/cow/ - Lolcows

>>513327

I'm happy his Dad isn't around to see this.

>>513307

Starting another thread already, Hirtes?

>>513409

>board on lolcows

>not expecting there to be a thread on CWC

Retard

>>513333

i hope heaven isn't real so his father doesn't have to weep from above as his son continues to learn nothing

>>513409

There hasn't been one for like two days though

nice quads

>>513449

I fucked up

nice quads >>513333

>>513409

Welcome back to /cow/, Josh

>>513327

I don't mind goofy shit like this, but it's when they start clutching their pearls and claiming he's an evil misogynist transphobe rapist sexist. A-logs are alive and well.

Make Chris a mod on here tbh

>>513307

>What happens if chris gets stranded at an obscure con

foxdicks will pay for a tow/taxi/uber/motel/etc

>>513409

>>513457

Stop

Bets on what happens when Chris has no-one to leech on?

>Suicide?

>Homelessness?

>Mental institution?

I'm forseeing end of a era in near future. Can't julay a cow forever

>>513557

Null will marry him.

>>513464

For sure, he's just an idiot, and there are far worse people out there. He's not someone worth white-knighting either, like Josh does, the only reasonable thing to do is to gawk or ignore altogether, getting involved in his life in any way is moronic.

>>513558

Pretty sure we're nearing end of the Saga that is CWC soon.

>>513568

>Getting involved in his life is moronic

Yet foxdickers spend thousands on Chris

At this point the only way to get anything of quality out of Chris is if he was murdered. The fall out would be amazing.

>>513568

Exactly. It's so strange that there are football teams of Chris. Some defending his every move and trying to protect his feelings, and others who are out to make him homeless or imprisoned. I like to think back to the classics when he was funny. This new shit is like season 29 of Simpsons.

>>513557

What about attempted rape or tuck of peace attack?

>>513583

>allachu sonicbar

>hit the curb

>axle falls off

>hedgehog defensive state

>>513583

>Rape

Who would rape Chris? The thing has been rejected, dumped over and over again. CWC is smelly, fat and potato faced.

>Truck of Peace

Unlikely

>>513583

I can't picture Chris pulling off an Elliot Rodger but then again who knows. His tard rage is boundless at times.

>>513616

Is that really Nool's car?

>"Don't push your stupid religion on me hur-dur I'm too bust pushing my atheism on everyone else."

What a complete faggot. Cleanse it with fire.

>>513610

Chris is too much of a bitch for this

>>513619

LOL null doesn't own a car.

>>513557

>Suicide?

Chris is too vain

>Homelessness?

White knights wouldn't allow it

>Mental institution

Group home is more likely. A hospital would give him the 72 hour hold at best

>>513307

What video is this?

>>513631

Josh really is such a NEET he doesn't own a car/drive? How could he ever hope to support his waifu Chris someday when he cant take care of himself? I also cant imagine the average foxdick fag being much better off.

>>513645

I mean, he does live with his mom/Weev/whatever, why would he need it?

>>513327

I look at it and laugh. Chris is the 36 year old version of "Hey kid! I'll give you ten dollars if you eat this turd."

>>513464

>Runs people over, peppersprays others, harms/kills pets, goes around groping/kissing people without consent, stalks women on Twitter.

Yeah. Just an innocent little ree-ree there who dindoo nuffin, Null.

>>513692

You do realize that leftists literally see all of this as "Okay", right? I get what you're saying, they don't, leftism is a mental illness

These faggots would take up signs that say #justice4chris if he ever really dindu nuffin and went to prison, just like the black lives matter faggots

Pathetic

>>513646

That would explain a lot. I get that Hirtes is an autistic motherfucker in his own right, but it's telling who obsesses over him the most

>>513693

Will it even matter? Chris reached his top years ago, and now, even if he did something funny, you would get people whining about da trolls in here, coming from a (((Certain forum))). That's what chris trolling is today, it's a slow train wreck, but you got the trump protestors, or whatever is hip these days, I don't follow politics, shielding the view of that, so you hear some cunt on the megaphone and see a hundred unwashed hippies yelling whatever slogans they all memorized instead of the good part, the train wreck. That's how I see it, anyways, I want the CWCpocalypse to happen soon so we can have this over with already

>>513618

"The Captain" put the idea in Chris' rotten pumpkin for a head that these stones have magical powers. The stone in his Class of 2000 graduation ring has a shard from the Reality Stone, as Chris claims.

>>513702

>Everyone who posts something I don't like is Hirtes.

Don't fall for that foxdick faggot brainfuck, fellah.

>>513702

He was banned for being the same chromosome hoarder who was ban evading a few weeks ago, not any specific post. That's just the first one that appeared in his history.

>>513709

Personally don't care. Anyone who Null and his cult hates this much is my friend by default.

>>513694

All 'good' things will come to a end Chris is pretty much a dead horse by now

>>513557

>suicide

Nah, his ego is too large.

>homelessness

This is smart bet. He doesnt have a support network at all. His only true friends (null doesnt count as null lives with his mom and cant actually take cwc in) are all alienated from CWC

>institution

Possible if he does something totally insane. Which is plausible in post-barb CWC saga

>>513699

>that gif

Okay, whats going on here? Who is this? A lolcow?

>>513697

>How is telling chris that there is a moon base ready to destroy cwcville any different than sending him a bunch of rocks and telling him they have magical powers?

Well the first guy did it extort money which is literally a crime and the second one isn't.

>>513616

is any of that shit sports equipment?

no?

huh well I was just wondering

>>513722

when autists get too stressed they snap into meltdowns, or autistic rage, in which they go into a flurry of attacks usually at the self sometimes at others.

I don't know who he is but since he has autism it is safe to assume he is a lolcow

>>513327

Don't, even before he went batshit crazy he was an entitled incel who kept falling for obvious troll bait. Granted twats like Josh who constantly devote their entire lives to fucking with him are worse, because they keep enabling him to go off of the deep end all the while they troll shield themselves.

>>513747

Sarcasm is difficult to express through text sadly.

>>513616

Didn’t Eliot Rodger had those same bummerstickers?

>>513724

Your thing is shit. Take it back.

>>513729

>and the second one isn't.

Oh, there is an ulterior motive at play from the foxdickers. They want CWC all to themselves. That's why they lose their shit whenever anyone goes near their "property" and doxes them.

>>513763

This

>>513616

>>513626

>>513646

>>513699

>>513702

>>513710

>>513724

stop

>>513837

Where to start…

>>513748

The lulziest part of this thread is the fact that most of it is a certain furfag samefag going.

boyg this hirtes guy really is /cow/'s bogeyman amirite?

>>513913

>>513912

stop

>>513913

You're giving yourself way too much credit buddy.

>>513697

>>513695

During the 2000s (I think) there was this fad about "healing stones". Basically some pseudoscientific crap about how certain stones radiate certain auras with certain effects and you could buy a set of stones with instructions. This pouch Chris got must be from the time of that fad.

>>513913

Neck yourself, Hirtes

>>513917

Your proxy is showing, Hirtes, you waste of life. Slit your own throat.

>>513887

How does it feel knowing that Chris has a brand new car now, Hirtes?

Is it weird that I really want to live long enough to watch Chris suck a dick? Like if we wait long enough it's going to happen sooner or later. Chris can only have so much good luck come his way before he hits the lowest of his lows and is flat broke and a troll offers to bail him out of whatever retarded predicament he's found himself in and he's forced to choke on a cock facialabuse style on camera. And as far as trolling Chris goes it's the ultimate ownage.

Since his discovery by trolls he's displayed an irrational fear of dick and its only right and fitting that his story ends by coming full circle and the last comment we ever get from Chris is a video of Chris' head hanging off the edge of a bed getting railed by a troll's dick as he sobs until he takes a sticky load on the chin and a few hundred dollars are thrown at him.

End scene.

>>513934

Hippy healing shit was more of a 90's thing. It was "new age" and they were selling rocks and stupid ornaments to middle age women. The shops are on back alleys and smell like shitty herbal sticks burning all day. They still exist and survive some how.

>>513952

IDK why you'd want to watch it

>>513969

I'm not turned on sexually by it but if I was high on meth I'd maybe be able to jerk off to it.

>>513976

If I wasn't high on meth I would probably just laugh at it but I can say with certainty that I'm not the only one who wants to watch it.

>>513888

Nice trips. Too bad most posters here wouldn't know the reference.

>>513988 (checked)

>Is CWC losing touch with his fictional reality?

Mary Lee Walsh proved his loss of reality. Chris could've gotten in to shape, started reading books on how to behave in public and around women, and been fine. If he is autistic, why isn't he autistic about improving himself? I say he is a complete retard that is incapable of accepting reality for what it is and has always preferred to use his retardation as a means to achieve an end. If people honestly cared about him, they wouldn't give him money, they would instead try to get him a job and help to establish himself in his own living space. They wouldn't continue to feed him so that he can in turn feed the horde that is Barb.

>>513989

Theres a gulf between rejecting honest advice in wistful aspie youth. And being mid 30s and this rambling schitzo.

I agree with you on the enablers, his enabler parents are why CWC turned out the way he did. In many ways the internet has become CWC's new parents. His new SJW identity is finding surrogate caretakers that arent "da cruel trolls"

>>513984

Just came to me when typing "The Captain and…" It'd be better if it rhymed with Tenille but oh well.

>>513958

Healing, yeah, though there was a weird trend I didn't notice in the '00s of athletes wearing magical magnets and tape and shit. One of them got big enough or bold enough to buy the naming rights to an arena, "Power Balance bracelets" or something that would use "hologram technology" to consolidate your energy field or something.

>>513938

Does he? Kind of weird if Jewsh raised the cash for one, the Chandlers always had cars around in their front yard.

>Hirtes

Is this where I post a liberalist meme or an anti- one?

A whole hour of autistic shoe desecration.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYtqSdbKALQ

>>514000

Got to laugh when Barb tries to ask Chris to get rid of his diakimura pillows and Chris starts throwing a tantrum.

>>514000

Trips explains the video so everyone can avoid watching 1 hour of shit.

>>514005

There's a trove of lulz in the video that the screencaps don't show, like Chris arguing with his mother (see >>514002), that even Chris is getting sick of ebay, and he still has more of old Bob's stuff his mom wants him to sell.

And of course, more e-begging for hundreds of dollars to buy Barb new eyeglasses. ebegging for new Barb's dentures is so 2017.

>>514008

Then post more. I personally don't want to give Chris or whoever the views.

>>514005

It’s mostly Chris rambling about shoe painting with a bit of Barb talking in the background, nothing too interesting. Funny moment at 26:54 where Barb suggests Chris donate his dakimakura to Goodwill, to which Chris replys that he “may have a need for them” and stutters “no” thirty times

>>514000

CHECKED and kek'd.

I havent actually had a good laugh out of CWC being CWC in a while.

We need a rip, I would but im at work.

>>514016

>need for them

Does that mean we are getting more cocks out of this with him doing what doesn't need to be described?

>>514020

We can only hope, this tranny saga has been pretty boring minus stuff like the unclit.

>>513991

http://archive.is/FxnUA

http://archive.is/OOnC6

Because Chris has no family of his own he uses the SJWs and retards as a surrogate family.

>>514016

Does Barb even use Chris's pronouns.

>>514038

Knowing barb she probably intentionally misuses them when shes mad at him.

>>514041

Hopefullly she does it because Bob would've wanted it. If I ever saw him I would constantly call him he.

>>514044

Bob was the wood glue that kept that household somewhat sane. Because of Barb and chris his legacy is going to be a forfeited decapitated home. And a small epic in internet history

>>514000

Stinky Winky is such a failure that he cant even spray paint shoes right!

>>514050

Chris said in the past that she talked a lot of shit about it when he first went hard with the tranny bullshit and said something along the lines of "we raised a son not a girl".

>>513720

As much as I'd like to see homeless saga, I think the smart money's on him just continuing to exist in his house post - Barb. His paypigs on foxdick and his tugboat will probably be enough to keep the house of cards intact until his obesity and poor hygiene inevitably kill him.

>>514068

>she

>>513724

that's a good start to documenting the k*wi mental illness in those threads. Get more material and plop a nice, big k*wi farms logo there somewhere, maybe a TeNull face as well

>>513729

t.cuck captain

>>514182

You know I think Hirtes is just an urban legend who gets foxdickfags all mad

>>514101

Im sorry but no way. the paypigs would have to pull a miracle out of their collective asses to afford even the interest payments on the debt CWC has collected. Unless one of CWC's 'benefactors' is secretly very well off and willing to throw literally tens of thousands of dollars at CWC.

>>514127

>she

He was referring to barb you dolt.

>>514101

Good luck trying to afford an underwater mortgage, utility bills, taxes, and food/etc. on just a $1300 monthly tugboat. Chris is already $150K in debt, if the stories are true about him.

>>514232

You're forgetting the daily Lego bills, BronyCon bills, and Funko Pop bills

>>514232

And besides. Word is that Barb put out a reverse mortgage, which means when she's dead or put into a home, Seterus will foreclose immediately. If Captain and TehNull think they can keep the Homeless Saga from happening, they're on bath salts.

>>514068

How fucking retarded are you nigger? I was referring to barb as she you fucking dolt.

>>514200

>>514236

A Wild Hirtes appears

Who else thinks ki*i spammers are even more pathetic than chris? I mean, at least he has the common sense not to spam this place for hours on end, like they do

>>514261

>>514261

<REEEEEEEEE PEOPLE WHO POST ON THIS IMAGE BOARD BESIDES ME ARE ALL OUT PATHETIC

>>514269

>Responds twice

Yeah, he's totally the mad one here

Speaking of which, I just wanted to post this:

Since we're all STILL talking about this issue, I should mention something interesting some people here don't know, because they don't visit that god forsaken website:

There is no secret that there have been quite a few outsiders screaming about a certain person here lately, but what is going on back on their home forum?

https://foxdickfarms.net/threads/this-is-why-we-dont-encourage-people-to-harass-chris.32290/

They're turning on each other now. Some guy was banned, publicly mocked, maybe even doxxxxed, I dunno, all over some speculation. This is some communist soviet union "You're going to the gulag because of X" shit right here. I'm actually concerned about the mental health of these people

Can somebody in the know tell me when this foxdick mcarthyism with hirtes started? Cause it's starting to get out of hand.

Getting back on topic, with what was said above, I would not be surprised if daddy null, or whoever is in control of the account now, starts publicly tweeting about hirtes, if they're not doing so alread

>>514000

Wait, is this whau I think it is? Why?

>>514269

Hey bro, you're so mad, your text turned red!

>>514280

Yeah, I've been following this for some time. I didn't want to post screenies, cause some faggot got banned for that a few weeks ago. All I know is thatI don't want to hear that name ever again, this faggot is getting more attention than he ever should for his cringy shitposting, if you can call it that

So much goddamn proxy samefagging here it's pathetic.

>>514280

That thread is over a year old if you're just figuring out that foxdickfags hate Hirtes you must be really fucking new.

>>514283

Yeah, forgive me for not stalking some guy who has no meaning to anyone but to a group of cultists in some online bullying forum, my mistake

But yes, I didn't think back to that thread until now, I started seeing coincidences

>>514215

>>514232

I think there's enough inertia there to keep him in his house until he gracelessly expires. His financial situation has been terrible for years now with minimal real consequences, and I don't see a bank willingly walking into the shitshow that is CWC just for a completely trashed hoarder house in an inexpensive neighborhood.

>>514280

Can somebody in the know tell me when this foxdick mcarthyism with hirtes started?

> Hirtes made jokes about Chris.

> Nool tries to bully Hirtes and threatens to dox him unless he obeys Null and be silent.

> Hirtes tells Nool it's a free country and to go eat a barrel of dicks. Null doxes him. Most of it outdated material and the rest is just shit that Nool made up.

> Nothing happens.

> Nool declares jihad on Hirtes ever since. KF Cult of retards stumble over each other to shit on Hirtes to gain the Fuhrer's favor.

>More nothing happens.

>Nool's goons threadshit all over 4ch & 8ch to accuse everyone who doesn't like Chris or Null to be a "Hirtes", hoping to meme that shit and make posters afraid of mentioning CWC's name out of fear of it attracting further foxdickery.

>>514291

Okay? is that it? Is poor twitter shitposting enough to trigger the whole hornet's nest of autism? I thought hirtes raped null's dog or something

Anyways, anyone up for changing the name of this current saga from "Tomgirl" into "Hirtes" saga? It's the first saga where chris takes the back seat, and Cwcki itself is the star

>>514290

Again you have ignored the fact that this house has a reverse mortgage on it from Seterus, which is known to be a predatory lender run by sociopaths. They will swoop in like vultures to take possession of the house within a week of Barb's funeral.

Chris has a terrible credit score. A credit check will ensure that no decent landlord will rent to him.

No chance of immediate housing in Section 8 because the intake process is designed to stretch out for years if not decades even for those who qualify.

Even if by some miracle anyone was insane enough to let Chris move in with them, Chris would quickly wear out his welcome because of his ego, laziness and selfish behavior.

Homeless Saga is guaranteed one way or another. It's only a matter of time.

>>514295

There are people insane enough not to only pay him large amounts of money for no reason, but to also defend him on the internet, like the dumb lemmings they are. Don't under estimate his current "Fanbase" someone out there will take him in, especially when he's desperate and has nowhere else to go, what is he supposed to say, "No"?

Now, the question is: Will it be a white knight, or a troll? Cause no sane person will take him, like you said

>>514280

>>514291

>>514293

I think the best outcome of all will be

> Chris loses the house, becomes homeless, and ends up getting shanked by a bum at the hobo camp who quickly got tired of Chris' whiny tomgirl voice.

> KF quickly dries up due to lack of CWC cocks and closes down. Nool ends up having to suck dicks in Hong Kong to pay the bills.

> Hirtes still lives, outlasting both Chris and Nool, laughing his ass off at them.

>>514298

Not gonna lie, I don't want to take sides in an autistic slapfight between null and some boomer furry, but if all he did was tell null to fuck off and went on doing his thing, I got at least some respect for Hirtes. Whatever you do, stick with it, even if people don't agree with you, they will respect you for having the balls to do so

And it makes the whole situation funnier, cause foxdicks are losing their shit over someone literally telling them to fuck off. Imagine the fucking ego they have, if they make you the number 1 target just for that, I genuinely thought he tried hacking their forums or some shit, it sounded personal

>>514297

Just a word of warning to any idiots offering to let Chris move in:

> Chris will always burn his tugboat and paypig money on toys and DLC every month. Trying to get his share of the rent money will be like pulling teeth. Every. Single. Month.

> Chris will turn your place into a toxic waste dump with a few weeks. He will get YOU evicted once your landlord sees all the filth everywhere and shoe paint (and other……fluids) all over the carpets.

> Nool will dox you if you dare to even think about kicking out his Pet Retard.

Whether you are a troll or a foxdickfag whiteknight, Chris and Nool will make certain you regret it dearly.

>>514295

This this this this. The section 8 is a pipedream. Virginia does NOT have a welfare net. Ive said this in the past couple threads. CWC is in one of the worst states for his upcoming trials and tribulations. Barb is the last thread if the old free childlike chris and ADULT SAGA harsh reality chris.

>>514313

There will be no "adult saga" for Chris when the CWCpocalypse hits. He will die as he had lived; as a selfish, deranged manbaby. If he can barely survive living in the same house he spent his entire life in from birth, the streets are going to crush him like a bug.

Basically Hirtes is innocent and Null is a bully

>>514323

pretty much, the reason foxdicks hate him is because he's a rogue agent, you can't troll lolcowsTM unless you're part of their posse. In reality, when they look in the mirror they see that they are hirtes, so they project onto him. This is why his life must be ruined, he must be sacrificed so the delusion can continue, otherwise, they will have to face facts that they are the other side of the same, ugly coin, not some brave internet warriors who can redeem themselves if they donate to some retard's paypig and defend them online all of a sudden

autism aside, any new updates on his rocks or whatever his new delusions are?

>>514324

I think Hirtes is better than the foxdickers. He seems to be giving zero fucks while it's the foxdickfags who are having a meltdown over his mere existence.

>>514324

yeah man, anyone should be allowed to open up twitter and call Chris-tranny a stinky winky pants shitting tranny FAGGOT I don't get what all these foxdickfaggots are so mad about

Also anyone who disagrees with this is Null or a foxdick

>>514328

>Also anyone who disagrees with this is Null or a foxdick

HEY YOU GUIZE LEAVE CHRIS CHAN ALONE! STAWWWWWWWWP!!!

>>514329

FOXDICK DETECTED ALSO IM NOT MIKE HIRTES BECAUSE MIKE HIRTES IS A CHAD WHO HAS shit his pants and done nothing WRONG!

>>514326

let's not get ahead of ourselves, he does make countless twitter accounts just to get some piss poor julay from chris. and he's a furry, he's just not quite as pathetic as foxdickers itt, ut yeah, props to him for telling them to neck themselves

Anyone else here notice that as soon as the tide seems to turn against Kim Jung Nool, the foxdickfags goose-step in here again to try to do their typical threadshitting to change the narrative? Coincidence?

>>514332

of course we see it, just no point in bringing up every single time some moron mentions the forbidden H word or goes "yiff yiff"

>>513709

tell me, does this not look like spam?

>>514333

it's summer, but doing a little bit of spring cleaning and telling obvious spammers/derailers to come back next friday seems like a good idea to me, if they can't actually contribute to the thread

>>514334

Why not? Some people might not be aware of the foxdickfag headfuckery being attempted.

>>514333

>>514334

Indeed! Anyone calling anybody "hirtes" is obviously a foxdick who needs to go back to their forum, or Josh running damage control!

Hirtes is a chad!

Quit sperging out about KF drama outside of the dedicated thread and stop giving the ban evading furry attention. If the thread doesn't improve then it's getting deleted in the hopes that somebody with an IQ above room temperature makes a new one

>>514366

That's EXACTLY what the foxdickers want. They want to derail every CWC thread and intimidate anyone else from opening up a new one.

>>514368

Stop giving them attention ffs.

Don't respond

Don't acknowledge

Don't walk in a foxdick lockstep by ignoring all hirtes and meta drama and focus on chris

It's not hard. If you want to mock them, do it indirectly, I think making OC like one anon here already did is a good idea, if the well is dry, maybe not as shitty, but it's something

tl:dr shut the fuck up about hirtes and foxdickers, let foxdickers yiff yiff to themselves, post more chris

>>514366

How about you stop being a faggot and start handing out bans to the obvious infiltrators trying to fuck up the board?

>>514235

>Word is

>>514295

Jewsh himself said that's not true. He didn't know what a reverse mortgage was.

>>514382

Because Mujahideen911 IS a foxdick faggot. I know his account, he's not as clever as he thinks he is, he got some sort of agenda in those threads, and him not doing anything to the obvious spammers, combined with his hirtes paranoia(Which I noticed is almost 100% exclusive to foxdick farmers) gave him away

>>514384

>Jewsh himself said that's not true. He didn't know what a reverse mortgage was.

Nool is so full of shit. That house is going to get foreclosed after Barb dies. Seterus Inc. is the loansharks of the mortgage world.

>>514382

Because I haven't been home for two weeks and can't monitor /cow/ 24/7.

Besides that, I don't want to make "/cow/ : Lolcows" into "/cow/: Lolcows but only the ones the mods approve of." Furthermore, assburgs losing their shit on /cow/ is a time honored tradition, and I'd rather not step in if it has a chance of being funny or anything besides autistic losers samefagging about how they're sticking it to the foxdicks by treating /cow/ like they treat KF.

>>514388

Go suck a suck, faggot. We got enough foxdick paranoia as is

>>514393

I appreciate the thought of letting autism run it's course, uninterrupted. However, you're not going to get anything funny out of some retard who tries to win the special olympics by seeing how many times he can get away with posting "hirtes", and other unfunny faggots that turned these last few threads into antithesis of lulz. I'm all good for taking out the trash like you did a few weeks ago, we have both a foxdick and a hirtes thread, if people are too retarded to know how to use the catalog and post this shit there, they should suffer the consequences. If nothing else, can't you move certain posts into other threads, or am I faggot and remembering things wrong?

>>514390

You forgot to mentiom that chris isn't a special snowflake. This is 2018, there is a crazy trannie behind every corner. Do people think those people never have to deal with a crazy cat lady, or some other assorted loons? Chris means nothing to people outside a few circles of autists on the internet. Once Barb croaks, his ass is grass, they won't care if chris tries to summon his electric hedgehogs or some shit, poor, childlike chris doesn't know what's waiting for him, his biggest worry right now is whetever his fucking shoes are painted on just right

>>514403

>go suck a dick, faggot

fuck

>>514403

If I can move posts, I don't know how to.

>>514403

>and a hirtes thread

The Hirtes thread was made by and for foxdickers to bring their KF faggotry to 8ch. Mods should delete that whole thread just to make Nool sputter & fume.

>>514409

I second that. He's an unfuny faggot, he's not worthy of having a thread dedicated to him, otherwise, every faggot that shitposts on twitter should have one as well. Since foxdicks love to tug that tiny weenie of his, it should be integrated into the KF thread, I haven't heard about that faggot once outside of foxdick whinery, anyways, or just delete it completely, fine either way

>>514407

Don't sweat it, then. And don't be afraid to swing that banhammer of yours, either, these last few threads are what happens when you let cancer run it's course, it makes threads go terminal

>>514412

The only time Hirtes' name should ever be mentioned anywhere on this board is to Null when Chris is homeless and/or dead. Just to remind him that he had outlived Chris and is laughing at the retard's demise. That will set Moon off into a rage for sure.

>>514420

I will settle for filling out the existing null threads, if only by filling rest of posts until bumplimit with praises for hirtes/pretending to be hirtes, I'm getting a feeling he's not that much better off mentally than chris, and won't tell the difference and will shit his pants

>>514426

>I'm getting a feeling he's not that much better off mentally than chris, and won't tell the difference and will shit his pants

That describes Moon actually. CWC is Null's brother from another mother.

>>514438

>That describes Moon actually.

Meant to say "that describes Moon perfectly". No fucking idea how one word got typoed like that.

>>514393

For a problem that's been going on for months now?

The board is being overrun by faggots who are making it unreadable. You moderate it to get rid of the faggots who's only purpose is to disrupt the place. If you can't do that then you're fucking useless and we have to come to 1 of 2 conclusions.

1. You're fucking useless and /cow/ needs a new BO and moderators who do their job not go to sex islands full of children.

2. You approve of this shit and encourage people to be posting pro-pedo stuff because "it's so funny LOL".

Either you're part of it or you're a fucking idiot. There's no other options on the table. /cow/ is unusable as a board because every thread develops into either white knighting or some spastic arguing it's okay to fuck children. The same shit we're seeing across multiple boards on 8ch and not one of the BOs is nuking them.

May as well go join fucking foxdicks at this point. At least they have a back catalog of threads we could laugh at unlike here.

>>514442

Link to threads getting derailed by pedophilia?

If somebody is obviously derailing then report them with a reason other than "faggot" or "stop this" like 90% of reports.

>>514446

I've done so.

As I said /cow/ is going unmoderated and it's bleeding users. Facebook and Reddit now out do /cow/ for material /cow/ is supposed to be able. Fucking Twitch communities on Reddit serve better quality lulz.

>>514450

Because the board hasn't had a good thread in weeks because every time anything starts to take off it gets train wrecked by shit posters/trolls (you pick which). Instead of removing these people the moderators refused and now we have a situation where almost half of any thread is now those people trying to fuck up the rest of it.

This thread a mod finally said hey stop this shit but it's too fucking late as everyone already left. They're left with banning the problem and losing a lot of user IDs which makes their petty little power tripping ego lose a few points or they can continue to ignore it and all that will be left is youtube gossip and people fighting over who's the true /cow/ users.

Oh wait we're already there. Fuck it I'm going to go find that subreddit where they make fun of retarded Twitch streamers. That shits at least funny.

>>514450

It's either A) Hirtes samefagging to build the illusion of having people who share his pov or B) foxdicks pretending to be Hirtes to make him look bad and derail Chris discussion on a non sanctioned website.

>>514463

B

>>514463

>implying hirtes comes here or on kf

he's a 50 yr old boomer for heaven's sake. and besides, posting here would take away from his time making all those sock accounts on twitter. I'm 100% convinced it's all foxdick paranoia

>>513333

That lumberjack is a respectable man, I'm also happy he's not able to see the way he became.

>>514500

Hirtes was born in '64 and Chris in' 82. He's old enough to be his dad and he runs amuck on the internet like a 15 year old cuckchanner.

Subject: Remember me?

To: christine@cwcville.us

From: Eman Resu <eman_resu@aol.com>

Date: Fri, 3 Aug 2018 06:02:04 +0000 (UTC)

So you're going by "Christine" now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag,

it's Brian from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the gals used to give

you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I

can see not much has changed. Remember Tiffany the girl you had a

crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a

mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching

up lol. Pathetic..

—

Subject: Re: Remember me?

Date: Fri, 03 Aug 2018 11:20:53 +0300

To: Eman Resu <eman_resu@aol.com>

From: Null <null@foxdickfarms.net>

Eman Resu is an awfully brown name for a guy named Bryan.

How about you slit your fucking throat you fucking queer.

>Josh fell for a Copypasta sent to Chris' honeypot email address and raged

>He was trying to dox someone with the name "User Name" spelled backwards

>>514521

Think how many more bills they could have paid without all of those fucking toys

>>514502

Chris is everyone's lolcow, whether you're 9 or 90.

>>514521

When the Homeless Saga begins, Chris is going to have a shit-the-pants stressful time frantically trying to decide how to fit his 4 Dakimakura pillows and all this other crap into 1 shopping cart while the Sheriff is telling him to hurry up before he gets tazed and dragged out.

>>514519

>How about you slit your fucking throat you fucking queer.

Null and his neck suicide fetish again.

>>514523

Probably all of them

>>514554

So if this email was actually owned by Null, what was he trying to do with publically posting it to Twitter under the guise of being Chris?

>>514554

Josh, Marvin, and Captain are Chris' private unpaid secretaries confirmed

Send an e-mail or text them the H-word and watch the assrage fly

Have the A-Log's realized that the only reason Chris hated niggers and queers in the first place was because of Bob? Chris is extremely susceptible to suggestion, if he's around someone and they start shoveling bullshit into his brain he's going to start spouting it. That's exactly how he became gay/trans

Whoever gets control of him next should turn him into a nazi sympathizing armpit fetishist.

>>514560

Null/Josh set ur up for Chris as a sting operation and gave it a badass-sounding name, Operation: Kingsnake, because Josh is a badass

>>514500

I figure twitter is more his speed, but that's just me. All these sites like 8 chan tend to confuse the older folk

Either way, even if he posts here, I still stand by my statement, you have to be retarded to think he's behind every corner. One thing the foxdicks did right was instill some sort of cold war era paranoia on here about the guy, if this op was intentional, mission accomplished

>>514521

his room always did look like that now it just has more gay shit. lol at a poster of his twitter avatar

>>514519

I wanna see more of this shit. Something simple that will piss off the delusional foxdickers, who knows if chris even looks at social media anymore, now that null has complete control of it, so i dunno how to target him directly

>>514554

love is love is a catch all term for legalizing pedophilia, very popular among leftists and the lgbt crowd, just an fyi

>>514338

I would love to see a "Null Virgin Vs. Hirtes Chad" meme pic made. I wish I was artistic enough.

>>514603

Yeah nice try there Josh. Obvious fake Twitter account and obvious trap phone number. Getting desperate are we?

>>514610

Bruh, im not Josh or in relation with the foxdick fags, the guy posted this number on twitter i tried it with a burner phone. Chris is hesitant to pick up an unknown number but if you probe him enough, he will pick up. its not a trap, use a burner phone for god sakes

>>514366

Just delete posts like >>514610. Stop letting this shit go on.

>>514523

>Hirtes

That avatar is it a wolf?

It gave me flashbacks about the felinid & The wolf on Jewtube years ago

>>514651

>Delete >>514610 but leave foxdick posts like >>514603"

"Go neck yourself", Josh.

>>514655

Whole account is faked, dummy. Just another foxdick trying to be clever.

>>514563

Chris never hated niggers. Normalfags just needed a justification to torment a tard so the trolls in charge spun his unwillingness to date darkies into horrible racism (something which is just a normal preference but Chris acted more like a sperg about it). With homos you could say he did legitimately hate them to a degree, but it was mostly just fear and him being dumb (validated by all the trolls presenting themselves as card carrying homos).

Everything about him is overblown and in his videos, he was just being a puppet coerced to say shit. Yeah he made a 9/11 vid, big whoop, as if he was the only person to ever do that (and as if that was his idea anyway). But it worked on gullible internet users 10 years ago. Honestly with Chris getting all that bad rep he deserves a bit of slack by getting money from different retards.

>>514713

FoxDickFags taking trollshielding to a new level.

>>514715

Gee, what a shot of nostalgia. It's almost like it's 2009 again when people legitimately believed Chris is a monstrous murderer and rapist. He's a fucking tard incapable of defending himself which made him an easy target to be exploited.

>>514723

They're welfare system for NEETS and creatures like CWC

>>514723

Do you even know how the usual foxdick line of defense would even look like? Their party line is to praise the old trolls while at the same time somehow just having a change of heart now and attack everyone else trying to touch Chris as it's suddenly wrong now.

I'm disappointed that this place has become nothing but a cesspit of butthurt banned foxdicks, but at least the contrarian theories are entertaining - such as the idea that Chris deliberately burned his house down for insurance fraud, or that Hirtes has actually done any damage to Chris rather than spout dead air.

>>514727

>He's a fucking tard incapable of defending himself which made him an easy target to be exploited.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERKuwWtmll4

>>514739

>Chris being the usual sperg with no personal boundaries

How does that prove he's not a tard?

>>514741

It proves that he's a creeper who will physically molest people. Null had to have foxdickers babysit Chris 24/7 at BronyCon in order to keep him from getting grabby again.

>>514743

And then he had a meltdown resembling a Muslim prayer upon being asked to leave. As exciting the idea is that Chris is this unhinged lunatic who doesn't feel any pain and doesn't give a fuck it doesn't align much with reality.

>>514746

Please go away, obvious foxdick.

How come none of yall believe that phone number is real? Just try it with a burner man, its really his own private number that he keeps away from the trolls. You guys are too paranoid, grow some balls and call screaming JULAY!!!

>>514750

>a foxdick would criticize the old guard of trolls like Marvin who've spent a decade fucking with Chris and just gaslight others now

Whatever you say. There really is an influx of banned foxdicks here it seems because I haven't seen people buy into the whole "Chris is a crimina mastermind" narrative until recently. At least this place still somehow manages to be less cancerous than foxdicks as the autism runs down like water on a raincoat here.

>>514713

suck a dick, dumb nigger

>>514713

>>514727

Josh is the new Kengle, Chris has got a new doormat!

>>514731

>durr, /cow/ is for rejects who aren't cool enough to be part of Josh Moon's hugbox

And Hirtes' accomplishments are impressive, especially how he manages to give foxdickmorons a collective stroke with his simple existence. Making foxdicks accuse every person who dislikes Chris of being Hirtes just highlights their HDS and is infinitely more entertaining than the current trannydowny saga

>>514846

Please do this. we need cwc away from that den of sociopaths.

>>514739

He thinks that's what cute cosplay girls at conventions do. What's with these people claiming Chris is an evil racist rapist recently?

>>514846

Hope it works. I'm sick of people trying to get the spotlight on themselves.

>>513327

same shit he's always been doing

>>514846

Don't waste money on Chris if you are sincere about playing the long game. Some chick almost lost $1000 on Chris and came this close to not getting their money back after getting B T F O by CWC.

Only real way to get in with Fatty's good graces is not to display any ulterior motive at all. Don't go in as a total batshit like "Probable Hobbit" does. Just send in a piece of fan art once in a while and ask Sensei Chris for information/advice about the CPU Goddesses or how to mod Amiibo figures (that alone will provide much cocks). It may take you months or even years, but if you play your cards right, you may be able to start inserting seeds of doubt about Null and his true intentions. It's already apparent that Moon is trying to drive a wedge between Chris & Barb.

Better get started soon, cuz Barb's sure to croak in a few years and we all know that Null can't wait for that to happen so he can then slip a Power of Attorney form for Chris to sign.

Good Luck.

>>514783

>muh Hirtes is the new muh Russian Bots for Joshfuckers

>>514297

If there is someone with a lot of throw away money, say if you were Notch and made 2 billion or something, you could always buy a nice little house near by Chris. You could even approach Chris and play as a fan for the long game off the bat, and when the hobo-saga is about to hit, you make a kickstarter and you could get the money for free or something, but the thing is, if you're the owner of the house, have the WHOLE thing bugged. Hidden cameras and microphones everywhere. Thus: run them for years. Don't release any of it, at least right away, you don't want to give something like that away or he'll find out. The entire life of Chris in all his glorious pure cringe will be recorded and uploaded to his wiki eventually.

Other thoughts: Has anyone ever thought about approaching Chris, making friends, and long game him into get increasing more into communism? start him out with adorno, gramsci, marx, zizek, w/e, I would really laugh if someone actually convinced Chris to join the antifags. He would be the greatest mascot. He's already all about his le drumpf and I'm with her and such, someone needs to invite him to commie groups on facebook and convince him to start showing up to things. Could you imagine if he showed up to one of those things? They wouldn't even want him there because they'd think he'd give them a bad image, despite him probably being completely predisposed to honestly believe their ideas.

By the way, just to make sure I'm not the only one who has thought of this, has anyone ever considered that the reasons Chris has turned into "Christine" is probably because of all the endocrine disrupting BPA in all the plastic shit he has his hands on 24/7 since he was a kid? The more you touch it, such as game controllers, the heat make BPA release more. Someone should recommend Chris sue nintendo and lego for poisoning him with BPA and turning him into a woman against his own will.

>>514873

There has been talk before about getting CWC to convert to islam. I think his father impressed enough anti-communist and anti-islam rhetoric neither of these will work. I dont think chris will radically change again, the SJW crowd are all "fuzzy wuzzy" and not "prickly wickly" like antifa.

>>514876

Since when did Chris actually take to heart anything Bob told him? I'm sure there's a few examples but they're few and far between.

>>514846

If you really want to drive a wedge between Nool and Chris, the best tactic might be to get in touch with Barb or Rocky. Let them know that Chris is being manipulated by a troll and provide mainstream media links about the suicides that KF has caused (as well as articles about William Atchison). If Barb and/or Rocky ever confronts Chris about it and Chris decides to choose Nool over his own mother then she'd have every right to kick him out then & there. Homeless Saga begins early.

>>514892

>Mrs. Sonichu

Did he marry his fictional character? Also whats the CPU Blue Heart mean?

>>514904

Brace yourself. This is gonna be painful to read.

https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1025473082809634816

>>514900

Does Barb even give a shit as long as chris keeps getting money from the internet?

>>514930

Oh, she'll give a shit if someone can convince her that Nool is trying to drive a wedge between her & Chris and Null's talking him into moving out, taking that sweet tugboat money with him.

>>514876

Nazbol will return and come back even stronger. Die centerist scum.

We should make Q a character in the sonichu universe.

>>514892

>Mrs Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu/blabla

Chris got married?

>>514980

no, foxdicks use chris' correct pronouns. he's a she, you fucking shitlord, check your privilege

>>515052

That is one very hard "she".

>>514937

Chris has Discord in it. And since Discord was originally intended by the MLP creators to be the show's version of Q (no wonder they got John De Lancie to do the voice), there ya go.

>>513327

>I feel bad for him, his life is so tragic. I can't look at this video and not sob.

To be fair Chris was fucked from the day he was born. Then Barb ruined any kind of parenting Bob tried to teach Chris, Bob passed away and Chris was left to rot with Barb. Even if he never had been trolled Chris would be living a miserable existence. His parents were too old to properly raise him, Bob was 54 when they had him and Barb was 40. It's not wonder he came out autistic, people that old aren't supposed to be having children.

>>513557

The state will come for him and put him in a home when he proves too mentally challenged to live on his own.

>>515146

Chris won't like being trapped in a house surrounded by slow-in-the-minds 24/7. He'll fight with the other speds and tantrum constantly to get his way, expecting the tardwranglers to give up just like Bob & Barb did.

>>515130

Chris was just a local moron up until 2007 who was unknown to the outside world, but he chose to become the Global Village's Idiot when he put out his "Message To The Future" video.

>>515091

>one of his OCs

I feel self-loathing at knowing this, but it's multiple OCs. He's in a polyamorous marriage with several of them.

>>515146

what home? Virginia can't force people to stay in an asylum unless they are a danger to themselves or others. Chris will maybe live in a managed care facility for a few months then get pissed off over something (probably quiet hours) and leave. He will then become homeless at this point.

>>515230

Chris's violent criminal record implies he's a danger to others.

>>515291

yeah dudes a literal fuckin rapist who fucking molested people at TMG

>>515293

I wonder if this is a bot or just an idiot who wants to ignore him trying to run people over in his car.

>>513557

Chris is like a child, I'm not even sure he understands suicide. I think he'll go into state care and we probably won't hear anything about him for another 25 years when he dies.

>>515230

Probably means a group home. It's not an official loonie bin. States don't like to commit someone because of the high expenses that it costs the taxpayers unless the person is proven to be a danger to himself and others, although that alleged video of Chris punching himself and his mom would be compelling evidence in a committal hearing.

>>515299

I don't think Chris is even strictly autistic anymore, he might have also developed schizophrenia.

>>515299

We created an industry entirely focused on manchildren so that little boy went to a convention for children who refuse to grow up. It happened because all the money went into industries lead by the socially inept who took the shallowest sci fi possible and made it their identity.

If you tell men it's mature to watch cartoons and play nintendo games they never develop into adults with a real identity.

>>515298

Did that video ever get released?

>>515305

Null claims to be hoarding it. IMO no such video even exists and that Null just made the whole thing up to make Chris look more victimized and Wise & Boyd look more like monsters.

>>515319

The world needs to see that video of Chris shitting on the floor already

>>515319

Null's opsec is so bad that if such a video existed we'd already have a copy.

>>515293

<Literal rapist

I'm behind, who did he literally rape?

>>515328

lol i bet ideas guy is also him because he wanted to take control of fattie

>>515333

Foxdickers are claiming everyone is calling chris a rapist any time we point out he's done bad stuff. They're making a strawman claiming any one who says chris did bad stuff is saying a kiss on the cheek is equal to rape.

>>515299

>His smile and optimism, gone.

>>515344

Just building a narrative for when he finally catches that much deserved punch to the mouth. I can't wait.

>foxdicks spics in this thread will call me an a-log

>>515352

you don't really need to build a narrative, dudes a literal fucking rapist.

>>515333

>kissing people

>groping

<NOT RAPE

foxdick go home

>>515357

Also I know I'm being a total moralfag here and it'll kill the lulz but this has gone on long enough and despite all my years of shitposting I still enjoy a happy ending to a story. I've made up my mind now. It'll be a long time before I can deliver because I'm not going to sperg out and risk blowing this by getting too close too fast. Just keep your eyes open and some hope. I'm going to put some effort into doing this and hope for the best. Even if I get doxed for it it'll be worth it if I can turn him around. I want to see this faggot find his sweetheart and have some real happiness in his adult life.

>>515357

>He might find his sweetheart yet.

You're pretty sick.

>>515361

I'm not going to be his sweetheart. I'm not into badly disguised traps. I know of plenty of sperg women that would love to date him assuming he became a man again. His problem is confidence. A few months of range time and lifting will take care of that. Some girls will overlook the autism as long as there is a good honest and good person under it. I know plenty of them that'd give him a shot.

I'm committed to this now. I'll have to start patrolling the local area and figure out the best place to bump into him. I know he's banned from several local stores but he still goes to the mall from time to time IIRC. Hopefully it still has an arcade.

>>515364

>thinking you can reform a literal rapist

>>515365

What is the harm in trying?

>>515364

>Another idiot thinks Chris is going to do anything but play with toys all day.

At least we can laugh at you.

>>515367

The plan is to get him addicted to big boy toys: Motorcycles, guns, boats etc. If he acts like a sperg which I'll admit is very likely I'll just distance myself from him and keep laughing.

I don't care if I get doxed, proved wrong, and laughed out. It's worth trying.

>>515369

>If

There is no if. There is only when. good luck giving Chris a gun.

>>515357

Well I hope you're not going to take him in after the house is foreclosed, and please don't find a way to dump him on someone else's doorstep either. No one deserves to have Chris living with them. Not even a fuckstick like Null.

>>515360

> I still enjoy a happy ending to a story.

Why? Do you think Chris should get away with all the shit he's done and should be allowed to continue doing more of the same?

Do you hate the human race THAT much to force it to be cursed with one more day longer than it should have to being blighted by Chris' existence?

I thought you were one of the good guys, but now I hope Null posts nudes of you.

>>515377

I'm not taking anyone in. I don't even keep animals why would I have a live in sperg? My goal is to make him into a man. He'll always be a sperg and a child but at least he can be a manchild that gets some pussy.

>>515375

>good luck giving Chris a gun.

I'm not giving him shit. He can shoot mine after he demonstrates good gun safety on my private range with miles and miles of clear LOS with no worries of hitting anything.

>>515380

>I'm too retarded to understand what the term give means

Please make sure we have a way to get the video of Chris shooting you by accident. I look forward to you cowering in terror as he waves it round like a NES zapper and then turns it on you.

>>515379

>I hope Null posts nudes of you.

Hard to get something that doesn't exist. :^)

>Why? Do you think Chris should get away with all the shit he's done and should be allowed to continue doing more of the same?

He's just going to keep getting away with it like he always does. Would you rather him continue being a waste of a human or someone that can hold down a job at Burger King so he can pay for his own shit?

>>515381

You understand that you don't give a child a loaded gun as soon as they show interest, right? If I can teach a retard 4 year old how to operate a firearm without getting myself kills I can teach a manchild.

>>515382

> Would you rather him continue being a waste of a human

YES

>>515383

Chris is worse than a 4 year old. He doesn't learn. You could try to teach him gun safety and tomorrow it will be gone. The moment you hand him a gun you have a guy with a violent past holding a weapon agan

fuck it go for it dude. I want to see the video on liveleak

>>515384

I can appreciate that and understand you don't want the lulz to go away. Look at it this way. Most likely I get doxed, shot, raped, and provide you with better lulz than you've had in awhile. The longshot is he becomes somewhat normal but probably still gets in enough shit to continue laughing at him. Only difference is his not LARPing as a woman, you have a chance of seeing him crash a motorcycle or getting into a stand off with the police while armed, and he'll have a real life sweetheart that may or may not cuck him.

Either way you win anon

>>515387

I, for one, look forward to the murderous rampage saga.

>Yiff Yiff Spammer banned

>Thread goes back to normal

Big think.jpg

Anon, you're not going to reform chris. Better than you have tried, they all failed, chris is irredeemable

>>515364

He goes to a gym, also McDonald's and Sheetz

What ever happened to the Canadian guy?

>>515429

Who's the canadian guy?

>>515431

Some guy from Canada.

>>515429

>>515431

>>515437

"Canadian Bacon". Supposedly some guy who was an accomplice to Wise & Boyd. Someone claiming to be him posted on here but never provided any verification.

>>515429

Didn't he go to the gym once and quit?

>>515503

lol fattys such a failure

The best way to troll foxdicks would be to get Chris to be a Trump supporter.

>>515543

>>515543

THIS.

It's a double whammy because you'd get to troll Chris and liberal faggots at the same time.

>>515543

He hates Pmurt and loves Hillary just because she's a woman. How would you even convince him?

>>515604

All you'd have to do is convince him that Hillary Clinton is destroying cwcville and Trump saves the day.

>>515615

That sounds like a stretch, but then again, a bunch of non-CWC people are falling for that "QAnon" shit, so who knows?

>>515629

Look at Chris's life now and imagine explaining it to the inner circle ten years ago. How many would call it a stretch?

>>515543

Fuck off faggot. Keep your own trash. It's funnier if he went full commie and they had to find a way to get rid of him while not ignoring the victim olympics.

>>515725

In my opinion, I think it would be funnier if he stopped being tranny Chris and became normal again. Unfortunately life is more a tragedy than comedy.

Seems like there is some drama going on between the foxdicks and Anna, where Anna wants Chris to drop Null

>>515729

Tranny Chris hasn't been remotely funny. Once you get over the WTF moment there's just nothing there. all it does is destroy his ability to interact with people which makes him less interesting.

I don't see Chris going back on it though. He's too deep now and we've never seen Chris back down on something autistic.

>>515744

Don't gossip post pics

>>515746

>He's too deep now

He hasn't cut his balls off yet, but I don't think that would be funny.

>>515748

No but he cut a wound in his taint.

What are you going to do convince him to recycle his frozen cum to become a man again?

>>515751

>What are you going to do convince him to recycle his frozen cum to become a man again?

Forgot about that. It still shows that he wants to reproduce though, so maybe something that someone says can repair the damage done.

>>515753

>HOW DARE ANNA TAKE AWAY MY TOY

>>515753

Looks like a load of bullshit where Null is saying the exact opposite of what is happening. His IRL friend is telling him not to let an internet weirdo control his life so Null is trying to non-person her. One person is trying to do the right thing in Chris's life for once so his retard wranglers want to lynch her.

>>515753

>and I run this website

Is null taking cues from "DON'T CLICK ON MY LINKS" Lowtax?

>>515768

It's a power play. He tells everyone he's the guy in charge so YOU BETTER AGREE WITH ME OR ELSE.

It shows he has no argument so he's trying to play playground politics.

>>515771

Sounds just like "CAN'T EVEN ENJOY MY OWN FORUMS" Lowtax.

>>515725

>>515543

>>515604

Could we somehow get Trump to respond to him if we got Chris to spam his twitter? Or something. The idea of drawing the US president into this sounds hilarious.

>>515753

good

I wanna see the endgame of the idea guy, seemed pretty funny to me

>>515786

That might end quickly. How ever god emperor initially responds, someone mundane drawn by his responding will start to recommend something chrissy actually needs. And from there people who aren't in it for the julaying will echo the sensible solutions. That actually would be best for chris, but then again.

>>515753

You know you want to dox Anna, Josh.

Do it and show the world how much better of a tard-wrangler you are than that ugly mean 'ol bitch Anna

>>515786

>>515817

Think about how many shit-libs are constantly spamming Trump's twitter account. Chris would have to do something big to get even his low-tier aid's attention. He would probably drop all his spaghetti and threaten to kill Trump.

Actually that could be pretty funny to watch.

>>515828

he did that already, and they banned him from twitter for like, a week

not happening, some viral video where he kills drumpf, the transformer, dressed as super ultra trans sonichu would attract more attention

>>515744

>>515753

If Anna could convince Chris that Null really isn't BFF with the FBI, that could go a long way in tearing CWC away from Moon's bullshit.

>>515725

I think turning Chris into ADF Phil 2.0 would be the funniest thing yet. He already hates Nazis (on the Earth and on the Moon) and carries a bat everywhere he goes. It would not only piss off Phil but imagine Chris trying to join up with Antifa protests Vs Proud Boys. We may yet get to see Kick The Autistic actually happen.

>>515753

I hope Chris gets from Null. He’s the biggest lulzkiller of the century imo

>>516332

>I'LL SEND IN EVERYTHING IN MY POWER!!!!!

>I WANT JOSH WISE IN JAIL NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW

>NECK YOURSELF, FBI AND GREENE COUNTY SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT REEEEEEEE

>>516338

realtalk, the reason that the feds aren't cracking down on this one vs ralph assaulting a police officer is because it's a lot of paperwork to go through. To anyone who knows absolutely nothing about fattie, it looks like little more then pedantic internet drama. Assaulting an officer meanwhile is quick and actionable - no logs to read, just boom, slap the cuffs on him.

Josh doesn't want to help Chris, he just wants to arrest the best trolls since Bluespike

>>516365

Fucking this. If the jealous dipshit didn't interrupt Josh aka the idea guy, we would be seeing the best cocks of our lives. And who gives a shit if he killed himself, do people think the homeless saga would be any easier on him? At the very least, it would spare him the horrors of real life and a forced awakening. And we're talking worse case scenario here, if his dark towers plan would work, I think he would just shit on his carpet and fo a lot of autistic screeching, which he does on daily bases anyways

Null is anti lulz, he has been for a long time, but now, he's directly opposed to it. I don't think, personally, anyone should treat him any differently than say, anita "gamergoobers raped me" feminist frequency cunt, or any other twitter sjw who wants to ruin people's fun

>>516405

>do a lot of autistic screeching

>>516405

If someone had the balls to create it you could destroy Null in a month tops. Make a site about actual fucking cows, don't white knight any one and just take over the entire area. While they pussy foot around with Chris shitting his pants and doing nothing you get a crack team of autists to dig up tumblr freak shows and start julaying them.

You have shit loads of cocks and they have a retard who makes videos spray painting shoes. Everyone joins the new site and starts getting involved because it's actually fun rather than a painfully slow death where nothing happens.

Make lolcows fun again and you completely destroy every one of the current crop of sites that don't do anything but stare at people who aren't fun any more.

>>516463

/cow/ doesn't have the people in charge suitable for it. They're too happy to let foxdickers raid the place for weeks. You need an admin team ready to clean up the white knight trash and make examples out of them. Turn any one who tried to white knight into another person to mock and bully. /cow/ won't do that so it's not going to work. You need outright hostility without compromise, any hint of compassion removed before it festers.

>>516365

the fact josh is equating ASSAULTING an OFFICER with trolling some fat retard shows josh isnt that much less delusional than the teflon tard himself

>>516452

>>516492

plus a "second foxdick farms" has been tried like two or three times now and they've fallen flat on their face each time.

people put up with josh and if you don't put yourself in the middle of it then he won't bother you, either.

>>516626

Someone who's always wanting to look so smug in *every* goddamn photo of himself has got to be an overflowing septic tank of insecurity. Everything is already well-known about Chris and now he's boring. Maybe it's time to make Joshua Moon the new World's #1 lolcow. Someone like him is sure to be an onion of autism. Layers and layers.

>>516667

>if you don't put yourself in the middle of it then he won't bother you, either.

FUCK that guy! He's the type that should be bothered as much as possible, as often as possible. Even if Chris never existed, Nool is human garbage and should be fucked with. Make HIM go "neck himself", as he loves to say to everyone else.

>>516680

Null isn't even good at being bad. His entire life up until he got involved with the CWCki forums is unremarkable and boring besides his stalker tantrums on the Blockland forums, and that shit's low grade ED article humor. Once the foxdick Farms finally shut down he'll waste away in ignominy and self-pity with nobody even bothering to document his ongoing decay.

>>516365

>best trolls since Bluespike

If your top tier troll is a middle school retard who has cyber sex with a literal retard and made him shove playdoh up his ass you have shit taste in trolling.

>>516492

You realize that on 8chan you can make your own board? Start your own /cow/ faggot.

All Josh cocks goes here

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>>516709

Ah, yes, the high standard art of poking a retard with a stick and waiting for it to shit itself

>515753

>some weird mormon girl trying to make good in her late 20's/early 30's

>university finals exam period

>nahh better not study, this adult human who cohabitates with his mother needs someone in another state to submit a police report for him

seems like a reasonable call to me, just tell the tard not to give away any more money

>>514323

It's true, Null's enemies are all prime lolcow candidates, but they always manage to julay him harder than he's ever done them. That's what you're seeing happen here.

When you fuck up enough in life to find yourself working as a tard wrangler, it's only a matter of time before they're the ones wrangling you.

>>514328

Faggot.

>>517048

Underrated post.

>>516718

you realize it's not worth the effort when the big boards never get replaced. It's the stupid free market argument over and over.

>>517403

t. Null

>>517403

What layer of Hell is this?

>>517406

t.pissy foxdick

>>517809

Doesn't Chris like penises now?

>>517811

He is a fake bisexual tranny, Chris believes that LGBT women are more "easier" and accepting. Also Chris loves to play the victim, so with the autistic tranny combo, His victim level will be over 9000.

>>517809

It's either Hirtes, that old fuck, or Anna the ugly failure at life cunt who's trying to steal our precious Chris from the foxdicks

Null should call the FBI and have her arrested as an accomplice to Josh Wise

>>517022

Anna refusing to reeee at the FBI makes her complicit in Josh Wise's grand larceny charge

Anna will die in Leavenworth when the FBI is finished building its case of United States vs. Wise, McLerran et al.

>>517893

Foxdick refugee out

>>517809

Good, I hope he fucks them up good. Leaks shit, too

So, Nool tried to tell the authorities about what Idea Guy Joshua Wise and his Idea Cabal have been doing to Chris and failed. Nobody cares. And he's keeping Chris going by feeding him him lies himself (along with the Captain) to get him to accept their money. At this point, I think the only way to end all this is the nuclear option: somehow getting the word out about Chris to such a degree that it becomes well known and mainstream. It's that or Chris's eventual death. Aside from those, not even homelessness will stop the trolling and the constant flow of the con-tent that both trolls and 'Christorians' crave.

But is it even possible to get the word out like that? Or does society as a whole just not fucking care? And on top of that, fully fathoming Chris's situation involves doing a lot of research and digging through a lot of information. The guy doing that documentary series on YouTube had to take a break for a literal fucking year because, among other reasons, watching all those videos and reading all those logs was fucking him up psychologically. And the CWCKI deliberately leaves things out (e.g. Vivian Gee was literally Clyde Cash, using a 'whiteknightsona' to not just fool Chris but also fool everyone else with the narrative of a white knight giving up and becoming a troll).

>>518440

>>518440

>The guy doing that documentary series on YouTube had to take a break for a literal fucking year because, among other reasons, watching all those videos and reading all those logs was fucking him up psychologically.

I can't believe this stuff is real, but I guess the Mary Lee Walsh saga happened years before chris was posting on the internet.

>>517809

You mean the number which was given in this thread? Oh no, how could we ever know there was someone in the inner circle?

>>518440

>>518460

I doubt the logs were fucking any one up. The fucked up stuff was blue spike being a nutjob. If any one should have been investigated by the FBI it was him. He clearly went too far and tries to cause bodily harm to a retard by making him shove stuff up his ass. That crossed the line between trolling and straight up abuse. I'm all for fucking with people but do it straight on, don't act like a slimy kike, sneak under their radar for months and then demand they shove shit up their ass.

Someone needs to make a full history of Chris without leaving shit out. Chris is already as mainstream as this sort of thing is ever going to get. He's never going to break into the actual mainstream but the internet users of old know who he is. He's more infamous than famous but he's well known as far as this sphere can possibly allow.

>>517896

>FBI building its case

>FBI

>Case

>CWC

oh please, the FBI will never give a shit about this.

>>518440

ChrisNull's latest attempt to get new victims to dox through the troll phone number and the trap email address is starting to fail (I hope) because people rare putting the word out on Twitter that both are traps. Hopefully only the dumbest of weens will fall for it.

>>517809

My guess is that Chris' "troll line" is some "Obama Phone" setup so it's free so Chris gives zero fucks about who calls that line. His main number is probably some cheap phone store calling line on his iPhone.

I hope Chris' "legit" phone number did get leaked. Chris is very reluctant to change his main phone number due to the stress of having to notify all of his contacts all over again about the new number and printing up new "business" cards all over again. Guess both his phones are troll lines now.

>>518506

Bluespike wasn't evil. He was just an idiot who wasted a golden opportunity to have Chris dance like a puppet but only suggested whatever came to his puberty-addled head. There was no plans to suggest for Chris to do for maximum cocks. Troll plans like getting Chris to demolish his PS3 or twerking in a Walmart were far more lulzy.

>>517896

>Dragging Anna into Nool's IdeaGuyGate kunspeeruhseee ("It's all about the integrity of trolling").

I think Nool's public tantrum about the police and the FBI shitting his pants and doing nothing is part of his mindfuck on Chris. He's going like "What they did to you was so wrong, Chris. The FBI doesn't care about you. The Police don't care about you. Anna and Rocky don't care about you. But *THE APTAIN AND I* care about you, Chris. We both care about you a wholllllllle lot." and Chris is eating it up like the gullible retard that he is. If some double-agent can convince Chris that Nool is not only fucking useless to him but is actually long-game trolling him, Chris will jettison him.

>>518656

The only reason he decided to trust Josh is because (and I'm quoting Chris) "Stan Smith told him he's trustworthy".

You know. Stan. From American Dad. A cartoon.

>>518660

Sauce?

>>518506

>>518656

blue spike was julie?

>>518712

Yes. He hadn't hit puberty properly yet so he sounded like a woman. He had cyber sex and shit with Chris and then revealed he was a little boy and kept threatening to go to the police and say Chris was a pedo. It's all recorded and one of the most fucked up things you will ever hear.

>>518790

the reaction from chris was pretty funny tbqh

but yeah, I bet there are a lot of missing cats around his old hood

>>518790

I listened to that last night. I wonder what kind of drug addicted failure that kid is now.

>>518801

It wasn't funny it was just cruel. There's no fun in pure spitefulness. If you want to do that you may as well just go shoot his dog and be done with it. Fucking with people in creative ways is great, where you find some small chink in the armour and exploit it for a blow out.

>>518809

fuck off foxdick you're not going to tell me what's "funny" and what isn't. you're not the fun police as much as null wants everyone to think

>>518868

this is exactly how I imagined autism and a midlife crisis fused together would look like

>>518883

Stop the witch hunt faggot. If you're an edgy 12 year old who likes hearing retards shove stuff up their ass you belong on foxdicks. They're all faggots obsessed with men being fucked in the ass.

So real talk, has the enabling gone on so long he has gone from autism to genuine psycopathy?

>>518883

<REEEEE I CAN'T STOP CONNECTING EVERY COMMENT I DISAGREE WITH BACK TO NULL

Imagine letting Josh Moon live in your head rent-free to this degree.

>>518712

This is basic knowledge. The infamous sex tape with the blow up doll was made for a literal thirteen year old boy.

>>518440

>>518656

>>518603

THE FBI HAS FILED FEDERAL CHARGES AGAINST WISE AND BOYD FOR TERRORISM AGAINST THE CITY OF CWCVILLE, THE ATTEMPTED ASSASSINATION OF THE MAYOR OF CWCVILLE, AND THE ATTEMPTED REGICIDE OF HER ROYAL MAJESTY BARBARA ANN WESTON

>>518970

yes

I know Josh is saying that he isn't doing that RP shit with fatty but that's bs. Captains admitted outright that he does the RP shit to get close to Chris so we have no idea why Joshua Moon woulden't be. Dudes such a sick fuck that he'd fuck his sister if he had one.

Joshua Wise was the best troll and if you disagree then you should go back to your hugbox forum

>>518993

>Joshua Wise

*Bluespike

>>519000

The real question is who's gonna be a bad enough dude to dig up the bones of Patti Chandler?

>>519017

Bluespike was great, don't get me wrong, but he didn't go far enough. Extorting retard and having him believe that Nazis are invading cwcville? Fucking genius.

>>519028

Whoever does will be a god

>>518603

>FBI building its case

>>519031

To be fair, I do think that it's something on their to-do list that hasn't been completely thrown out but hunting down paedophiles like Josh or drug smugglers is a higher priority then arresting two trolling geniuses who didn't go far enough and did literally nothing wrong

>>519028

Is that his dog?