/cow/ - Lolcows

If he gets a small apartment in C-ville, he'll survive on his tugboat.

>>537055 on the question of "Sinking the tugboat" and its continued failure over the years. Each time an attempt is made the whole collective trolling of chris surely gets discovered. That and the weens doing the reporting surely has caused boy-who-cried-wolf effect. Without some hard evidence and a presentation done in person or via snailmail i doubt much will happen.

>>537139

Have you never dealt with any kind of government bureaucratic office before?

>>537055

What happens when barb dies?

>>537277

New saga, the homeless saga.

To keep the neet bucks flowing you are going to get a supernova of selling and info. Chris is going to put some precious stuff on the line to keep his life style going. Great chance for trolling and pulling more info about his life.

He will lose the house and then probably get some shit low end housing, group home, or family room. His behaviour and views will get him kicked out at some point. He will probably be homeless within a year of Barbs death.

Sad shit.

>>537289

If you don't think that Josh and The Fagtain will be able to connect Chris with a foxdickfag willing to house him you're crazy. And not just one, I'm sure there's a list of foxdicks willing to take him in that are just as weird as he is and even if they get sick of him there's always another fag willing to do it for e-fame.

>>537295

The PimpPumpDump saga.

I can see that, but who can stand him for the long term. He will be passed around like some unwanted orphan.

I had not seen this before, but it's fairly disturbing to watch.

>>537323

this is fucken horrifying,

its like an episode of black mirror,

or like the inside of an extremely understaffed maximum security psychiatric hospital

ah heavly audtistic trany and it’s demented alzheimers roommate

>>537295

>>537302

The Couch Surfing Saga. Chris will attempt to emulate way younger millennials by couch surfing amongst "fans" and "people from twitter" (trolls)

Now comes the really dark question that begs asking. What happens if chris end up staying with a more obscure troll after a string of kick the autistic (out of the house)? A troll that might do something…sinister?

>>537472

Continued

Barb will likely pass from falling or an injury involving the horde. That house is a death trap for old barb. Chris might delay his response out of fear of being at fault and in trouble with the law. Either way once barb is dead the debt vultures swoop down the same time the tugboat becomes the only source of income for the household. CWC is insolvent at 14BC and during this time he will produce ample lulz begging and freaking out. If he doesnt die during this ~6month Panic Saga he enters the Couch Surf/Charity Case saga. He becomes a full presence for foxdickfarms fags. And also a pawn. And most importantly their favorite toy to fight over. It'll get ugly. Fast. The community will probably implode as CWC goes from spectacle to full on responsicibility. Like >>537302 said. Unwanted child.

>>537472

>>537476

This would be plain dangerous for Chris. I can see him getting brutally raped very easily if this happens.

>>537477

Agreed 100%. If he's homeless hes trapped in a huge array of potential harm. If he depends on the kindness of strangers (just disgusted myself due to that famous line, chris being a southern 'girl') he is in another possibly worse set of dangers.

Barb wont live past 2010s. Chris 2020s. Calling it now.

>>537478

What if Chris ends up shacking with some junkie? How soon will Chris start doing drugs then?

>>537481

whoa that is something i didnt consider. chris will get influenced into possibly doing drugs. He mentioned smoking weed at some con and "not caring for it" He probably didnt inhale it right, as many non cig smokers do with weed their first time. 420chu soon? what kind of insane videos will CWC make while high as a kite?

>>537488

He's obviously easily influenced. I bet they would get him hooked on hard drugs and use his tugboat to feed their own addiction.

>>537488

Realistically he'll probably end up on a downward spiral and we'll just watch as his health deteriorates even farther while drugs fuck his brain up more and more. It'll probably be depressing as fuck to watch

That or some fellow autist dips into a trust fund or crowdfunding to keep Chris off the streets and he'll get an apartment somewhere

>>537489

>>537491

Chris lives with a few degenerate drug abusing trannies in some hovel of an apartment.

Twitch House Saga

We havent got much of a view of CWC's house recently outside of Chris and Barbs Rooms

Do you think it has devolved back to pre fire levels or No?

>>537512

Positive it has. Simply the hoard is now chris's. Chris didnt replace his father, he became the sister he never had. the daughter he never had. and his own mother. its some freudian shit.

>>537514

I remember in some of the E-beg videos in Barbs Room chris had his Sonic / Sailor Moon / Sonichu OC Posters all over the place

Only goes to show just how abused Barb is to the point she dosent even really have a room as hers is simply an extension onto chris's

>>537518

Jesus I never thought of the drug aspects before. He is 100% vulnerable to drug abuse, especially with the mental illnesses factoring in. Going to make the next saga totally degenerate.

Seeing how he is pleasure oriented, something like opiates, alcohols, or stimulants are my choice. We could just see his current alcohol problem get wayyy out of hand or mixed with some other drug.

Really it will be what he encounters first, whoever hands him the first hit of whatever.

>>537488

>>537531

Bear in mind though that right now Chris has a legitimate script for Valium already and he hasn't gone off the deep end yet. And regarding weed Marvin said a few years back he was working on Chris becoming a pothead but I don't think it took beyond him trying edibles.

>>537560

>>537531

With the valium he probably follows the prescription religiously. Chris has proven good at maintaining such routines.

Im suspicious hes a lowkey alcoholic now. I wouldnt be surprised if he quickly became interested in harder drugs. Especially if his future "roommates" tell him he can go to CWCville using them.

>>537581

Imagine for a moment that Chris dabble with LSD.

>>537596

>>537605

Soup Hotel California

Chris might have a real bad psychotic episode on LSD and end up being carted off

>>537302

>>537295

I think it's only fitting. Chris kept being tormented by people with superior mental faculties but nearly as pathetic as him for a decade, now these same people suddenly white knight for him now and will have to take care of him. I hope Josh's plan is coming along well because it's a fucking sitcom setup.

>>537674

Really takes me back to 2009-11 when people were making shittons of spergy YouTube videos with angry rants directed towards Chris as if he would ever take the time to watch any. Bonus points if it had anything like "look, I have aspergers/cerebral palsy/down syndrome/crooked legs/a withered micropenis and you don't see me being like this!".

>>537677 (Czech'd)

Yes. Chris is totally disconnected from reality now. Really he was aloof and largely unaware for years now. But recently null is his secretary. You can gauge the decline of chris's connection to his "fanbase" via the mailbag. He answers less and less, and his answers are shorter and shorter.

Which makes me wonder: if chris ends up on the "CWC Fan Circuit and Couch Surf!™" how any attempts by others to change his ways will be received. A good hearted troll could take CWC in on the terms that chris learn to be a True and Honest Adult

>>537674

Only making a joke friend.

>>538265

Good Ends for Chris

>Tumbleweed.gif

Bad Ends for Chris

>Taken in by some crazy twitter trannies in some house and ends up doing drugs or some shit

>A KF troll puts chris up, gets tired and passes him off, repeat. Chris is murdered or ends up getting booted out and homeless in a town far from his home town

>Straight to homeless in immediate area, already a social pariah rapidly ends up in trouble for loitering. Shorter lifespan at this than Terry for sure

>Imprisoned for some violent act when hes angry and drunk during foreclosure saga

>Goes out blazing in his war against the trolls, shot by cops or locals

Chris is far more likely to end up in a home for the mentally retarded with no way to access the internet. They will figure out who Chris is quickly and see all the shit he does online and try to rehab him.

>>537605

"Crisis on the infinite CWCvilles"

The only issue (with either homeless or drug saga) is that we may loose all contact. He loses his PS4 and phone, this goes off the grid… We will have last contact then dead air.

>>538265

>Sell his lego, possibly as "custom" CWC sets repackaged (this is illegal af)

That's something I could see Chris considering but he's too lazy to get individual bricks to produce them, that's more work than custom Amiibos

>Insurance fraud having learned a housefire gets you $ from the previous fire

That's not in Chris's nature, he likes his own shit too much and he doesn't intentionally scam people

>Prostitution

lol tried

It would be hilarious if when the Homeless Saga starts and null has to wire Chris the money to rent some cupboard or some shit only for Chris to spend all of it on amibos and Lego to carry around in his shopping cart

>>537323

Just got around to watching this. Holy hot damn is that sad. She for sure has an issue, the confused look in her eyes tells all.

Also Chris is a major creepozoid, even to his own mom. God this is sad

>>538922

Oh yeah. It's really shocking. Barb's telling Chris she is tired and wants to rest, but Chris puts her front and center and demands that she make videos so he can get more toys. I hadn't heard of Chris-chan streaming on twitch either, but apparently his username is sonichu1982.

This video is nearly as disturbing. Clearly Chris is emotionally retarded.

>>537323

When you see shit like this, it wouldn't be surprising if Barb suddenly killed Chris first before she goes.

>>539000

>9000

The pact is sealed. Barb does a VERY late term abortion on chris

>>537289

I want to see a homeless saga as much as anyone just for the hilarity, but I don't see CWC as being able to break the will of a group home's dedicated wranglers, let alone everything else. He's certainly the most famous tard, but I don't think he's the most dangerous one the US government's ever faced. For homeless saga to happen we'd need to see someone give a shit about evicting him from his clearly unsaleable home despite the huge internet controversy, then he'd need to exhaust foxdick's supply of volunteer wranglers, then he'd need to exhaust the US government's supply of professional tard wranglers, then he'd need to avid being sent to prison(and subsequently locked up in solitary or wherever they put the retards too degenerate for a normal prison experience).

>>537518

What if he takes adderal and stops acting like a retard

>>539222

Adderall is just just going to make him a turbosperg. I think what will get Chris will be MDMA. It promotes feelings of happiness and unlocks a spergs natural ability to be a social butterfly. He'll fall into the trap and become an e-tard within a year of being introduced to it.

Another thing I've thought about is heroin. I don't think he'll get into heroin right off but will slowly work up to it like most addicts. He'll get introduced to pills in the form of percocets or hydrocodone. He'll take a few, like the feeling, and fall into the old opioid trap. Within in a year he'll be broke and shooting heroin.

Finally, considering he lives in VA meth is a possibility. Like adderall and MDMA it promotes feelings of happiness and will make him a turbo sperg with the added bonus that he'll think the CWCville villains are plotting against him and hiding in the bushes outside of his house. He'll live stream videos of himself randomly peeking out of the windows/blinds and attempting to catch them on video.

>>539230

If any of you faggots are attending a con he's at see if you can slip some LSD into his drink. I'd love to see Chris suddenly tripping balls in a crowd like that. Would provide me with many keks.

>>537289

Why would he lose the house if barb dies? just asking

>>537295

You think he'll become some other autists' buttboi just for housing?

>>537323

TBH I expected worse

>>537472

Like him ending in a rape dungeon, tho the real question is who out there would be willing to have sex with chris

BTW what happened with his open crotch wound?

>>537491

>It'll probably be depressing as fuck to watch

It already is

As for drugs I'm surprised chris didnt fall into the current opiods crisis

>>538265

Doubt lego cares / chris is way too stupid to full a insurance fraud / again, who would have sex with this? and on top of that pay him

Getting paid to show up on some channel might work tho

As for prison, how long could he last there?

>>538955

>that screaming

Jesus christ…

>>539230

Chris going breaking bad…….somebody draw him as heisenberg and sonichu as jesse

>>539257

>Why would he lose the house if barb dies?

Barb got a reverse mortgage on their home so when barb dies times up the company will need to settle the debt. This might actually work in his favor since Chris would never be able to keep up with home upkeep and such, he's more suited to living in an apartment where he pays his rent and they handle all maintenance.

>some other autists' buttboi just for housing?

He'd have to be pretty desperate it's not something he would do willingly.

>>539257

>As for drugs I'm surprised chris didnt fall into the current opiods crisis

and i'm surprised he doesn't freebase cum

>>538955

>Clearly Chris is emotionally retarded.

Yes, it's a shocking revelation that nobody could have ever thought of, especially given that he is autistic.

>>539230

This is kind of off topic but I used to take pills like percs and oxies pretty often because my friend would give me them every so often. Everyone talks about how addicting it is, but I guess it just wasn't my drug because I didn't get addicted to them, just took them when they were offered for free. I'll never do heroin though because a few of my friends have died from it so it's mostly just out of principal and remembering them. Now as an adult I've denied countless offerings of opiods but back when I took them they didn't hook me. I mean sure it feels good but I don't have an urge to seek out just sitting and fading out. Kind of weird… I love adderall though so maybe that's why, I feel tired and can't focus most of the time so I love actually having motivation to do things.

>>539230

Also that last part about Chris tweaking and trying to catch CWCville villains outside his window on video is hilarious

>>539309

Autism is not an excuse.

>>539419

>a developmental disorder that is defined by being incapable of understanding others at a fundamental level does not explain an exceptional individual's actions

Holy shit you are depleted uranium dense.

>>539431

He's a retard. When someone is yelling "Help" and dogs are fucking howling like mad, it doesn't take a genius to understand something is wrong that needs to be checked.

>>539282

That would be a video and a half

>>539396

Only if that is a thing. In supposed no one has gone down to fuck with him in person lately. The foxfags cannot have a watch on him 24/7.

https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1041047399140085760

So Chris apparently prepped for a Hurricane that never came by buying $150 worth of food and now is trying to scam money out of people by claiming to be in the hurricanes path

>>538472

terry davis ended up living in a bush outside a town and he's shit his pants and done nothing wrong in his life, if you think >the man is going to do anything for chris think again

>>539265

>Barb got a reverse mortgage on their home

There's no reverse mortgage, just an ordinary one (well, except their mortgage got deemed high-risk and transferred to Seterus).

>>539679

they got one fairly recently, after bob's death

>>539131

if barb dies in a suspicious way its possible the cops could investigate chris for foul play. their relationship could totally go nuclear if something major happens. what if barb insists chris gets a job?

>>539699

Source?

>>539825

The source is Josh, who understands about as much about mortgages as he does exercise, grooming and proper diet.

>>541906

What are they buying that needs to have title loans for?

>>541911

It's what they deserve to be honest. Selling Bob's old stamps. Pathetic.

>>541892

I didn't know you can make Funko Pops even more repulsive than they already are.

OT: what is it with Funko Pop? Those things are so ugly, generic and utterly useless, yet it seems there is a Funko Pop of anything. Why would anyone want such a thing?

>>541911

This is huge. Title loans are nothing to sneeze at. Chris might be truly fucked.

>>541939

>>541962

Chris did it for sure, and he took the loans out as quick cash likely to cover other debts. Maybe keep his account out of the red

>>541939

Side note on the stamps, he's asking for $500 when others are selling the same set for around $50

>>542195

Holy shit. Read the description.

>Here is a most Lovely Collection of Thirty-Five 22Karat Golden Replica US Stamps, previously owned by Chris Chan’s Father, Robert Franklin Chandler, Jr., AKA, the Internet Lumberjack. Gold is always IN and Valuable! And to have this set will make most Christorians mouths water! Either that, or the basic gold value will be good too. Also includes five Elvis Presley Stamp Covers.

What an imbecile. You can't sell these for gold value because they are plated. No one will buy these for that kind of gold. Second, the leather cover has "Bob Chandler" engraved. There is even less value. Actual collectors of this stamp collection will not buy these from Chris, and faggy Christorians won't buy it because it's not Chris-chan. No wonder he knocked the price fown to $350.

>Meanwhile there are actual sellers who have these listed for as low as $15.

>>542191

If this still gets scared and wets his pants because his balance goes into the red, then he doesn't need money and should have someone else buy his groceries and pay his bills.

>>541901

Yo what's the Waifu#????

>>541891

No it went nowhere fucking near ruckersville

>>541906

Arent title loans the same as those Payday Loans scams where the interest is 500% or some crazy amount + Can take your car if you default?

>>541911

Chris has gone 0 days without destroying precious memories

>>541962

>When you take out a Loan but almost default on it so you take out another loan but almost default on it so you take out another loan but almost….

>>542732

>aluminum can out of the trash

This fucker cant even walk his fat ass to a vending machine and get a full can?

>>542928

Here's the description

>Alright, everyone! Here’s something memetastic that would be awesome to own. One individual’s trash is another person’s treasure, so I’m offering a few empty Fanta Orange cans with my autograph on them. NOTE: each can will be thoroughly rinsed out and dried before being autographed. And only twelve cans will be available at this time. And each can will be enclosed in a plastic box container, as shown in the photos.

>>542928

Also, I should've added this here >>542946

>More than 10 available / 8 sold

>>542946

I feel like someone is helping Chris write these descriptions for his e-beggings. Chris has never been this self aware and/or willing to use his own trolling to promote himself. If I had to guess I'd say either there's a new idea fag or its the captain and teNULL.

>>542981

>someone is helping him

I think you are right. If you look at his current items up, there is one called

>Variant Autographed Photo - Chris Chan Is Not Ian Brandon Anderson-Liquid Saga

It seems strange that he would call it himself "Liquid Saga". Also "memetastic", what is that all about?

>>538265

>>538270

Whatever it is, I hope that Chris finally goes out with a bang. Something so outrageous, so unprecedented, almost completely unheard of, yet still vaguely chris-like that it'll cement him and his legacy. A fulfilling, satisfying end, one to be remembered in 'net history.

>>543059

memetastic is definitely a CWCism, I'd bet cash he came up with that himself but the overall time of his new eBay items screams HELLO FELLOW INTERNET FRIENDS HOW DO YOU DO

>>543154

>Yeah. They're actually illegal in about half of the states (not Virginia though). The annual interest usually hits 100% pretty quickly, though it's sometimes capped.

So basically now Chris has moved from being in Dire straights financially to being completely Screwed?

>Most surprising that he's referring to Bob as the "Internet Lumberjack." I mean, it's his dead father. I assume it's Null since he's just as awful to his own family.

Chris has become weirdly aware of just how much of a fucking joke he and his family is online and has shown that he has literally no issue doing stuff like this to try to make a buck

>>543184

He is that 0.1% jew.

>>542012

They're loved by the soyboy faux geek crowd. They want "something cool" but they don't care what so they buy up these things. It's revolting on every level imaginable.

>>541892

So none of you faggots ever do this yourselves.

Don't put a vagina on your funko pop's face. It's easy to sculpt a new nose once you have a smooth surface to work from. Use a paperclip as a support inside it.

>>543184

Pay day loans have interest rates of 2000% in some cases. Unless you're about to die and need money for emergency surgery you should never ever take one. They're vicious like a mortal kombat fatality

Chris is likely doing this stuff because he has no other option. He can see there is a huge problem and he's trying his best to solve it. The problem is he's still a retard so his solutions are retarded.

>>542981

Null and his little band of foxdick fags have been pulling the strings on Chris' online sales for a while now. They claim they're helping him with his finances because him and Barb are unable to do it themselves. In reality they're taking a cut of all the profits and giving Chris just enough to get by while still constantly having to beg people for more $$$.

They've turned him into their personal cash/cow/. At one point Null was even having Chris send him part of his SSDI check.

>>543507

Proof?

>>543507

LOL nigga is your name Eddie Dzial because you're making some big claims with nothing to back it up.

>>543507

Is this why he was so buried in Chris' shit?

>>538472

We don't put the mentally retarded in homes anymore, and the South has about as much homeless shelter support as there are white hindus down there. He'll be on the street.

>>538526

>we may loose(sp) all contact

Not likely. Even homeless people have access to the internet. Starbucks willingly lets you shit in their spaces without so much as a purchase these days, and their wifi speeds are pretty good. Contact will be patchy, but still there. Chris can't let go of his e-binky, it's quite literally all he's got left.

>>537055

>>537139

Selling assets does not qualify as countable income under the SSI. It would fall under the resource limit of $2000 per individual instead, and that only if he doesn't spend any on food or consumables which is… unlikely, considering it's Chris.

If you can prove his total assets are above the $2000/individual resource limit, then you can talk about the SSI agent. But that may be difficult considering how much money Chris blows through and how incapable of saving he is.

>>543894

These are products of labor. He drew these portraits or autographed the things and turned them into a product; his mother crocheted those blankets. Very few are assets, like Bob's stamp collection would be an asset.

>>543507

Got proof of that? Not that I am doubting that it's possible but so much shit gets said on this place that without proof or a lead, I am skeptical

>>544329

It doesnt help theres actual disinfo and such being spread about CWC by KF and other groups/individuals.

Hell disinfo in general is becoming du jour for lolcows, look at the death of Terry.

>>543894

Chris isn't on SSI - he gets SSDI (through Bob). There's no resource limit.

>>546455

Oh yeah hes gonna try to sell those pogs

>>546439

Chris is slowly turning into that timecube guy

>>546386

Bob's dead, and social security disability doesn't transfer to children, only spouses.

>>546439

Wow that's a whole lot of words to say nothing.

>>546455

Of course he collected pogs (julaycaps).

>>546639

So if this is the case when barb dies. There goes a big chunk of change for chris's lifestyle.

Ive oftend wondered: what would need to happen for chris to get a fucking job?

>>546708

jesus christ i stand by my previous statement. chris is approaching timecube guy levels of schitzo

Long rambling "word salad" type posts like this are a sure sign of an ill mind.

>>546639

It transfers to disabled children, too.

https://www.ssa.gov/planners/disability/qualify.html#anchor7

>>546704

He'd get a job if his paypigs stopped bailing him out of financial hardship every time he shits out a begging post or hocks a new piece of garbage.

>>547276

That's new to me.

>>547276

welp. i give up. only chris can destroy his tugboat now.

AFAIK a felony will get it taken. So if Felon Saga pops off we'll rapidly go to Homeless Insane Felon Saga which will rapidly enter Final Saga

>>547325

Yes they definitely took out a reverse mortgage after bob's death. That is the big looming storm. I dont think chris can weather that storm even if he keeps is SSDI. The tugboat has many components and barb is at least a few of them, if nothing else her continued living prevents the vultures from descending just yet.

>>547325

>I think even when he sold the totem their monthly expenses outweighed their combined income.

Haha, yeah, that was fun to watch. He sold the Totem because Barb had fucked up the finances that month, but after the sale, Chris immediately wasted the money on a $400 gold necklace and prizes for his stamp raffle (which cost him $750). And then he couldn't afford to ship the fucking Totem and Barb had to bail both of them out by cashing out their life insurance.

>I'm kind of more interested in chronicling their financial horrors than Chris' universe now, which is mostly just pathetic and sad.

Agreed. His universe has just been regurgitated MLP adventures ever since he first went to BronyCon.

I dont think you guys know much about the systems for the mentally disabled. Since he gets a disability check he will most likely have a case worker. He will cry and complain to the caseworker once his mother dies and he himself will have his entire assets be under lock and key. They will make sure all the bills are paid and give him an "allowance" due to the fact that he is not mentally capable to do it himself. They will assign a payee and that will be the end of it. Im guessing the reason why he doesnt have one now is for a few reasons.

1) The mother hasnt been declared unable to properly maintain the household.

2)Chris knows full well that they will watch over his finances like a hawk and doesnt want that right now

3)He hasnt been actually tested in a good while meaning that the government has no real idea of his mental state except for the courts that have clearly dealt with him multiple times.

>>546439

>>546708

The wild thing about Chris is that he is kinda close to some schools of myticism/new age beliefs. Higher selves, projecting to other realms, integrating spiritual insight.

He just has with cartoons, OCs, and a crazy self important semi-god complex.

Does anyone remember that faggot from Austin, Texas named Romeo Rose who gained lolcow status from his sweetheart search website? Well he's back, in foxdick attention whoring form.

>>548039

I think I have a video of him making out with a twenty-something woman for forty minutes. If my memory serves me right, then it's about as gross as it sounds.

>>548050

He's a member of the foxdick farms now, verified and all. He seems to have taken an interest in Chris.

>>546708

Sooo… basically Chris didnt work on his paid obligations to Sonichu 14 because he took some acid and thought he could fly?

>>546439

Hopefully hes does what my Autist Dad did once and jumps off a roof in a Superman outfit

When Barb dies will Chris Refuse to report it and just leave her corpse in the Shed like Mother from Psycho and keep collecting her pension?

>Chris Believes in "healing stones" and Magic crystals and shit now

I take it back

Chris really is a middle aged women stuck in a mans body

>>549414

Yes.

>>549414

I think that Chris will have that idea initially but whether or not he would be able to keep up the act is a different story.

>>548039

Did he lose his teeth?

>>549385

Nah fam, he tripping on some good ole, naturally occuring, perfectly legal, High Functioning autism.

>>549489

Wasn't there some retarded connection between him and that redhaired psychopathic woman who wanted to run for office on the basis of gamergate?

>>551268

>>549489

Who the fuck is this retard? Sounds like he has a Chris-sized ego.

>>551845

No, changing ones names doesnt absolve debt.

If anything external destroys chris it will be debtors suing him into bankruptcy.

>>551849

>Who the fuck is this retard?

Behold, God's greatest mistake.

https://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=117768411

(he probably deserves his own thread tbh)

>>551863

I dont even recognize this new Chris (2016-now). His retardation has reached a whole new level.

>>551865

You have to wonder though, even if this debtor successfully sues him and gets a judgment against him what can they do? They can't touch his tugboat, the house isn't in his name, he's got no money saved, and you can't garnish paypig and PayPal donations.

>>552069

Thats true but they can garnish his tax returns. I don't know if he gets a tax return but the IRS can make someones life a living hell if they want to. Eventually Chris will have to have some stable income besides the tugboat to live on and then he'll be screwed

>>551845

Chris hasn't changed his name. His tranny shit doesn't change his legal documents.

>>552252

…yes he has? He's legally Christine. Not sure if he's legally female, but that means jack shit anyway as gender has been deconstructed.

>>546704

As others have said, he'd need to be in a situation where he actually has no other choice. Why would he get a shitty menial job right now when he has his tugboat and online sales plus paypigbux?

>>552069

His car. His personal property. And failing that he could end up in jail for outstanding debt.

It's easier to get away with murder in this country than debt.

>>552356

>Law supersedes nature

This is what soyboys actually believe.

>>552685

Nigger, this is America. Theres no debtors jail here like Europe.

>>552685

He can be sued for outstanding debt all day long and have the irs garnish all of his bank accounts (not sure if paypal is considered a "bank") and have collection agencies hound him with calls 10 times a day but if he doesnt physically have the money to pay then thats pretty much it.

Chris is a literal nigger when it comes to finances.

>>552735

You must be a soyboy yourself by jumping into emotional conclusions like these from reading my post. I was not fucking saying that makes Chris a woman, but legally his name is Christine whether you like it or not.

>>552685

Chris recently purchased a new car aka he has a car payment. He doesn't own the car and he won't for a few years. Sure, once the car is paid off they can seize it immediately but it will be trashed by then. Other than that I doubt any debtor can do much with his Lego collection, homemade figurines, and digital video game library.

>>552852

And I'll call him Chris until he dies, and I'll call you a soyboy until you kill yourself.

Just spam Chris with Sonichu reboots and Chris will start shitting himself hard

>>553090

he probably gets a shitload of tags. if chris gets his head above the crowd and screams loud enough he might get noticed. but i doubt blocked

>>553141

I retract my statements. Yes it will be coming soon, I hope he however takes that moment to look up chris. I figure most of these Checksquad lads just block the weirdos regularly.

>>552934

I've never said we should call Chris Christine either, only that it's his legal name now. I was wrong calling you a soyboy, you're just a bootlipped 85 IQ nigger with no reading comprehension.

>>553141

>"My bad [Marvel Writer] I retract my earlier statement about my make believe character being able to travel dimensions. I can still do that irl though."

Jesus if Chris lives to be in his 50's hes gonna have dementia bad.

>>537488

I want nothing more in this world but to see chris stumble around someone's basement whilst tripping balls

So did the videos of Chris punching Barb ever get released?

>>554204

When was Chris chans last mental health evaluation? He's completely detached from reality.

>>554208

Chris goes to a court ordered therapist but if null is to be believed he says that Chris knows how to hide this shit from them.

>>554213

>if null is to be believed

Chris is a habitual disappointment. If Josh actually thinks that he can keep Chris from being Chris in public then hes diluted. He probably doesnt do a very good job hiding his autism. I don't have the picture of chris in the waiting room of one of his appointments but everything about him screams "retard"

>>554218

Not the guy you're responding to but court ordered therapists can be avoided so long as Chris checks "no" on any mental health eval form he's given. So long as he says he's not violent and doesn't hurt people, the court won't care. His mental breakdown at bronycon helps him here because instead of turning a groping into an assault he just crumbled up. And as it pertains to schizophrenia, therapists won't even ask questions that would trigger it because they don't know/don't care about the depths of Chris's insanity. He's just a number for them, and one which doesn't even have to go to court-mandated aggression therapy.

This is exactly how people slip through the system until they commit an atrocity (the attempted assassination of President Reagan comes to mind here).

>>554256

Depends on what documents you want. Chris only changed his name/sex on his driver's license, this is fairly easy to do in most states including virginia that doesn't require the sexual "identity" to match their biological sex. As for the name, the government doesn't care because on their end they use the actual DL number.

However, changing his Birth Certificate is another matter altogether. He hasn't done this and likely will not ever, because doing this requires a lawyer and at least ~6-12 months of time showing up to a court (often with witnesses) to sign documents and do other busywork. Only the most committed trannies do this, because it's more expensive than even sexual reassignment surgery (which is covered by free healthcare services in many states, while legal fees are not ever).

>>554146

You underestimate the bloodlust of banks, im afraid. Chris will definitely get his house taken after some kind of process. The land it sits on has value and one of those "shovel mechs" could end up leveling 14BC. I totally want to see him hang out with other degenerates like him until hes eaten alive but them.

>>554211

Pretty much this. They WILL squeeze chris dry. At the end of it chris will be homeless, penniless, and without a future

>>554475

Wtf is am I looking at?

>>554489

His submission for a contest to win a nintendo switch. He's trying to win one because Newgrounds is trying to find the best bowsette art.

Here's where you can vote.

https://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/cwcsonichu1982/genette

>>554475

why does he still color like a retarded kindergartener? why does he use washable markers?

>>554146

He could head for Richmond, there's people there that would let him crash at their place and eat their food for sexual favors. Granted there's a lot of hard drugs and STDs in those environments, but I'm sure some alternative lifestyle gay collective of heroin addicts would accept him. Apparently panhandling and charities are ample around there too. The area around VCU is like a birdfeeder for degenerates and antifa.

>>554491

So I'm guessing a bunch of foxdickers are the ones giving him 5 stars

Someone wants to really tell Chris, here's a good idea yall can have for free.

https://facebook.com/help/contact/234739086860192?_rdr

If you can provide documentation that Chris passed away (ie an online obituary and or a physical obituary from a funeral service) Chris will be locked out of his account forever unless he's smart enough to figure out how to contact Facebook to prove he didn't die.

>>554435

>You underestimate the bloodlust of banks, im afraid. Chris will definitely get his house taken after some kind of process. The land it sits on has value and one of those "shovel mechs" could end up leveling 14BC. I totally want to see him hang out with other degenerates like him until hes eaten alive but them.

Banks are going to check the value of the house against what it's going to cost to make the house into something they can legally sell and sell at a profit. If Chris ruins the house enough, the bank will fuck off and simply choose to rape his credit score (or take his car) instead. Banks want things with value, and it's doubtful 14BC has any especially when Ruckersville, VA is not known for it's low real estate supply.

>>554497

They'd deal with him until he sperged out over someone misgendering him and started a fight/had a freakout. There's only so much of that normal (well, "normal") people will take before they just decide to call the cops and have him evicted. Chris has a mental disability, just like most homeless do.

>>554794

>Real Estate Has No Value: The Post

If the house is condemned, the bank will pay for a bulldozer to knock down the house, remove the trash, then sell the lot. It won't cost them much.

>>554794

no, see:

>>555132

The land has value. No matter how much the chandlers let the house decay that sits upon it. It will be repossessed. If being a lazy fuck let lazy fucks get out of mortgages by being lazy there wouldnt be a mortgage system.

The shovelmechs will win.

>>555212

Wow. It's like Chris recorded his future.

Given how much of an attention-whore Chris is I'm cocks that i'll be able to get nice and comfy in a few years and watch his demise in real time.

>>539131

How can anyone have any sort of sympathy for this demented retard is beyond me, he has shown over and over through the years to be a terrible person.

>>556348

>>556348

>he has shown over and over through the years to be a terrible person

And that's something that can't be excused away because of autism.

Chris spotted on Reddit?? HHHHMMMMM?!?!?!?!

https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/9k44tw/ucwcvilleguardian1982/

>>556884

I get skeeved out when the unclit is brought up because I saw the pictures/video and it haunts me now.

>>556889

>unclit video

There's a video?

>>556890

Someone posted a video of some random tranny rubbing its axe wound and claimed it was Chris. Only the retards fell for it.

>>556945

>someone gets fed up with your autistic shit

>IT WAS THOSE DAMN DIRTY TROLLS!

clockwork

>>556961

Whats this CPU shit he keeps going on about?

>>556945

Wow. Total lack of self-awareness, classic chris.

>>556964

Anime alternate dimension computer based goddesses for some weeb religion hes an adherent to

>>556982

Is Chris starting a new religion to help promote his Etsy page? Also why doesn't the CWCki have any of his twitter spergs or the CPU garbage on there? It's like they partnered with foxdick farms in an effort to keep Chris' antics under wraps.

>>556992

keewee getting troll's remorse for chris is pretty abominable in and of itself

>>556920

WTF is up with that video anyways? Did they have their vas deferens hooked up to their taint or something instead of the urethra? That was some sick shit. I hope Chris isn't that mutilated.

Also, people were claiming that the unclit was the result of not one but two bad taint piercings. Is it possible that Chris could sue the place? I am not aware of what waivers tattoo parlors and piercing shops require their patrons.

>>556992

>Etsy

What? Do you have the link? I found this https://www.etsy.com/market/sonichu but they all seem to be people who aren't Chris. Like one calls it the "Solid Chris Series". I doubt he would use that.

According to the cwcki http://archive.is/wWqjj he failed to deliver orders and his etsy account was closed down.

>>556992

sonichu.com is basically a sister site to the farms. It was started by cogsdev who ran the pvcc forum but when he went full sjw commie tranny he wanted to delete the site because it was bad for his rep. Marvin stole the wiki from him and locked him out. While Null doesn't run the wiki he probably has some say in it.

And on the CPU thing, it's from some weeb video game about anime goddesses that represent retro consoles. I think Idea Guy planted that idea.

http://hyperdimensionneptunia.wikia.com/wiki/CPU

>>557009

https://www.etsy.com/people/ChristineChandler982?

This is Chris's current etsy account

Source: Foxdicks

>>557049

>0 Followers, 0 Following

>No Items For Sale

Is he buying stuff on etsy from what he sells on ebay?

>>556992

>why doesn't the CWCki have any of his twitter spergs or the CPU garbage on there?

I'm one of the CWCki editors. There is a page about the CPU stuff. https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Hyperdimension_Neptunia

What do you mean by twitter spergs?

>It's like they partnered with foxdick farms in an effort to keep Chris' antics under wraps.

What do you mean? Chris's antics are still discussed there.

>>557080

>cwcki editor

>reddit spacing

You ain't from around here, are ya boy?

>>557085

eh pardon >>557080 , but ya got proof lad? Theres definitely some lack of info on KF on the cwcki

>>557092

True. It boils down to a lack of people on the CWCki and the server issues making it difficult to edit.

Chris being prolific on Twitter makes it a chore to keep up with on the CWCki, since that involves copy-pasting a lot of inane drivel. It's just more convenient to take screenshots and post to a thread.

>>557092

Another example is the omitted fact that Vivian Gee was a Clyde Cash trollsona rather than a real person. This omission gives the character a dual purpose: not just fooling Chris but fooling everyone else into thinking a real person tried to be a whiteknight, failed and became a troll. A very convenient narrative.

Ki-wis are moving right up to the 'troll' line, then moving the goalposts and moving twoard it again. We;re going it too. The internet is fucked and it's only getting more fucked. The internet was a mistake.

>>557080

>What do you mean about twitter spergs? Christine is a good girl she dindu nuffin.

Nigger, literally 80% of what Chris posts on twitter is him acting like a full blown retard.

See >>556945 >>554737 >>554204 >>553141

Also take your reddit spacing back to your shitty wiki

>>557103

>>557104

In other words youre lazy and suck at your job.

>>557104

I won't say that the cwcki is completely up Chris' ass but I will definitely agree that there is a lot of history revision PVCC/inner circle protection when it comes to early Chris trolling. Hell at least Josh and Marvin have admitted on the farms that most of the "official story" of Christory is bullshit and almost everything Chris did before his dad died was heavily influenced by the trolls.

>>557057

I thought he sold his crap he makes on there. He must have seperate buying and selling accounts

>>557145

According to an archived copy of the cwcki, he got kicked off of etsy. That account, christinechandler982, doesn't have anything listed for sale. His ebay, pristinechristine1982, or close to that, lists a bunch of stuff on it that would be considered etsy quality wares.

>>557103

>and the server issues making it difficult to edit

Seriously, does Marvin host the wiki on a GameCube or what? It's lack of consistency in being accessible is one of its biggest flaws.

>>557119

>your job

lol. But you can jump in and help. Just ask Marvin if he'll enable registration long enough for you to sign up.

>>557153

I often suspected the downtime was largely faked in order to scare up donations

>>557054

It just looks autistic, how bad are these games?

>>554497

I could definitely imagine Chris getting into the whole Antifa crowd, he would probably blend in well the the rest of the sweaty lard tards in those protests

>>557424

Hes already towing that water with his Pmurt posting. When (its not an if anymore at this point) chris loses his house in After Barb Era he might end up shacking up with anti-fa SJW commie types that are well 10 years his junior. He's going to be weird aging internet sensation whos stardom is nearly extinguished.

Reminds me, you can really separate CWC into Manchild Era -> After Bob -> After Barb.

>>556889

>>556890

>>556920

The photos were bad enough. Cursed images.

>>557264

>>557103

>>557153

Wikis are notorious resource hogs, you really can't run one on the cheap. When it began throwing up errors a few years ago, I had a long chat with Canine/Marvin and his attitude was basically "I know what I'm doing dude, I do this for a living, the cwcki will never die or go down."

Canine and Josh are amazing examples of the Dunning-Krueger Effect in practice. They both are essentially bottom level techs in a Hindu IT shop.

>>557148

From what I remember he went to etsy when he was kicked from ebay, then back to ebay when he was kicked from etsy.

>>557548

>From what I remember he went to etsy when he was kicked from ebay, then back to ebay when he was kicked from etsy.

Makes sense. Chris was always a rebel about the rules. Remember when he ran over Michael Snyder twice, and then coereced his mom into doing it also, and then he maced some employee at Gamestop?

>>557536

It's really gross. I don't know what was going on, but if someone does that to their body, then they are likely suicidal.

>>557044

Doesn't this weebshit have a general over at /v/? LMao.

>>557653

I haven't seen any recent postings by null admit his contact with Chris. Did he give up yet?

AYYYYY

Y

Y

Y

Y

Y

>>554475

> That signature

< Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu

Did he change his last name to Chandler Sonichu?

>>556999

It was probably a urethral reroute. I'll put the details in a spoiler to protect the innocent.

The urethra passes between the legs; in a UR you make a cut where the urethra is closest to the skin, thus making an opening there. Now instead of pissing and cumming through your dick, it all leaks out through that hole. You can still use your dick for fucking, but no fluid will reach it there, it all leaks out through the hole first. It is also dangerous because the shorter urethra makes it easier for pathogens to enter your body and cause infections

>>557885

No. He believes his CPU (soul) or something merged with his creation. CWC is full on insane now.

>>557880

Adding to this, thoughts on Post Barb Foreclosure Era possibilities:

>Chris moves in with some anti-fa types, how would his SSDI interact with the invariable welfare his newfound roommates surely have? What if chris gets in trouble AGAIN for some anti-fa related stuff? It would show chris becoming more anti-social…

>Chris move to florida and live with Josh, either with his mom (unlikely for any normal woman to allow) or in an apartment together. This implode rapidly

>Chris moves to some apartment nearby and declare bankruptcy. Quelling as much of his old debts as possible and living in a small apartment

>>557887

>Chris move to florida and live with Josh, either with his mom (unlikely for any normal woman to allow) or in an apartment together. This implode rapidly

Josh seems to have given up on Chris. Not the flavor of the month. Can't squeeze out money from the boy.

>>537323

>you used to do that more flirtingly

god dammit chris, it's your own MOM

>>537372

>or like the inside of an extremely understaffed maximum security psychiatric hospital

More like one of those "inmates are running the asylum" kind of deals where all the staff are locked up and can't intervene at all.

>>541892

>I had to fill the void with model magic

I bet you did, Chris. I bet you did.

After Barb dies, Chris will go underground for a bit. You won't hear much from him on social media or the like. There will be massive scrambling though within the troll circles, because they're all going to have their own agendas and want control of him.

Eventually, money will be short and he'll come out of hiding. He'll stop having enough to pay all of the bills, he'll get some red flag notices, or there'll be a new video game he wants to buy. This is when the trolls will pounce, they'll be tripping all over each other to provide for him in an attempt at gaining his trust. They'll probably pay his mortgage for him a few times or something and buy him some toys. This will go on for about year probably.

Eventually one of them will convince Chris to move in with him. He'll probably do it. It will not last long. After they get over the novelty of living with Chris Chan, they'll have to deal with living with a smelly man baby, and he'll get thrown out, they'll make youtube videos, the foxdick farms will troll them and call them weens, rinse an repeat a few times.

He'll eventually end up with Marvin where Marvin gets him addicted to meth and uses him as a sex doll. People start becoming disturbed and worried as Chris deteriorates before our eyes. Eventually Marvin is sent to prison after Chris mentions his ass bleeding.

Chris ends up in a nursing home, and we never hear from him again, outside of random police blotter appearances where he's firing off Curse-yemyehas at people.

>>555132

>>555212

Bulldozers cost money so does new construction, and again Ruckersville isn't exactly a hip in-demand area like NOVA is. No bank wants the property if the house is fucked. Abandonment happens, yet it doesn't kill the system because ultimately banks save money by just writing it off and refusing to do business with the debtor again.

>>558082

You just flat dont get it. The. Bank. Wont. Just. "Drop it". Got it? Doesnt matter if the house is now literally a giant mountain of shit. They will seize the land cause no matter what the land has value. Even if they have to hire a demo they will get it done.

>>558079

I too fear a slow fade away, rather than a huge dramatic finale we've all been yearning for.

Unless, of course, CWC does get involved with drugs and ends up flying off the handle one day

>>558104

>Perhaps the most retarded post in any CWC thread on /cow/, and there have been many.

Get real. You really think a bank wants a filthy property whose only value is a total demo? Anyone with a brain can see the house is a mess and only represents a money pit. All foreclosing the house does is putting all of the Chandlers unsolved home repairs onto a bank, who will now have to pay to fix it. For a big city they'll take the cost, but not for a hole in the wall like Ruckersville where such a property has to compete alongside brand new homes and fixer-uppers that aren't a mess.

>>558133

A full demo on the property won't even net 25% of it's current value, for Ruckersville that's $10k aka the price of a full demo. And if 14BC goes for the same rate other foreclosured properties in the area go for, then the house is worth maybe $40k which isn't even worth a demo since the lot itself is worth less than that.

>>558082

Bulldozers are cheap to rent.

>>558147

Yet operators want to get paid. A full crew (two guys ripping stuff from the house, two to sort/load/dump it) is going to be at least $100/hr and Chris's house has so much shit to go through it'd take days just to pull all the actual trash to get down to the actual house. Which brings up another problem: an estate sale with Chris would be a huge mess because he'd have to take all of his stuff, and he'd definitely harass anyone going to the sale unless cops keep him out. After that debris box is dumped, then they got to spend another week actually ripping the house, plus another day or two physically destroying it. This is easily $10k in labor, not factoring in the actual disposal costs.

Other people who want to be paid too: realtors tasked with listing the property, auctioneers tasked with selling it, escrow to close it and title insurance. This is another 25% off the property's value when all is said and done, which for a $50k property is $12500. Thus the bank is looking at about $22500 in costs just to make 14BC not Chris's, which is 43% of the property's value. And this assumes they find a buyer in the first place and the property does not have any sort of infestations on it that would require special cleanup.

This is too much risk for a bank when they can just write it off as a loss and potentially garnish Chris's future wages. Which gets into other questions about Chris's finances and tax filings, he doesn't make much money but a bank would happily take his paypig bux and tugboat instead since that's guaranteed to make them money.

>>558161

>all those words

They don't go through the house. What they do is smash the house down, then take the copper/brass and sell that. Everything else will go into a dumpster. It's cheap and affordable for banks who deal in real estate daily to pay for demolition and sell the land. The buyer bears construction costs.

>>558161

You realize they are obligated to do something with the property. And also once christian defaults on the mortgage they are also obligated to take the property.

>>558082

The bank doesnt care how much it'll cost to get Chris out and demo 14BC they're thinking long term gain. Yeah it'll be expensive but the ammount they can make over 10-20 years will be worth it. Banks don't just let people live in their houses for free.

>>558082

Also, you are a retard. Think before you post.

>>558174

No, because nobody sane searches through a pile of debris for a couple hundred bucks of copper. Interior goes first, then drywall, then floors, then copper stripped. Only then does the building get knocked down. This is done to maximize the potential resale value from things like flooring and windows.

>The buyer bears construction costs.

And what buyer wants the land when there's both brand new homes, fixer uppers, and cheaper vacant land all around? This is what I'm getting at.

>>558203

The bank isn't obligated to do anything except collect. Chris's tugboat is a far juicer and far more low hanging fruit for the bank, since they can go right to the government and get paid on time every month doing absolutely nothing.

>>558204

10-20 years for a vacant plot of land on a dead end street in the shitty part of Virginia? At some point it becomes cheaper for the bank to either scrub it off as a loss and garnish the debtor's wages. Chris is in that position.

>>558214

He has no more than 5 years

>>558214

He'll live forever, like a resilient cockroach.

>>558206

Chris being sociable is probably the exact reason they changed it.

Chris is currently in the Therapeutic Docket program for his trespass case, which is literally, treat Tards nice and hope they won't be commit crime again program. But if he slips, oh boy high chance he is going to jail

>>558661

Lol, the only reason that the store can even afford the renovations is because Chris just dumps his tard money everyday.

>>559267

How is he so fucking retarded that he doesn't understand basic grammar? To me, Chris' ability to speak and write has clearly diminished over the years.

>>559270

Like McDonald's gives a shit about some retard who can't take the time to spell correctly or use proper grammar.

>>559285

What You Mean Its Unpropper To Capitalize Every Word In A Sentanse And Make Up Your Own Words?

>>559330

Almost as bad as Serife.

>>559341

It's not the real turkroach if it doesn't use the words "shit racist" in it's post.

>>559343

It doesn't get old either. For some reason she's been really active. Makes me wonder why ole Chris-chan himself doesn't pop into this thread. "Have a heart guys and give me money on my ebay items which are literal trash from my house."

>>558214

RIP CWC c. 2025, calling it now. he'll have a heart attack in his late 30s or early 40s. and then will rapidly die off from there. he will die silently drunkenly dreaming of sonichu in his sleep. A transient living on the streets once everything else has exhausted.

>>558206

>>559285

His connection to reality is not good. He needs to return to his Better Glory.

>>559510

Speaking of the End of CWC. He has a continuation coming up for his trespassing charges. What if they look more into him? What chance of him actually being taken in for examination?

>>559527

Ack, sorry. Triple posting. Late nights.

I just realized something. What if during his trial/post trial the state concludes hes possibly bonkers and holds him temporarily involuntarily. During this brief period his mom dies from the ensuing stress. A major fear of the Chandlers was Chris being thrown into an "asylum"

After a second eval he would be coherent enough for release, leaving him to return home to a whirlwind. CWC: Joker begins.

>>559534

Chris-chan's MO is generally trespassing. It seems he is in trouble with that every year. What's more dangerous however is his violent behavior, and the fact Virginia constantly overlooks that shows just how incompetent they are to treat his anti-social mental illnesses. He might maim or put someone in danger of death some day and it will be entirely the State of Virginia's fault.

>>559577

Double 7s of truth. CWC kills someone with his car on accident/purpose.

>>556961

Honestly I think one of the biggest things making Chris's art look like shit is the markers he insists on using, if you actually try looking at just the line art of this picture, it's not that bad, it's symmetrical, and it does look like Sonic, compare this to Sonichu 0, he's improved a lot, but the coloring makes this look awful, because the markers are cheap pieces of shit, the paper is clearly absorbing most of the ink, it gives the entire picture a fugly texture.

>>559527

>What if they look more into him?

The hold is 48 hours and there are people a lot more dangerous and insane than Chris who are released.

>>559577

He's likely going to be on some variation of probation for the rest of his life. The Blue Arms Jihad just "happened," there's really no way to trick Chris into going to the lengths he did. Likewise all of his other problems are just day-to-day tard rages and inability to curb his behavior. Kind of sad because these are really still the "best of times" materially at least.

Anyway, what I meant to say is that he's probably going to be on a rolling series of probation terms for the rest of his life and misdemeanors are going to be probation violations. This is basically how niggers live.

>>559681

No. His art is bad. The lines are jittery. It's clear that proportion and perspective is ignored by Chris. Include that with the fact that he is incapable of recognizing the blatant shittiness of his coloring, and it's easy to see that Chris is not dedicated to studying and improving beyond where he is now technically. Chris doesn't make art. Chris makes trash. That's where it belongs. His mom's needlework and color choice are however decent.

>>559706

Niggers are felons, and Chris was a felon for several months after he hit Michael Snyder with his car for the second time. It wouldn't be out of the norm for something to happen that sends Chris into a tard rage, like Nintendo goes out of business and stops making hardware or games. How likely that is, I don't know. But just look at his McDonald's rant. That could have escalated. It's his daily "routine" life that risks others from his violent behavior.

>>559285

Autism impairs language skills resulting in odd syntax. How new are you again? Also please show where Chris hurt or molested you.

>>559799

How much of Chris' semen are you saving in your stomach?

>>559878

How old are you if that's your retort?

One thing I've noticed is that autism prevents understanding of autism itslef and that autists despise each other more than they do normal folks. So I have a pretty clear picture of your given that you follow the autistic 2009 YouTube sperg logic of "people criticise Chris, so if I violently hate him I'll be an even cooler kid!" that brought birth to A-Log. At last I truly see. Sorry but today you won't get much pats on the back for that shtick.

>>559886

>How old are you if that's your retort?

I am old enough to know that I am a man.

>"people criticise Chris, so if I violently hate him I'll be an even cooler kid!

>that brought birth to A-Log

I don't follow A-Log. I sure know what it means. I am giving Chris advice, but yes, I do want to see delicious julay raining from Chris fucking up yet again. I am not advocating people to fuck with him directly. I do not say ever that I am fucking with Chris directly. I just say that Chris fucks up plenty, and when he fucks up again, I hope he finally gets a true punishment to wake him up from whatever bullshit he pushes on people as himself. Chris is a known liar, batterer, and someone who spends his money frivolously. I don't think Chris is smart enough to steal from people, to be a thief, like D&D irl. Chris couldn't ever do that, and why is because Chris would be killed if he tried to do that, where as the common nigger dumb-as-a-brick will successfully steal and meaning his saved life. I say Chris is a retard because I know he is a retard. Chris can get as mad as he wants. He can stay mad until he dies and then roast himself to eternal BBQ by staying mad in the afterlife. He can learn if he wants to, but he is an idiot and will not.

>>559955

>I am old enough to know that I am a man.

Anyone can say that you know.

>I am not advocating people to fuck with him directly. I do not say ever that I am fucking with Chris directly.

>I say Chris is a retard because I know he is a retard

Are you schizophrenic or poorly gaslighting? Because that does not mesh with claims that he's a calculating violent criminal.

>>559955

Oh wait its spoonfeed guy. The one that knows nothing about CWC, at all. Does no research on the cwcki, and yet still stumbles into these threads

>>560335

It's definitely a cow but good luck finding cocks most of it is scrubbed from the net or heavily guarded. The only reason him or Marvin have never been doxxxxxed is because they have a stalemate going on. They're the only ones who could dox each other but won't do it out of fear of being doxxxxxed themselves.

>>560307

Chris has gone totally bonkers this year. Before Cwcville was just a childlike pretend play fantasy.

>>560335

The classic Chris trolls have been outed as being as pathetic as he is years ago barring few (Liquid is a medical researcher). Read some old threads on them:

http://archive.is/F17oC

https://archive.is/n7jia

>>560336

The autism cold war.

>>560336

Wow thats fucking dumb. Seriously fuck both of those autismal piss buckets

>>560345

Im glad liquid is successful. He seemed like an actually cool and talented guy.

>>560442

>>560441

He married Kacey because poor dude has zero self-esteem.

>>560726

That was Idea Guy's doing.

In other news, Chris seems to be oddly fixated on a Trump protest in Hawaii.

>>561664

>also, @pewdiepie

Hey pewdiepie, thanks for visiting /cow/.

>>560687

>Target

I thought he was banned from target. Also holy fuck he is insane these days.

>>562536

I'm curious if Chris was seriously in target talking to a nonexistent Pikachu.

>>562550

Fat lazy faggot is a fat lazy faggot.

>>562550

>I promise all of you, that when That Day Comes, I will reimburse you, Personally, in the Nation of Cwcville.

I don't think anyone in their right mind would want a personal reimbursement, unless its in the form of new comic pages.

>>560345

2015 /cow/ is just a bunch of bitches whining about homophobia. Someone make a decent archive of the good stuff and ignoring the whinefest.

>>562544

real creepy as it was probably in or near toy section

he either used target as a setting in a fictional tweet he believes is real. or he did actually go to target. either way i wonder how claims of trespassing on social media might fuck him over. If at all.

>>562550

CWC sounds more and more like a petty dictator. Or in the case a revolutionary promising a new and glorious government.

>>562583

>unless its in the form of new comic pages.

The comic has been complete trash for years. It's just downy, tranny and New Age BS now.

>>563084

The comic has always been trash because 1) Chris can't write and 2) Chris can't draw.

>>563084

At what point was the comic ever good? lol

If you mean it has significantly strayed from the original pure fanfic schlock to a preachy SJW soapbox that is still poorly drawn. Yes. Absolutely agree. It used to at least be enjoyable without being disgustingly pushy. More innocent I suppose.

>>563195

It's only good for the unintentional hilarity when it subtly shows how Chris thinks the world works.

Chris-chan is a mistake.

>>562550

Chris Chan outsmarted us all. He provoked people on the internet to dig up as much dirt as possible about hm, and now no employer will hire him. Now he can live the rest of his life without having to get a job.

We have been fooled, Damn you Chris and your superior mind!

>>560687

I have no idea if Brokeback Mountain is a legitimately good movie or if fags just praise it because of gay shit, and Chris' review doesn't help the matter.

And what the fuck? I'm concerned he's developing schizophrenia.

>>563541

Chris-chan is posting in this thread.