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5575a4  No.514067

This isn't necessarily about one person as much as it is about a whole "community" of autists. From your friendly neighborhood Splatoon-playing /v/irgins: >>>/v/15196894

This game has created a clusterfuck of a fandom since its inception. Youtube is one place where this shit has gone off the walls. Basically a bunch of autistic youtubers/roleplayers fucking around with TF2 ragdolls on gmod and calling them "animations" decided to fuck around with Splatoon ragdolls when they were ported a couple of years ago. It got to the point where a clusterfuck of a "Splatoon animation community" formed (which has about as much of an overlap with the actual game as fucking Call of Duty), and autistic teenagers and 30-year-olds alike could play dress-up-and-fuck with their fur inksonas. It's still going strong somehow, just search "Splatoon SFM" or "Splatoon GMOD" and you'll get hours of pure, unadulterated autism you can show to all of your friends.In one of the major incidents that came to light recently, an "animator" who called himself "Inspector Heavy" had been sex roleplaying with this teen skank "Ellie Godelia" almost exactly in line with what you'd expect to see in To Catch a Predator. It wasn't until recently that shit hit the fan and got leaked, and he and a friend of his ("Omega the Squid Man") started spazzing out on the discord groups they tended to hang out on. They talked about how they were the ones who made the Splatoon community, and how this whole pedophilia roleplay was just lies made up by trolls. He deleted his account after a massive backlash. A whole bunch of other drama happened alongside it, such as animators fighting each other and "quitting" Youtube. The latest gem involved some guy revealing that Ellie Godelia had 10 "online boyfriends" and tried to fake her own death ("help im choking on dick").

(I FEEL THE TUMOR GROWING)

49049e  No.514088

>community built around a nintendo franchise is a freak show

What's new?


b33870  No.514551

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Going to try to keep this thread going.

This one guy was talking about how the internet whore mentioned in OP took her clothes off and shit for him.


b33870  No.514553

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Also, this twitter account banamiluv is a goldmine.


92ca8c  No.514608

>>514553

Not really, it's like any other anitwitter account


a9779f  No.514802

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>>514088 (checked)

Pretty much this–nintendo goes out of it's way to cultivate and maintain the family friendly image, and thus appears "safe" for the soyboys, neurotic incels, trannys, and hamplanet cat ladies to develop an interest in.

As for splatoon specifically, it's very similar to sonic and mlp:

1) Bland, open world for anyone to cram their garbage OC into and not clash with muh cannnnon.

2) Very generic characters that are unified by a gimmick rather than a design philosophy (tentacle hair), and thus any scribble will pass so long as that gimmick is maintained.

3) Thought-policing within the fandom. In sonic and mlp any artist who says something unpopular is raked over the coals, and in splatoon someone who posts something that isn't tranny positive or that kids should all be faggots in the miiverse mark II gets deleted. Remember, NoA is infested with sjws to the point of creating awful localization scripts to give false legitimacy to their cult.

It's kind of funny that splatoon has the rainbow parasites when the first splatfest after the octo expansion was about a race war. The game's balance is still fucking awful though, anything that isn't a dualie is shit.


ff901a  No.514804

this is a favourite game of the creature cosmo, excuse me, narissia


94f688  No.514831

>>514802

I don't know too much about Splatoon but from what I can tell a lot of the autism stems from the "muh deep lore" shit just like Adventure Time. If it weren't for that one thing I figure this series would've never got off the ground.


a9779f  No.514834

>>514831

>Muh lore

It's tweens wearing spandex, shooting each other with goo. Splatoon has as much lore as a newgrounds flash.


b6e2ba  No.514863

It's almost like anyone who plays videogames over the age of 13 are damaged individuals.


5a6436  No.514877

All Nintendo fans are spergs tbh


94f688  No.514960

>>514834

There's a screenshot in the game of a fossilized human playing a WiiU which was enough to make every retard, and every viral marketer pretending to be a retard, act like it's the new Dark Souls.


bd37c6  No.515059

>>514831

>>514834

>>514960

>>514877

LOL you fucking said it. Shitendo are the biggest fucking hack shits ever, with no good fucking games. Anyone who likes Shitoon should habe a mention here.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

bd37c6  No.515061

>WHEN SHITOON FANS SEE THIS THREAD

OH NO NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHA


ade2de  No.515070

In before shitoon fags damage control fucking shit of everything ITT.


bd37c6  No.515071

>>515059

I meant HAVE a mention here, lol sorry it's not the easiest thing to type while laughing the fuck out of the reactions of shitoon fans to this based thread.


bd37c6  No.515136

Bump for Shitoon fanboy butthurt. Please fuck someone show this to /v/ lmfao.


a9779f  No.515170

>>514960

And that tells you the average vidya fan is mouth-breathing window licker. The word lore has decyaed to a petty marketing buzzword sales divisions throw about to make something sound more impressive than it actually is, and used by soyboys to pretend the digital entertainment the wasted 60 bucks on has deeper meaning. This goes just as much for everything thing else in the cringy geek culture umbrella as it does for vidya.

>>515059

>>515071

>>515136

You're that faggot from the mario and sonic thread as well as the voice actor thread who is too retarded to comprehend what IDs are. I know you live a lonely life but surely to God you have something better to do than talk to yourself and anti-shill nintendo.


bd37c6  No.515217

>>515170

>You're that faggot from the mario and sonic thread as well as the voice actor thread

Who? I'm on your side retard, just enjoying the shitoon fanboys cry the fuck out while their shit game gets exposed in front of them.


a9779f  No.515246

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>>515217

Are you going to claim that IDs are still broken after the April 1st incident, or are you merely pretending to be retarded?


4c18fa  No.515745

>>514088

What isn't cancerous about Shitendo and their fans? In an unrelated case, these fucking sheep sperged the fuck out and damage controlled after a shitty pixelshit Switch exclusive pedo pandering RPG called shitty Octofag Travesty got fucking railed on by an eceleb named Dunkey. Shit's hilarious and sad.

>>514877

THIS

THIS

THIS


bd37c6  No.516990

#Nintendosupportschildrape

SPREAD THE WORD


cc977f  No.517124

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>>515745

>That garbled fucking caveman speak

Get the object that wrote this stupid shit off my board, now.


cc977f  No.517134

If you wanna make a thread about a specific lolcow(s) in the Splatoon fanbase I'll let you guys have at it. If you wanna make gigantic textwalls about unironic console war faggotry and you type like a fucking mongoloid, do it anywhere else. Because you won't do it here, fucking subhuman.




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