just that except an adult and on the internet. You're honestly giving Chris too much credit and have fallen into marketing strategies of a Jewish manlet who still clings onto his achievement of putting on a pickle suit that one time.
ceeb2b No.522805
>>522803
I notice you completely ignored the part that I brought up about Michael Snyder with Chris-chan being rude and flipping him off not to mention him and his mother both ran over Snyder and at the trial Chris-chan called Snyder a "lying thief" after Snyder asked for leniency to prevent Chris from having a felony on his record. Chris-chan was a felon for a full year until the courts reduced it to a misdemeanor. Chris-chan was a felon by his own hand.
4a7a54 No.522811
>>522774
>And the whole Michael Snyder incident, that blows my mind. Chris thinks he is better than Snyder because he flipped him off? How does that make anything he did at the GAMe PLACe all right?
As >>522793 has said, all cocks that went down before Bob died was heavily influenced by PVCC faggots. Anyone who tells you differently is either retarded or former PVCC trying to perpetuate the cover up.
This faggot >>522800 here is either shilling for PVCC trolls or he's drank the Kool Aid.
ceeb2b No.522816
>>522811
Chris and his mother both ran over Michael Snyder. Trolls didn't do that. Get out of here nool.
ceeb2b No.522817
>>522811
>(1)
>>522803
>(1)
>>522793
>(1)
What a fag you are.
a43f63 No.522818
>>522811
>muh PVCC
Now stop defending a literal racist rapist.
f8771e No.522823
>>521265
tbh, Null, the Captain, and Marvin have become even more entertaining lolcows with their staunch protection of Chris
>>520759
Case in point, the foxdicks were so enraged that Bryan took this photo they got Chris to report Bryan to the clinic, the local police, and the FBI for violating HIPAA laws
d86a63 No.522845
The shitting up of this thread is retarded beyond belief. Chris and barb went back to game place because a troll told him that there was a new owner. Obviously this was a lie and everything that happened after they showed up was of their doing but the entire chain of events was set in motion by a pvcc fag putting the idea in Chris' head that he was free to return to the store.
As far as what others are saying regarding old cocks yeah the large majority of cocks before Bob's death was inner circle. Take >>522155 for example, Chris explicitly stated here that the cake fart video would not exist if his catfish girlfriend (a PVCC member) didn't pressure him into it. This is how it used to be, why don't you think that Chris makes videos that are as entertaining as his old videos? He'll, even shecameforcwc.jpg was egged on by trolls.
d86a63 No.522849
>>522823
>they got Chris to report Bryan to the clinic, the local police, and the FBI for violating HIPAA laws
Sauce?
ceeb2b No.522883
>>522845
No one forced Chris-chan to make a sign looking for a boyfriend-free girl. Which troll convinced him to cut his taint open? You are pulling at straws. Chris ran over Michael Snyder twice. He is violent and culpable for his actions. Stop shitting up this thread nool.
d86a63 No.522884
>>522883
<EVERYONE I DISAGREE WITH IS NULL REEEEEEERRRRREEEEEEEREEEEEEEEE
7b2f82 No.522898
>>522884
Only someone like Null or someone equally as autistic as him would white-knight Chris THIS hard
d86a63 No.522913
>>522898
My previous comment was more about how retarded you must be if you look bad through all the posts by my ID and actually think I'm null or a white knight.
As far as pre-internet Chris and his signs yeah that's autist as fuck and nobody can be blamed for that but him I'm talking about after his discovery by 4chan and ED when there was an entire forum dedicated to trolling Chris and they went to extreme lengths to get him to what they wanted. Never forget the fags over at PVCC bought a web domain, made a fictitious 'Tomgirls of Virginia' forum, filled it with posts to make it seem legit, and invited Chris to the forum in order to get him into the tranny bullshit in the first place. They also made the Trollin Train forum and invited Chris to it in order to get more cocks that yes, they didn't have to push him much to get funny shit out of him. (I.E. the extremely detailed fake story he made up about having gay sex with his friend that didn't exist, and the other story about how he tried to dig up his dead dog and he was haunted by a ghost)
All i'm saying is that not ALL his cocks was thought up on his own (I.E. the video where he wore black face, cake farts, the sex doll sex tapes, the don't trust them new homos song, etc)
Chris is a fucking retard, no doubt about it. But part of what made him such an easy mark was that he was gullible enough to do almost anything a troll told him to do. Everything he's done can't be blamed on the trolls but at the same time everything he's done wasn't all his original ideas.
22d79b No.522925
>>522898
basically if u see someone defending chris, its null. if they are calling someone hirtes then its confirmation becos in foxdick minds anyone who woulden't like chris = hirtes, whos a real chad and hero
ceeb2b No.522931
>>522913
Looks like you got called the fuck out nool. Way to admit to it as much.
10ad8f No.522950
Let's say hypothetically I figured out a way to gain access to one of Chris' emails. Are there any legal liabilities I need to worry about? Because I could see Nool and company trying to dox and get someone like that arrested.
ceeb2b No.522952
>>522950
>obvious bait
Get out of here.
a69c1e No.522959
>>522952
I'm not trying to get anyone to do anything I'm asking for myself and myself only be I'm not going to be sharing any details with any of you. I just thought I'd come here and ask because why the fuck would I ask a foxdick fag? I'm only asking what my own liability would be.
a69c1e No.522960
If you don't want to answer that's fine I'll drop it. But I thought you ask could give me some advice as to how retarded my idea is.
7b2f82 No.522981
>>522950
My advice would be don’t get caught and make it so you couldn’t be identified. Null and his tard wrangling goons will attack at any whiff of fun.
22d79b No.523026
>>522950
leak everything lol, send emails in Josh's name to fuck him over olo
71b92a No.523259
>>522960
I don't know how you got access to his emails, but if you can, try to do everything in a public library computer that has no trace to you or your ip what so ever. Download and upload everything in a public computer.
71b92a No.523260
>>523259
Or a public computer gaming cafe
1f1f44 No.523290
>>522883
Chris's trans antic all stemmed from whiteknight/troll hybrid Thetan telling Chris to 'get in touch with his feminine side', which he took literally.
You are gaslighting, and defending horrible people.
fa83e7 No.523315
>>521357
>>521389
You either archive everything or you don't. The day some anon wants to see that time "Chris farted on a chocolate cake because a troll convinced him to", you'll regret not saving that shit.
Don't get me wrong, it IS an abominable video from the pits of hell. But if you don't have it ready the day it is needed, you'll feel like it was an invaluable piece of art blasted into oblivion. You don't want to remember this video as some kind of masterpiece lost in time. Save it.
ceeb2b No.523353
>>523290
>(1)
I didn't ask about his tranny adventures. I asked who was the troll that told him to cut open his taint. I already beat you the fuck up nool. Chris-chan hit Michael Snyder twice with his car. Trolls didn't force him to do that. Trolls also didn't force Barb to subsequently hit Michael Snyder with her car either. Chris-chan is violent piece of shit that should have multiple felonies on his record including attempted vehicular homicide.
18f70c No.523364
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The corpse speaks once again, and Christine hopes to get $$$$ off of its back
458855 No.523365
ceeb2b No.523386
>>523364
Pawning shit from two felons. No one wants that.
87f5a9 No.523390
Did Chris finally suceed in his/her prostitution attempts even being it illegal into his/her State?
e591eb No.523404
>Muh drama
>No I'M better at defending tards than you
Retards deserve and solely exist to be bullied and anyone who says otherwise is a bleeding-heart retard
71b92a No.523525
Is trolling Chris off the table now? since he's under foxdick's protection.
ceeb2b No.523528
>>523525
No. Take whatever opsec you find necessary.
ceeb2b No.523554
>>523528
>>523525
It also depends what you mean by trolling. If you are telling Chris-chan his art sucks, then that's fine, because it does suck, but if you are trying to get him to hurt himself or his mom or to get him arrested, then that's fucked up and wrong.
1f1f44 No.523568
>>523404
Either you're not trolling, in which case you're a cunt, or you are, in which case you're making it easier for people who actually have this point of view to get away with it, which means you're a cunt. So you're a cunt.
Discovering Chris was a mistake. Lolcows were a mistake. The trolling of Chris, and arguments about them, will never end for as long as he lives. I want Chris to die. I don't care how. I just want it over.
458855 No.523573
>>523404
pretty much. but foxdicks are a social justice warrior group/site now, and chris is a tranny. what happens when a tranny is in trouble? what do social justice warriors do then? this isn't anything new or special, chris went from being a lolcow to just another tranny, and pvcc went from being a trolling site to being cows themselves, and gay ones at that. both deserve to be trolled equally
f1ad32 No.523606
>>523573
>chris went from being a lolcow to just another tranny, and pvcc went from being a trolling site to being cows themselves, and gay ones at that. both deserve to be trolled equally
then do it faggot, quit crying about websites here and actually go get cocks because right now the only cocks producers i see are the fags who just doxxxxed hirtes.
7b2f82 No.523642
>>523554
> but if you are trying to get him to hurt himself or his mom or to get him arrested, then that's fucked up and wrong.
Hello moralfag
e591eb No.523677
>>523568
How am I being a cunt? The thing here is that animals, for example, can rationally interpret the world around them and respond appropriately. Although that response may be, you know, not intelligent, because they're animals, it's proportional and sequiturial. They also have relatable emotions and in short you can empathize with them. Retards are not like that. They cannot interpret the world around them. They cannot respond appropriately to events, even if they could. Their emotions flux wildly and are completely unrelatable and contestable. They have no self awareness, they inherently can't understand society. Retards are literally, actually, unironically lesser than animals to point where they only exist for sane people's entertainment.
>>523573
True
276d06 No.523681
Real talk: how do we know its not early onset dementia at this point?
0ec416 No.523712
>>521353
this fucking spooked the shit out of me cause my names jack
1f1f44 No.523883
>>523677
You're gaslighting. There are people about who that is true but you want to slide the definition onto Chris, then onto other lolcows, until finally you've justified mocking all lolcows by rationalizing them all as retards.
8572a6 No.523894
>>523681
Barb? She definitely has dementia.
Chris? I don't think his cognitive skills have declined tremendously. He always believed there was a portal to CWCville in his bedroom, back in 2009 and probably before, he's just reacted against a world where there isn't much hope of improvement (as there still is when you're in your 20s) with a retreat into a fantasy. He learned he can change into a woman just by wanting it, why not the rest of it?
Where would Chris figure on this scale? The old definitions were far more helpful, I think. I would guess in the 70s but possibly lower.
ba594d No.523905
This retarded meme about foxdickers being SJWs needs to die. It has been Trump Farms and worse since well before Trump even got the Republican nomination.
Null, Weev and most of the "power users" are aggressive white supremacists, misogynists and/or homophobes.Just look at the "Articles and Happenings" board. It's an embarrassing alt-right circle jerk, as are most of the lolcow threads.
If you're a full-on 14/88 tard you'd be more at home with the foxdickers than you are here tbh, famalamadingdong.
5ca4ee No.523915
>>523905
The answer is neither. Most foxdicks are fart-sniffing ultra-centrist types descended from SA goons. Of course they'll sometimes appear as right wing and sometimes as SJWs because all that matters to them is believing they're smarter than everyone else. Just look how much butthurt weev causes whenever he posts his strong beliefs about race or whatever.
You'll still find SJWs and hardcore right wingers there of course because foxdicks isn't one person.
9847dd No.523931
>>523905
Both SJWs and alt-right shit is cringe at this point anyway because they have to inject it into everything they do or say
t. le enlightened radical centrist
19ab4d No.523936
>>523905
I just clicked on the latest post in a random thread and it was some fat girl crying about feelings.
Maybe you're just sensitive.
19ab4d No.523939
>>523936
Oh and I just had a look at the latest Wu thread.
Everyone is calling him "they" and "she".
458855 No.523963
>>523606
>butthurt /cow/s doxxxxxed some boomer furry retard that told them to fuck off, all while foaming at their mouth
nah, foxdicks are still bigger autists than hirtes could ever be. same with joshua wise, like doxxxxing him ever stopped him in his tracks. what a joke that website is
458855 No.523966
>>523939
of course they're a bunch of leftists. anyone whining otherwise is just a butthurt sjw who doesn't want to be called as such, or null, not much of a difference at this point. 5 minutes in that shithole of a forum shows you all you need to know
>>523894
>chris went from being a raging autist to a tranny
there is a connection to autism and gender dysphoria, anyone got a pic of what I am talking about?
ea480a No.523970
>>523883
Fuck off white knight. You need no reason to mock something, simply the act of mocking it is justification in and of it's self.
e591eb No.523971
>>523883
Are you just really dumb or are you unironically this desperate to defend Chris? How many public freakouts has he had over the years? Do you realize that he thinks cwcville is a real place? He is the absolute definition of a retard.
458855 No.523973
>>523971
>leftists/sjws
>rational
their reasoning is getting brownie points from defending a retarded tranny, this ain't rocket science
1365f7 No.524082
>>520135
>something that applies to 2/3rds of the tranny community
>expecting them to think its wrong
How new are you?
458855 No.524086
>>524082
most trannies don't talk about portals in their room that take them to cartoon dimensions tbqh
>>520135
go for it, man. chris still lives in ruckersville, right?
1365f7 No.524101
>>524086
Nah but they have similar levels of insanity about other things, like pic related
458855 No.524147
>>524101
no matter jow you slice it, chris is crazier than your average tranny, and his history of pepper spraying and other shit he's done aren't helping him
1365f7 No.524184
>>524147
>chris is crazier than your average tranny
Oh no doubt, but you're asking too much if you want other trannies to help him with his mental problems. They already deny their own crazyness all the time.
458855 No.524187
>>524184
nobody is talking about other trannies, he needs serious mental help, and that other anon was right on the money, I think some phone calls need to be made
1365f7 No.524191
>>524187
Like others have told you its already been done multiple times through the years
I used to think chris could turn around but he's almost 40 now and crazier than ever. What are the odds that he will turn his life around now?
458855 No.524201
>>524191
he won't, which is why i think locking him up, or at least making sure he has more supervision, is the best thing we can do for him
1365f7 No.524216
>>524201
Not a yank, how is free mental care over there?
8572a6 No.524317
>>524216
It exists but it takes some help to navigate. (This is deliberate, I'm guessing someone from the UK could understand as they try As far as people talking about Chris going to a "group home," that's a pipedream. There are many private ones, the public & subsidized ones have a waiting list that is longer than you can believe.
For Chris that is a long way off. First they'd just pump him full of anti-schizo meds. These things usually follow a gradient with gradually increasing dosages and different combinations, escalating into social work, therapy, etc. interrupted by arrests and jail sentences.
8572a6 No.524319
>>524317
>I'm guessing someone from the UK could understand as they try
… to bury you under paper, etc. there too from what I've heard.
ea480a No.524323
>>524147
Chris isn't crazier than your average tranny. He's quite sane compared to most of them because he's not outright crazy. He's just completely fucking retarded.
Take a dumb kit and put him in a fucked up environment and he'll go along with it. That's different to having someone who believes this shit and has a high enough intelligence to know better.
>>524187
You forget you live in clown world. A man saying he feels like a woman should be grounds for a mental health problem but they can legally destroy your life for calling him a man in some regions of the US. We're not dealing with a sane system here which can help Chris, it's only going to enable him and make him worse.
He has a psyche evaluation last week. Scroll up for the outfit he turned up in and he still passed it as being mentally capable. When a man turns up to a government sanctioned psyche evaluation in spray painted shoes and wearing a dress he should be put in a psyche ward for a week minimum. Instead he was let free.
>>524317
UK ones no better. If you ask for mental health help they pretty much tell you to fuck off. There's no real support system here. The NHS is really good if you have a cold or cancer but anything beyond that and you're navigating a bunch of bullshit and hoping you don't end up with a street shitter who half arses the job and leaves you in a worse condition.
3014b2 No.524332
>>524317
>>524216
basically in the 80s reagan shut down the asylums cause they were barbaric. Which many were.
Problem: nothing replaced em. so the street is america's asylum now. Someone like chris with half a toe in reality, a double digit IQ, and a rap sheet is destined to live on the streets.
ea480a No.524336
>>524332
They replaced them with mental health wards where they lock you in a ward with other crazies for a week and give you twenty minutes therapy a day. You're stuck there bored except for all the crazy faggots and occasionally 4 of the male nurses will have to jump a guy being especially crazy while a female nurse sticks a needle in his ass to make him chill for a few hours.
It makes people even worse than when they went in if they're having real problems and not just bat shit insane. They spend a week wallowing in their own misery and watching day time TV, fixing none of their issues, getting no real advice and then they're released back into the wild.
7944f3 No.524370
ceeb2b No.524394
>>524336
The difference is that when they leave they are pumped full of pharmaceuticals to (((balance their mood))).
3014b2 No.524447
>>524370
nope, youre just autistic.
9e2a4c No.524504
>>523905
Is this a copypasta
8572a6 No.524533
>>524332
>the street is america's asylum now
That and jail.
ea480a No.524535
>>524447
>>524370
So that's 3 different people. good ol' foxdicks paranoia.
>>524394
Some times they don't even do that.
ea480a No.524536
>>524533
>I feel depressed and lonely. I am mentally ill.
No, you're in fucking jail.
8572a6 No.524541
>>524536
From what I've seen they're referring to a transient population that repeatedly gets locked up because they're homeless and bipolar and randomly throw pee bottles at normies for interfering with their brainwaves.
This guy is an elected sheriff so I would guess it's highly politicized but all numbers like that are. Nobody tracks the number of homeless other than the people who have a financial incentive to want that number as high as possible, for instance.
I'd also guess that SSRIs would make the non-crazy jail population more docile, for which there will probably be some kind of scandal in the future.
But all that aside, the state still deals with lunatics and retards, they just catch them in the jails rather than the squalor of the mental hospitals in the '70s.
1365f7 No.524599
>>524317
Not a britcuck either but I get what you mean, like if theres no free healthcare why there would be free psych care either
>First they'd just pump him full of anti-schizo meds.
The moment the pills make sonichu and his psych dimension go away he will stop taking the pills. Maybe when his dad was still around and if he got chris the help he needed he would have forced him to take the fucking pills
>interrupted by arrests and jail sentences.
Wew, tho would a judge send a tranny to jail in current year?
Come to think of it, what if like other trannies chris gets sent to a womens jail? you think he'll finally get laid?
Even if he gets raped by a bicurious bulldyke it beats meeting bubba and tyrone in the showers
>>524323
>We're not dealing with a sane system here which can help Chris, it's only going to enable him and make him worse.
This, its too late
>>524332
>shut down the asylums cause they were barbaric. Which many were.
Yeah I saw that movie with jack nicholson, but no matter how you look at it the old system beats the current situation by a long margin. What happened is a bunch of libtards felt bad about muh nuthouse residents not living in a 5-star hotel so they let them free……..to literally eat trash on the streets, how is that an upgrade?
Besides theres some people who are too broken and crazy to live in this society, you simply can't let them roam free.
086686 No.524620
what the fuck is going on with chris? I'm sick of all the waiting and all the hirtes shittery, I want real c o n t e n t
ea480a No.524634
>>524599
There are a few very rare but functional ayslums today. There's a documentary on one for downies. They take downies and make them run a hotel while living there. Completely away from their family.
It's an asylum with a better name. Do all the same shit an asylum would do with slightly functional people. Instead of locking them in cells they give them gardening jobs, cooking jobs, makes them functional enough to hold down a low tier job when they leave the place. That's all asylums ever needed to do and goddamn I wish they did.
ea480a No.524639
>>524620
Go steal his sonichu amiibo and threaten to stick a fire cracker up it's ass then.
8572a6 No.524645
>>524599
The Feds just tore out the Obama-era guidelines and now use biological sex to determine placement (though they will make exceptions "in rare cases" which sounds… completely sensible to me). Turns out several female prisoners in Texas sued the Bureau of Prisons because putting them in the same cell with mentally ill men looks great at your Dem party fundraising dinner but is pretty dangerous IRL.
Chris will likely be in county or state lock-up in Virginia. I'm not sure what VA's policy is or if they even have one outside of keeping trannies in segregation wherever they are. My guess is one look at Chris, esp if he looks like this >>521265 and they'd put him in segregation anyway, even if he weren't wearing a skirt. He's one step away from gluing radio dials to his chest and wearing a frying pan on his head. He looks fucking insane, never mind the stuffed animals he's carrying around with him.
>>524336
When foxdickers have this fantasy of Chris living in a "group home," what they really mean is "Chris can do what he wants with his life… but I want an adult to watch over him because I'm not sure that's a good idea." There is no mental health care that fits this definition. State social workers can sometimes fill a role SORT of like this, but they're usually only involved when you're in the parole system.
1365f7 No.524714
>>524634
>They take downies and make them run a hotel while living there
Tho that sounds more like a foundation for downies that cant live on their own
You can't have a psychotic schizo carrying bags to rooms
>>524645
>putting them in the same cell with mentally ill men looks great at your Dem party fundraising dinner but is pretty dangerous IRL.
DAS RAYCISS
But seriously, did any FtM dykes get sent to men prisons at all? or they casually forgot about equality and shit?
>never mind the stuffed animals he's carrying around with him.
>"oh but >she looks adorable!"
Thats what tranny handlers will say, mark my words
>but they're usually only involved when you're in the parole system.
So after a wacko already went postal?
d86a63 No.524772
>>524620
<REEEEE I WANT CHRIS cocks BUT I'M A LAZY FAGGOT WHO CAN'T ACQUIRE IT MYSELF
71b92a No.524859
you know what is a good idea? somebody create a ebay account that sells the exact same thing as chris but at much lower price.
ceeb2b No.524881
>>524859
This is a good idea, but how would someone get the exact same items as him?
5e771a No.525122
>>524881
Just do something with fake listings I guess. The mere prescence of an exact or near exact copy of his inventory with rock-bottom priced would likely cause him to sperg out or even better make him slash his own prices
ea480a No.525233
>>524645
There are places like that it's called assisted living and usually involves a set of apartments with a care taker on call 24 hours or just a nursing home. They usually cost money though and the ones that don't have nigger staff who abuse the patients for kicks.
ea480a No.525242
>>525122
A better plan would to make exact copies of his listings but then have another account bid twice as much as whatever Chris makes on an item. Make it look like having his name attached devalues things.
ceeb2b No.525276
>>525233
>>525242
eating the paypal and ebay fees seems almost worth it
ea480a No.525320
>>525276
You don't pay you retard. You just use proxies to list and buy.
71b92a No.525322
>>524881
I mean all he got is some cards, and dumb poster of his mom, those actually aren't hard to copy. And printing dem is hella cheap at walmart or office max.
ceeb2b No.525331
>>525320
Listing costs money. How new are you?
>>525322
The poster, I wouldn't care about ripping off, but trademarked and copyrighted trading cards, I wouldn't make my own copies of those.
ea480a No.525336
>>525331
>Free listing weekends don't exist
I've used Ebay mate.
ceeb2b No.525346
>>525336
Let me get this into points
1) start ebay account and get free listings
2) copy images, description, and crap from chris-chan's listings, and change only what's necessary
3) put the bid for less
4) have fake accounts bid on it and make it go higher than chris-chan's auctions
5) sell it to fake account, but never pay any money
6) ebay then charges the account that sold the chris-chan crap 10% of the final price
It gets stuck on 6. There will still be costs to eat up for whoever does this. Otherwise, if it doesn't look like the auction sells when chris-chan's crap doesn't, then chris-chan isn't going to be butthurt about losing out on money of someone ripping off his listings.
ea480a No.525347
>>525346
You don't get charged for people not paying.
ceeb2b No.525349
>>525347
I'll need some proof on that. Do you have to file a claim or report the "buyer"?
ba594d No.525381
>>524599
Shhhhhh…. Shush now. You're just embarrassing yourself.
8572a6 No.525515
>>525233
Right, and the waivers and ones that are paid wholly by state funds have a tremendous waiting list, because there are a lot of people who fit in the same retard bucket as Chris.
They will probably ask him if he has any family, thankfully he does now.
> Hm, yeah, well no relatives to look after us but there's this guy who runs an online forum about me.
cead23 No.525526
>>524881
>>524859
>>525122
lol, that won't work. People don't go on ebay and type in "chris chan medallion" or w/e to buy stuff, they get linked to listings directly from his Twitter.
ceeb2b No.525534
>>525526
>(2)
You're right. This wouldn't work at all.
ea480a No.525641
>>525526
You're not trying to sell it to randoms, you're just trying to set up the idea that someone is selling "unofficial" Sonichu shit and making a fortune out of it while Chris scrapes by. Could you imagine Chris's tard rage if he found a guy called Christopher Chandler was not only selling Sonichu shit but he was making twice what Chris was?
There isn't much Chris can even do to stop you and dragging up his birth name will likely piss him off if you act like you're an alpha version of Chris. Chris can be made aware of the channel after it had a few "sales". Some photo shopped shirts, a couple of drawings and a printed out certificate of authenticity is all it would take. Have an e-mail set up for Chris to contact you and lose his tard shit so you can julay his tard rage.
If you really want to push his buttons pretend you're a fictional version of Chris from Halo universe or something. If he thinks virtual shit is real you can convince him you are virtual too.
224d3a No.525646
>>525641
Liquids already been done, Mike. Stop scamming people on ebay
8572a6 No.525648
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Why not sell your own blankets for $100 each on ebay
71b92a No.525651
>>525526
>>525534
You gonna need people to spam his twitter with the "counterfeit" listings
71b92a No.525652
>>525646
Its time for liquid 2.0
1f1f44 No.525697
>>523970
Welp, the A-Logs have won. Which means it's going to be even easier for the alt-right to recruit people. When the purges begin, I'll think of you people.
d86a63 No.525706
>>525652
This is gay and unoriginal and while Chris is retarded he's not dumb enough to fall for the same shit again. The first time it happened because as we've said before THE TROLLS PULLED ALL THE STRINGS and now the trolls in his life are trollshielding for him so get an original idea you sad fuck.
ceeb2b No.525720
>>525706
Do you suck Chris-chan's dick with that mouth?
1973b9 No.525721
>>521353
>>521925
>>522155
>>522160
I'm at a fairly dark point in my life right now. I'm at the point where I want to hit rock bottom. But after watching Chris Chan fart on a cake and then reading these comments, I'm not sure I'll ever know peace from this evil. Am I already dead? Is this hell?
d86a63 No.525739
>>525720
What part of that was sucking his dick? I said you need to be original and keep in mind that if you want to troll Chris you're going to need to keep his faggot protection brigade in mind. Anything you try to do to him they're going to convince him to ignore it. The only way you're going to be able to make Chris think "sorry null/captain you're wrong and I have to listen to them" is to hit him where it hurts his feels, appeal to his insanity like idea fag did and threaten the only thing he has in his life which is his insane delusions.
ceeb2b No.525748
>>525739
>durrr
>it's been done before
>durr
>don't do it again
Suck that duck.
ec8f1d No.525751
>>525697
I legitimately can't tell if this bait or not.
>>>/cuckchan/
>>>/tumblr/
Regardless
ea480a No.525778
>>525706
You mean the way Chris only ever fell for the fake girlfriend thing once?
Chris will fall for it because it will appear legit. You cannot troll shield from this sort of thing. At most they can claim it's fake but the screencaps prove it's real.
ea480a No.525779
>>525739
If Chris believes someone else has access to CWCVille and is making mechandise off of it he'll flip his shit.
cead23 No.525899
>>525641
>>525779
>>525652
It's been done to death… there was a troll a couple years ago who did the whole Liquid thing and also told Chris he was selling CWC products. Chris got annoyed enough to make a few videos telling people to boycott the guy, but that was about it.
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/I_Am_me;_He_is_not
ceeb2b No.525913
>>525899
Guys, listen to cead23 (3). This has already been done before. There isn't any possible chance of it working again contrary to the evidence. There is no way Chris would get fuming again, the same Chris who ran over Michael Snyder twice, duped his mother into running Michael Snyder over as well, and maced a Gamestop employee. Chris is well-balanced and knows when he goes too far. He wouldn't be upset about people making money off of his merch and leaving him without his toys.
7b2f82 No.525923
ceeb2b No.525927
>>525923
I see you got Chris's dick out of your mouth long enough to write a worthless post.
cead23 No.526050
>>525913
>He wouldn't be upset about people making money off of his merch and leaving him without his toys.
Well, Chris has given people permission to draw Sonichu fanart and sell it, so that fake ebay scheme might just end up making him happy his Sonichu brand is doing well.
https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1023983924723298305
ea480a No.526099
>>526050
>Chris giving permission is the same as getting $100 for a sonichu print out
3bd04c No.527041
>>525648
i like how chris is now getting irate with the drooling mentality degrading creature that is barb, do you think he is sick of her shit?
do you think he beats and molests her
d29696 No.527138
>>525648
At this point I think I'm more interested in zombie barb than chris
ea0b4c No.527176
>>520831
>I grew up in the midlo area
Ain't it fucking weird when people talk about your hometown, and it's all because it has a connection to the world's most famous autistic manchild?
3014b2 No.527227
>>527176
Times like these im glad im from Middle, Nowhere.
>>525899
>>525913
Guys. Chris is unpredictable as hell now. He could ignore it, support it, or go full Punished Chris again. There is no telling. But at the same time nothing is going on with chris now besides begging and tweeting.
a07e33 No.527382
He's basically holding Barb hostage and committing elder abuse at this point, not a joke. He's burning all of her pension+His A.U.T.I.S.M bux+His E-Welfare on conventions and toys to the point that they almost get foreclosed on every month and he's convinced his mom that getting a job isn't an option, and that the only thing Barbara can do is trust that Chris can work internet magic to sell their belongings. She has to put all her trust in Chris because she can't use the internet and doesn't understand it. He is abusing that trust, resulting in him selling everything that his mother owns just to survive because he can't go stock shelves or something to pay for his Sonic Figurines and getting the car he fucked repaired.
ea480a No.527401
>>527382
Who the fuck would hire tranny Chris to stock shelves?
a07e33 No.527404
>>527401
Though you are likely right that no one would hire his ass he has made it clear himself that he has never even bothered TRYING to get a job and prefers to sit at home and life of his moms pension E-Beg and apparently now sell all the shit they own just so he can get a new downie figurine or some shit
Homeless Saga can literally not come soon enough
3014b2 No.527500
>>527382
Barb is/was in on this shit. She is too demented in the last 3 years to continue being a partner in his scheming. He is committing eldar abuse on his own worst influence.
'Its like poetry'
George Lucas
>>527401
>>527404
There are many places that would hire chris! He, unfortunately for him, banned from each of those places (walmart, target, etc). For yes, exactly, stocking. Any idiot could learn it, even chris. Oh of note: getting your happy ass banned from these companies gets you blacklisted with third party background check companies that handle all of these retailers. If CWC tomorrow woke up and applied to every entry-level job within driving distance of him he wouldnt even get looked at by any corporate model business. Total pariah hiring process wise. So that leaves mom n pop. So what mom n pop would take his application seriously? A 18yo fresh out of HS student with zero experience is 100x more alluring.
CWC used to choose not to work, but his actions now give him no choice. And he might be aware of this, or made aware by his handlers.
8572a6 No.527513
>>527500
Yeah, there are tax incentives to hiring the disabled from "target groups." It's called the Work Opportunity Tax Credit.
I think during the Kacey calls she warned him not to talk about Sonichu during job interviews. That'd be the least of his problems if he shows up looking like one of those optical patterns designed to make your eyes hurt, for example >>521265
>>527382
>selling everything that his mother owns
>four blankets for $100 each
Anon I…
ea480a No.527535
>>527500
No one is going to hire an autistic tranny who dresses like a meth addict at a rave party. He was hirable as a shelf stacker before he got turned into a lolcow. Now unironically Chris's best hope of an income would be to do a stage tour. Hire venues and have people come meet him while he talks for an hour then shakes hands and signs photos. Do what the SJW types do and make it a goddamn book tour. It's literally his only avenue to success left.
Chris-chan the one man traveling freak show.
76c9fe No.527584
>>527535
Nah, Chris is too lazy and paranoid to leave his house for more than a couple days. The only time he traveled on a plane was when he was little and went to california to meet his brother. During his proposition to Sega video, he was hella demanding for a huge ass salary and that he must work from home, because he feels "safe" His mind will certainly break, when the bank comes to take his house away when Barb dies.
3014b2 No.527918
>>527535
Nah, he isnt hireable cause he has violent assault and shoplifting on his record. This make him unhireable. Target especially would be thrilled to hire a tranny like chris cause muh progressivism. Chris is bound to Homeless Saga bad end unless he gets very lucky.
6d30a6 No.528032
>>527382
Why doesnt an american anon call social services or the cops or whatever?
d86a63 No.528071
Why would Chris ever need to get a job when retards keep buying shit like this
654144 No.528114
>>527535
I hope for this. It would give us new cocks and would end in utter disaster.
ceeb2b No.528153
>>528072
>>528071
He's been selling literal trash for years now, and people are buying it up.
3014b2 No.528175
>>528032
Cause chris lives in virginia, lad. A shitty town in a shitty state. They have their hands full with niggos and other white trash. Same reason why chris wont get put into a group home. Virginia is a shithole.
143cc2 No.528215
>>521353
WHAT IN THE EVER LIVING WORLD!?!?
5d7890 No.528247
>>525381
Aren't you assblasted?
18f70c No.528268
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
The Elder Abuse Saga continues. Remember when we thought Barb had died and Chris had her rigged up like a taxidermy puppet? I'm still astonished that she just looks like that, like some kind of horror movie monster.
8572a6 No.528346
>>528268
Observations:
1. Chris says in the comments that his bank account is in the red too. What are you even doing, Josh?
2. Another video in her nightgown.
3. The creeping horror when you realize it's transparent.
At least he didn't pan down.
ceeb2b No.528348
>>528268
What's with the "amen" at the end?
8572a6 No.528351
So, do you think we'll get a Pimp Saga?
76c9fe No.528367
>>528268
She is wearing a pearl necklace. What a load of bullshit
9d898a No.528372
>>528351
Jesus Christ so Chris has turned his entire home into his room and decorated it like a downyfag?
ea480a No.528457
>>528389
This is fucking gold. It may not seem much looking at it but it's one of those jigsaw pieces that builds a larger story around it.
"Chris-chan then started to try and sell his trash to buy more funko pops. After stacking them in pyramids on every available surface he eventually melted them all down to make himself a sonichu cosplay. This ill fated plan ended up killing Chris-chan when he poured molten plastic over himself and his cardboard pikachu headband"
a7ede2 No.528476
>>528389
Bills don't pay themselves!
ceeb2b No.528498
>>528457
What I found interesting is that he is using that "saga" names. Like the "Chris-chan is not Ian Brandon Anderson-Liquid Saga". Either someone else is posting these on ebay, or Chris-chan is now viewing his own life as a series of episodes in a TV show.
>>528476
Get a job.
a7ede2 No.528503
>>528498
Dude, getting a job is so 1980's
also
>Implying I'm Chris
a7ede2 No.528524
>>528521
Found the BOQMER!
71b92a No.528636
Chris has been earning a lot of money lately. Definitely more than the SSI disability limit.
b0a0ce No.528646
>>527176
Even more eerie is that my mom did take me to regency mall a few times in the 90s before it went to shit. It's entirely possible he's passed through my line of sight at some point and I would have never know. I'm almost suprised he doesn't move to richmond, it has a massive gay scene and probably some antifa heroin addicts who might let him crash with them
ceeb2b No.528672
>>528636
Do you think he honest and true on his government forms? Does he even file income tax returns?
>>528646
>I'm almost suprised he doesn't move to richmond, it has a massive gay scene
Why is this so funny?
71b92a No.528732
99% sure he doesn't file in his income tax. And he has been earning more than a 1000 dollars per month for the last few months. If somebody really wants to, Chris's tugboat can be sunk without a doubt.
61279f No.528741
Chris has gone
0 Days
Without begging
61279f No.528745
I like the Extra layers of darkness added to this elder abuse shit when you realize from the posters in Barbs room that Chris has basically turned the whole house into his room
ceeb2b No.528749
>>528732
>>528736
For August, he's had so far about $700-$800 from ebay.
>No Limits on Unearned Income. While a disabled (nonblind) person applying for or receiving SSDI cannot earn more than $1,180 per month by working, a person collecting SSDI can have any amount of income from investments, interest, or a spouse's income.
- From some disabilitysecrets.com website.
That's close to the limit, and is only one source of income. Put that together with his monthly paypig and the unapproved sales of autographs at the cons, he is likely over the limit for certain this month. Also, didn't people donate a bunch of money through paypal to get his car fixed?
61279f No.528755
>>528749
Also your calculations arent even taking into account that he basically takes most of his mothers pension the second it is delivered
ceeb2b No.528756
>>528755
I did look over that. It would be easy to get a cursory total of donations chris gets from his white knights, but how much he takes from Barb will be difficult to find out.
c1e846 No.528837
>>528755
>he basically takes most of his mothers pension
Sauce?
71b92a No.528858
>>528749
Thats right man, slap the patron numbers onto there and its over the limit. Sink that tugboat
18f70c No.528875
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>528755
>Also your calculations arent even taking into account that he basically takes most of his mothers pension the second it is delivered
That would clearly be unearned income.
>No Limits on Unearned Income
>a person collecting SSDI can have any amount of income from investments, interest, or a spouse's income
Barb is a hybrid between an investment and a spouse, with none of the disadvantages of either.
>>528749
>he's had so far about $700-$800 from ebay
>Also, didn't people donate a bunch of money through paypal to get his car fixed?
Would the average person report these things as income? Are you obligated to pay taxes on the sale of a Sonic Totem? I'm legitimately curious. Don't feel strongly either way on attempting to torpedo the tugboat. But if I were disabled and trying to make more than $1,180 a month by working, I would probably lie a bit to keep my benefits. Wouldn't be worth it to put in the effort to squeeze me, since I'm a dry tit, right?
ceeb2b No.528882
>>528875
>Are you obligated to pay taxes?
The IRS is very clear that all income must be declared regardless of source and amount.
>But if I were disabled and trying to make more than $1,180 a month by working, I would probably lie a bit to keep my benefits
I already posted that disability is only affected by earned income. He could've taken his disability money put it all into bitcoin and it wouldn't affect his collection. He could put his money into a mutal fund or even into a savings account and it wouldn't matter.
>I would probably lie a bit to keep my benefits
Wesley Snipes got two years federal, and he's a well-known actor who could afford the jewiest of lawyers. Do you think chris-chan can afford that?
ea480a No.528890
>>528498
Chris thinks he's a celebrity now. He uses the terminology his "fandom" uses.
>>528749
Gifts aren't income so the cat things and no go. But you could report him to the disability people and say he's working as a convention tour guru and selling shit on Ebay. You likely would have a good enough case to cause a freak out when they investigate. Don't expect it to happen quickly though.
>>528875
He can't lie. paypig and Ebay keep their own records he can't hide.
>>528882
IRS won't chase Chris for $200s. It would cost them more to chase it than they would get in return.
f09bfc No.528971
>>521353
Think of all the hopes Chris' parents had for him when he was born. Imagine them still having hope when he's diagnosed with autism. Autistic people can achieve just as much as anyone if they use their strengths.
This is Chris' contribution to the world. Recording himself sitting his fat arse on a cake and farting.
3014b2 No.529048
>>528890
CWC indeed now has a sense of celebrity. This was abundantly clear in that one interview he did with two soyboys in a tea shop. Also showed his public/private phone wallet thing. (Btw actual celebs are known for owning two phones)
Now the IRS wont chase chris down but if chris is on trial for some other crime his income could come into play. And a tax investigation could follow after the trial. Chris is one court case, or one bankruptcy from ruin. And then we can finally get >>528971. The final chapter, conclusion, and epilogue. Heres to hoping for CWC END 2020
da9c52 No.529184
>>528971
>implying this undermensch ever had even a chance
c1e846 No.529204
>>528882
LOL at people thinking they can sink the tugboat. You don't think people have been trying for over a decade?
2ea3ea No.529205
top kek at whoever did this on google maps when typing in Chris' address.
3d2f63 No.529206
>>528636
Do people who get autism government checks in the mail have to file taxes? If so I bet we could send a "tip" to the IRS that chris is making over the amount and he would get audited.
c1e846 No.529210
>>529206
It's been tried. Over and over.
18f70c No.529213
>>528882
>Wesley Snipes got two years federal, and he's a well-known actor who could afford the jewiest of lawyers. Do you think chris-chan can afford that?
The main difference between Chris-chan an Wesley is that Wesley has wealth and Chris-chan doesn't. A tax agency has only so much resources, and many if not most frauds get away with it. Chris has been flying under the radar since he started making money, and it doesn't look like he'll be stopped soon.
ceeb2b No.529229
>>529206
Yes. All forms of income must be declared to the IRS.
>>529184
>>529210
What a shining white knight you are for chris. How much of his semen do you save in your stomach for him?
>>529213
The government will cut his disability first. It doesn't take thousands of Dollars for a Revenue Agent to look at ebay and paypig for a couple of seconds and go "Yep, he made more money than we allow."
1e02fb No.529230
>>529229
You would know, hirtes. YIFF YIFF
ceeb2b No.529236
>>529230
>(1)
Keep sucking Chris's cock.
1e02fb No.529242
c1e846 No.529272
>>529229
Explaining that what you're trying to do has been tried before is not white knighting. Go ahead and try faggot, but don't be surprised if it doesn't work.
ceeb2b No.529275
>>529272
Keep sucking Chris's dick.
ea480a No.529432
>>529229
Customs and revenue aren't the ones who deal with benefits cheats.
d86a63 No.530158
CHRISTINE'S ARMS ARE NOT BLUE
61279f No.530161
CHRIS NEWS
>Posts three E-Begs in a Row asking for money to live
>Buys a bunch of PS4 games at the same time (Pic Related)
Barbs Apparently has Gingivitis or some shit And / or Chris is Lying for donations
https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1035284271823577089
Chris is also back to selling precious memories of / from his dad he just sold a fancy 60s Lighter that Bob left to him for a whooping 30 Bucks
https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1035287403223756800
https://www.ebay.com/itm/VINTAGE-RARE-art-deco-style-RONSON-POCKET-LIGHTER-CIRCA-1960S-made-in-England-/173499407920?oid=283131900885
61279f No.530163
>>530161
Well fuck i cant post images for some reasons well heres a link to the pic
https://twitter.com/lololol13664202/status/1035292956880723973
ceeb2b No.530197
>>530161
That second link, that thread is depressing. Bob tells Chris not to sell the stuff to fancy, and Chris goes out and sells the stuff to buy games. Nothing is worse than burning the house down and mortgaging it out again. These people are demented.
acb279 No.530371
a07e33 No.530656
>>530371
Are all the positive reviews White Nights / Chris making fake accounts? (Notice the repetitive similar comments)
8572a6 No.530663
>>530656
That's just an ebay thing. You're pressured to leave positive feedback so most people write the same thing.
ceeb2b No.530682
>>530663
>Folded and wrinkled from being loose in a bubble envelope with hard objects
>TMG 2015 Youtuber signed poster; Alphaomegasin, Game Chasers, Chris Chan + MORE (#283018755010)
This guy left positive feedback for some reason.
0ba997 No.530811
25b03e No.531052
>>529048
I fully expected him to be dead by now, or in jail, or living in the streets (those two would get him killed in no time so its all the same really)
I'm not even laughing anymore, this shit is just pathetic now.
cda225 No.531540
>>530197
Frankly it is better Bob's stuff goes to someone who can treat it better then get destroyed in another fire or when Chris becomes homeless.
ceeb2b No.531639
>>531540
I would agree on that with everything except for the house. I think what Bob was trying to get into Chris's head, that having a home paid for is something to keep and not squander.
I wonder if Chris ever thinks about his future besides the day-to-day bullshit. Does he look at himself and wonder what he will be like at 80? Will he still be wearing his Sonichu medallion, claiming that Rosechu and Krizal (whatever) is coming from the other dimension to visit him?
a39bff No.531645
>>531639
No because autism impairs executive functioning. The ability to "look at yourself and wonder what you'll be at 80" or even in "five years" is hindered if not impossible. Chris deserves to be in a home but our state doesn't operate asylums anymore and is willing to let them rot on the streets for as long as possible because that's more humane.
ceeb2b No.531673
>>531645
>can't see consequences from actions
You're right anon. It seems like he could learn this though, maybe even if his """fans""" cared enough about him, they would drill him everyday to get it into his head. He allowed the weens and a-logs control him and look at what they accomplished.
a39bff No.531693
>>531673
It won't happen. In a contained environment, given regular exercise and fresh air - maybe. That's not possible these days.
ceeb2b No.531705
>>531693
Does (or did) Chris have any friends? Not online, irl. I know there was Megan and another chick, but he didn't seem to ever mention any real friends.
bb3cd5 No.531773
>>531705
No Chris never really had irl friends. He had basic friendly interactions with people regularly at high school, but never hung out with them outside of that beyond extremely rare events. Chris, despite considering high school the best time of his life, never bothered to continue to interact with these people.
ceeb2b No.531792
>>531773
I see the problem. He replaced the sense of belonging and comraderie with the approval from online weirdos.
8572a6 No.531813
>>531792
>(73)
How can you have 73 posts in a Chris Chan general and know so little about him? That's completely wrong. Chris has never had male friends, and his female friends were either paid to tolerate him or he took their pity and kindness and tried to make them his fuckmommy.
a07e33 No.531815
Does Chris shilling for Someone else's E-Begging reset the Clock?
https://mobile.twitter.com/prpltnkr/status/1035929086122582017
a07e33 No.531818
I heard Chris Dosent call Xirself a virgin anymore?
Did someone finally take pity on him or does he just not liking talking about his failed love quest?
ceeb2b No.531823
>>531813
>How do you know information without asking about it?
I don't know guy. Why don't you write a book about Chris-chan for us since you are the self-declared expert so I won't ask anymore questions.
3014b2 No.531904
DA UPDATE:
CWC's trial has its next continuance on Sept 11
Predictions?
a07e33 No.531916
>>531773
>>531705
People who have made the Mistake of being "friends" with CWC irl
>Sarah
Lived across the street from Chris would fuck with his tism by tricking him to go under houses and eat poison berries
Chris didn't understand she was picking on him and they remained "friends" till she cut all ties with Chris over his behaviours in the late 2000s
>Bustop girl
Girl that would talk to Chris at he bustop / on the bus both to and from school
It was later discovered that
Bob was fucking paying her to hang out with Chris
>Chris's "gal Pals"
4/5 girls at Chris's high school that Chris was "friends" (would walk up and start talking to them) with
Later revealed there was likely a pre-arranged deal between the principal / Bob and the girls to let Chris orbit them
>Meaghan
Girl that Chris met at the GamePlace
Remained internet friends with him after he got banned
Relation became strained after Chris borderline sexually assaulted her at an apparent meeting and also referred to her as his "twin Sister" in comics she became aware (and didn't approve) of
Cut all ties forever after Chris drew por a graphic comments of him finger fucking / raping her
a07e33 No.531917
8572a6 No.531921
>>531823
It's almost like he's not the most documented human being on the planet or something. I haven't written "lurk more" in a decade but seriously, go fucking read about it.
ceeb2b No.531928
>>531916
Thanks for this write up. It seems strange that all these people are female. Lacking male peers to hang out with seems a major developmental hazard. Even nerds in the 80s (likely autistics themselves) had their D&D groups.
>>531921
How bout no.
d86a63 No.531973
>>531818
Chris lost his virginity years ago to a hooker.
>>531904
What court date? Didn't his trespassing charge get settled?
3014b2 No.531975
>>531973
The whole macing a gamestop employee thing. Maybe this will be the third best 9/11 in history?
71b92a No.531978
>>531973
He trespass into someplace he was banned. He was going to ruckersville court, but now it seems like the case got carried to Charlottesville court. Even if nothing comes out of it, the issue of waking up and showing up to court is enough of a punishment for chris. Or better, hope he finally snaps and chimps out and get slap with some jail time
d86a63 No.532006
Chris is finally figuring out that Anna isn't his friend.
f54271 No.532014
>>532006
Chris's going to get hit harder with this than the rest of his supposedly fake friends. He might start snowballing into depression when questioning the entirety of friendships, I'm calling it.
3014b2 No.532017
>>532006
Wait whats the source of this convo? You?
>>532014
This. Chris has alienated all his normie friends on FB via his various posts over the years. When the chips are down and he really needs someplace to stay after the foreclosure hes going to find out his "friends" dont care about him. at all.
ceeb2b No.532029
>>532006
seems like he is making excuses for her
71b92a No.532041
>>532017
The best info on chris is all from the foxdicks, since chris is their personal lolcow that no one is allow to troll
3014b2 No.532043
>>532041
This is half the reason why i want the CWC saga to just end. that and its gotten old and sad, like CWC himself.
A caged animal at a freakshow ran by assholes
ea480a No.532101
>>531928
Why would it e strange that they're all female? Do you know nothing about Chris and his hate for homos? He couldn't risk it.
>>532017
You mean everyone has left /cow/ because it's nothing but a youtube drama archive these days.
f54271 No.532486
>>532041
>>532043
If the foxdicks cant mess with Chris anymore, dose anyone on /cow/ have a updated contacts that are not FB, preferably reaching out to barb to get a different perspective.
>inb4 foxdicks muh lolcow.
71b92a No.532898
'The foxdicks think that nobody can sunk the tugboat because the ssdi doesnt care that Chris is a poor bitch with no money unlike the rich scammers. But if we can sink that tugboat, we can ruin the foxdicks once in for all. All we have to do is to report Chris, that he is a fraud and that he has been earning enough money to sink this tugboat
fd2b3d No.532911
>>532898
Great idea! Do it and post pics!
678185 No.532965
e29ee5 No.533002
>>532898
deus vult! tolle imaginibus!
22d79b No.533204
>>532911
>>532965
>>533002
I think this is why only a handful of people really visit /cow/ …
0ba997 No.533409
>>533204
/cow/ has fallen victim to Meepsheep's Law. It's become more and more unironic and extreme and now everyone who frequents it is an absolute cunt and weeds out anyone with the slightest shred of sanity.
024441 No.533417
>>533204
Eat shit and die you faggot.
cd7009 No.533418
>>533409
Wasn't he the guy who freaked out about music tastes on IRC and got so asshurt that he spammed it with bots on and off for two years?
3014b2 No.533813
>>530811
>>533409
sup foxdicker. go die in a grease fire you fucking piece of shit
22d79b No.533836
>>533417
>>533002
>>532965
>>532911
Yeah, Hi mike.
>>533813
I'd actually accuse you of being Mike Null too, except Mike doesn't tend to keep using the same ID
ceeb2b No.533845
Chris-chan lost some paypig bucks this month. He is down from 26/$321 to 22/$257. A whole $64. That's one less video game this month. He also sold a whopping $825.61 on ebay depending on what the best offer was on one auction. I don't know if paypig is considered earned income, because technically you are required to produce some kind of cocks to receive the money. Ebay is definitely earned income however. He better watch out or he is going to lose his autismbux.
8572a6 No.533909
>>533845
It is earned income. For eBay, he definitely has some cost of goods and related expenses for some of what he sells which would be deducted (for instance, the cost of materials for those ghastly sonichu characters he was making out of Amibos or whatever they were called).
But this is kind of a wasted point because he's almost definitely not conscientious enough to claim any of this on taxes, and it's small enough that the govt likely isn't going to respond to ween tips about it. Chris just sees himself haunted by Count Billeon who throws urgent past due notices at him.
ceeb2b No.533917
>>533909
Chris has to file taxes. Disability is taxed income like everything else. There are limits for a reason. While he didn't exceed those limits with the current numbers, if he does, it gives reason to investigate and possibly cut off his disability. He might as well do something else with his time and money besides selling trash on ebay.
8572a6 No.533923
ceeb2b No.533933
>>533923
The limit on earned income is $1,180/mo to qualify for SSDI. If he makes more than that, it is reasonable for them to disqualify him and remove him from the program. There is no argument here.
8572a6 No.533958
>>533933
I don't get it, you seem able to compose posts (nearly 1/4th in this thread, which with Null I guess means there are only 3 of us here anymore. What am I doing with my life?) but not absorb information.
Read this again:
>>533909
I'll even reformulate it for you:
Chris is a retard who likely has no idea that he can deducted expenses, similar to the retard who can't tell the difference between net and gross. If he were under threat he could claim hundreds in expenses he's likely not claiming now.
>>533917
> Disability is taxed income like everything else
Chris has rarely if ever passed the threshold at which he would be taxed, as the link illustrated:
>>533923
ceeb2b No.534001
>>533958
>Chris has rarely if ever passed the threshold at which he would be taxed, as the link illustrated:
>>528736
This image claims he broke that threshold twice this year, and August he was less than $100 away from hitting that limit, not including possible income from selling autographs at the con's he attended this year.
>but not absorb information.
How do you figure?
8572a6 No.534033
>>534001
I've now posted the link 3 times and you still can't follow the conversation or even understand what three letter words mean. It's baffling.
Me:
> Chris has rarely if ever passed the threshold at which he would be taxed
You:
< This image claims he broke that threshold twice this year
TAXES you fucking retard. TAXES. The word is literally in the sentence you quoted: TAX.
3014b2 No.534040
>>531823
>>534001
I think 2b is braindead. fucking retard wants to be spoonfed entry level info about chris. and now cant wrap his brainlet around how taxes work
ceeb2b No.534052
>>534033
>>534040
SSDI is not taxes. Chris's earned income has been over the limit of $1,180/mo twice this year, and in August he was less than $100 from this limit as well. It doesn't matter if he claims this income on taxes or not. If the local Social Security branch is given trustworthy and confirmable evidence that he has extended this limit, it is reasonable for them to disqualify him and remove him from the program.
f54271 No.534507
>>534052
I think reporting elderly abuse to the state is just as likely to get results as reporting him for tax fraud,Chis may not get the reproductions yet again because he's mentally crippled or autism. I'm afraid he getting the hand-slap like last time when Chris had the fit over Sanic's color scheme.
ceeb2b No.534540
>>534507
SSDI fraud, not tax fraud. Disabiity is apparently difficult to acquire, sometimes needing lawyers to get it. I imagine they are quick to eliminate people from the program if they are cheating it, and they are likely to ban them from ever being a part of the program in the future.
d86a63 No.534761
>>533204
To be fair I'm the guy who tried to convince this retard that people have been trying to get his Social Security taken away for over a decade. Since this fag is obviously learning disabled I fucking gave up and decided to just let him figure it out himself. Faggot isn't going to get shit done against Chris and he's not going to listen to anybody so let him figure it out himself. In other words, Chris just hit a new low.
https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1038144362448920576
https://t.co/gY1543xQLu
ceeb2b No.534766
>>534761
>all of the twttier replies are telling Chris to not sell this
>they remind him that it is all about his father saying to cherish the memories
>Chris never responds
Dude is fucking wacko. And if he is selling this shit, then he doesn't need disability like real people need it.
358ae1 No.534827
Does Chris not realize that even if someone actually did want a signed photo of his Ass that they could literally just save the image of the Ebay listing page and edit out the edges and print it out with a decent printer
You know instead of giving him 300$ USD for the same thing?
b6b605 No.534837
>>534827
He is just hoping the glamour of having a pic from him personally might have value to a pigeon wishing to buy it. That's all Chris's hustle in a nutshell. That's what he also considers work for some reason.
ceeb2b No.534865
>>534837
If he is """working""" he doesn't need disability.
d86a63 No.534943
>>534865
>considering embarrassing himself on a daily basis in exchange for a poverty-stricken lifestyle actual work
Chris is literally too retarded to function without disability. I'm not saying he should or should not get it I'm just stating facts. His disability is the only reason he's not homeless.
b6b605 No.534976
>>534865
Well, he needs his autism for his 'disability' but can't work despite needing money but I REALLY WANNA GO TO BRONYCON SO DONATE DONATE DONATE! His limitations are self-imposed even if he is commissioned for drawings, he postpones/doesn't deliver at times but never fail on his promise of buying toys and vidya. I lost hope in someone talking some sense into him. I imagine his last known internet appearance with Barb dead in the house; alone in his room filled with cat piss, toys and memories before the ISP and power services cuts them out for good. I'm just watching the train wreck waiting for the end.
ceeb2b No.535025
>>534943
>Chris is literally too retarded to function without disability.
Not my problem. There are rules, and he must follow them. If people with Down Syndrome can follow the rules for disability, Chris-chan can too. Shoot, those people go to Gatesway and get jobs and feel great about themselves for having a purpose in life.
>His limitations are self-imposed even if he is commissioned for drawings, he postpones/doesn't deliver at times but never fail on his promise of buying toys and vidya.
Being lazy is not a disability, it's a sign of poor discipline.
>I lost hope in someone talking some sense into him.
Imagine when the tugboat sinks. What gear would that kick his ass into then?
d86a63 No.535034
>>535025
>Not my problem. There are rules, and he must follow them.
What is your problem however is getting the social security office to give enough fucks about a random retard to take away his tugboat. As was said earlier in this thread people have been calling the local authorities and screaming JULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY at them for a decade so getting them to give a shit about Chris is an uphill battle Null.
ceeb2b No.535043
>>535034
That's not my problem either. All that is needed is to provide evidence that Chris has violated the rules, and with how much the Feds are cutting the fat from social services, it would very likely they would enforce this rule rather than let it slide.
a7b34f No.535837
>>535025
>Imagine when the tugboat sinks. What gear would that kick his ass into then?
This. I knew lots of welfare bums when I was a teen. It breeds sloth and lazyness. Little more. If and when the tugboat hits the rocks, he will initially be fucked but then slowly figure out the bare minimum to survive. He may be fucked but he does have a survival instinct.
ef2ab7 No.535927
>>521353
I haven't been keeping up with Chris for a couple of years and what the fuck have I been missing. Jesus christ.
3014b2 No.536083
>>534976
>with barb dead in the house
I have wondered more than once when barb dies (assuming it isnt in a hospital bed) how long chris will take to report it. However once barb is officially dead the world of CWC will rapidly come crashing down.
Chris will have ~3month window before he is kicked out on the foreclosed house. I predict this 3 month will be the epilogue of CWC and the best lulz in nearly a decade to be had
158496 No.536108
>>535927
>saging in a slow board
Jesus, you are retarded.
ceeb2b No.536140
>>536127
>>536133
The best thing about the whole cakefarts episode, is that Chris wasn't mad or ashamed of putting his naked ass on the internet for everyone to laugh at, he was mad because he spent $15 on the cake. You can see where his priorities lie. This guy deserves nothing.
d86a63 No.536142
>>536083
If Barb dies suddenly at home Chris will definitely take his time reporting it. The public might get small context clues from his behavior on Twitter but I think even Chris is smart enough to realize that as soon as everyone figures out she's dead they won't get her check anymore. If the foxdicks actually follow through with their promises to help him he might be able to swing a cheap studio apartment in the hood. But the way that normies think losing their parent's house is a huge deal, I think Chris is too autistic to give a shit about that. I mean, look at how he handles Bob's worldly possessions.
ceeb2b No.536163
>>536142
When that day comes, Chris will no long be getting Barb's disability, Bob's pension+SS benefits through Barb, and will be without a home. I've not seen anything from Chris suggesting that he is even considering how he will handle himself after she passes. Who knows though, she might be one of those ladies who live to be over 100.
578702 No.536181
>>536140
If it was me I'd be more ashamed of my boner showing in the vid. But hey, if you're chris chan, how could you ruin your reputation at that point, you're already as low as you can go.
ceeb2b No.536184
>>536181
>you're already as low as you can go.
And somehow Chris managed to go even lower. That must be his special power, no shame.
9f3545 No.536600
Chris wonders why people don't want to be near him when anybody who knows who he is knows he gropes strangers at cons.
https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1039608043196108800
http://archive.is/BIb5A
d86a63 No.536652
>>536163
He won't immediately be without a home but as soon as it comes out that she's dead the reverse mortgage company will swoop in like vultures to take what's theirs. When it becomes apparent that Chris can't pay the loan back they will begin property seizure proceedings. In my opinion this will be worse on Chris. Sure it would be terrible to immediately be homeless but even worse would be for Chris to have an impending date looming over his head for weeks or months that he knows will be the last time he lives in the house he grew up in.
>>536600
I'm pretty sure that's the voice actor who is a female to male tranny that he's referring to. She snubbed him at bronycon.
d86a63 No.536695
He's taking about Jesse Nowack.
ceeb2b No.536709
>>536652
Sure he will still have a home, but he will be immediately left without all of Barb's financial input through SS and disability, even possibly medicaid. I don't see Chris being able to afford paying for food and the electricity bill during the same month.
>>536695
Doesn't suprise me this person wouldn't want to meet Chris.
f54271 No.536763
>>536709
>I don't see Chris being able to afford paying for food and the electricity bill during the same month.
If only he got a job.
d86a63 No.536860
>>536763
Chris makes like what, somewhere between $1100-1400 with his tugboat? In theory he could get a shithole apartment for that price and manage to pay his bills and without Barb's income he would most likely qualify for food stamps. It is technically possible for someone to survive on their own on that amount of money but this is Chris we're talking about.
ceeb2b No.536871
>>536763
This is what Chris needs to do, but he will continue trying to live off the horde while putting his disability in jeopardy.
>>536860
For a sane person, sure they could survive on that much a month, but it doesn't leave any room for toys. How will Chris get his toys now?
Looks like this thread has hit the bump limit.
3014b2 No.536950
>>536763
It is possible the death of barb and the reality of the Fianchu Crisis becoming a full on Fianchu Collapse (CWC-lapse?) might actually spur chris into seeking employment. Oh wait, no, he'll just go full nutso with begging. Probably do some truly disgusting things for any scraps of cash. I bet he might end up in a motel for a stint until the begging glut runs dry.
>>536860
Yes, if CWC wasnt also in huge amounts of debt.
>>536871
Yeah. New thread is needed. Ill make one.
3014b2 No.537117
======NEW THREAD=========
>>536951