/cow/ - Lolcows

This troll already works. Chris will see he has met his bills and start buying toys with the extra money. If enough people did this you could convince Chris to bury himself in junk he can't afford and then go under for real.

There's nothing Null could do to stop it. He's never going to convince Chris not to buy shit so he can't act as a filter.

>>509350

>inb4 cashback fraud

>>509338

The constant white knighting kills the entertainment factor.

Just let it happen.

It might not produce cocks, but sucking Chris's cock isn't funny either.

>>509562

>Chris is going to be at bronycon this weekend,

I hope Chris delivers some quality cocks so Null can have another meltdown

>>509450

"YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, CHRIS IS A FLAWLESS ANGEL AND I HATE HOW THE LEFT BULLIES HIM!"

>>509564

I'm an infrequent observer of chris, would you mind elaborating on this? Why is null trying to whiteknight chris?

>>509602

Null has become Chris's manager. I believe he's trying to make Chris a sustainable source of con-tent. Null is a troll, just one who's thinking long-term.

>>509602

For whatever reason Null has decided that Chris has been through enough in his life and he opened communication with him after buying his used iPhone. He has all the logins to all his social media and he runs his business email and he filters out the trolls so Chris can only deal with people interested in doing actual business. He stated early on that he wanted to make sure nobody took advantage of Chris and it turned out that while Josh took control of Chris' life he was being extorted financially by idea guy. Maybe Canadian Bacon will find this thread and answer questions as he was witness to the blackmail and extortion.

>>509592

How much do you want to bet that his "friends" are foxdicks?

>>509602

A common theory is that he's trying (and failing) to set himself up as a good guy despite being in charge of KF. Hard to say for sure what his motives are.

>>509592

>I am Not crrazy

<I have magic powers

<ELECTRIFYING POWERS

Okay, Chris. Whatever, you say.

>>509600

>Or what? You're going to tell your friend from Hawaii to get Chris to block me? Fuck off dipshit.

>>509839

Chris went from having his car being put out to pasture with no money a few days ago to now having over $1200 to go to bronycon. Am I crazy for questioning whether this is a setup to get to bronycon for other reasons?

>>509915

Anyone who gives Chris money deserves to have his or her gonads removed.

>>509971

It's the same as what Null's doing - keeping Chris going as a long troll that ensures future output of con-tent.

This saga sucks.

>>509971

Didnt The Captain buy the totem? I cant remember.

>>510327

He bought the ring, and then sold it back.

Some sped who collects soap dishes bought the totem.

>>509915

paypig just paid out. It's up to you to figure out how the fuck hes getting paid to shit himself.

If any one is going to Bronycon please dress as a pickle and happen to be around chris.

I honestly dont understand the vitriol about chris' spending habits. It adds to the irony that he is setting himself up for a shitty ending to life because he is unable to manage his finances. It makes it funnier that he is blissfully unaware of the tradegy that literally anyone can see in the not too distant future. That trait is the one aspect of Chris that has never changed.

The best thing to happen from all this is we get some more freaks to laugh at who got doxxxxed for being faggots. Why hasn't bill released any info on the other two people in the idea guy circle anyways? How come not one is harassing the ones who do have info leaked? Has the internet really changed that much ffs

>>510358

Chris is mentally retarded. He should be in a support home and would be if not for the internet e fame giving him enough money to "survive" on his own.

>>510358

>>510359

After Barb's death I think things will start to get interesting again. Right now Chris is getting enough money from his tugboat and donations to live self sufficiently but he squanders it away. We know Chris never learns from his mistakes so he'll probably do some couch surfing for a few years then either goes to a support home or we'll get the fabled homeless saga.

>>510362

There is zero chance Chris will end up homeless. Either the government swoops in as Barb dies or some retard lets him live with them and films him like a trained chimp. Think Big brother for Chris alone.

>>510363

>some retard lets him live with them

null

It'll be the Odd Couple Saga

Can someone please explain why no one seems to care about the clocks released on the 2/4 idea guys like why isnt anyone fucking with them

>>510365

Why aren't you doing it? Most the active trolls have gone to do other stuff. Look at how dead this place is with e celeb drama replacing lolcows

>>510366

I have no idea how to troll properly, or I would. I mean, when a log made videos bashing Chris despite being a massive faggot they put him on a cross, has the internet landscape really changed that much since then that the people who are so a hundred times worse are just going to slip away?

I mean you would agree it's a golden opportunity right?

>>510364

>>510363

Null would probably take him in, yeah. He still lives with mommy though right? I'd wager that arangment doesn't last very long. There are others who would probably room with Chris but him being an egotistical, crazy jackass he'll outstay his welcome pretty quickly.

>>510363

Also I disagree with you. I think there is a possibility Chris becomes homeless. He wouldn't be the first mentally challenged homeless person, shit happens pretty often. I can picture him living on the street trying to peddle cheaply made sonichu drawings all the while spouting nonsense to strangers about his magical powers.

>>510372

Those people are mostly homeless because they failed to go through the appropriate channels for government assistance. Knowing Chris, he likely would've become a homeless bum through total ignorance and/or laziness, but the foxdickfarms tard wranglers will prevent that outcome. He'll just end up rotting in a home, harassing staff and making an ass of himself as usual.

>>510397

inb4 some foxdicker pays Chris' rent just to avoid that.

They're pretty much only ones willing to sink thousands of dollars on a failure at life.

>>510397

Imo I don't think foxdick will be around that long. We may perceive them as white knight faggots but most normies see them as scummy. Not to mention that Josh is a complete objective failure.

I could be wrong though, and part of me kinda wishes I am. Every time Chris spergs out in public it's quite entertaining watching Nool squirm as he tries to put some retarded spin on the situation.

>>510411

Funny how the longer interactions with Chris go, the more likely they become white knights. Happened to the old guard, happened to foxdickfarms. But I have a feeling that kf members are just towing the line with regards to null. Wise was able to work unnoticed initially because they many manyy people he was blabbing to kept quiet.

>>510369

>I mean you would agree it's a golden opportunity right?

Most of them are only there to be angry

>>510420

>towing

*toe

>>510491

>I hella don't give a shit

Is this some kind of joke?

>>510494

>Is this some kind of joke?

It is, but not the part about being tired of seeing discussion about these unrelated weirdos in a thread that isn't about them

>>510524

Every CWC thread devolves into null because he's a prominent figure in the community. It's hard to avoid, especially now that's he has appointed himself as Chris's minder.

>>510547

He's "prominent" because foxdick users have hyped him up on her and tried to AstroTurf to hell and back on /cow/. The shilling is painfully obvious and people are falling for the bait.

>>510365

The foxdicks have unleashed the FBI, CIA, InterPOL, the NSA, IRS, and NASA on them.

Robert Mueller will personally handle the indictment of Idea Guy

>>510595

Well, in that case, they might catch his brother's friend's cousin for perjury, but Idea Guy is perfectly safe.

Any predictions for BronyCon? Does anyone think there will be another chimp out?

>>510614

People are going to be competing to get video of him have a meltdown. Every person going is aware he is also going.

t. knower

>>510614

>>510619

Aren't most bronys SJWs by proxy? You think there would be a MeToo thing going on with Chris from the last con. I hope he fucks up again. There hasn't been too many lulz the last few years for Chris

>>510620

Also, did Chris get a permaban from TMG or are they gonna let him go back next year?

>>510623

Kek, nice. That only solidifies how I feel about the upcoming homeless saga. Chris is only gotten more self centered over the years. After Barb dies and the bank takes the house anybody stupid enough to take Chris in will regret it pretty quickly and kick his fat ass to the curb.

>>510633

Nool and his foxdickfags seem to think they can keep Chris rolling in money and a roof over his head long after Barb is gone, but if Chris can't even be trusted at a con for 72 hours, what chance would he have in a multi-unit dwelling like an apartment complex? Sure there was that time was spent in exile until he graduated, but he had Bob still around to hold him on a short leash.

Speaking of foxdickfags, their most recent propaganda is saying that IRL Chris isn't the same Chris we see on the Internet (Niggah PLEASE!! There was an assload of people at TMG who saw live & in person what IRL Chris is like, and WYSIWYG!).

And this recent post one of them made makes me chuckle:

https://foxdickfarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-687#post-3600305

>"Thing is, I think Null mentioned about the failures of the people/government in IRL to commit to Null's hard intervention. Someone who is willing has to do it."

Translation: "WAAAAAHHHHHHH! WHY WON'T THE COPS AND FBI DO THE THINGS NULL TELLS THEM TO DO?!!"

>>510643

But it's true. Chris isn't a monster or some cunning criminal, he's a re-read. What isn't true is the backpedaling "lol cwcki is just satire" when people wrote all the shit on it for years as the true narrative. At least someone like Marvin admits to making shit up about Chris there (but when he did that, it was different somehow)

>>510643

If faggy Josh and friends want to waste their life (and what little reputation they have) propping up Chris that's their shitty decision to make. Most people who know who Chris is know that he's an all around bad person irl. There's lots of other cows out there that are more deserving of attention and lulz, most of why CWC is so popular is because he was one of the first.

I'll have to take your word on the foxdick thread. I make it a personal policy not to browse foxdick. I wouldn't be surprised though, everyone over at the farms is fucking brainless. All they know is that if they don't follow the narrative that Null happens to be pushing they get banned.

>>510614

>Protip: Type "Chris Chan - Sonichu - Bang" in the Twitter searchbox to weed out all of Chris' own postings as well as tweets regarding some gookwad singer who has the horrible luck of alsohaving the name Chris Chan

I tried this but it basically did not work. Twitter is gay and has AIDS.

>>510614

Chris wouldn't be the first sex offender with poor self-awareness and impulse control to go to Bronycon.

>>509592

>>509595

Is chris more or less grounded in reality in 2018 than he was in 2008?

>>510794

About the same, IMO. Except now people acknowledge that Chris is delusional instead of saying how he doesn't respeck whamen or niggos to justify fucking with him.

Clown world.

>>510643

>>"Thing is, I think Null mentioned about the failures of the people/government in IRL to commit to Null's hard intervention. Someone who is willing has to do it."Translation: "WAAAAAHHHHHHH! WHY WON'T THE COPS AND FBI DO THE THINGS NULL TELLS THEM TO DO?!!"

There are dozens of politicians in this country who are outright criminals, yet the FBI should be wasting time protecting Chris. Shows a Foxdick's priorities.

>>510643

This is what Null and his friends could do.

1) Have Null or one of Null's friends take Chris in.

2) Never give Chris cash outside of stuff like toys or food.

3) Give him his own room for himself.

>>510898

Is this Chris-chan's new boyfriend? How does he feel about ducks?

The con's not even open yet and Chris is already burning his mortgage money on shit-tier commissions.

https://twitter.com/cOWOkie_pone/status/1022657790937100288

>>510944

Is it even possible for Chris-chan to turn it around now? I don't want to wish ill on the guy, but if he keeps shitting on people giving him sound advice in order to buy toys and play with his feminine penis, he might as well choke to death.

>>510898

I don't think they've realized it yet, but that's Jaiman from their own forums.

>>510994

He's most likely there to bodyguard KF's #1 lolcow/cash cow asset, on Null's orders.

>>511008

>>510994

It's in Baltimore, so Marvin might be there

>>511008

>Null is sending foxdicks out on tard wrangling missions at conventions now

I miss the good old days when Chris was just an autistic manchild that wanted to rape his only friend in the world.

>>510898

Someone in the other thread pointed out the Bad Dragon lanyard

>>511011

Poor Megan. Also checking your dubs.

>>510794

Both.

On one hand, he has more responsibilities since Bob passed away (though he still gets to be fueled by autists online and spend on toys), on the other hand he's clearly going bonkers, his fantasy world was more like pretend play in the past, now he's going full schizo.

>>511210

>>511211

>>511212

I know Chris is a major dumbfuck, but is he even aware of what's in store for him after his mom is dead? He is about to lose everything on that day, and no one will ever take him in (not even Null). He's unlikely to be committed to a nuthouse under modern criteria and he'll never be able to get Section 8 immediately. Homelessness is the only possible outcome for him. And since he's banned from most businesses in his area, that even reduces the locations where he could panhandle.

It's like he's headed straight for a wall of buzzsaws and yet all he does is talk about being a "celebrity" with his harem of imaginary waifus.

>>510898

>>511210

>Tangerinepone

>Jai Heart

Hang on. I know this guy. He's a friend of Feline Darkmage and a diaperfur

the fuck?

>>511225

It's several factors.

1. KF has been catching a lot of heat in the mainstream press after incidents like at least two suicides and one mass shooter who was a foxdicker. It's all PR spin bullshit to deflect the attention they're getting.

2. They know Chris' days are numbered. But they want to make sure those last days count (for them) because they believe that keeping Chris rolling in money may possibly yield out some sort of cocks that the site can make traffic bux out of.

3. After Bob died, most of the old guard left the scene or became eunuchs like Marvin. Now they condemn anyone else who trolls Chris and calls them weens.

4. Joshua Moon is a waste of bones & blood.

>>511210

So much irony.

>>511238

As I said, he's a foxdicker sent by Null to bodyguard/babysit their Cash Cow.

>>511239

5. While Foxdick is in no threat of being shut down due to lack of money, Josh isn't exactly living the kushiest life and was hoping he'd be able to use Chris to squeeze donations/publicity for his new VPS service.

>>511241

I dont know much about Jai other then he shits in diapers. So he's the kind of guy who'd normally get a thread on foxdick.

Nice.

>>511244

Null is claiming that he's no longer living in the US, like some pedo on the run from the FBI in Thailand. Is that true?

>>511247

Yeah, he's living with Weev in Macedonia or the Ukraine, Sam.

>>511257

Isn't there still rumours Weevs full of shit and just lives in a shit hole in America?

>>511262

Yes. I don't know why anyone would take weev at his word.

>>511262

idgaf. if he does, he hasn't mentioned it in supporters chat that I know of. Not to shill for Josh, but it really is where you get all the juicier Josh cocks.

Some witness is saying that Chris is being surrounded by his own entourage of foxdickfaggots acting as his tard guards, to keep away the peasants and in case BronyCon staff tries to kick him out. Can anyone verify this?

>>511279

wouldn't he put them in a video if he was?

>>511279

Er, yes, look up.

Jai Heart is a diaperfur that's one of Feline Darkmages friends. Feline Darkmage is a mod on foxdick.

Put shit together.

>>511289

Looking at >>510898, he doesn't look like much of a deterrence, even to a building full of retards. Just push the diaperfag aside.

>>511291

Josh made a few hundred from the Dankula interview. Do you really think he's going to throw his paypig out the window?

>>511293

Null's gonna have to invest in some real muscle then instead of asking some diaperfur faggot to be his tard wrangler.

>>511294

Nah, he's going to do what he always does: Dox anyone who messes with Chris!

>>511295

Null's doxings are weak as fuck. He lives in a huge glass house and we already know he's got a lot more to hide than any of his intended targets. Much like Chris, his own extended family hates his guts (and his mother's too for being such a trashy slut) and has disowned him.

>>511294

>>511295

You could get Chris banned from conventions without him having to do anything wrong. You just make having him there become a problem and he'll be told he's not allowed to attend conventions. Just getting complaints every con he goes to will be enough.

>>511301

You know this will only strengthen Josh's resolve, right?

>>511301

Rumor is that Con Security is looking for Chris throughout the building. Seems he grope-kissed a girl and she didn't like it.

I really want this to be true. I bet Null's tard guards are frantically trying to sneak Chris out of the building before Security finds him.

>>511301

Don't reveal shit like this. If you want to fuck with people keep it quiet until it bites them in the ass. By posting screencaps you give his tard wranglers time to circle the wagons and deny it. You have a much higher success rate of just doing it then keeping quiet. A security guard will come up and ask questions to which he will freak out, then you get a good video out of it.

Posting the screencap just gives them an advance warning and a link to this thread on their phone.

>>511309

Details?

>>511307

Fuck Josh! If Chris gets the boot, I think even Null is going to give up on Chris and cut him loose.

>>511312

Just monitoring my various sources of intel from the building. Will report any updates or verification as soon as I hear something.

>>511316

In a way, yes. I have several contacts who are at the con right now reporting back something going on regarding con security looking to speak with Chris. I'm still hopeful but I'm regarding it as rumor until I see some harder evidence show up, like Chris trying to pull his "Hedgehog Defense" tantrum shit again.

>>511318

Any idea what Chris did?

>>511321

if true, prob kissed a dude because he's a bisexual princess tee hee

I bet dudes trolling, but I wanna be proven wrong just to see the fallout

>>511324

The retard wranglers wouldn't allow it. They'd bitch at Chris the moment he tried. This has to be something way bigger.

>>511325

Which is why I think he's trolling, but I'll happily eat my own words if we get an update that Chris got kicked out, followed by raging by Null about how it totes wasn't Chris's fault

>>511327

Would they send the entire security team after him if it was just a kiss?

>>511330

>Implying the security team is actually being sent out and that someone's not just having a giggle

>>511332

Hi Null.

>>511318

Any updates champ?

>>511318

Does he have his baseball bat with him?

>Chris Chan has arrived in bronycon

Didn't some troll by the name of Dio Brando was going to troll Chris? The troll is probably a ween but I can be wrong.

Any news? what happened to the security hunting for Chris?

>>511383

The Captain on the forums says Chris is fine

>>511390

Obviously but why was he hunted down?

>>511510

Agreed. Null deployed his foxdick minions to personally watch Chris' every move in this con. Even if CWC does fuck up his tard wranglers will deny everything and report to Josh.

Null portrays his inner circle as a bunch of SJW white knight faggots but he runs a website to make fun of the disabled and dox innocents. It's transparent as fuck he really needs to make up his mind. All he's doing is making himself out to be subhuman scum.

>>511510

He's a bit of a lolcow in and of himself tbh, roleplaying with Chris and all

>>511529

Does he actually have that much pull to deploy a squad of wranglers to stop security from bouncing him?

If so, how low must your life be to have that job with no health benefits.

>>511556

Pretty low indeed. Unless they're most likely Needs with no life who find some kind of satisfaction in being used by a 24 year old loser by babysitting an autist for free. I mean how much would that suck? I'm sure the smell of BronyCon alone has to be pretty horrible but to compound it with Chris would be unbearable.

>>511558

NEETs*

>>511529

You got that mixed up. Null likes to potray his inner circle as the most hardcore of the hardcore but really they're a bunch of SJWs who have trollers remorse with Chris.

>>511578

My mistake.

Either way they are almost as big of losers as Chris. For the last several years I used to avidly watch Chris and read into his back story. It was my guilty pleasure. Null has just made it not even fun anymore, it's just sad. If he and his foxdick circle-jerk want to spend their lifes as Chris protector/tard wrangler/PR department then whatever I guess. Theres plenty of other lolcows out there. Remember lads: Null and foxdick are the ones that are really losing here.

Chris exposed himself to a young girl in the bathrooms.

Security was searching for him because she reported him after leaving the con. Girls in a brony discord I watch for the lulz and whining about it. She didn't know it was Chris until last night, just some tranny faggot wearing a pikachu medallion who came out of a stall with his dick hanging out. She spazzed out and Chris told her it was a tranny bathroom so it was okay.

She was supposed to return today and speak to security but decided against it after someone linked her to the thread on the forums. Said she didn't feel safe returning knowing the con was allowing people like that in after having multiple warnings. She's debating suing bronycon or going full drama queen and posting about it on all the brony forums and reddits. Wants Chris removing from the brony fagfest but thinks they will circle the wagons and white knight him for being a tranny. For years she told everyone she was a bidyke, used the tranny bathrooms in support of the idea and she got pozzed by Chris for her trouble.

>>511613

You have any screencaps, Mike?

>>511613

lels

>>511613

>bronys are inherently degenerate

>tranny bathroom

Surprised this doesn't happen more often.

>>511618

Maybe it does but they're all too autistic to report it?

>>511622

Checked.

That seems to be the case. So did she report him or didn't she?

>>511624

I don't know any more than you do. Security went after Chris so she must have spoke to someone.

>>511613

Skipped over the homeless saga to full on registered sex offender saga.

>>511613

Epic if true. If true. I need to see some sauces.

>foxdix shovels money at chris in the hope of cocks

>they then actively try to prevent any possible interesting things from happening

>>511674

Please tell me that this lady is going to come forward and press charges on Chris.

I want to wish this really happened, but after getting my hopes up from an alleged incident that happened on Friday, I want to be more skeptical until something verifiable actually happens.

Still, I hope something _will_ happen because Chris will never learn his lesson not to molest people, so the only course of action is to keep him out so he won't be a threat to congoers anymore.

>>511613

PRISON SAGA

>>511613

>>511629

>>511674

Do we know a relative age of the girl? First post just says young, but some of the later stuff implies teenager, which would still be young compared to chris, but harder to get jailtime for.

>>511680

Also it happened in Baltimore so would he be charged there?

Please be real

>>511674

I got my pizza, laptops fully charged, and just cracked open a can of soda.

Tonight's gonna be comfy as fuck. Sonichu prison tat when?

I just thought of something. Fox news is looking for any claims of trannies flashing minors in girls bathrooms. If it's real, it could end up on national news.

>>511685

Call Tucker Carlson at once! Tucker v. Chris debate would be comedy.

>>511686

We need confirmation before doing any of that.

>>511680

Over 18. She got dick flashed is all.

Bad news she decided to let it rest. She's scared of being kicked out of the brony fagfest for saying a faggot showed her his unclit in public. Doesn't want to be doxxxxxed by Twitter faghags and have her life ruined. She's a known artist and her commissions would be at risk.

>>511687

Confirmation is hard to come by. There aren't any cameras in the bathrooms.

>>511684

I remain hopeful that this is real but I must remain skeptical until we see some actual images of Chris being picked up off the floor from his Hedgehog Tantrum position and dragged out to the parking lot.

If it is real, I'll laugh my ass off not because Chris is getting a bad night, but that it'll make the foxdickers splash around on the floor in a pool of their own mouth-foam.

No mention at the KF forums yet though. Either they don't know yet or they're trying to keep it hidden.

>>511688

In short, you just made it all up

>>511690

Looks real

>>511674

Call the number and see who answers?

>>511689

Would they prevent Chris from being filmed or stop him from recording videos? We know security hunted him down right?

Josh wrote that letter to troll with.

>>511694

This level of autism cant be ironic.

>>511695

I imagine he would. Until I see something from Chris himself about how he got kicked out of bronycon in a totally unfair way, I'm going to assume that it's trolls trolling trolls when the idea of Chris and bronycon security come up.

Beyond being able to take advantage of Chris fiscally, Josh loves the idea of screwing with anyone still trying to troll Chris.

>>511698

Josh is a pathetic loser in this regard. There was one time Josh was like "Somebody sent out an email in my name to a con that Chris was a registered sex offender. (((They))) are targeting the both of us!" It was such an obvious fake. He wrote all that shit himself.

>>511699

Everyone needs a hobby, I guess

>>511695

Find some chick to call and see who answers the phone?

>>511699

Is Josh on the spectrum? I'm genuinely curious.

>>511703

Spectrum? Nool is a fucking rainbow!

>>511703

He shows severe signs of antisocial personality disorder, but I don't think he's autistic.

>>511707

All I know is that the foxdick fags hate a certain person so much that they're actually his name as a "Dear Bronycon, let Chris get away with everything because this [H word] guy exists".

https://foxdickfarms.net/threads/bronycon-2018.45941/page-21#post-3609201

Their fixation on this person certainly looks autistic to me.

>>511699

This is pathetic…. By the way does anyone know when the wedding between Josh and Chris will be?

Josh and his foxdickfags threadshit up the CWC thread at 4chan's /mlp/ board so much that the mods had no choice but to roll in the Zyklon B canisters and close the thread.

>>511718

Any more news on the dick flash?

>>511732

Apparently it was faked by Josh. It never happened to our knowledge.

>>511732

Not yet. Null is furiously trying to spin the shit out of this by trying make it look like a diabolical Hirtes plot (he's blaming every fuckup by Chris as being a diabolical Hirtes plot) so that if/when Security gets tired of CWC's shit they can claim Chris am gud boy he dindu nuffin.

https://foxdickfarms.net/threads/bronycon-2018.45941/page-21

Nonetheless, the Tweet warning people what Chris did is starting to gain traction. Hopefully it spreads out even more by dawn and the whole con will be talking about it.

https://twitter.com/NoCWCallowed/status/1023396910357532673

>>511733

It makes no sense for Josh to fake it. How would he benefit from sending baby sitters for Chris and then faking an incident?

>>511735

I don't know, but this is Josh were talking about here. I'd love to be proven wrong but until any cocks get released I remain skeptical.

>>511734

Is there any brony tags to spread this with? I don't normally use Twitter but this seems like a good cause.

Video uploaded less than an hour ago:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brVBbDZTXW0

>>511739

>Is there any brony tags to spread this with? I don't normally use Twitter but this seems like a good cause.

>>511739

>>511739

>Is there any brony tags to spread this with? I don't normally use Twitter but this seems like a good cause.

I have to admit that I know fuck all about the brony shit, but if you can spread it in any way you can, it'll help get word out on what sort of a perv CWC is and what human garbage the foxdickfags are for protecting him. Hopefully it'll be on every BronyCon attendee's lips when the doors open up on Sunday morning.

>>511741

Apparently I know fuck all about how to properly do a quote in a reply on 8ch too. Sorry about that.

>>511739

Must be subreddits you can post it on if you're trying to viral it. The convention will have a hashtag like bronycon2018 or something similar.

>>511742

No problem. I reposted it under #metoo

>>511744

Thanks. The more places this incident is posted to the better. Let's see if through sheer force of numbers we can overload Null's "Get Away With Everything" force field that he's got around Chris.

>>511747

I hope so. It would be pretty funny to get something to stick to the teflon tard.

>>511761

The foxdickfags are already trying to defend the golden retard by bombarding the tweet with their typical "H word" bullshit, trying to pig-pile it to oblivion just like they did to the CWC BronyCon thread at 4chan earlier tonight.

>>511766

Okay I haven't been on /cow/ in a few months. What is the foxdicks obsession with Hirtes? I don't get it.

Polite sage

>>511768

Please don't ask that. It only brings the foxdickers out of the woodwork to threadshit some more.

>>511766

What were they trying to bury there?

>>511770

Any thread anywhere that discusses CWC attracts foxdickfags like locusts to either threadshit it till a mod nukes it or try to flood it up until it reaches it's post limit.

>>511772

Why? Is it just the tranny shit or do they think they can get e famous rubbing off on a middle age sack of shit who isn't even entertaining any more?

>>511769

My bad

>>511774

Who the fuck knows what Null's motivations are. Some have surmised that it's just a load of virtue signalling faggotry. Some suspect that Null is literally pimping Chris out for interviews where Null gets a cut of the money. Some think it's Null try to get the heat off of him after two victims had committed suicide and one of the foxdickers became a mass shooter.

Fred Brennan should have had Null chopped into Alpo when he had the chance.

>>511741

I mean, that's what the fox says.

>>511777

Very nice trips.

I think Josh doesn't really know himself. On the one hand he wants to be an epic troll to go down in Christory and the other hand he feels guilty and doesn't want normies to perceive him as a cyber bully.

Either way I don't think he can keep it up forever.

>>511779

He can't, and he knows he cant, and he's commented that he cant, but so long as he can screw with tryhards like Hirtes, it's all worth it.

I almost can't blame him in this regard. Hirtes is an annoying faggot.

>>511780

If, for instance, Barb died later this week and Chris was faced with not having a place to live so he hits up his good friend Josh he would kiss his pants and go cry under his bed cutting off all contact with CWC.

Well maybe not, but it's a funny thought.

>>511782

Barbs not going to die this week, they're already trying to find options related to a group home for Chris, even Chris knows that Barb wont last forever.

Most of this thread is the same guy replying to himself.

>>511779

Null tries to put on the white hat and act like he's BFF with Chris. He whines all the time about how he wants to shut down the CWC forums so badly, but we all know he'd never do that. CWC is the biggest geek in Null's sideshow and if Chris went away, Null's finances would dry up overnight.

So, he goes after anyone who dares to fuck with his cash cow, especially Hirtes. (Yosemite Sam voice): Ohhhh how he hates that Hirtes.

Here's the funny thing. Chris' days are definitely numbered. Once the house is taken by the creditors after Barb's funeral, Chris is going to end up under a highway bridge, jibbering to a pile of bricks about downyville as the hypothermia sets in. KF will slowly wither without Chris around to talk about. Null will neck himself in a motel bathroom soon after when he realizes how much of his life he had wasted being a garbage person.

And Hirtes will remain, having outlived them both.

PS: And no, >>511783 . Chris isn't going to last long in a group home. His social skills are dogshit and he's sure to be a royal pain in the ass to any tard wrangler working there. Chris will hate every waking minute being there and feel like he's in a prison. He'll be kicked out of every group home in the Charlottesville area over time. Homeless Saga is the only eventual outcome for Chris.

>>511784

Nah, he wouldn't have to worry about someone with a sadder life then his own trying to fuck with him in a group home.

>>511784

Group homes are used to people like Chris, he's nothing exceptionally special. The only problem Chris has with a group home is being a tranny. Tranny + can't stop molesting people would get him kicked out really fast. Just being a tard is standard practice.

>>511786

I would think Chris would get passed around the severe retards like he would in prison. Yeah at first he would act all sweet and "handsy" with his fellow tards which would send the wrong signals. I don't think Chris wants to get raped.

>>511785

Wait'll Chris finds out that he'd have to turn over all his money (his tugboat, his paypig, everything) to the group home and get only a little retard allowance to buy a couple Snickers Bars and can of Coke once a week. He's gonna freak hard then.

>>511786

Chris regards other disabled people as "slow in the mind"s and "windows into Hell". He's still haunted by his school days of having the ride the short bus. Now he'd end up having to live in a house full of them. Even have to share a bedroom with at least one of them. I hope he ends up having to bunk with someone in a hockey helmet who moans like a howler monkey all night and likes to smear his feces all over Chris' stuff.

>>511674

>our operatives

this is why autists shouldn't be allowed to participate in society

>>511785

>Nah, he wouldn't have to worry about someone with a sadder life then his own trying to fuck with him in a group home.

No one has a sadder life than a pants-shitting retard in hillbilly country who talks about being a Mary Sue downy in an alternate dimension.

There are people in Bangladesh who make a living picking through mountains of reeking wet garbage who are better than Chris Chan.

>>511849

I think someone who spends all of his day angrily tweeting at Chris, trying to get him kicked out of cons and lives in conditions even worse then the Chandler household has a worse life then Chris. That kind of person really needs a more socially acceptable hobby

>>511850

How much did Null pay you for this post? In any case, I hope you verified payment first because he's a total deadbeat.

>>511851

>implying that isnt josh himself

>>511850

He's not wrong though. Chris is a dumpster fire of a human being but if your life's work is obsessing over that dumpster fire then you need to kys my dude.

>>511866

Great job at protecting your sweetheart, Joshua, at this rate pretty soon neither of you will be virgins anymore!

Foxdickers turn up and try to tell everyone they shouldn't be laughing at Chris.

There's always a freak show, there's always a circus and there's always a carnie behind it. We're just enjoying the digital freak show.

>>511867

>(1)

>Calls the person making fun of Hirtes Josh

Haven't we done this before?

>>511869

Only foxdickfags are that obsessed with Hirtes. The rest of the world just goes "Who?" and moves on.

>>511879

>(1)

Only Hirtes is obsessed with trying to get Chris kicked out of the con. The rest of the world just rolls their eyes.

>>511918

You foxdickfags are so lame. All you got is this kind of "No U" shit to toss?

Just admit the fact that only foxdickers are so fixated on Hirtes while everyone else just looks at you and shrugs.

>>511920

No, you're kinda obvious

>>511918

And despite all the efforts of Null and his cult, Chris still has to drive back to his hovel tonight, knowing the fact that Vinyl Scratch wants nothing to do with him (remember, Chris thinks that voice actors ARE the characters they play), and that Pristine Christine got velvet roped at the Gala because his dirty bag lady clothing isn't regarded as formal attire.

And Null can bullshit the convention to disregard all complaints, but that still won't stop the thousands of people talking to each other about "what Chris did". Those retweets are still spreading.

Even the foxdickers admit that Chris wasn't as warmly accepted at this year's con as much as he was at BC17, and he'll be even less accepted at BC18 (assuming Barb doesn't drop dead by then and Chris will have much bigger things to worry about than going to a cartoon horse fetish convention). More people are aware of what a psycho CWC is, no matter how much spin Nool tries to do.

PS: I'm Hirtes now, I guess.

>>511928

DR;TL, Chris Chan am gud boy he dindu nuffin, and some guy named Hirtes is a Sith lord who everyone has to hate cuz Nool said so.

>>511784

>especially Hirtes

Hirtes is tremendously unfunny though

>>511923

Retweets are spreading? Source?

>>511939

>replying to yourself

You're such a (1)

>>511945

Anyone that Josh Moon doesn't like is a great guy imo.

>>511945

Yeah, he's some dude who keeps using proxys to ban evade, lives in an apartment that's even shittier then 14 BL CT and spends most of his free time (which he has alot of, wellfare leach) trying to either get Chris to notice his troll accounts on twitter or attempting to get Chris kicked out of cons.

Don't get me wrong, seeing the fallout from Chris getting kicked out of bronycon would be hilarious but only if he gets kicked out for legitament reasons. If he's kicked out because some 50 year old furfag kept tweeting that he touched someone in the bathroom then it'll just strengthen Josh's resolve

Oh, he also likes to call people who call him out Josh or Foxdicks. Alongside using new proxys to constantly post, it's kindof a red herring. Look for posters with one or two posts. It's usually him.

>inb4 I'm Josh/foxdick

No Mike, not everyone who dislikes you is a foxdick

>>511939

Good news, Mike! We will know when you die. How? We'll know when there isn't some new half-ass account in all caps about Chris's latest trouble that pops up just to ween at him. Trump 2020!

>>511956

You can read more about him here! https://foxdickfarms.net/threads/michael-j-mike-hirtes-mhirtes-aristocrat-polterbob-slep-totem-sanic-aspergercorn.32312/

>>511959

There is none. Mike just wants Chris kicked out of bronycon that badly because it'll validate his existence.

>>511955

He makes several new twitter accounts every single day.

It's just pathetic.

https://twitter.com/Me_Want_Woman

https://twitter.com/PedoFork

https://twitter.com/FilthAndFlies

https://twitter.com/starvingnalone

>>511963

>Me want women

>Pedofork

Fitting

>>511955

>>511957

>>511962

>>511963

Foxdicks fail to keep their pet retard from flashing girls in the bathroom.

So of course, it's all the fault of this guy that Null really fucking hates and you should hate him too cuz reasons. Yeah, let's blame that guy for all the things happening to Chris.

Bet it really makes you focdicks rage knowing that not everyone shares your likes and dislikes doesn't it? Bet you're already calling me Hirtes too.

Just fucking die already, Josh!

>>511965

Someone posted the video of Chris shitting on the floor

>>511965

>Any actual good c o n t e n t?

Nope. Chris seems to have largely stopped tweeting and bronycon is basically over. Nothing happened.

>>511969

iwantobelieve.jpg

>>511972

>Proof?

I thought you'd be into that, Mike. Jesus Christ.

>>511972

>So it's basically just foxdicks and /cow/tists autisticly screeching about some random furry all day, gotcha. Exactly why I started ignoring those threads in the first place

They come here and to other CWC threads to shit up the place until the mods nuke it or it locks itself after reaching it's post limit. They trainwrecked at least two Chris Chan threads on 4chan this weekend that way.

>>511969

>>511971

>>511973

Replying to yourself again, Hirtes?

Well, the con's finally over. Time for Chris to drive back to his dumpster of a house with a dying harpie and several hills of dogshit laying inside. To spend another twelve months talking about his make-believe universes & squeal for more free money so he can go back to BronyCon '19 to wag his bent dick at some more girls.

And Null and his cult gather round for a big sloppy celebratory man-train as they high-five each other for protecting the golden tard from getting kicked out, this time.

Can't wait for Barb to croak soon so that this shit will finally be put to an end once and for all.

>>511983

I'll be honest, seeing some 50 year old man lose his shit that he can't get some gropie fatass kicked from a brony convention is hilarious. You don't have to be Josh or a foxdick to find it funny, but it helps!

>>511984

But you ARE either Null or a foxdick. Your obsession betrays you.

>>511988

Are you talking about TMG? Nothing seems to have happened at bronycon

>>511986

It really is rather pathetic and hilarious that Chris gets more pussy then some non autistic 50 year old

>>511990

Foxdicks: "We hate Hirtes but he still refuses to kill himself! Why doesn't he get with the program? He's supposed to kill himself now but he won't? Why? WHY???!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

>>511993

Where's he at? I'll kill him.

>>511996

Oh god please do

>>511991

1. The VA for Vinyl Scratch, Chris' favorite (well, WAS favorite up until yesterday) downy, told him to fuck off and stay away from her.

2. Chris whined and pouted because he got kicked out of the Grand Galloping Gala for wearing his usual trash clothing instead of formal attire.

The foxdick spamming in this thread is really getting out of hand.

Until I see proof to the contrary I'm taking the exposure rumors as true. There's no reason for them to derail this hard unless they're intentionally trying to prevent us from discussing and spreading the news.

>>511990

Hirtes will never feel those lips wrapped around his un-clit

That chick left Bronycon with a womb filled with autistic CWC seed, how does that make you feel, Hirtes?

>>511998

Yeah, nothing happened

>>512002

Nothing happened? Chris has been whining that he was so unjustly oppressed now. Like Anne Frank & Nelson Mandela all rolled up into a ball and stuffed into a Goodwill tank top.

>>512004

>chris whining

Yeah, not interested. Nothing new here.

You're really grasping at straws when you take Chris whining as a win. Sure he didn't get his way a couple of times and it induced a mild chuckle at best but Chris whines on a daily basis multiple times a day. Business as usual.

>>512004

Has any one asked Chris about the exposure thing? I think the reason not much cocks has come from this is Chris is being baby sat so he can't make the videos he normally would. He will make some ranting videos when he gets home

>>512037

Exactly. They're really infesting the /mlp/ threads at 4chan. "Hirtes this. Hirtes that.". Like it drives then crazy knowing that no one outside their little gay bar of a forum wants to hate this guy like they do.

>>512037

>>512039

>>512044

Thought you'd said you'd fuck off already, Mike.

>>512039

screencaps?

>>511613

If this is real this might be the final nail in the coffin. All the assumptions about post-barb chris are tied to the idea of the state ultimately stepping in and helping him. if he actually gets serious charges he wont be eligible for the limited help that virginia can/will offer.

Also reminds me: you guys need to all understand just how limited welfare is in the american south. its not even close to cali or europe, a person like chris will end up homeless as there simply arent that many options due to lack of state aid.

>>512078

All of those solutions are tepid and childlike. They cannot and will not be executed with any kind of gusto or effort.

Nool, like most neets, is ultimately lazy and lacking resources. Does he honestly think his mommy will let chris move in?

>>512078

>(1)

>nool

>>512086

>There is no proof that this is real beyond some faggot who's probably you-know-who posting here about it with no real proof beyond a screenshot of an email that anyone could fake.

Prove that it *didn't* happen. Chris has a past history of shit like this. From his frequent ladies room invasions at the Fashion Square Mall and various other places and incidents of him acting inappropriately. The tard has a record of doing shit like this so there's reason to regard it as true.

>>512093

Well theres also a long history of people faking things that chris hasnt done that he totally would do. also burden of proof etc.

Dont get me wrong i want this to be true more than anything because we might see the wheels set into motion to end CWC

>>512093

1. Chris's bodyguards are close friends of Feline Darkmage, a mod on foxdick who's a tranny.

2. They never let Chris out of their sight

3. Chris is on the understanding that if he gets banned from bronycon then he's not going to any more conventions.

>>512099

I know that foxdicks are fanatical, but did they actually escort Chris *into* the bathroom?

Did they wipe his butthole for him?

Did they lick his poopy fingers all clean for him?

>>512095

All that screenshot proves is that someone emailed bronycon security about an alleged incident. Literally anyone could've done that.

The way con atendees love to gossip about happenings at the events they're attending (SEE: TMG Chris drama) it's impossible that nobody would've witnessed this going down or that foxdickfags could keep every single witness silenced.

>>512107

Please. You act like he's a violent rapist. He's a socially awkward faggot. It's bizarre the amount of hate he brings out of people.

>>512108

Vehicular assault.

Pepperspraying incident.

Frequent violations of Trespassing.

Harms/kills his pets.

Sexual Harassment.

But Chris Chan am gud boy he dindoo nuffin.

>>512109

>vehicular assault

That was unhinged but you act like he allah ackbar'd through a mall.

>pepperspraying incident

Again, unhinged but not that bad.

>trespassing

THE MONSTER

>kills his pets

On purpose?

>sexual harassment

I don't care if he groped some whore at a convention. Alpha as fuck.

You seem emotionally invested in taking down some retard. It's unhealthy. Get some awareness.

>>512112

>You seem emotionally invested in taking down some retard.

Nah. Time's gonna take care of that just fine on it's own. I just like to take the piss out of this dickhead who fancies himself to be a godlike "celebrity".

A-Log is alive and well in spirit.

>>512100

I'm sure you would like to know, Mike.

>>512127

The screencap came from a 4ch thread that had to be nuked by mods because foxdickfags shit the place up beyond rescue.

>>512127

Mike would like to get Chris banned because it'd validate his life. Personally I'm glad Chris had a mostly good time

>>512129

Oh, you mean the one you were shitposting on, Mike? Someone linked me to the whole thing and I only wish I screencapped it.

Get a fucking life.

>>512131

>Someone linked me to the whole thing and I only wish I screencapped it.

This thread?

https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/32696878

>>510397

>He'll just end up rotting in a home, harassing staff and making an ass of himself as usual.

It doesn't work like that. One Title IX complaint against Chris and most homes will immediately kick him then blacklist him over it. A single employee suing them over Chris has a way higher chance of succeeding than Chris suing for being kicked out due to a sexism/harassment complaint. The same is true for many homeless people, who are not all that much different from Chris.

At that point Chris becomes actually homeless, unless a relative takes him in he lives in shelter to shelter until he gets kicked out or the state tries putting him into managed housing, which likely won't work because Chris will get booted the moment he turns his subsidized apartment into a roach-infested mess. Then he's just on the street living under tarps until he tries grabbing a girl's ass and gets shot.

>>511217

Chris won't immediately loose everything once Barb dies. Even if creditors come for the home (unlikely given the state it's in) Chris will have at least 1-2 years in the house with all of his crap, alone. Utilities might get cut off since he won't know how to properly handle that without access to Barb's accounts, but he'll likely be able to subsist for a while until he gets a welfare check by the police who discover the house is way out of the fire code and get it red tagged.

All of this is avoidable (because even if creditors want the house, Chris can unironically use his disability to prevent this from occurring if he gets a lawyer) but Chris will probably wind up trying to shower/wipe down in the PVCC library's toilets or asking for money outside a mall causing him to get arrested, which is when a court would consider placing him under a conservatiship.

I love it when shit like this happens to Chris. It reminds me that Justice comes in all sizes.

https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1023747234532339712

>>512139

Beats living in a section 8 apartment imo

>>512145

>chris's car won't start

>HAHAH FINALLY JUSTICE

Justice for what?

>>512155

Prayers to you Chris

FYI someone at KF dropped mention that Null is somewhere in Australia. WTF is he doing out there, preparing to swim his way to the worker's Paradise known as China?

>>511990

I'd throw some poke balls at that thicc greekachu

>>512155

Good thing Jewsh droppped out of high school, or he wouldn't be able to do things like this.

>>512139

>Even if creditors come for the home (unlikely given the state it's in)

That's not unlikely at all. The home is a home, and it's on land which has value, it can be seized and sold at auction and there will absolutely be a buyer. What do you think mortgage companies do when people default? "Ah well, it's kind of a shitty house, we don't really want it."

> Chris can unironically use his disability to prevent this from occurring if he gets a lawyer

Now this is unlikely. Foreclosure is a long and irritatingly deliberate process, nobody is likely to do it for free because it's stupifyingly dull and tedious and Chris has no money. I don't know of anything in the law code that mitigates defaulting on a mortgage because you're retarded. The usual exemptions involve overseas deployment for military and things like this.

He could file for bankruptcy, but this would be tough to navigate. Chapter 7 would be more likely and doesn't do more than provide a temporary respite in foreclosure before the property is liquidated. Chapter 13 protects real estate from seizure but is more similar to debt consolidation than Chapter 7 – the debts aren't wiped out and require a payment plan. Chris likely would not qualify as he has no job and his fixed income (if it's still c. $1000/month) is too small to ever meet a payment plan.

>>512216

Fuck off white knight.

Chris has had a history of sexually assaulting people since the days of Megan. The only difference is he now believes he's a celebrity due to faggots like you so he's upping his game to random strangers as well.

>you can only defend CWC or be indifferent towards him

>if you criticize him in any way you are an A-Log or Hirtes

What's up with that logic, lately?

>>512221

A bunch of shit libs are raiding 8ch and the mods aren't banning them like they should be.

>>512183

This Captain guy has given chris hundreds, if not thousands. From what a lot of people have said about him, this is probably money well spent. Buying his way into Josh's good graces is part of the plan.

>>512222

>WAHHHHH WHY WON'T MODS KEEP MY POLITICAL ECHO CHAMBER INTACT

Found the faggot

>>512221

Better yet

>Guy who shits his pants and does nothing but spam "HIRTES" for like at least 3-4 threads straight, always with a (30+), stays untouched

>People who mock him, tell him to fuck off or make fun of foxdicks get (((Banned)))

Really makes me think. I wonder on (((Whose))) side the mods are here, this is very telling

Foxdicks and people who support chris in general are almost as pathetic as him, tho, so I don't expect their trollshielding to really do anything, but I appreciate knowing the fact that the moderation here is compromised

>>512183

What is this all about? Did chris give up his twitter to daddy null?

Also

>Foxdicks paying chris like he's some sort of twitch camwhore

Fucking lmao

>>512285

Maybe do some research and see where she sent him multiple e-mails about him touching her and asking him not to do it. She even says it's sexual harassment in them.

>>512288

They're trying to troll by posting it. They don't believe it but they think they're trolling and annoying people.

>>512307

It's so obvious. I can't wait until barb croaks, let's see how they will spin that

>>512291

>Did chris give up his twitter to daddy null?

Chris literally has given every single password he has to Null

>>511217

That's what makes this all so much funnier

He's living the highlight of his life, the closest thing he will have to his carefree high school and elementray school days, where all he did was play vidya, hang out with "Friends" and what not. Before the trolls and mary lee walsh, ect

Rise before the fall, that's what makes his incoming fall that much better, he will never see it coming

>>512218

Megan should have given up the pussy. Chris deserved it. He's an artist.

>>512319

I doubt his autism would have gone down any if she gave him a pity fuck. All that much better, virgin chris gives us most cocks

>>512320

Megan was also autistic wasn't she? If it hadn't been for the trolls he probably would have ended up in a tard marriage to her and settled down. Might even have a tard baby and a support home for them both to live in by now.

>>512322

Nah, I think she was legit creeped out by him

Not like it matters, chris sterilized himself, once he gets thrown out, all that tard cum in his fridge will go with him, and that will be the final nail in the coffin

>>512324

Of course she was, he kept molesting her but that's not important. If it was a tard marriage it doesn't matter how they feel it just works. If nothing else Chris might have ended up meeting other IRL tards instead of sonichuing it up.

>>512325

Does it really matter? I like this Chris better

>>512327

This Chris isn't even fun. The best he can do is flash his dick at some cunt in a bathroom. Old Chris would fuck blow up dolls and sing love songs for us.

>>512328

He still does all that shit, just behind closed doors. Foxdicks have the good stuff, they're just no sharing any of it

Like I said, rise before the fall, it's going to get real interesting sometime soon, but I agree, tomgirl saga overstayed it's welcome

>>512330

Take heart, anon. Foxdicks won't be around forever. All the white knighting they do will be self defeating when they start to canabalize themselves.

>>512330

Nobody but Hirtes wants to see Chris shit on the floor, Mike.

>>512334

If you want to see it or not he's going to shit himself.

>>512330

I'm more interested in the stuff he does of his own volition. If you have a gun to the head of his fantasy wife and tell him to shit on the floor or else it loses something.

>>512335

Ignore the raging foxdick. He's gaslighting, meaning that he's trying to shit up the thread so you don't talk about what he doesn't want you to talk about, it's what JIDF, leftypol and Shareblue do it all the time, if you don't talk to him, he failed, it's as simple as that

Also, (42) of nothing but Hirtes, lmao, legit mental illness

>>512334

>Nobody but Hirtes wants to see Chris fuck his sexdoll, Mike.

>Nobody but Hirtes wants to see Chris drink his semen, Mike.

>Nobody but Hirtes wants to see Chris break his PS3, Mike.

>>512338

Don't do it, man. That's exactly the kinds of posts this guy wants you to make, so then the (((Mods))) can ban you for shitting up the thread/off topic posts. Literally ignore all Hirtes related nonsense, this is a chris chan thread, jack shit he can do about it but bitch and cry if nobody is giving him any attention

>>512338

You can't manufacture inspirado.

>>512339

If you don't respond to him, he'll just respond to himself by way of proxys.

Its actually kinda sad. Chris has a mostly good time at Bronycon, Hirtes is stuck here trying (and failing) to get him kicked out.

Oh FYI, nothing gets hirtes more angry then calling him out in a thread. It's how you can usually tell it's him a-logging rather than anyone else.

>>512339

foxdickfags are using the H word as if it's their official trigger word to make all discussion about their Fearless Leader or his golden tard come to a halt.

To the foxdicks:

>Whatever post they dont like is a Hirtes

>Whomever doesn't agree with them is a Hirtes

>Anyone who isnt Joshua Moon (PBUH) is a Hirtes

>Anyone spotting an obvious foxdicker is Hirtes

They are trying to impose their cultist KF agree-with-Null-always-or-else mindfuck here on this board, just like they do at their gay bar. They want to use that name as a trigger word to derail every thread they want put down. It's like they want /cow/ to become a colony of KF.

I'm sure I'm going to be called the H word too. If you let the little incels get away with it, they're only going to do it more often.

>>512349

You never answered my question >>512148

>>512351

>Gender Neutral Bathroom Tweet

>>512349

No shit, shirlock, they're the biggest lolcows in this thread

>>512351

>(2)

>Literally in this thread to reply to himself, attempting to validate his delusion that he's better then Chris

>Spends all day on twitter, /mlp/ and /cow/ trying to get Chris kicked out of bronycon

>H-HA, LOOK AT THIS LOSER, I AM SO MUCH BETTER THAN HIM, HAHAHA

>Too stupid to see the irony

>Gets angry when called out

>Calls people who call him out Foxdicks and Josh

>Constantly ban evades

Like jesus man, I wanted to see Chris get kicked out too but not by some no-lifer flooding reports to bronycon about how he raped someone in a bahtroom or showing off his weird scat fetish. Get a more socially accepted hobby, Mike.

>>512359

Epic meme brah.

>>512360

It's gonna be more epic when I get around to making my compilation :)

>>512362

Don't worry, Mike. I'll do the honors of posting it in your thread. It is, after all, what the fox says.

>>512371

> don't they

yes

>>512408

>afterwards

She didn't want to be hugged at all, moron.

>>512431

>>512431

>waahhhh someone touched me

This is literally what it's like to be a liberal faggot

>>512434

>no arguments

>>512371

Unless Chris' Tupperware containers of frozen tard cum sell for $50,000 each on the fertility black market, I see so logic behind their trollshielding agenda.

HIRTES HIRTES

WATCHA GONNA DO

WATCHA GONNA DO

WHEN NULL COMES FOR YOU

HIRTES HIRTES

>>512431

Tough shit, life isn't tumblr.

>>510349

>If any one is going to Bronycon please dress as a pickle and happen to be around chris.

YES. WHOEVER DOES THIS WILL BE A HERO.

>>512441

Could someone please explain the logic of foxdickers yelling that name all the time? Why do they use it like they think it's a power word that's supposed to shut down all discussion about Chris?

Where are the the mods?

>>512459

>Where are the the mods?

WAHHHHH I NEED AN ADULT

>>512465

Says the faggot talking about their mod coming for us.

>>512457

There's no reason we couldn't have a pickleman 2.0. Cosplay as PICKLE RICK and slide up to Chris. Shout "Hi I'm pickle rick" and you're fucking gold.

>>512459

>>512465

A wild Hirtes appears

>>512477

This is the gayest thing I've ever heard.

>Foxdicks are still at it

MAXIMUM DAMAGE CONTROL

>>512477

I guess you could do that if you were trying to be more autistic than Chris. If you want to troll Chris come up with something original. In the meantime go fuck off back to half chan, reddit or wherever you came from.

>>512489

You don't want to see chris freak out as a bunch of foxdickers try to fist fight a guy in a pickle suit?

>>512496

Chris proved at TMG that when confronted he literally curls up in a ball and cries.

>>512496

Also,

>foxdicks

>fist fight

Choose one. The only way foxdicks get violent is school shootings when they know the fight ain't fair.

>>512498

They're not even the kind of incels that could pull off a school shooting.

>>512497

yea but if you taunt him enough he shits himself. Don't you want to see Chris shit himself so hard he pushes himself along the floor?

>>512496

Chris wouldn't freak out necessarily. He would probably awkwardly find the nearest exit. The foxdickers would cover him like the fucking secret service. I would love to be proven wrong on this but the guy dressed as a pickle would end up looking like a massive retard when it's all said and done, especially if he's screaming Rick and Morty quotes.

>>512506

You wouldn't find that funny?

>>512506

>Yeah, you wouldn't want to look like a massive retard at BronyCon, would you? You'd stick out like a sore thumb

>>512448

>>512434

>>512435

t. faggots that do not what assault is

>>512520

>>512520

*know

>>512520

I've had downies hug me with their sticky sausage fingers. It happens. If you don't want to be around socially inept retards don't go to conventions.

>>512520

LOL the liberal fag is triggered

>>512522

I've had a downie hug me when I didn't want it. That's different from one slobbering on you or groping you while dressed as a faggot.

>>512493

What is he walking home?

>>512531

He's an insane retard who doesn't understand personal boundaries. Trying to paint him as this serial rapist is hyperbolic and ridiculous.

>>512538

Said the person making out that any one called him a rapist.

>>512539

You claimed he "molested" Megan and has a history of sexually assaulting people.

>>512540

>And you also made it sound that I just wrote you an angry email and you had nothing to do with it, when in fact the reason being was because I was sick of telling constantly to stop touching me. That is SEXUAL HARRASSMENT. I wrote the email in response to what YOU did wrong to me.

>Although it may not seem like a big deal to you, it was to me. Just because I've allowed other guys to hug me, doesn't mean you automatically have that right. I have the right to decide who can get close to me. If a female doesn't like the way a guy advances or touches her, even if other females are ok with it- if that one female doesn't like it, it IS sexual harrassment. You greatly need to understand that.

You don't claim sexual harassment for being hugged.

>>512541

Oh please, you precious fucking faggot. Megan craved the Chris cock. She was just being tsundere.

>>512544

People aren't even fucking with him any more. They're just sending twitter messages and thinking that's epic trolling.

It would be easy to fake a brony galpal and make him do dumb shit still.

>>512545

Epic. Go cry about how Chris literally stare-raped some fat bitch at an autism convention, fag.

>>512548

>I am a woman

>He is my future husband

>He is gay

This is not how any of this shit works. Does Chris even know what a homo is?

>>512522

It's still assault. Don't like it? No one cares.

>>512523

Yeah, you are.

>>512548

This guy hated homos. Now his duck is hard when his butthole is penetrated.

>>512558

Is that a homemade phone case covering about $800 worth of tech? I cant even..

Why do foxdickers claim that CWC has learned from his mistakes and is now a functional human while monitoring him 24/7 online and irl?

>>512570

It's just all bullshit. They know he's retarded as hell but make half-assed attempts to derail anyone portraying him in a negative light so they get all the cocks for themselves.

>>512137

>fucking THIS

Yes. the state of virginia, as ive said, barely hands out any welfare to people in general. someone like CWC (white with a rap sheet including sexual harassment stuff) means he has a snowballs chance in hell to get any kind of housing. He WILL be dependent on his relatives. Oh, wait, nope. Cause thanks to barb (and him) his entire family has disowned him. Any hints of anyone taking in CWC will also means that trolls will contact said relative and clue them in on the shitshow that is CWC. Thats assuming that person doesnt find out themselves.

Homeless Saga at this point is a done deal. A sealed fate. Unless he dies first.

>>512644

It really shows how *old* he is. not just age wise (hes what in his mid 30s now?) but he was raised by two old people that were "old fashioned"

Its kinda surreal cause hes always just sorta mimed things from younger people. hes always been an out of place age wise autist.

>>512644

>Chris is like a parakeet who repeats phrases that he has heard but has no idea what they mean.

But he's using the phrase correctly. You're supposed to use it when being a sycophant.

>>512687

Remember that Chris already has a rep as being a bad tenant (from the time he was staying at the rental house that Barb's insurance was paying for while 14 BLC was being renovated). Plus Chris has to have absolutely horrid credit score, either from his own terrible spending habits plus all of the debt he'll soon inherit from Barb because Dummy was a co-signer to the mortgages & loans Barb took out.

These factors guarantee that Chris will never get a decent apartment. When that happens, Null is going to bail on Chris so fucking fast……