/cow/ - Lolcows

Imagine being the security guard who has to deal with this shit. Like you walk up and immediately just go "what the fuck am I looking at here?"

>>492741

Private security get too much shit. What’s worse Chris-chan probably will try to sue.

>>492743

He doesn't have any standing in any court because of the sexual assault.

>>492747

Doesn't mean he won't try.

>>492753

It's his, or null's, money. I don't care. They'll lose anyways.

>>492747

>He doesn't have any standing in any court because of the sexual assault.

>Current year

>judge rulling against a transgender woman

You faggots are fucking retarded. Don't get me wrong I think Josh is a pathetic neetfag and Chris is beyond salvation but there's absolutely no indication that anyone is suing anyone.

>>492760

>Con didn’t threw out someone for forcing himself on girl probably because transgenderism

>Not a lawsuit waiting to happen

>>492761

He actually forced himself on men. You are really behind on everything that's gone down. He gave unwanted kisses to several men and allegedly grabbed someone's ass at the con. Tranny or not that's going to get you thrown out especially in today's era of #metoo. When confronted about it by security he had the breakdown you see above and after crying on Twitter briefly he went home and he's preparing for bronycon in July. That is if they don't decide to preemptively ban him.

>>492765

>history of using violence against people who have angered him

>history of using violence against people for abstract reasons

>now a history of sexual assault at a convention

>>492765

So realistically the faggot looks like a lunatic to any judge worth his title, and will be hit with a felony on the best case scenario considering his history of violence nullifies any insanity pleas.

This was posted in the Jewsh thread, we might as well consolidate.

https://archive.is/Yr3dc

< Note: There is a massive diatribe about CPU goddesses (woke up to 30 text messages), but I completely ignore it. Feel free not to read it. I think he was just trying to distract me from what I was saying.

>>492732

>People at the con ignored Chris-Chan until a jontron cosplayer called security again believing Chris-Chan was hurt or something

Probably not that unusual to see bizarre panic attacks by autistic trannies that smell like rotting watermelon at one of those things

>>492741

The real heroes. Some poor bastard gets a little over minimum wage to work on the Saturday afternoon policing people misgendering other people.

>>492753

He doesn't have the money to sue anybody. Neither does Null for that matter

>>492732

This video is infinitely more interesting if you remove Chris. It's a circus of freaks and some try hard faggot going "heuh heuh heuh gibs him money XDDDD".

You can surely do better than a lump of fat curled up in a ball for cocks.

>>492794

>try hard faggot going "heuh heuh heuh gibs him money XDDDD".

Chris already has a history of living public places when offered money.

The future is Islamic NatSoc, the only ones arguing against it are trannies. If Chris is Muslim now all those "based /pol/ trannies" should feel ashamed of herselfs

>>492837

Islam is extremely tolerant of trannies assuming they don't troon out. Example: Iran.

>>492765

Attractive women can give kisses to male strangers and most don't mind that. Chris thinks himself as being one of the girls so obviously he thinks he can do that too, just like with that "darling" shit on Twitter. He has little grasp of social rules but you bet your ass he could use that as an excuse if told about it.

>>493542

To be fair, that's only because a future religious leader born from a man is part of their theology. It was a neat "get out of jail" card for Muhammad, but then trannies happened.

>All of these waifish soycucks squirming and whining about feeling violated and how Chris is "gross" like a bunch of teenage girls instead of acting like men and socking him in the fat face

>>493786

This, I would love to have an excuse to kick that retard in the nuts

>>493786

While I appreciate your sentiment I think that assaulting an autistic retard will only further sympathy for him in the end. At the end of it all you would be arrested for assaulting a disabled tranny and the general public who doesn't know anything about Chris would only give him sympathy.

>>492758

There's only so much one tranny can get away with.

>>493790

>23 replies before Hirtes drops in.

YIFF YIFF! Getting slow old man.

>>493805

If he made national news for something like that his past would come out and he'd lose all sympathy from the public. I don't really wish harm on Chris but he violates people's space so often I know an ass kicking is coming his way at some point. He's lucky he's dealing with con spergs and not actual people.

>>493786

>>493790

Hi Alog, long time no see.

>>493824

>There's only so much one tranny can get away with.

If you live in the UK. They get away almost as much as Muslims do.

>>493966

>uk

Is anyone gonna mention that the entire time his ass crack was hanging out like a mega plumber?

>>493966

A tranny will still get rape charges whereas Muslims, Arabs, Hispanics, Blacks, and Rapefugees get away with that shit scott free (apparently you can get away with rape and homicide in India if your victim is below the lower class).

>>494139

This is what Gandhi died for.

It amazes me that he even was allowed to enter the con, he has the most notorious internet histories of all time, yet for some fucking reason the con staff were like "Huh, seems like a normal person to me! Let him in!"

>>494285

If they deny chris-Chan. SJWs and journalists will cry transphobia.

>>494347

Wanting to sock a mentally ill man trying to kiss you is a perfectly natural reaction, unless you're a foxdick asskisser who will white knight for him(lol, the irony) or some asshole who wants to be e-famous

>>494379

t.squirming pussy

>>493578

What? Citation please I must see this to believe. My skill with search engins has waned or the algorithm has. I am unable to find what you have said.

>>494347

>One of the guys that got kissed is calling himself a "survivor" and making a literal fucking soyface in the thumbnail for the interview

It's called attention whoring for subs and views, and you're enabling him.

>>494697

See attachment.

>>494347

They see women getting away with crying crocodile tears, and since soyboys aren't man enough to stand up for themselves they resort to women's tactics.

If a creepy tranny like Chris were to try and kiss me I would be utterly disgusted, but I would never call myself a "survivor" as if I was held hostage at gunpoint or something like that. Fucking pathetic.

>>494691

>too far

No it isn't retard. Stop being a pussy. That's a completely logical course of action toward unwanted sexual contact.

>>494373

> Reminder that Josh/Null thought a convention-goer was a troll, and threatened his family.When he and the foxdicks found out the guy was innocent, they turned their rage to TooManyGames and the organizer who invited Chris

Wow what a cunt. Sounds liable to sue for threatening their lives. What if Crazy Chris got that info? It would be a family massacre!

>>492732

looks like the turtle defensive imitation works pretty well

>>494888

You have to think about the bigger picture and not just your feelings.

If you punch Chris it's going to create a lot of sympathy for him and you'll just be the guy who knocked out a disabled autistic tranny. News will spread online and it will only give him asspats, more donations, and more delusions of his alleged celebrity status.

Someone earlier said that if this happened eventually his past would come out but given the fact that it's mostly recorded on ED, foxdickfarms, and chans most normies and SJWs will call it lies and slander just like they did with Brianna Wu and other anti-GGers.

In not saying you need to cry and act like a faggot when you get kissed but if you act rationally and press charges without breaking into violence they'll take the entire situation much more serious and Chris could be facing actual imprisonment.

>>494892

Null and Chris both don't have the money for a lawsuit and there's no indication that either will do it. If they did they'd lose and Chris would be banned from all cons preemptively as he would be seen as a liability.

>>494938

>You have to think about the bigger picture and not just your feelings.

Yea everything you said isn't going to happen. They can say it isn't true all they want because there are tons of videos uploaded by Chris and backed up all over the internet documenting his behavior. There are also multiple court cases proving he's got a bad habit of going places he's not wanted, pepper spraying people when told to leave, and being an all around degenerate piece of shit.

If a man attempts to kiss another man who isn't a total fag getting his ass beat is both a natural reaction and what any sane person would expect to happen. It will happen at some point and I will be here to laugh at it.

>>494957

Attacking Chris would be dangerous though! Are we not sure that CHRIS HIMSELF did not murder his own father in a murderous bloodlust? This thread is very concerning to all, and now Chris is on Facebook writing about school shooters?! This will end will Rivers of Blood as was prophesied by Enoch Powell. Chris is a great example of the dangers of immigration and now we've let this red-blooded Libyan into our country, who know what price the women and children will pay! Please somebody put a hit out on Chris before innocents die! Why isn't the lamestream media covering this, rather than pretend that slut Stormy Daniels tells the truth! CHRIS IS DANGEROUS! WRITE TO YOUR SENATORS ABOUT AN AUTISM REGISTRY!

>>494977

Your autism is showing, Josh

>>492732

What the fuck is this?

>Kissing female attendees

The drama was over kissing men you retard

>Chris Chan is a Muslim

What ween garbage is this?

>JonTron cosplayer bullshit

Source pls

When did all these baby foxdickers show up?

>>495048

I don't think he ever went through with selling his throat, so I don't think such video actually exists. Maybe if idea guy inner circle spy fag is in here still he can explain how they got Chris to make that post and if he ever went through with prostitution.

>>495112

>he can explain how they got Chris to make that post

Don't they control his twitter? I figured this much would be obvious seeing as the posts are actually coherent, they're spelt and punctuated properly and don't use the random capitalisation that Chris is known for

>>492760

That reminds me. I would guess that by now Josh has called his contacts at the FBI to see if they're going to arrest those mean twolls who conned Chris. I wonder if the partyvans are already en route of did the FBI tell Nool to fuck off & stop calling them.

>>494373

This info should also be sent out to any other cons as a warning to keep Chris away for the drama nuke he is with a mob of spergs who will dox & harass you if the giant toddler is chastised in any way. Nothing good ever happens when Chris Chan is involved. Nothing.

>>494938

>If you punch Chris it's going to create a lot of sympathy for him and you'll just be the guy who knocked out a disabled autistic tranny.

Not so. I think the first person to play "Kick The Autistic" will become the hero that CWCville needs.

Call me an A-Log all you want, but you know it's the only way to get through to Chris. Nothing else has worked.

>>495675

Joshie's got the CIA, FBI, NSA, and NASA working 24/7 to arrest Chris meanie trolls. Rumor is that Mueller has dropped everything to investigate

>>494953

>They can say it isn't true all they want because there are tons of videos uploaded by Chris and backed up all over the internet documenting his behavior. There are also multiple court cases proving he's got a bad habit of going places he's not wanted, pepper spraying people when told to leave, and being an all around degenerate piece of shit.

These facts have never averted the scenario you're arguing against before. Facts and logic were against the uninformed and incurious normalfags and SJWs regarding GG and tranny politics but they were always disregarded for the sake of their vision on how the world should be and should work in their minds.

And in this particular case Chris's autism card gets him treated like a poor retard who can't help himself in every incident where he's brought to the courthouse. He will NEVER not be given a slap on the wrist for his behavior compared to what habit evidence suggests he should have gotten unless he somehow manages to draw blood. I will believe in a world where Chris-Chan gets proportionate punishment for his faggotry when I see it. Until then, Bismarck's adage about a special providence protecting imbeciles is iron clad as far as I'm concerned.

Well I've tried to play devil's advocate and give some advice on how normies might view an assault of Chris but it's falling on deaf ears. So here's what you fags need to do:

Have one of you go to bronycon and pay Chris five bucks for a selfie while you have someone else recording it. Give him a sign that you want a kiss but do it in a way that isn't obvious to the camera recording you. The rest writes itself. You want to assault an autistic retard there ya go, go nuts and share the footage here please so we can laugh at you.

>>495856

Guess what faggot I don't have to go attack him because at some point he's going to run across a guy that isn't going to put up with his bullshit and he'll get knocked the fuck out. You're living in pretend land with the rest of foxdick, you think people are either Chris sympathizers or out to cause him harm and it's a stupid position to take. Most normalfags has no idea who the fuck he is and eventually he's going to run up on someone that'll give him the ass kicking that he needs and deserves. As another anon said; He needs his ass kicked so he'll finally learn. The next few years will be hard for him, he's going to:

>lose his mother/last close family

>get his ass kicked

>go to court for said ass kicking

>Either be placed on a drug by a doctor or discover a love for an illicit drug and/or alcohol and will become addicted

Court will happen for sure because even if the other guy drops it his cult will donate money and convince him it's a good idea. A massive depression will lead to a drug addiction which will lead to his donations drying up as people realize they're paying for a drug habit.

The only reason he's made it this long is the cult of personality he's built around him of people that feel sorry for him and make excuses for his behavior.

>>496026

>Most normalfags has no idea who the fuck he is and eventually he's going to run up on someone that'll give him the ass kicking that he needs and deserves.

Except normalfags can tell at a glance that he's retarded. They're not going to kick a retarded man's ass.

How does one man produce so much Julay for so long?

Damn, this thread got derailed fast. Thanks Josh!

DANGEROUS NEWS! CHRIS CHAN ON THE LOOSE! A RAMAGE COULD BEGIN ANYDAY! GRAB YOUR GUNS NOW AND LOCK UP YOUR MOTHERS AND WIVES FOR WHEN CHRIS COMES TO TOWN NO WOMAN IS SAFE! THE CWCKI HAS AN ENTIRE PAGE ABOUT RAPE! WHY HAVN'T THE KIWAS REPORTED THIS BEHAVOR TO THE FBI! CHRIS COULD BE A SCHOOL SHOOTER EVEN A PRESIDENTAIL ASSASSIN! RAPIST RAPIST RAPIST!

>>495111

>Source pls

Look at the videos of Chris-Chan meltdown. Only attendee that showed concern was a jontron cosplayer.

>>496408

They almost certainly would. Starting a fight on a con floor is not exactly going to make you popular

>>496408

>he thinks normalfags wouldn't sympathize with an unhinged mentally retarded autistic tranny

If he got punched, he'd go down like a sack of potatoes and he'd come off as a victim. People would disapprove of what he did, but TKO'ing a retard will never be socially acceptable.

>>496449

If someone gave Chris brain damage, how could you tell?

Imagine having such a shitty life that you hope for a special needs tranny fag to get his ass kicked so your life doesn't seem as bad.

>>496471

Why would I need to hope for it? That literally just happened in Portland.

>>496471

>2007

<If we make enough phone calls to the authorities, we can sink CWC's tugboat!

>2009

<The Health Department is going to shut down 14 Branchland Court and the Chandlers will be homeless

>2011

<Chris is going to jail and getting raped by a niggo

>2014

<No, seriously, he's going to be put in gen pop with crack addicts

>2016

<Chris is going to chop off his duck and bleed out

>2018

<Chris is going to get the shit kicked out of him at a bugman convention

>>496838

>>496838

You forgot the retards who claim after every appearance by barb in a video that she's totally gonna kick the bucket any day now.

>>496838

>2020

<Chris is going to lose horribly if he runs for mayor of Ruckersville

>>496899

>2021

<In surprise irony, Chris gets hit by a car driven by the owner of the Game Place.

>2022

<Pixyteri is totally gonna divorce Chris and take custody of their yet to be born child.

>>496981

the kid would have a strong chin

>>496449

Christine needs a good roundhouse kick to the face

All these people wishing physical violence on Chris but nobody wants to get their hands dirty.

>>497114

Who would pay money to fly or drive just to knee Chris in his gunt?

>>497135

I know it's a long shot, but if Chris gets sentenced to some jail time when he appears back in court this Friday, who knows what might happen if he does his usual shit in there. Some might see his "hedgehog-like defense" as an open invitation for anal rape.

>>497198

If chris was sent to lockup it would be a local jail, not a state prison. Furthermore he'll he protected status ipso facto cause of his 'tisms. The "Prison Rape Saga" is nothing but a pipe dream.

>>497218

You'd be amazed how clever some cons can be when motivated. There was a prison riot a few years ago when the GenPop managed to get into the chomo section by melting a hole through the plexiglass barrier with a homemade napalm made from toilet paper soaked in hand sanitizer.

It looks like the admins at BronyCon have been made aware of Chris but they're going to let the nutjob in anyway no matter how many people have voiced their concerns about their personal safety.

I guess when something does happen, BronyCon can't say that no one tried to warn them. Hell, it could possibly make them even more liable for a lawsuit if Chris does do something.

https://community.bronycon.org/t/ban-or-be-very-caustious-chris-chan/8018

>>497311

nice selfpost

>>497311

>It looks like the admins at BronyCon have been made aware of Chris but they're going to let the nutjob in anyway no matter how many people have voiced their concerns about their personal safety.

Trannies feelings means more than people personal safety. Hell liberals still pretend they don’t know large amounts of trannies been convicted of sex crimes. Let’s let them use bathrooms with little

Girls. transgender community has Large sex crime rate for a small minority.

>>497328

Things could go bad for Chris in one of two possible ways:

1. Chris learns not a damn thing from his TMG fiasco, keeps on groping & smooching people. Gets kicked out.

2. Chris is so paranoid from his TMG fiasco that he literally runs away from anyone who approaches him, possibly even making him panic and pull out his bat. Gets kicked out.

And either way, Chris will no doubt be trying to sell his Sonichu shit at the con illegally.

>>497198

If Chris goes to jail his trans status will give him a solitary cell in the alternative lifestyle unit. >>497262

Chris is going to serve time in a county jail, that is if he serves time at all. Which he probably won't. No county inmate is going to start a riot just so they can rape a fat smelly retard.

>>497347

I know that Chris would only be sent to jail and not the state pen. Notice that I said JAIL time and not PRISON time.

And fights happen in jail all the time over the most stupid of shit. Imagine being trapped in a jail with Chris and his obnoxious behavior for several weeks. I don't think the Greene County lockup is going to go through the added expense of giving Chris his own private jail just to keep him from being shanked by some con who does NOT like inappropriate smooches on the cheek by a guy.

>>497598

>>497347

One thing to bare in mind is that old adage 'hard time changes a man'. So let's say he does indeed face jail time, he will immediately change dramatically. As dim as CWC is he will fully be aware of how absolutely fucked he is. I think he'll be a much different person inside than outside, lord knows I was. He will very possibly say little and actually keep his autism bottled up.

>>497598

>Notice that I said JAIL time and not PRISON time

They're the same thing, idiot

>>497640

JAIL is for traffic tickets and DUI

PRISON is for spraying down a classroom with gunfire or cooking your neighbor's head on the backyard grill.

Obviously not the same thing.

>>497649

What's the difference?

>>497650

>what's the difference between being locked up with guys who drink too much and guys who like to paint the pavement with other people's faces

>>497650

Jail sucks because it houses intake for all crimes. People don't magically go to prison after they are arrested. Jail holds everyone including serial murders, the criminally insane, and rapists. The only difference is that prisons are designed to hold long term sentences for felons (>=1 year) and jails hold people for short term sentences (<1 year).

>>496182

Can you imagine walking in, a Crusader in blinking lights, marching to a dog whistle as Chris wails like an autistic beast?

I'M GOING TO HIS NEXT CON.

>>497598

would they accommodate his daily meditation to reach CWCville?

Jail is still the kind of place where Chris could get roughed up and traumatized by something more severe than being made to eat "prison food." It's moot point, though, because he isn't going to get a jail sentence. Maybe, and that's a distant maybe, he'd do time for trying to put his bat to work but considering both how he discharged the unlawful gas and how he hedgehog'd down at TMG I can't imagine him making a clean shot.

>>497649

That's like saying it's not a correctional facility, it's a penitentiary. They're both terms for incarceration, idiot.

The operative words are 'county', 'state' or (not applicable in Chris' case) 'federal'. Those are the words that tell you what class of criminal you're going to be dealing with

>>498114

You sure seem rustled about definitions there, don't you?

Here. Click this link and go REEEEEE at hg for a while.

https://www.hg.org/article.asp?id=31513

>>497875

More or less this. The only way CWC could end up doing hard time and not getting a house arrest (he already follows one basically lol) is if he goes ham wild on some totally innocent victim with a bat. Then also proves to be lucid enough in court to not get pity points to not-prison (group home or some shit)

>he goes ham wild on some totally innocent victim with a bat.

Chris would have to do something this drastic in order to face any real prison time. He's literally hit someone with his car while simultaneously trespassing and he walked away with probation. Everyone who thinks he's about to go to real pound-me-in-the-ass prison is more autistic than he is. Even if he got caught grab assing a female he'd get privation and maybe a week in county jail tops.

>>498168

Probation*

>>498168

Chances are the Teflon Tard will get another slap on the wrist and given a fine of several hundred dollars plus court costs. Fully expect Chris to make another frenzied Moochapalooza on the net again for donations cuz the idea of Chris having to pay a fine right before BronyCon with HIS own money is more horrible to him than a million Holocausts.

>>498181

Be reasonable man, Josh will totally cover the cost

>>498168

>He's literally hit someone with his car while simultaneously trespassing and he walked away with probation

The only reason he walked away with probation on that occasion is that Michael Snyder pleaded with the prosecutors not to give the Chandlers a felony conviction because he's well aware that Chris is retarded.

>>498199

Kindness is the downfall of man. The prison edition of sonichu would have been great.

>>498199

And how did Chris reward that mercy? By calling Snyder a "thieving liar" IN COURT.

>>498202

The foxdickfags are protecting Chris from having the Jailhouse Saga, which would have been the most lulzy saga yet. Three words: Sonichu prison tat

>>498203

>getting angry about Chris

>Something this trivial

Hirtes?

Chris wouldn't need to be raped in prison for it to destroy him. Being denied access to his action figures would be more than enough to make him have a break down.

>>498168

see

>>498199

Snyder could have ruined chris then and there. CWC is out of luck if he fucks with someone that doesnt pity his autism. If CWC actually commits assault he will see prison time. Any more petty crimes he might be involved with would possibly net house arrest. The real question will be how chris will react to his mothers death. I am fairly positive he'll try crafting a few "unbanning contracts" attempting to use her death for pity points.

Otherwise CWC is simply careening towards homelessness at sonic speed.

>>498320

He's a fat smelly spastic

Calm the fuck down you fat smelly spastic

>>498203

>Lulzy saga

Hurr, Chris getting raped by Bubba would be funnay. Go neck yourself, Mike.

>>498204

Sure. Why not? foxdicks think Hirtes is the only person on the planet who doesn't worship and adore the fat greasy retard as much as they do. You got me dead to rights there pal. I am so busted.

Whoever he is, the guy seems to upset Nool and the foxdickers more than anyone I've ever seen. Just drop the H word and they start flopping around in a puddle of their own mouth-foam.

#HirtesUbberAlles

>>498420

Hirtes gets legit angry when people bring up his name so… why not?

>>498320

>Otherwise CWC is simply careening towards homelessness at sonic speed.

I have to admit that I'm interested in seeing what happens after Barb keels over. Not just to see what happens to Chris, but to see how Nool tries to save Stinky Winky and his house all the way out in his own hovel in Florida.

>>498425

Any proof of that besides your own immature daydream, Summerfag?

>>498427

And yes. I am Hirtes too cuz reasons.

>>498426

He'll end up in a care home or a mental hospital.

>>498429

A furry butt pirate went a yo-ho-ho up your ass and went into therapy over it. No one gets angry at your name, most of them think its pathetic that a guy who is around most of their Dads' age is doing this shit. Trump 2020.

>>498444

So, how many times are you going to try to derail this thread, Josh?

>>498449

When you quit using a proxy

>>498451

I cannot tell which would be more difficult for you; To prove your claims or for you to stop being such enormous faggot.

>>498470

Reminder that since Hirtes has been banned from the faggot farms that he has nothing better to do than F5ing this thread all day long. I'm not Null but it's obvious who you are.

>>498487

If you say so, Josh.

>>498426

I'd be interested to see how Null's going to manage Chris' finances when he can barely manage his own. Let's not forget his own e-begging saga in the form of the Infinity Next debacle

>>498656

Thing is that Josh is now claiming that he doesn't have access to Chris' financess and doesn't plan to until after Barb is dead. Which already shows that Josh is full of shit about saving Chris and the house because it's already common knowledge that Chris is deep in debt and the house is already as good as the creditor's.

I also think that Josh and Chris are full of shit about being scammed out of thousands of dollars. As an SSI recipient, Chris can only have no more than around $1900 in cash at any one time. hardly worth an FBI case.

And I'm betting that the FBI told Josh that there aren't going to be any arrests because 1. there's not enough evidence to warrant an investigation, and 2. the FBI ain't Null's private army.

Which leads to Josh carrying out his threat to dox the responsible parties involved on the 15th, not realizing that by doing so, he'll also have to reveal just how seriously fucking stupid and gullible Chris is to be blackmailed by some weens impersonating CWCville characters. All these reveals that Josh is threatening to leak will just become a "How To" manual for the next group of tryhards who want to blackmail Chris and do an even better job to cover their tracks. Because Chris is a moron who never learns, and there's nothing Nool can do to fix that.

My big pet theory is that Josh is grooming Chris in order for him to sign over papers granting Josh Power of Attorney after barb dies. Making him legally Josh's pet retard.

>>498710

And if Null were to be appointed Chris's legal tardwrangler then that would mean Null gets Chris's tugboat.

….I think I'm going to be sick.

>>498656

Don't remind me, I gave null 3 grand.

>>498710

FBI and police investigations also take a lot of time. This case would be low priority for them, and it's very likely that by loudly posting about it that he'll move it down from "Low priority" to "No priority"

I doubt anyones going to do the ideas guy schtick with Josh as the Tard Wrangler of Free Speech though. Mostly because stuff like >>498462 which was incredibly well-done all things considered won't go through

>>498910

Something I forgot to say, assuming they really did scam Chris out of a few thousand dollars, doxxxxxxxxing them seems like giving them little more then a slap on the wrist.

>>498914

Doxing done by Josh and his cult of circlejerkers have by and large been Amateur Hour. They collect data that's freely accessible from the web and they think that makes them into some sort of Internet Batman with skills to find the most deepest darkest secrets of their victims.

Unless they do something truly illegal like hack someone's SSN or bank account, their shit is weak af but stays just inside the legal zone.

>>498818

lol this is great.

>>498934

Plus there's a difference between having access to information vs using it. If foxdicks were to brag about swatting their targets (which is prob the worst thing you can do with someones dox aside from going over to their house and shooting them yourself) then the feds would eventually just shut the place down.

doxxxxxxing the ideas gang also seems like giving them little more then a slap on the wrist for bad behavior because of this

>>497598

For as funny as the thought is Chris is eccentric enough where he is either going to get his own cell or be placed with other completely insane people. He will either be polite or get shredded by a brain damaged homeless person who is crashing off alcohol.

>>497838

Probably because he can claim it's a religious artifact. He could probably bring his amiibo too, or have someone bring it in. Ultimately whoever is in charge of the jail just wants everyone quiet and calm.

>>498721

Freddy?

>>498910

For the failings of Null and Void he can spot trolling fairly well in this context. This is his arena.

>>498956

A dox is a threat of force, only carries weight if you feel they can act in some way. SJWs/Old Anon are feared cause they do manage to ruin peoples lives via doxing and get away with it. Either by legal means and moral platitudes or good ol' fashioned staying anon.

>>498721

>I gave null 3 grand

I swear to God you'd better be Hotwheels or otherwise hopped up on pain meds

>>499283

I think he went by "Stannis Baratheon" on the donation page, but it probably was actually HotWheels.

>>498710

creditors aren't going to want a filthy, disgusting, hazard of a home that would have to be completely gutted and rebuilt given what the chandlers have done to it, and a judge won't let a total stranger chris has never met in person get power of attorney. If that's the case it's much more likely chris gets bumped to one of his relatives or an asylum, but it's more likely the court will just not care.

I personally think Josh would sooner film and episode of his own hoarders series in it, but that's just me.

>>499321

>creditors aren't going to want a filthy, disgusting, hazard of a home that would have to be completely gutted and rebuilt given what the chandlers have done to it

They would. If gutting it and rebuilding it is what it's going to take for them to recoup their investment, that's what they'll do. They don't really have any alternative, there's nothing the Chandlers own that would come close to the house in value as collateral

>>499321

AFAIK the chandlers have alienated their entire family. The one aunt was the last living "friendly" family. Also it appears most are a lot older (makes sense considering how old borb were when they had the Avatar of Autism)

So i somehow doubt any of his family will rise up to take him in. I imagine most will see a 30-something that needs to 'figure things out' himself. Not even is brother will help him. Now thanks reagan the asylums are gone, so that leaves a group home. But without a clear funding path outside of welfare he might not get that far. CWC may become yet another insane homeless guy.

>>497334

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand My Little downy. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of world mythology and classic literature most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Twilight's optimistic outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation - her personal philosophy draws heavily from Platonic Idealism, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike My Little downy truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rarity's existencial catchphrase "It's the worst possible thing!," which itself is a cryptic reference to Schopenhauer's philosophical pessimism. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Lauren Faust's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools… how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a My Little downy tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

I’m here at the courthouse. Updates incoming as soon as everything gets rolling.

>>499411

pics or didn't happen

>>499411

Estimation:

Continuation, slap on wrist.

>>499411

>411

Heh yes give us the 411

>>494347

>>492765

>He actually forced himself on men. You are really behind on everything that's gone down

The faggot Chris Chan kiss identified as gender fluid.

>>497875

Chris-Chan has to outright molest a child to face any Consequences nowadays. Being a tranny is a get outta jail free card for anything that isn’t outright rape.

Chris showed up for another court appearance for his violating the No Trespassing order at the mall. All he got was a warning with no fine.

Autism Card saves the Teflon Tard once again.

>>499467

I stand by my comment that only a thorough beatdown will ever drive it into Chris that actions have consequences.

Yeah. Call me A-Log I don't give a fuck. You know deep down that I'm right.

>>499491

Chris would then see himself as the victim. There is nothing that could happen to Chris that will alter his worldview.

>>499491

We dont call people who are critical of Chris a-logs anymore, chum. We just call them Hirtes.

>>499491

Chris would just see it as Tranny bashing and see it as confirming he's a real girl and fighting the good fight.

>>499493

When does Chris *not* see himself as the victim?

>>499509

>donald trumpf and chirs hcan are both lolcow manbabys who shit themselves also hi null

Hows my Mike Hirtes impression?

>>499512

foxdick farms is that-a-way. Just follow the smell of KY and latex

Oh well. At least he's still forced to continue his life sentence of being Chris Chan. That's a horror beyond anything a mortal judge could impose on anyone.

>>499565

Has your mom picked out your Back To School supplies yet, Summerfag?

>>499506

That's precisely the point. Not even a "thorough beatdown" will change CWC's attitude and character because his view of himself opposed to the rest of the world was inculcated by his parents and voluntarily reinforced all throughout his life. It could rattle him for awhile and definitely be something he brought up in his social media commentary or videos. Perhaps he'd even fictionalize it in his comics. But he wouldn't change his ways out of fear of being hit. He'd continue to go about his business with some retarded precaution like buying a taser and pretending it was an extension of his latent electric hedgehog powers.

>>499569

Hirtes, is everyone who points out your literal faggotry a summerfag or Josh? Josh is a narcissistic sperg with delusions of grandeur. That idea is congruent with seeing you as a parasite on society's ass that far exceeds Chris's level of patheticness. Go dilate your asshole with a Bad Dragon dildo.

Lel, if Chris were to go to jail, he'd have to stick the medallion up his ass again.

>>499590

Pic on the left needs to add in a "Go neck yourself" and "Go slit your own throat". Josh has a fetish for necks and suicide.

>>499583

So, do you think Society has no choice but to allow Chris to stagger around doing whatever he wants at whoever he wants, and the law can only stand & watch? He's run over people with his car at least twice. He's peppersprayed a person. He ignores No Trespassing bans like he's above the law. He runs around groping and kissing total strangers in public without their consent.

What if Chris had groped and kissed a child at TMG? Autistic or not, all Hell would have exploded right there and then.

>>499643

If Mike Hirtes would stop showing threads in autistic screetches of "HI JOSH" or "FUCK OFF SUMMERFAG" then we'd likely quit calling people who a-log Chris Hirtis

>>499657

Oh I'll admit that foxdickfarms alumni (Marvin and Josh espeically) tend to follow a mentality that Chris never does anything wrong to a incredible fault but Chris is more stupid rather then outright malicious. That's not to say there's no maliciousness in him (pepperspraying a guy throws this out) but stuff like tresspassing or getting kissy kissy is more ignorance of any rules rather then a desire to outright break them.

Part of me actually does want Chris to dig himself into a hole that he can't get out of at this point though simply because it'd severely screw with Josh, who's transparently latching onto Chris for publicity and also possibly money. I doubt that no money changed hands for the Dankula interview, after all.

>>499666

>If Mike Hirtes would stop showing threads in autistic screetches of "HI JOSH" or "FUCK OFF SUMMERFAG" then we'd likely quit calling people who a-log Chris Hirtis

You triggered, Josh?

>>499683

See? There you go again! It's like you're proving my point for me!

>>499666

Satan, Hirtes is going to jump from proxy to proxy to try and make it look like he's actually winning. Anyone who takes this shit so seriously is a fucking fag.

>>499657

Don't you love living in a dystopian nightmare world?

>>499772

take it from me, its rather annoying.

>>499779

Person who is totally a newcomer, Alex Jones has been more honest than a lot of mainstream media no matter how unhinged he is. You're actually sort of proving my point.

>(1)

Mhm. Not suspicious at all. MAGA Motherfucker!

>>499783

Yuk it up, my fellow Iowan, when we've reached that level of batshittery, we're going to be seeing giant robot fights in 50 years as the solution to war.

>>499784

Fuck off, Josh

Hirtes should just get it over with and pay Chris to suck his dick like we all know he fantasizes about. It's blatantly clear that all his animosity stems from not being a power bottom for Pristine Christine.

>>499862

Nobody here wants to know about your sexual fantasies, Josh. Sick-ass Freak!

If this keeps up then I'm honestly going to give the Hirtes foxdick thread a bump. This is getting tiring.

>>499491

Unless Chris-Chan tried to forcefully kiss a black guy. He probably won’t get a true beat down like he should get.

>>499346

Completely ignoring the pretentiousness of that faggy post. You actually think that just because someone isn't a brony they have a low IQ? Unless this is copypasta.

ITT:Josh and Hirtes samefag over and over behind proxies.

>>499937

Nah, dont think Josh is in the thread, he's prob in Macedonia with weev.

HIRTES

IRTESH

RTESHI

TESHIR

ESHIRT

SHIRTE

>>500044

No, it's really not, Mike. Piss off already, you arn't clever when you proxy.

>>500049

Hirtes isn't posting here because he's busy at your mom's house fucking her in the ass.

>>500060

Bit better, using an adress you already used, but you're still obvious.

I'm woody chan and somehow I'm less obnoxious then you. Moms in the hospital from a broken leg, btw.

>>500063

No one gives a fuck. Go die of a dick overdose somewhere.

>>500065

Not going to call me Null? For shame.

>>492757

>null's, money

null's parent's money

Go to bed, Mike

So, foxdicks aside, any new updates?

Like some anon said, this is intentional thread hijacking, if you see any more hirtes bullshitery, just ignore and report

>>500203

Will do, Mike.

>>500227

How's the weather in Council Bluffs today?

>>500663

No clue, but Pittsburghs nice this time of year

>>500671

Ignore and report, mod publicly banned a foxdick last thread, and they will do it again if they keep it up

>>500691

Honestly, while it's fun to laugh at the cocks julayed from cows like Chris, they also fill me with existential dread. I look at half of the autists, trannies, soyboys, manchildren, etc. on the catalog and realize that the west is fucking doomed.

>>500693

I stopped caring tbqh, if the west is weak enough to fall on their own volition, they deserve everything they get. You didn't outlaw the closing of mentally ill people in asylums, you didn't give them rights, and you certainly didn't soy up the current generation, you have nothing to feel sorry, or feel bad about

Just enjoy the ride. Unless you live in europe or something, if so, gg no re

How's his vagina coming along?

>>500693

>25 pages of threads on an obscure internet forum proves the west is doomed

You need to go outside more.

>>500671

>that trans sonic

Oh fuck that is some funny shit

>>500693

The only reason you aren't hearing about broken faggots in the global East or South is because of language barriers or a lack of internet penetration. Take perverse comfort in the fact that we are all struggling together.

>>500922

Here about them all the time. Hikkimori or however it's spelled. Also, we have our own Indian incel posting here. I don't think it happens in africa or latin countries because they rape more. But our incel Indian fellow sure needs to pick up on the raping because his Indian compatriots are already ahead of him.

>>499652

That might actually be true, I remember reading something in a psychology book once that people tend to use words relating to their fetishes in conversation more than other words.

>>500703

I apologize for misgendering your webzone, xir.

>>500671

So uh, how do you contact Chris if you want do draw some commissions for him? I want to make something extra special for him.

>>500995

paypig probably works.

>>498818

Are foxdicks in any way comparable to goons?

>>500972

/cow/ had a thread or two a few years back specifically about lolcows from Latin America that ran at least one sequel with hundreds of replies. Most of the examples came from Brazil and Argentina with a couple of notable freaks both from Colombia I think.

I'm pretty confidant that as more economically mobile African countries like Mauritius and Botswana get richer we'll start seeing lolcow antics from them. Maybe not as weird as the clown dystopia shit in Liberia a few years back but hopefully more benign.

>>500976

> I remember reading something in a psychology book once that people tend to use words relating to their fetishes in conversation more than other words.

Sounds like a bunch of Freudian bullshit.

Has anyone heard anything more about Chris lawsuit

>>501093

Is he suing himself?

>>501038

>more economically mobile African countries

Nigeria has a slight bit of economic stimulus and have combined the worst of American televangelism with voodoo African snake wrangling. It's kind of fucking intense. It's only a matter of time until they start making Sonic totems and eating each other to please Nintendo.

>>501148

Better than AIDS.

>>501038

>the clown dystopia shit in Liberia a few years back

You mean General Butt Naked? Or was there something involving literal clowns I'm not aware of?

>>501148

But it though niggerians all had 7 inch cocks?

>>501093

If you mean the violating the No Tresspassing case, it looks like all he got was a warning and no fine (Teflon Tard strikes again!).

If you mean the ALLEGED situation where Nool claims that some trolls impersonated CWCville denizens and blackmailed Chris out of thousands of dollars (coughcoughBULLSHIT!coughcough), then I think the FBI told Josh to go neck himself. That means around the 15th, he's going to UbberDox the alleged perpetrators.

IMO, Chris can't hold onto any money, let alone thousands of dollars.

Chris is full of shit.

Joshua Moon is full of shit.

>>501184

He is correct though, they have taken chris for literally thousands of dollars

>>501167

Not quite literal clowns but stuff that stretches disbelief. Packs of heavy metal militias dressed like Judas Priest in the 1980s patrolling for poachers, militias and cartels going to war with replica video game and anime weapons bought from the internet, and similar insanity. I've read the country calmed down since 2016 but it's just a couple of missteps away from collapsing back into Mad Max with Melanin.

>>498426

Who in the fuck calls Chris "Stinky Winky"?

>>501314

I don't know and I'm getting sick of just speculating. The answers will come about soon enough. Barb is only going to keep going downhill and Chris obviously isn't qualified to keep looking after her.

>>501374

>Who in the fuck calls Chris "Stinky Winky"?

Michael Hirtes.

Watch. If someone calls me a Summerfag or Josh and/or a foxdick then its Hirtes.

>>501451

cool story, hirtes

>>501212

Sorry, but you're full of shit too.

Chris has to turn over his monthly tugboat to Barb, with only a small "allowance" to mess with.

Chris spends money as fast as he gets it. Within a few days after Tugboat Day, that money's gone and Chris resorts to e-begging.

A person on SSI is only allowed to have $1900 in cash or in the bank at any one time.

Again, I say, Chris never got taken for thousands and anyone who claims otherwise is full of shit.

>>501374

>Who in the fuck calls Chris "Stinky Winky"?

That's what they sometimes refer to Chris as over at the farms. You should know. You're from there.

>>501451

>Watch. If someone calls me a Summerfag or Josh and/or a foxdick then its Hirtes.

But you ARE either Josh, a foxdick or a Summerfag. Because who else tries to use that name so often to try to shit up every Null or CWC thread? Only someone like a foxdicker gives a fuck so much about Hirtes continuing to walk around still living.

>all the hirtes posting

if this keeps up, im bumping his thread - as well as my own!

>>500692

Thats very Noel Schaefer of you

>>501712

I dunno, nigger, you're the one who seems up to date on their vernacular.

>>501314

>>501374

>sick of speculating

Rateable. I just want a new saga like the old days. This ongoing Tomgirl/E-begging saga is getting worn out and unwanted. In fact the story of CWC as a cow overall is wearing thin (like that shirt of his). Hopefully in ~2 years we see the end of sonichu/cwc.

>>501783

You're not supposed to sit and stare at autists all day. You check in once every few months to see whats the latest freak show event then go back to forgetting Chris exists for a while.

>>501783

This.

>>501825

This.

>>501712

>A person on SSI is only allowed to have $1900 in cash or in the bank at any one time.

Chris isn't on SSI. That doesn't apply to him.

>>501712

>A person on SSI is only allowed to have $1900 in cash or in the bank at any one time.

Chris is on SSDI. There's no limit to the amount of savings or assets he can possess. The only restrictions are, he can't have employment paying him more than a certain amount and he can't earn interest on savings or investments exceeding a certain amount

Now Josh has Chris selling autographs with "rare" variants and replica attraction signs on eBay, LOL

>>501374

> since 2016

Oh, okay. So things should totally be normal now.

>>501712

>Sorry, but you're full of shit too.

Hmm ok how about this then; lets assume hypothetically I am right, and if Null releases the logs proving this, would this change your idea of Karma and chis?

>>502407

Even if that might be Mike Murrtes, I'm calling bullshit too unless I see the motherlode of evidence showing that some spergs tried LARPing as Nigerian princes.

>>492743

>>492747

>>492753

Chris doesn't have the knowledge or agency to consult an attorney, or at least without barb's handholding. And barb at this point is too Alzheimers to help

Nool drops dox early:

https://8ch.net/cow/res/502646.html

>>502660

Why was he waiting mid month anyway? A weak attempt at blackmail?

>>502713

He was hoping to be able to brag about getting them arrested by the fbi but to nobody's surprise they didn't give a fuck about a fat retard getting conned. An interesting note from the thread on the farms about this is that Anna McLaren knew about this for over a month and didn't say or do anything because she was busy with finals and Rocky didn't want to call the police but instead wanted to put Chris in a group home.

The best bit of news from the thread was that barb got roped into a reverse mortgage scam and Chris will most likely lose the house when barb dies. That, and while Chris gets $1300 a month in his tugboat his mom takes $900 of that from him and that's why Chris begs for money.

In other news, isn't bronycon this weekend?

>>502715

>isn't bronycon his weekend

No, it's on the 27th.

I'll make sure to record him if he does anything egregious

>>502843

Cool, can't wait

One final saga, who's ready?

Someone needs to get ahold of Chris, convince him that Moon, Marvin and "The Captain" are trolling him and that he needs to change his passwords and cut them out of his life.

>>502427

surely the amount of logs about to be dropped would be convincing enough?

>>503094

When it drops? Yeah. That'll be some fun fucking shit.

>>503103

This will be forgotten about in a day or so. The FBI doesn't care about stupid teenagers trolling fat pants shitting internet autists and only Jawsh and a hand full of Foxdick/Twitter spergs keep up with Chris

>>503109

I don't give a shit if these guys go to jail or fuck off to live their own lives until they die. I just want to see how stupid Chris is.

>>503109

The FBI being even made aware of this whole goddamn thing triggering some event 20 years from now would be the ultimate ending to Solid Chris.

>>503109

How about they actually encourage it and want to see how far it can be pushed? Call it a conspiracy theory if you wish but I suspect Chris's abuse isn't entirely public based.

Consider all the insane shit that MK Ultra projects did in order to break people's minds and try to reprogram them. You have this autistic idiot who constantly broadcasts his every thought and you have a bunch of people trying to break him. Putting those two things together you end up with an interesting test subject if you're still interested in that topic (and you obviously are).

I'm not saying it's true or not but there is at least potential for the CIA to be involved in fucking with Chris in some fashion. He's a perfect candidate for investigating the use of the internet to mind break people.

>>504127

I never said it was confirmed only that when you look at some of the shit the CIA have pulled Chris is far from out of possibilities. These are people who would drug people into comas just to mind fuck them. Mind fuck their own allies and send children to rape camps for mind breaking.

If you have a retard being mind broken why not get involved and nudge him a bit here and there? I would find it interesting to see the parents of people who were fucking with him and their employment. It's not uncommon for Spook's kids to be put into entertainment industry positions in order to manipulate the youth movements. What if one of their kids was pushed into the lolcow sphere in order to push some cow buttons and see what came of out?

I have no evidence, I'm not saying it's true. I'm saying it's well within the realms of possibility.

Anyone have footage of the groping? Also that looks like an autist having a tantrum, not a prayer.

>>504113

>CWC becomes the new Princip and assasinates Pmurt triggering WW3.

>>504113

Trump saw Chris kicking that Transformer toy and telling people to pray for his death, so he established a CIA division solely for the purpose of fucking with Chris. It all makes sense now.

>>502935

Pretty much impossible right now. Barb is pretty shielded by Josh. He's all but screened his snail mail at this point.

>>505996

Chris*

>>505996

>>505997

How aware is Barb of Josh and foxdickfarms?

>>505566

Dark shit. I did not go over the Josh post untill now.

>>507056

I imagine this is what hell is like. This isn't even funny, it's just a demented goblin.

>>507055

It sounds like he has a dildo in his ass or something.

>>507065

The transcript reads like unironic AOL chatroom sex from 2003. Kept waiting for

<Joshua Wise:> *puts on cape and wizard hat*

>>507047

get a haircut and man up.

Chris used to snark at and call out weens who tried to RP being CWCville universe invaders and Sonichu killers. Now he's deeply invested in the delusion that stuff in the real world affects the alternate reality where cartoon characters are living and breathing independent beings. Whether he goes to a group home or jail, bystanders are going to get roped into the Sonichu-verse.

>>507055

What is he talking about?

>>507155

He's a freak trying to julay money from morons, and Josh is complicit because he takes a chunk. He doesn't believe he is married to some fictional character. He doesn't believe anyone can affect his fictional universe. It's best to not give him any more attention and let it burn out.

>>507155

Do you really want to know the details? Chris is pretty much the equivalent of the crazies that believe tiny alien bugs are crawling under his skin now.

The basic context is Chris is making videos begging them to stop torturing his imaginary character.

>>507171

Josh is making money off of Chris, and Chris is happy to oblige because it means he can buy toys. The best for both of them is to ignore Chris and move on.

>>507175

How is Chris making anything from this? Because some retards are going to feel sorry for him and give him dosh?

I have trouble believing that anyone besides his most dedicated paypigs (I'm assuming he has some) would feel enough sympathy to actually give him anything. And if you're that far gone as a paypig I don't see how they need a specific reason to throw away their money.

I'm willing to believe that it's a scheme in an attempt to make some money but in my mind it's just as likely that he truly believes this, and if that's the case it's a damn shame that some cunt starts whiteknighting him and limiting potential cocks creation from Chris.

>>507178

>>507175

Also if Josh is involved and makes money from this, he'd be motivated to let the trolls keep doing what they're doing in order to get more sympathy from the paypigs and in turn more money. sage for double posting.

>>507178

Chris doesn't believe any of the bullshit he is spewing. Josh sees close to $1k/month paypig funds and that's what he wants to get at. If Josh can get money, can provide some monicum of filter against the trolls, and Chris still gets his money for toys, Chris will happily go along with making shit up and believing that he is married to some fictional tart. It doesn't matter.

>>507180

He's not motivated by trolls deriding and insulting Chris. There was a time when Chris didn't produce cocks for people. And it wasn't a short period either, it was years. Josh needs Chris to feel safe with the cocks he produces so Josh can pull as much cash as he can from Chris before he hits and runs.

>>507183

Yeah that's fair enough, I can see that.

I'm still not completely convinced one way or the other. I feel like it'll come to light sooner or later, Chris isn't great at keeping secrets.

Is Josh making the money through donations to the site? I don't really see how Chris' presence on the internet alone adds a significant contribution to it but that may be the case. I didn't think that the site was all that focused on Chris any more.

But in the defence of your theory Josh did have pretty poor excuses about protecting Chris', something along the lines of only doing it because Chris is who the site was based on originally and because of that Chris deserves "special treatment".

>>507184

> don't really see how Chris' presence on the internet alone adds a significant contribution to it but that may be the case. I didn't think that the site was all that focused on Chris any more.

Why did Josh spend so much time to write out a thoughtful post if it doesn't matter? It's not to protect Chris. It's because Josh has weaseled his way into Chris's life far enough to demand payment from him from his paypig and other donations (like ebay).

Why has Chris been so hellbent on selling on ebay the past few months? Because of a mortgage that's already paid for by his SSDI? Surely his mom's reverse mortgage covers that, and people don't pay monthly to reverse mortgages. So what is it? It's all Josh trying to reap that sweet Chris-chan money from people through paypig, ebay, and where ever he can get it.

>>507191

I haven't read the post you're referring to but just listening to Josh right now makes me believe your theory more and more.

>It's because Josh has weaseled his way into Chris's life far enough to demand payment from him

He somewhat randomly brought up how he doesn't understand why people shame other people for giving Chris money, mentioned how Chris would make good money by selling things at the con he's going to (comic con? I don't know.) and that it's sad that Chris has no one he trusts that can go with him and help him out (if you're listening to this Chris, I'll be your friend *hint hint*).

He also mentioned how Chris got his phone number and they started texting when Josh put together stuff and send Chris to the police to report the extortions.

>>507204

That's pretty much it. Josh gets his money, Chris buys his toys, and everyone else gets stupid videos of Chris saying "Leave Sonichu alone. I love it so much. I am married to it." Get it now?

>>507191

Both Marvin and Null have claimed that Barb has a regular mortgage, not a reverse.

Of course, it could all be a scam.

>>507215

>Of course, it could all be a scam.

>Of course, it is be a scam.

Which is easier to believe?

>>507222

>porky

That's funny.

>>507222

Worthy of trips. Source?

>>507226

>source

The thread on foxdick, also >>507047. Do you live in a hole?

>>507227

>do you live in a hole?

Kinda lately, yeah. Also I've made it a personal policy not to browse foxdick. How does Null get away with being the ultimate white-knight though? Is his cult following that autistic?

>>507246

Good choice. The less ad revenue the Foxdicks get, the harder it gets for them to stay up.

>>507047

>>507055

>>507056

These niggers spend like six hours trying to teach a retard how to pronounce Sword Art Online character names.

>>507267

Do you not see that Chris is crying and the foxdick farms do not like it? This is quality cocks.

I don't know what was more disgusting from that podcast. Their defending Chris no matter what to their defending Trump no matter what. Yeah call me a lefty soyboi cuck all you want, but you have to admit the fact that Trump totally fucked himself up in Helsinki this week.

>>507281

leftist soyboy cuck spotted

>>507281

Mike, did you find your laptop over by a nigger orgy again?

>>507287

Please do not start that shit again.

>>505996

I know they're probably paranoid these days but if I nice southern gentleman knocked on the door and explained these things do you think Chris would be willing to listen? Or will he pepper spray me?

>>507401

I have a way you could do it and wish I could say how here, but I know that foxdickfags are reading these threads and they would report back to Kim Jung Null.

>>507401

>would be willing to listen?

When has he ever been?

Wear a robe and tell him you're Jesus. Maybe he'll give you some consideration.

>>507404

You have a way to talk to Chris at his place of residence? Is it called a car?

>>507401

It would be tough to convince both him and Barb to sit down and actually pay attention to you since they have the combined attention of an infant but if you managed to get them to listen and realize that Josh is jewing Chris put of money he could be spending on more games and toys he would probably kick Nool to the curb…. maybe… for like 2 months.

>>507090

Chris likely listened to the feminist shit that claims media influences the mind and since it's in his mind it's influencing them. It makes perfect sense in an autistic way.

>>507184

the most obvious answer is that Chris is the prime lol cow of our life time. He's one of the few people know and care about. Other than infecting his asshole wound Chris hasn't done anything interesting in years. If you make money off of a freak show it's best to control the freaks yourself.

What the fuck is wrong with his eyes?

>>507625

he doesn't show the gauge. why would anyone believe this guy?

>>507800

Looks within range.

Some comments on youtube mention chris punched his mother and it's on video too. Is this legit? Does anyone know the story and have the video?

>>507222

Reminds me of the Fugly Victims.

>>507800

Aaand restart the begging clock.

>>507800

Prolly jus low on coolant. But give him thousands so he can get a new car.

>>507401

Either way, record it.

>>507852

I'm still debating on if I want to go. He's been a 2 hour drive from me my entire life and I often thought of going up there during the various sagas for a bit of lulz but never found the time. I have a local friend that has followed him for longer than I have. I may organize a road trip and bring some peace offerings of old vidya, just worried he'd sell them or something.

The more I think about it the more I keep asking myself

>wtf do I care about this autistic waste of life.

Honestly, he's got it better than most people his age without a job. At least he can sell some shitty art on ebay any time things get tight. I mainly want to go just to deprive Josh of his Sugartranny

>>507859

Josh is in there pretty deep. IIRC, Chris thinks Jewsh works for the CIA.

Magic Man 2.0 might be funny though, if you can get an introduction or contact him beforehand. I wouldn't recommend just showing up.

>>507859

You would have to have some kind of plan. Something to separate you from all the Disgusting Internet Trolls. I guarantee you wouldn't be the first to drop in on the Chandlers at home without an excuse.

>>507800

>>507625

What’s the odds Chris-Chan will go full randy stairs?

>>507880

He'd need to get a workplace to shoot up first. Also, doesn't he have a criminal history? Ignoring the fact that he'd almost certainly be worse than Randy (who at least had the idea of blocking his workplace's doors) I doubt he could even obtain a firearm.

>>507880

Slim. When confronted by someone bigger and stronger Chris goes full hedgehog and fetal position.

>>507872

>>507878

Problem is how do I contact him without Josh and whoever else that has access to all his social media finding out? My friend used to be able to speak with him before he turned his facebook profile into a fan page.

I have no desire to troll him. I just wanted to explain that I think Josh may be taking advantage of him, that he could make more money managing his own affairs, and maybe take him out drinking. I wonder if he'd accept a lap dance if I paid for it. Basically, just want to show him a good time.

My only fear is he'll try to kiss me which isn't going to work for me. I'm liable to punch him if he doesn't cut that shit out after I tell him off the first time.

>>507883

>if he doesn't cut that shit out the first time

You know he won't, kek. Basically Chris has two phones. One number that everyone and their mom knows that probably gets flooded with texts day and night from weens and a second one for personal use. Problem is; Chris is such a spineless pussy and new contact will bring him running to Josh to ask his permission if its okay to talk to. I'm not sure how you would set up direct contact with CWC without Josh finding out.

>>507883

>>507888

Actually since it's been proven that Nool browses /cow/ he probably has seen these posts by now so he'll be on guard. Josh is the king faggot who for some reason gets a woody from hoarding a fat autistic tranny all to himself. Says all kinds of things about him as a person. Probably wasn't raised properly.

I think any trolling efforts should be directed to Josh. That's just my opinion though.

>>507883

You might just call his phone or message him on FB and ask for an interview. He might get defensive if you try to speak the truth to him though.

>>507881

>>507882

> I doubt he could even obtain a firearm.

I picture Chris-Chan as a truck of peace kind of guy.

>>507859

Say you're interviewing LBTQfags+ retro gamers/MLP fans and a local told you about Chris when you were asking at the mall. Claim you're traveling the country and set up a fake blog spot blog with some photos and a few fake stories.

Easy as fuck cover and Chris will fall for it if you let him rant about his shit.

>>507813

Supposedly Idea Guy told him he had to punch his mom and he said he did it. There are confirmed videos of Chris shitting on the floor and punching himself in the face and talking down on himself until he had snot and tears running down his face but Josh said he'll never release them. Your only hope is finding the new inner circle and convincing them that there's nothing else to lose so they should post the videos.

>>507923

Sounds fake.

>>507891

>Probably wasn't raised properly.

Well, he had no dad

>>507621

The thing is that Chris-Chan claimed to believe that the real world and cartoon universe have a metaphysical causal relationship as far back as the Asperchu saga when he told Alan Benson Leary that it was why he got so ass blasted when his Sonichu stuff was parodied. In his mind it wasn't good enough to just get on social media after the trolling died down and go "Not canon!" or even trust his presumed fanbase to know the difference between "real" events in the CWCville universe and what satirists make. He had to undo the damage himself and acknowledge the corrections in the comic proper because until otherwise the fictional beings in parallel dimension were having their reality warped by malicious beings from beyond the veil.

In more recent years Chris seemed to be just blowing off trolls who tried to mimic Alec's style and ignoring high profile parodies in addition to telling people on Twitter or FaceBook claiming to be CWCville entities to fuck off. Now in the last year or so, though, it's like he's gone 1,000 steps backwards and entirely immersed himself in a fantasy world. I don't think at heart he actually believes he can see Discord and Amy Rose talking to him at the comic shop but I wouldn't be surprised if he's trying to delude himself and condition his mind to believe in tulpas and shit because it's easier than living in the decaying hell he and his mother have made for themselves.

>>508157

>discord4.jpg

>I showed it to my mother; she was really shocked and offended. She started to cry.

The lumberjack didn't deserve this.

> <Joshua Wise> I am a nudist, and have no shame.

Jesus fucking Christ he's a bigger faggot than Chris is.

>>508157

>18/04/09 2:58:00 <Christine> I’m a buttfucking champ.

Is this his coming out as gay?

>>508246

>Chris is gay

Now I'm shocked, who would have guessed?

>>508249

Remember when Chris hated the homos and their ducks?

>>508262

This just proves emotional abuse is a leading cause of homosexual disorders.

>>508263

Emotional abuse? No. This is an example of when retards don't learn from their mistakes they become retards.

>>508272

I didn't say it wasn't deserved abuse.

>>508262

Yep, I remember.

I bet he didn't even hate homos in the first place and he was just trying to hide his own faggotry like Angry Homo Kid did, basically, with a ton of damage control.

>>508272

Childhood abuse (or manchild hood) is the one thing in common all faggots have.

>>508278

Or more likely he actually believed in Christianity and went on a crusade the same way Chris always fucking does.

The real question is why the fuck did he decide he was a tranny?

>>508276

>>508278

>>508286

CWCDF is out.

>>508353

OK. Sorry for the duplicate post. I suck.

If anyone wants to spend next weekend on safari out among the smelly spergs, they could try to go out to bronycon to try to subtly get Chris to do something stupid enough to be kicked out.

And I'm sure a certain fuckwad is reading this thread (Hi Josh!), so even if he warns Chris ahead of time to be on his guard, Chris will be so damn paranoid & jittery about anyone being a potential troll that the slightest thing could set him off.

So, Chris with his guard down, does stupid shit and gets booted, or Paranoid Chris gets triggered over something stupid and gets booted. Either way, Chris gets the ban from bronycon and Chris may start to question Null's powers to protect him.

>>508507

Tell him it's now acceptable to offer oral sex in the men's restroom.

>>508353

He's starting to sound like a guy I knew who jumped off a building after he convinced himself he could enter different timelines and realities.

>>508353

Chris and Josh's relationship is confusing as fuck. One minute Josh is sucking Chris bent duck the next he's being a total ass to him threatening imaginary realities and what not.

>>508073

Chris seemed to get a small bit of respite when he found out about the multiverse theory from Family Guy. I guess now he thinks the "proper" Sonichu canon is locked down to a single parallel universe that physically exists, though.

>>508637

Chris has claimed that fictional beings have opinions and can be harmed by how people in the real world write their universe's canon more or less because they're compelled to go through the motions like puppets and incapable of defying this kind of divine will. I used to think it was something he dreamed up as a justification for his own need to feel in control but now I think it might be how he thinks the cosmos actually works. Even with the Sonic movie news coming out that Gabe Carrey was voicing Robotnik he tried to corroborate his dislike by claiming that Sonic himself objected.

>>508800

So kind of a meme magic theory regarding free will. Fascinating

>>508800

>>508804

Maybe I'm as dense as Chris but I never really considered this before. That's why the day he invented Sonichu was so profound to him, it wasn't pride at having "created" something but an act that is comparable to giving birth, really.

>his usernames are "CwcvilleGuardian"

>he actually thinks he is the Guardian of Cwcville against people who can harm Sonichu with their thoughts

>>508829

There hasn't been any good CWC hacks recently. In the earlier days it was pretty common for Chris to get his website or psn hacked. What happened to all the blackhats?

>>508841

He never really got his accounts "hacked" in the way that usually implies. Chris has just traditionally been ridiculously easy to phish because would always make his password something retardedly predictable like "sonichu" or his birthday.

>>508507

You wouldn't even need to get him to do anything. Just talk to security saying he tried to grope you when you had a photo with him and they'll kick him out. He's already on the watch list.

>>508637

Chris is just a child but has been convinced that what he believes in reality (trannies) which is how this all makes sense.

>>508841

Chris willingly hands his passwords out to people with little social engineering. Josh likely has his account passwords.

Wow so null dropped clocks like he said he would pretty impressive. My phone isnt loading the images but how much of it did he drop?

In the discord there was literally dozens 9f sub pages dedicated to themes like cwckville mayoral announcements and stupid shit like that.

In cant believe nin got doxxxxed haha what a useless piece of shit.

If anyone has bothered to read the messages and wants clarification to context or whatever I'll be happy to supply the info

>>508946

Might as well

>>508946

Wait, like a public discord?

>>509028

I cant read the images posted here because reasons, but the logs null dropped were from the private discord that I showed you guys a few threads back. You guys called me canadian bacon?

If anyone wants clarification on what the logs mean just ask away. From what I've read on them so far it looks like null made some errors on them anyways

>>509356

Dude, just tell us

Post what you got

>>509361

My understanding is that "The Captain" was suspicious and got Chris's password from him and then went to null.

Do you have a different version?

Any highlights? What was the most entertaining part of this?

>My understanding is that "The Captain" was suspicious and got Chris's password from him and then went to null