/cow/ - Lolcows

Why did Chris draw this with the foxdick instead to the yellow calipers?

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Chrischan update: Nigga was asked to leave vidcon after molesting his followers (groping and kissing) and completely shut down curling up on the ground.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELKlzK127vs

https://twitter.com/Sungay_Best/status/1010588470899892226

Eyes aren't wide enough to be Josh. On the other hand, the idea of Chris-chan assraping Josh is fucking hilarious.

>>488976

Josh is using Chris.

>>488977

No fucking shit he's using Chris. Jackass wants to be the P.T. Barnum of lolcows. Too bad that said idea is going to bite his ass harder than a rattlesnake in a toilet.

Chris' meltdown at Too Many Games is just the stuff of legends, I wonder how long Josh can keep up this whole "I care for Chris' well being" shtick going.

>>488984

Josh cares about Chris as much as he can draw traffic to his site. At least the Inner Circle at least tried to put front the kayfabe that they were "protecting him from weens"

>>488986

Josh should really consider himself lucky that Chris is too much of a fucking inept retard to really off himself, seeing as without him, traffic on Josh's shithole of a website would go down.

>>488984

Josh x Chris for life

>>489037

So has Null/The Inner Circle taken over all his social media? Because I've noticed his social media posts have been getting more coherent, which suggests to me that he didn't write them

>>489082

Yes, Null is Chris' bodyguard and financial planner now.

Nothing and nobody comes into contact with Chris without Josh's approval.

>>489082

Yes.

Ideasguy and his pals were actually outright extorting Chris for money. At some point, Josh got in contact with Chris. From what I can gather, he convinced Chris that he was Stan from American Dad (an FBI agent) and ??? ??? (seriously unless Canadian Bacon comes back, we'll have to wait until Null posts his version of things where he's the stoic badass protecting Chris for free speech)

>>489086

From last thread, Ideas Guy is Pitohui. Gwens an accomplice and the reason why Canadian Bacon dumped what she did.

We're hoping she posts the entire screencapped room, because then Josh would have to upstage her by posting unabriged logs.

Yes, tampering with evidance like that in order to make him look good is nothing new for joshieboy, don't put it past him.

>>489092

oh no whats he going to do? Dox them? Or will he… Dox their extended familys? Oh no! I mean, I don't know how TMG will possibly recover having their staff dox'd! They may have to close down the convention for good or pay fealty to him!

Don't do it, Pigboy!

>>489092

Nah, that was directed at someone who was suspected to be a troll, but it got cleared up. It's a nice thought though.

>>489099

So he's not spegring out at "the pussies running the convention" and calling them "spineless little cuckboys"? Nice to know.

>>489101

Where's the threat in that post? I thought you meant something else.

>>488974

So Chris has gone full circle from wanting to rape Megan and feeling her up to wanting to rape everyone and feeling them up?

I wonder how badly you could annoy him by linking him to his anti-homo videos. Put quotes of Chris being offensive into all of his little LGBT communities and see how many feminists will try to destroy his life only to realize they can't do shit to him he's so fucked up.

>>489124

I imagine Hirtes has already tried this

>>489125

Possibly. I just can't imagine anything could go wrong with pushing chris to become more and more radical in his degeneracy. Make him go full retard in order to justify wearing a dress since he's so homophobic. Radical feminist Chris would be hilarious.

>Only got warning via facebook messenger

They don't need to give a warning at all, they can just kick him out at any time.

What's the full story about this con? Did he rub his dick on people? Who the fuck volunteers to stand close to Chris even?

>>489129

They invited Chris, didn't supervise him, were too afraid to confront him directly after receiving a complaint, then called the cops on him.

>>489133

Why the fuck would you ever invite Chris to anything?

>>489135

TMG is an irrelevant, new, shitty convention. Free publicity.

>>489129

>Did he rub his dick on people?

He kept kissing dudes against their will at the con, unaware most guys don't want a fat autistic smelly tranny trying to smooch them.

>>489151

How the fuck did he go full homo?

>>489129

The only next step in degeneracy for Chris is to publicly go outright communist and be a multiple-systems-otherkin.

He already teeters on the last one, but (afaik) he does make the distinction that sonichus are distinct beings and not part of him, nor does he self-identify as fictional anime characters (except for the Goddesses, although that came from the Ideas Gays)

Just saying, it could be worse. Meanwhile it's clear that Chris sees himself as some young anime schoolgirl with his transition and that in his mind the kisses are supposed to be cute.

>>489174

How can Chris see himself as anything but a revolting autist?

>>489182

A rediculous self image is something that has never changed about Chris. Even going from barrel-chested masculine straight hero to gaybian transgendered tomgirl, this is a constant with Chris Tran.

so did weens convince CWC that Ted Bundy was an innocent half sonichu as an amusing talking point or does he actually have schizophrenia?

>>489220

That's an Ideas Guy concept that Chris is still holding onto. We have no idea why

>>489225

ah fair enough, I thought it was a little obscure to be a legitimate delusion

I don't like this

I need to go back to 2007

>>489182

The "revolting autist" part is exactly why.

>>489248

He probably just means exactly what Vordrak did to his family.

>>488963

Is Chris aware that this is the same Josh who runs foxdickfarms?

>>489252

It's amazing how he's incapable of seeing why Vordrak did that to him. Its dirty and underhanded for sure, but Josh needed to see the consequences for what he enables others to do to random retards himself. Too bad he didn't learn his lesson.

>>489258

I feel really gross when I see /cow/ sucking up to Hirtes and Vordrak. It's sad.

>>489260

I'm pretty sure Girldick hosting is a joke considering the link doesn't go anywhere. His actual webhosting company is 1776 something.

imgur isnt letting 90% of my pics upload someone get me a site where i can drop screens please and thank you

>>489264

https://imgbb.com/ works well. its anon. if youre trying to upload 100 at a time it will do that. just make like 10 albums of 10.

>>489272

>The guy's dox are out there already

citation needed lol

>>489277

He's just a fag running interference for null, filter his ID, that's what I am gonna do.

>Chris-chan is now the center of faggy Discord drama

Discord drama really does belong on the board. Go figure!

>>489301

Recording calls is illegal in the US, isn't it?

>>489301

He had an entire part of the site dedicated to gangstalking chris where they would chronicle the boring emails they would send to him pretending to be all sorts of people he interacted with in his life. People like high school friends and such where they told him that bob was paying them off or whatever. The only thing they seemed to get out of it was hurting chris. Now people are scamming him for money. I don't want to play the which is worse game, but in all reality both are pretty shitty and as null sanctioned this kind of trolling to the point where they manipulated him into a meetup, null really looks hypocritical here. I would be interested in seeing what null gets out of all this, but from what other people are saying it sounds like he has his hand in the chris pot, too.

>>489304

It's federally legal under 18 USC § 2511 (2) (c) to record your own phone calls.

>>489306

>The only thing they seemed to get out of it was hurting chris. Now people are scamming him for money. I don't want to play the which is worse game, but in all reality both are pretty shitty and as null sanctioned this kind of trolling to the point where they manipulated him into a meetup, null really looks hypocritical here.

Sad!

This also harkens to my first encounter with him because he thought I cared about some secret foxdick board. Granted, this was circa 2013 or 2014 and he was still very fucking new to trolling, but it sounds like he hasn't changed.

>>489315

>It's federally legal under 18 USC § 2511 (2) (c) to record your own phone calls.

Don't states have laws that require two people to consent?

>>489323

>be bastard raised by 4chan and a SA-lite for preteens

>first relationship is with sociopath who literally wants to cannibalize your corpse

>cannibal woman doxes you on Blockland Forum

>learn how to do Internet shit for money because that's all you can do

>start forum that is 4chan and Blockland Drama put together for fun

>10 years of Internet footprint comes back to haunt you so you own it and laugh about the worst shit imaginable

>willing to die over unimportant website because suicide has been on the mind for 15 years anyways

I think you're on to something.

>>489332

So what would you think his intentions with Chris are now considering he closed the CWC trolling board last time when it got too real?

https://foxdickfarms.net/threads/x-post-closure-of-the-cwcki-forums-private-discussion-board.5783/

>>489336

https://youtu.be/2lWlqch6nks?t=88

>Using Raymond? Hey Raymond! Am I using you? Am I using you, Raymond?

<… Yeah…

>Shut up! He's answering a question from a half hour ago!

Chris is Josh's Raymond. He's going to pimp him out to interviews and cons to try and get a little extra spending money.

>>489340

He's said he's not going to take money for Chris and turned down an offer from Keemstar already. Keemstar especially would have money to give. Why do that?

>>489347

Do you not think taking money from Chris would be a risk that could alienate his entire userbase? How would he justify it, especially if he's doing okay financially?

>>489316

Yes, but only when the call takes place within state lines. Null himself doesn't understand the concept of jurisdiction, given that he incorrectly tried to use the CFAA as justification to banish KingofPol. I'm eager to see how he's going to further fuck up Chris-chan's life with his nonexistent understanding of the way things work.

>>489331

He was hardly raised by 4chan. If my memory serves me right, his 2013 888chan thread was his first imageboard experience. You can still read that here: https://archive.li/NwTSs

Note that I doubted that he was a lolcow back then. He's since changed my mind.

>>489285

Obviously you can make money on them. Josh's autism jihad is entirely because someone made money off of Chris other than himself.

>>489358

>There's a rumor that I read PMs

>That is a lie

>>489366

keep in mind that this pm is old shit judging by the forum layout and Josh's avatar. Back then he was trying to cover up the fact that any admin with server access can dig into peoples PMs.

>>488963

Based on this picture, I think nulls close connection with chris-chan is going too far.

Are the foxdicks still trying to dox the all the convention goers that interacted with Chris?

>>489370

Does a bear shit in the woods?

>>489372

Links?

>>489316

Depends on the state

>>489093

He's going to go all Hotline Ruckersville and shoot up the con.

https://twitter.com/AnsiaKing/status/1010726046533025792

>>489394

If its any consolation, Josh folded both on the idea of some ween trying to get Chris kicked out of the place as well as the idea that the con was conspiring to get rid of Chris.

He's going to send someone to tell Chris that he cant do unwanted advances, but they'll likely fall on deaf ears as he does something else that's creepy. Chris has no filter and was likely kissing guys because tee hee im a bisexual schoolgirl, isnt it qyoooot?

>>488963

Am I the only one that actually sees a resemblance to Josh?

>>489410

Eyes aren't wideset enough but yeah, I can kind of see it.

>>489400

Does Chris not understand if a guy gets all homo with them then they will break his face? The tranny shit doesn't fly when you try to force yourself on guys.

>>489583

Whatever happened to Chris going to jail?

>>489583

>People actually giving Null negative ratings.

Almost looks like people have stopped taking shit from Null anymore.

>>489565

Chris thinks he's a dainty anime schoolgirl with his female soul or w/e, not some fat overweight dude with a fat and masculine face and body in drag who shits himself

>im hirtes, trump and chris chan are babys who make me really angry

>>489608

How the fuck does he even attend public events when he shits himself so much? Isn't stress supposed to be a trigger? Could you go to cons he's at dressed as a pickle and make him shit himself in public over and over?

>>489634

>How the fuck does he even attend public events when he shits himself so much?

Diapers

>>489636

Devils advocate, that would actually be a good solution for his problem.

Knowing Chris though, he prob puts on a g-string and call it a day

>>489649

He's said he refuses to wear them as he's not a child in the past has he not?

>>489651

Yeah, but he wasn't kicked out of the cons for hygine issues. I know that hygine is usually given a bit of a pass with these cons, but having a guy leak anal fluid would be a no-no

>>489583

I think Null is the biggest faggot in all of this

"What will Chris do when Josh dies?"

>>489732

He has to insert himself into everything, doesn't he? Its worked out so well for him.

>>489759

It's ironic that one of Null's autistic phrases is "Don't touch the poop", yet here is is, squeezing the poop through his fingers, smearing the poop all over himself, and sticking a handful of the poop into his mouth.

All that hard work he put in trying to make Chris look like a human (even though Null had an obvious ulterior motive for it), and it all blows up in his face because Chris is a nutjob that's too far gone to save.

>>489730

How would that conversation go? "Hey Barb, we need to talk about your son's behavior at a recent convention. I am worried about his well being."

Barb then begs for money and then hangs up when she realizes she isn't getting any. I really do hope Chris continues to have more meltdowns in public, just to see Josh try to fucking justify the fact the world NEEDS FoxDick, because without it Chris won't get the help he needs.

>>489765

Maybe he'll get a qt forum girl to do it for him. That's actually the most likely.

>>489762

foxdick farms - No trolling! Unless we're doing it

Lol Josh blocked all the people Chris molested on Chris' twitter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IquJTY1HMic

It's here

>>489806

That won't block them from the rest of Twitter though, and I hope they all have a story to tell.

>>489817

Use subtitles to hear the fucker

The uploader was nice enough to put them in

>>489821

Just saying B T F O triggers that filter? WTF?

>>489821

inb4 Cuntster gets banned

>>489822

It's a meme based on britbong, newfag.

>>489730

>>489583

Looks like 14 Branchland Ct. is going to be a lot cleaner now that Chris has a new doormat in Josh

>>489836

It's better than letting threads get flooded with dozens of "WWHY THIS WORFILTER REEEE".

>>489838

And they get flooded like this because people like you spoonfeed them

Kill yourself

>>489765

People really should keep ringing her and trolling her about Chris's behaviour. The way they used to ring Bob. Make Null look like he's part of some troll brigade and send him into an autistic rage over his plans being ruined.

>>489839

>only newfags don’t understand ebin wordfilters

been here since 888chan died and never paid attention to britbong. I just roll with the filters and shut the fuck up since they make me giggle

>>489730

What the fuck is Barb going to do? She is barely alive at this point. The videos where she shows up make it pretty clear that Chris is the one taking care of Barb, not the other way around.

>>489881

I'm looking towards people being banned at foxdicks for daring to laugh at the dear leader. You never know what Josh will do in his sperg rage

>>489881

>his vore oneitis queen

Wait what?

>>489884

Blockland drama from 2008 – 2011.

>>489834

I don't follow his threads, and it's not funny to anyone else. It's just annoying.

>>489884

https://imgur.com/a/adP4P

This condenses it pretty well.

>>489888

rates agree

>>489884

Before Null was Null, he was Ichiverbot on the blockland forums. He was roasted pretty bad for e-stalking some hysteronic bitch. Wrote her fanfictions of vore and also commissioned some art.

This would likely stay as a novolty rather then something to laugh at if he didn't go out of his way to be an angry antisocial dick about everything. It could (and will) be speculated that the reason that the farms is run the way it is happens to be as some detached and petty form of revenge. Hell, IIRC one guy from the blockland forums once joined up… and so he got his posse to dox the guy. Class act.

>Implying that doxxxxxxxxing is really anything to be scared about and that Josh really has any power other then a reputation for dumping where people live

>You're a pussy, Josh

>>489821

>I don't know if your sudden desire to protect him is driven by a sexual attraction, feeling of kinship or some misplaced troll's remorse

It's none of them, Cunster (who I have a feeling will be joining us due to truthing!). As Chris's manager, he can get interviews schedualed and such as well as recieve a more then generous "managers cut" for getting them set up. This benefits Null because he gets to squeeze more life out of a lolcow less and less people are caring about for publicty over his meme site as well as giving him some spending money to throw at grubhub. And this benefits Chris because… uh… Well, I mean he's a lolcow so who cares right?

>Josh says he won't mess with Chris's finances

ISHYGDDT

Note, a man named Michael Hirtes has been making alts to scream at Chris, 15 accounts in one day.

http://cackyjack.net/index.php?threads/michael-j-hirtes-mhirtes-dildo_on_forehead-aspergercorn-chris_crybaby-furryartmonger1-killalltherednecks2.38/

>>489903

I am hirtes

>>489907

Where did Christine touch you? You seem pretty upset at her for laying low at the con.

Any roaches lately? Those fuckers are annoying.

>>489876

CWC runs 14 BC, it's a fact. When Bob died the power balance rapidly shifted towards Chris.

>>489890

Im fairly convinced if Josh isn't directly stealing from chris he at least plans on using chris as a cash cow of sorts. a cash lolcow. but monetizing on CWC's infamy

>>489821

This guy hit the nail so perfectly on the head i'd say hes a carpenter a la Jesus. This was glorious. Saved.

Null is indeed Barb 2.0, it's time to meme this.

>>489918

This entire TMG fiasco has been thoroughly embarrassing for foxdicks. The SDCC doesn't give any warnings to creeps who get handsy with strangers, they just ban you when you cross a line. Imagine how retardedly unsafe it would be if every weirdo at a con knew that he had one free opportunity to play grab ass or kiss a stranger without being kicked out.

>>489928

Perhaps TMG will be the undoing of both sides of this coin. Josh has tied himself to CWC rather securely. If CWC sinks (which any person with even a fuzzy understanding of CWC can fucking predict) Null will truly become a zero.

We're all Hirtes

>>489928

Chris sprung back from the TMG disaster and is acting like nothing ever happened, he had a great time, and he's still a shapely young woman who's married to 2 Sonichu waifu.

But that's only because Chris is a retarded, delusional psycho.

What's Null's excuse for being in equal amounts of denial?

>>489947

Damn this actually might be huge. If TNG realizes the liability they might very well push CWC into litigation or some shit. Its possible this might do more legal damage to CWC than the GS gas attack

>>489965

I wish I had the resources to help make this happen. This would not only punish Chris for good, but possibly rid us of Null as well. Two lolcows with one stone.

>>490000

Null: Don't look at my rotten past or even my present where I can't even handle a manchild like Chris Chan without it turning into a possible criminal court case and lawsuit. What you should be talking about is…..ummmm…..uhhhh….

LOOK! OVER THERE! Is that Hirtes?

[tosses ninja smoke bomb]

>>490000

>>489903

Jesus Christ nobody fucking cares if he's posting here. If he acts like a tard he'll get pounded as hard as Null wants to pound that CWCpussy.

>>489913

no but that thing donald trump is doing is making me really angry even though it doesn't effect me in the slightest lol trump and fattie chris tranny are man babies

>>489931

I am too lazy to screencap the post (you can find it yourself) but here's what he plans to do when things fall apart with him and Chris

>"If this does fall apart I'm probably going to restructure the Chris board. I'm going to isolate it from the rest of the community, stop any form of moderation, rename it the Roach Motel and let people say and do whatever the fuck they want. Everyone who's known Chris for any length of time is completely fed up with the broader CWC following and there is absolutely no point trying to get along with it, entertain it, or support it. The CWCki proper is very likely to die along with the board in this endgame situation."

<If I can't have my toy NOBODY CAN

Wait, no moderation. Does this mean that someone could create a Josh thread in there? Or would it just be a resurgance of the gamergate shit post board (cancer)?

>>489965

>>489947

>lolsuit

kill yourselves

>>489947

Chris imiates TV. Only in outright porns do anime schoolgirls do molesty things, as for the most part they're just kissy kissy.

He'd likely keep the kissy thing to only girls, except now he decided he's bi and bi people flirt with everything they see, right?

>>490117

Doesn't Canine control the CWCki? What does he have to say about this? Or did he fuck off a long time ago?

>>490141

Canines likely apathethetic to the whole thing.

You can find him posting as Marvin on the farms.

>>490144

>You can find him posting as Marvin on the farms.

I'm well aware of that. Just wasn't sure if he was still posting there

>>490150

Cwcki Club is run by Glaive

sonichu.com is fucked does someone have the pic of chris's car parked in the handicapped parking at too many games

Was it josh who went and blocked everyone on cwc's twitter?

>>490156

Hello woody

>>490169

Yes. Josh has said that he now runs Chris' social account, including Facebook & Twitter. Screening out everything but the most ass-kissy of replies for Chris to read so he won't have his feefees hurt. And thinking that every block he lays down is like some sort of huge victory cuz reasons.

Can't wait for Null to ask Chris for his Paypal password, assuming Chris hasn't already given him that too.

>>490255

When did Chris get a handicap parking permit and what for?

>>490282

He no doubt got it the day he first got his tugboat.

As for what he got it for, do you really not know?

>>490289

I know he is an overweight, low functioning autist with body dismorphia but none of that is grounds for a disabled parking

>>490290

If I didn't think Josh had an ulterior motive then I'd actually be proud of the guy for taking up the mantle.

As it stands, the guys goddamn untrustworthy, acting on impulse and often turning on people for a cheap five-minute giggle.

Cant wait for Josh's rep to take a hit from these whiteknights (trollshieldies?) when he finally has to decide that Chris is unsalvagable

>>490291

Virginia gives out handicap parking placards for autism.

https://www.dmv.com/va/virginia/disabled-drivers

>>490255

So he's a pig parker too?

>>490301

>You are also considered a disabled driver if you have

>Has been diagnosed with amentia, a condition that impairs judgment and including but not limited to autism spectrum disorder.

>Is legally blind or deaf.

they should add working at the DMV since their judgement is clearly impaired

>>490312

To be fair Chris' motor skills are shit and he's not a great driver. Giving him a disabled placard is somewhat justified.

>>490315

i thought the purpose of disabled placards was to help people with mobility issues, not that retards get bigger spots so they don't hit people parking

>>489903

Note, a raging autist named Josh Moon, after years of running a website devoted to stalking an autistic manchild, has become the bitch-boy errand-runner, bodyguard, and tard-wrangler of said manchild.

>>490312

Why the fuck are you even letting these people drive? Fucking clown world.

>>490329

Not just mobility issues but also preventing mobility issues. i.e. you have a condition that can flare up with walking too far. They give you a badge so you don't have to risk fucking yourself up.

Null's best chance to helping Chris carve out a viable career for himself in order to support himself after his mom's death would be to teach him to work on his gag reflex and start cam whoring and/or doing actual porn.

>>490355

Who would pay for Chris porn..?

>>490358

foxdick fags, obviously

>>490358

>Who would pay $1500 for the Sanic Totem?

>Who would pay Chris $500/month for Sonichu

>Who would invite Chris to a con?

Shit will surprise anyone?

>>490358

>>490358

Would you honestly find it hard to believe that if Chris started camming on LiveJasmine or one of those other sites that his streams wouldn't have hundreds of not thousands of viewers willing to give him money to watch him suck dick and put shit in his ass? And from this demand you don't think one of these smaller companies that make niche porn like hot chicks banging disgusting men wouldn't hire him for a shoot? They could literally throw a hundred bucks at him to bang a decent looking broad and film a ten minute scene. Everybody wins.

Sorry for the double post but if that fag from the idea guy inner circle is still here can you explain why you didn't get Chris to drop the tranny bullshit?

>>490363

The tranny shit is the worst thing to have happened to chris

And we're still waiting for that imgur album…

I have a question. Who is running the cwcki? Is it null? Is it a compromised Source?

I'm newish to CWC lore and no idea of the autism of the foxdickers and the community around him untill i found /cow/.

I don't care what sort of Sonichu Prince scam that Chris fell for. If Josh thinks that he is going to be able to whip up a pity party from it on the 15th that will somehow generate enough public sympathy for his private retard that it will make everyone forget all of the assaults, scams, and molesting CWC has done, then Moon is on some seriously powerful meds.

>>490368

Canine/Marvin on foxdick Farms.

>>490371

I doubt Canadian Bacon is going to come through simply because as she admitted theres a lot to go through. I suppose we'll have to wait to wait for Josh's retelling of things where he paints himself as the hero, just take it with a shit ton of salt

>>490368

The cwcki was started by cogsdev, a commie neet tranny who tried to shut it down years ago when he realized it would look bad for him if his fellow SJWs found out he owned a wiki dedicated to stalking an autistic retard. At this point, Marvin swooped in and locked cogsdev out of the website and stole it from him. Marcin has said many times that while the physical evidence posted there is legit (chat logs, emails, etc) the stories described within are heavily exaggerated for comedy's sake and they leave out all the inner circle /PVCC bullshit that was the main reason Chris did anything funny for years.

>>490375

Marvin also talks to chris on occasion and has gone soft about him over the years, turning into something of a white knight who tends to believe that Chris shits his pants and does nothing wrong.

Its as pathetic as it is hilarious seeing Null and Marvin white knight Chris until it turns out that yes, Chris actually was in the wrong and was given ample warnings not to be kissy

>>490379

A lot of the "classic trolls" like Marvin (aka The Pickle Man) had their balls drop off as soon as Bob died. But if you give Chris any sort of slack he'll always make you regret it and do something criminal like the Gamestop spraying. Every single time Chris is given slack or even the lack of condemnation for his bizarre mannerisms, it goes straight to his ego and the larger his ego gets, the more he believes he can just go out & do whatever he wants, even if it's criminal. His TMG fiasco is a direct result of the coddling and con panel worship he got at Magfest earlier this year. He really does see himself as a celebrity, with all the privileges that come with such a status (in his view).

The foxdicks shit all over Chris' critics and call them weens, A-log, or Hirtes. But there seems to be no other way to keep Chris' arrogance and criminal tendencies in check except through an intense and sustained bombardment aimed at his ego. Arrogant Chris leads to criminal Chris. Humbled Chris is safe Chris.

>>490384

>A lot of the "classic trolls" like Marvin (aka The Pickle Man) had their balls drop off as soon as Bob died

The large majority of the classic trolls have moved the fuck on. Besides Marvin the only other major Chris troll that posts on the farms is Alec Benson Leary and he doesn't even post in Chris' sub forum anymore. Love You Long Time also is from the inner circle days and controls the Kim Wilson account on Facebook but I'm not sure how involved she was with actually fucking with Chris.

The only way that Josh could ever hope to make sure Chris keeps his hands/lips/dick to himself at a con is for him to be standing right next to Chris at all times & force Chris into a straitjacket, catcher's mask, male chastity belt, and shock collar. Not to mention strapping Chris into bed every night back at the hotel room so he won't wander off at 3am looking for Neptunia in the bad part of town.

>>490410

or he could organize a panel and then have chris not show up while he sold

official merch

>>490410

> force Chris into a straitjacket, catcher's mask, male chastity belt, and shock collar. Not to mention strapping Chris into bed every night back at the hotel room

No one asked you to share your fetish with the board.

>>490362

No body wins mate. No fucking body wins.

>>490384

Chris is a celebrity though. He might be a complete retard but you can't deny that he's globally famous. Chris knows that when he acts out he gets attention and he doesn't know the difference between good and bad attention. This "invite Chris to a con" thing is just throwing fuel on the fire until he straight up tries to rape someone to shove his fist up some idiot girl's snatch.

I think people go soft because they run out of steam to keep trolling. They built a life and social group around this retard and don't have the energy to troll any more. Their only other option is to play nice with him and so they do it to not lose their social circle.

>>490375

Thanks for the clarification. I figured the evidence was ligit yet the site had a jokes tone.

Is there any collection of the troll society (the inner circle) that where the mover and shakers in the old days?

>>490480

It's rather tragic though. Chris is a celebrity, no doubts about it, but he himself doesn't understand exactly why and what kind of celebrity and he never will.

>This "invite Chris to a con" thing is just throwing fuel on the fire until he straight up tries to rape someone to shove his fist up some idiot girl's snatch.

lol slow down mate, Chris may be inappropriately touchy and kissy but he's not a fucking aggressive rapist.

>>490387

>>490379

Marvin insists Chris is so normal because of his false sense of superiority. He thinks he's so much more clever than everyone so he constructs this narrative that Chris is only slightly weird to liken him more to the average person.

>>490488

>I figured the evidence was ligit yet the site had a jokes tone.

I feel like this whole "lol CWCki is a deliberate comedic exaggeration" shit is a lame attempt to patch up the past, just like "lol ED is a satire!" shit from the past. Years ago people have honestly believed this shit about Chris and you couldn't say a single fair comment about him without being dogpiled with white knighting accusations, now the community has gone soft and it's suddenly "comedy" (well it fucking is, just quit pretending it's anything more than laughing at a tard for acting like a tard).

>>490489

Chris isn't YET a rapist. We both know if some idiots are like "Hey Chris! Lets go PPAARRTTYYY" and he goes into a room with some people he's going to think he's about to get laid and give it a whirl.

>>490480

The word you're looking for is INfamous. There's "star of a blockbuster movie" famous and then there's "arrested after the police find various body parts in the cellar" infamous.

>>490489

>lol slow down mate, Chris may be inappropriately touchy and kissy but he's not a fucking aggressive rapist.

No one thought that after all of the homophobic things Chris has said & done since 2007 he'd become a crossdresser and start lip-raping random men at a gaming convention. But……here we are.

And yes, if Chris could think he had the chance to physically overpower someone in a women's bathroom, I do believe he would attempt a rape. He's the UbberIncel.

>>490491

I'll eat my shoe if I'm proven wrong, but I do think Chris has enough moral boundries to not outright rape anyone.

Even so, he's more looking for love rather than looking for pure sex. He got pure sex and was thoroughly dissapointed in the longer run.

>>490546

he definitely gets a bad case of UNREALISTIC EXPECTATIONS if a woman gives him a tiny bit of attention

>>490519

Chris's Tomgirl antics are fucking obvious in hindsight.

>And yes, if Chris could think he had the chance to physically overpower someone in a women's bathroom, I do believe he would attempt a rape.

Lol come on, do you also believe that he's a KKK member and he struck Michael Snyder with his car because he wants to start a Holocaust (for real this time)? That's like, not in his nature at all. He's timid and passive and has hardly shown any malice at all in his life. He's just a retarded child in a grown man's body. Just because he was spun into this image of a violent psychopath in the golden age of trolling doesn't make it true.

The only kind of rape I'd ever see from him is if he really misjudges the situation, believes he has a go and he starts making sexual moves that go too far. And then he's easily slapped away.

>>490559

not realllly I mean the tomgirl stuff came out of left feild. The tranny stuff is less surprising though as that's just an extension of being tomgirl

>>490567

>I mean the tomgirl stuff came out of left feild

No it didn't. Chris had been playing with the original MLP dolls when in highschool. His 21 year old address to graduating members of his old school encouraged them to play with girl's toys. He has loathed traditional masculinity and admired women for as long as he's been able to express himself.

>>490593

On the flipside though, he's always hated the idea of literally catching the gay.

Aside from outright gay sex, there are few things more gay then crossdressing. In defense of this, he still considered himself straight when first crossdressing though, and only recently turned into a literal trans-poly-faggot. Still I mean it was rather a shock to all of us I'd like to think

>>490410

Josh is an obese, unkept autist who hides in the bathroom when trannies confront him. I'm pretty sure Josh standing next to Chris would result in more bluehair shrieking rather than less, albeit for different reasons.

>>490621

I don't think he considers himself gay even now.

>>490621

Chris didn't have some strong Westboro-like beliefs. He's just dumb.

http://cackyjack.net/index.php?threads/christian-weston-chandler-and-the-cwciki-community-cwcvilleguardian-cwcsonichu-sonichu-cwcki-operation-barbarossa.35/

So when you search up cwciki, you get this in the 4th result.

>>490637

cringe

>>490559

Hi Marvin. Still think Chris am gud boy he dindu nuffin?

>>490621

Chris was never as anti gay as he appeared. The trolls would push him to do that on old videos by telling him that her needed to emphasize how ungay he was for the ladies who watched his videos.

As for the rape topic if Chris did start to push a woman to go too far sexually all she would have to do is give him a good slap across the face and the sheer shock of being attacked would stop him in his tracks.

>>490559

but what if he had mace on him?

when i think chris i think rape machine and not lonely desperate man

>>490659

I think his "letter to Unilever" video, where he called on them to ban the sale of Axe to the homoesessyooulz, was all Chris with no troll-prodding needed.

>>490637

>even shittier version of foxdicks

wat

>>490637

Hirtes and A-Log seem to have the whole foxdick community as their collective lolcow. Everything they post triggers the shit out of them because reasons.

>>490659

Not true at all. Chris grew up being called a "fag" by other kids. He hated homosexuals and the idea of being gay. Even his future message, made before he was discovered, had anti-gay rhetoric.

>>490677

cringe

>>490698

piss off mike

>>490706

Hi Josh.

Fuck off, Josh.

>>490714

I hope Trump gets re-elected so he can take your tugboat away.

>>490714

Uh, no? Please don't shit up the Chris/Josh thread, Mike Hirtes.

>>490720

>>490726

oh god its happening

>>490727

If you say so, totes not Joshua Moon at all

I would fuck Michael Hirtes's tender cripple ass.

>>490733

Okay, but he farts during buttsex

>>490734

>>490733

>>490732

Someone spray this thread for foxdicks plz

>>490734

I like it when there's wheezing farty noises every bootyclap.

>>490740

different strokes man.

>>490739

(You)

>>490682

People often define homophobia as a hatred of gays. Chris on the other hand was literally homophobic. Gays were icky to him and he was affraid of being "infected" by it.

Almost ironic in a way that doesn't mean ironic now, you know?

>>490739

How are DeShawn and LaToya? Did they give your microwave back or did they sell it for crack?

>>490646

>acknowledging Chris is not a deranged criminal but just a tard is now reverse A-Logging

okay mate

>>490771

>mate

Nool confirmed.

Nool murders another victim:

https://www.dailydot.com/irl/chloe-sagal-suicide-cyberbullying-harassment/

>>490833

#killconfirmed.

Seriously, trannys killing themselves = more publicty for Josh. He has other concerns. Sam (not Sam Smith, some feminist type who has an actual following) managed to take down the foxdick merch paypal.

>>490837

So what new payment service will Josh go to next to keep his cheeseburger money flowing in? Didn't even Hatreon tell him to GTFO?

>>490843

isn't weev funding the place directly?

>>490848

WTF does weev actually gain from funding this shit show, anyway?

>>490849

laughing at trannies/traitors of the white race? I dunno.

>>490833

Ehh, I'm one to give credit where it's due but blaming KF for Chloe's death is a stretch. Her thread had been dead for six months, Chloe had disappeared from the internet altogether and her mental illness caused her to push away everyone who gave a shit about her. She was a very depressed person and obviously had major mental health issues if she was willing to burn herself to death for homeless rights and mental health awareness. She left a suicide note, if they had pushed her to it Chloe would've mentioned it.

>>490363

The short answer is that they tried to get him to go to the gym with the eventual plan of getting him to cut his hair and act like less of a trans faggot, but the lure of tandbux was more important I guess. When it comes to getting Chris to do hard stuff it will always always be an uphill battle, even if it would work in his favour

>>490777

You're the real alpha male! Just like a billionaire with a supermodel wife!

>>490854

It's why Josh being a tardwrangler is doomed to fail, assuming things dont go belly up with the shirts

>>490859

Oh it will fail. It's hard to say when exactly the group said duck it let's just run a hustle with money but I feel it was in large part to them being annoyed with Chris always giving feeble bullshit lies and putting zero effort into his goals. Which Is hilarious because the group he was trolling were just as much socially retarded as he is

>>490848

The costs aren't that much, donations easily cover it. Josh however doesn't want to work a real job - when you talk about "funding the site," Josh has made clear that this includes paying him a salary.

>>490849

He's trying to loop together shared resources/technology for many different sites that are being cut off from the rest of the internet or might wind up that way. KF is about the only non-political site in his "portfolio" of ones he assists, which seems odd until you realize he's a troll at heart.

>>490862

Is weev really a white supremacist or is that an elaborate troll

>>490873

He's a literal white supremacist (actually believes white people are superior to everything else) and also a Jew, according to his mother.

>>490888

That's unfortunate that he believes that. I kind of looked up to him during his ED girlvinyl days

>>490895

Just look at his posting history on foxdick, esp where he goes into threads about race realism.

Also remember that Weev's mom confirmed that their family is jewish. Yeah, there's a chance she may be lying but I like to believe her because its funny.

You know who also hated the Jews yet had some jewish blood in his heritige? Hitler.

Want to really drive a wedge between Chris and Nool? Get in direct touch with Chris (without having Nool as the firewall) and inform him that his favorite voice-actress Tara Strong knows all about foxdick Farms and she *hates* them.

We all know that Chris has a downy-boner for Tara and would drop Josh in a heartbeat if he was convinced it would increase his chances of being her friend.

https://twitter.com/tarastrong/status/1011732158585569281

>>490969

go for it, mike boy.

>>490979

You skeered of losing your pet monkey, Josh?

>>490983

oh man I totally am, foxboy. If Chris decides to suddenly cut ties with me then I dont know what I'll do, I may have to just end it cuz im so edgy. Suicide joke are edgy, right?

>>490888

>>490873

Far as I can tell, he's both. He's like Andrew Anglin, an actual white supremacist larping as an ironic white supremacist while putting out white supremacist propaganda. A multi-leveled troll who is actually serious and about his "message" to the point where it's hard to tell whether he actually even is.

>>490987

One thing I noticed about actual white-sups as well as more mild altrighters who side with racial politics but haven't totally swallowed the koolaid is that when they encounter SJW types they'll go full-on ironic racism simply for the purpose of triggering your easily offended snowflake types. It actually makes it very hard to read their motives, as on the internet it can be hard to tell if someone actually believes that brown people are unevolved human filth that are best put to rest in a series of ovens or if they're just joking around for the purposes of attention.

I think Weev does legitamently believe that nonwhite people are inferior, however when he does the racewar schtick is when he's just trying to get people all triggered.

Settle a debate for me, anons. Some people I know legitimately believe Chris will one day go on a shooting spree or start stabbing people in the park or some shit. Is this likely? Is it even possible?

>>491015

him macing a police officer when being removed from a store is a far more likely end

>>491024

You don't understand the Jewish mind

>>491015

He'd probably freak out and run a crowd of people over

Weev glows in the dark. That's why he's living "in exile" and collating all of this information from bad goy websites. If he goes to his grave as some kind of Andy Kaufman troll of the online white nationalist sphere, then he will have died in peace.

>>491064

It always derails to jews, doesn't it?

>>491064

Yeah, sorry about that. Chris threads are probably going to be tainted with Josh so long as the latter wants to be his new fuckmommy.

>>491087

Supposedly, Josh is making an international flight today (or so he claims). Anyone think he's making a run to Hong Kong to seek asylum before the FBI partyvan's his house & seizes KF?

>>491093

I think he wised up to the idea that China is some haven for free speech

>>491093

Any ideas on where he is going?

>>490891

He claims he was the one who tried to convince the SJWs to come out and be public about their shit. His argument was that if they were loud and in public it was less destructive than hidden away pulling strings.

tl;dr on Weev he's a Jewish troll who's basically fucked in the head. He'll join any counter culture movement that looks like he can make a buck off of. What's real and isn't is always up for debate with him but he's a low skill "hacker" who made a name for himself by being around better people doing interesting things.

>>490898

>Hitler was Jewish

Nice try faggot.

No one likes Jews because they're inherently destructive to any cultures they involve themselves in. Their natural professions are lawyers, bankers and pornographers. They dismantle racial harmony to replace it with multicultural shit holes. A nomad tribe with no home is going to be a home wrecker of anything they touch simply because it's the only way they can "fit in".

>>491024

Look at those pictures man. He looks Jewish as fuck in them. He's an attention seeker doing what all attention seekers do.

>>491053

I don't think any one denies the Jews were playing both sides in WW2. It's pretty common for the globalists to engineer two sides to battle each other while profiting off it.

Just curious how a guy like Josh who has no job & lives with his mom can afford international air travel. Is his Dad a Miami drug smuggler?

And that's another interesting thing; who IS Nool's Dad anyway?

http://cackyjack.net/index.php?threads/christian-weston-chandler-and-the-cwciki-community-cwcvilleguardian-cwcsonichu-sonichu-cwcki-operation-barbarossa.35/

Lol these people are trying to troll Chris on twitter, one even pretends to be a doki doki character on another alias.

Also, Hi Hirtes!!

http://cackyjack.net/index.php?threads/michael-j-hirtes-mhirtes-dildo_on_forehead-aspergercorn-chris_crybaby-furryartmonger1-killalltherednecks2.38/

>>491296

That's Canine/Marvin

>>491242

No one knows, not even Null knows who his father is.

>>491325

Anyone wants to spoonfeed me and tell me why foxdickers are so butthurt about some random furfag?

>>491296

I'm afraid I'd have to agree with Canine/Marvin a bit here. Foxdicks didn't make Chloe Sagal kill himself (I assume that's what the first twatter user is referring to). He was a mentally ill tranny, a ticking timebomb, who chose to go out in the most attention seeking way possible.

>>491400

Foxdickers just can't stand anyone who isn't Nool to go near their Private Retard. That's it in a nutshell.

>>491551

I'm sure their harassment didn't exactly help matters though. They know whenever things like that happen, it shines a huge spotlight directly at KF that they don't want. They still get nervous when you mention William Edward Atchison.

>>491623

>I'm sure their harassment didn't exactly help matters though.

I'm pretty sure nobody had posted in his thread for six months. He left a suicide note which, if KF were mentioned, we'd be hearing all about in the news reports.

Bottom line, KF didn't make Sagal kill himself. Sagal made Sagal kill himself. He was a mentally ill piece of shit and it was inevitable, KF or no

>>491400

It's not so much that they're butthurt but it's more the fact that his level of obsession with a single brony retard is staggering, and his commitment to harassing said retard would be impressive if it wasn't so pathetic. He's like A-Log on steroids, his hatred of Chris is twice as strong and his life is ten times as pathetic.

>>491670

>entire forum is composed of nothing bu A-logs

>complain about another A-log

>>491664

You're not dealing with a sane public response though. It would only take 1 retarded letter agency to take issue with the place and start knocking on doors. I'm sure a lot of people in those type of places are in countries with hate speech laws and could get prison time for it.

>>491730

The classic pushing up your biceps with your hands that are tucked under your arms pose. Very popular when I was in junior high school

Nobody here should be naive enough to believe that a tranny's suicide was caused by internet bullies rather than the same mental problems that led to a lifestyle of ersatz opposite sex in the first place.

>>491230

(You)

>>491673

foxdick Farms A-Logs are mostly people who post rude and obscene or embarrassingly dated epithets towards CWC. Hirtes made over 15 sock-puppet accounts to keep JULAY-ing at CWC on Twitter after being blocked and stalked all of the YouTube videos about him to write insults CWC would never read. He'd also go out of his way to get into internet slap fights with anyone who called him a retard on those platforms and always end up exposing something autistic about himself.

Looks like Canadian bailed. Can't wait to see Josh's "lel epic D0X" of some fucking folk who used chris for cash, and of course, moon boi will be the hero to the retards within his hugbox. But my question is, why be the hero to an autistic tranny who's gonna be homeless in the next year or two? Will the manchild ass and meme bux be worth it? We'll just have see.

>>491858

And why does this concern you so much, or better still, why it should concern anyone at all?

>>491870

Sucks, but what can you do?

I'm going to say this about the Wise-au gang - simply doxing them really is letting them off easy if they extorted Chris. Criminal investigaitons take time, and for all I know (and I know very little about law and shit btw so uh) posting a big long diatribe on who these people are may (??? I really dont know) get the investigation thrown out.

Being doxed is scary at first. But you can move. You can get your name changed. You can use a new set of online alieses. If Wise's people actually took money from Chris, they deserve much worse then having their names plastered on a meme website, they belong in jail.

>>491873

Because Mike Hirtes is an orbitor of CWC who's fun to laugh at simply for having a life that's more pathetic then Chris Chan's while attempting to be his biggest troll, alongside transparently hating Donald Trump not because the guy can be incredibly incompotent but because he's affraid of Trump taking away his wellfare.

He also flips his shit when called out in threads

>>491874

I just cannot comment about such a retarded statement you had just made. >>491673 sums you up perfectly.

Please return to foxdicks and stay there. Josh gives you monkeys plenty of room there to wag your e-dicks at each other and feel superior over everyone else. No need to shitpost on other forums.

>>491874

TFW foxdickfags end up A-Logging an A-Log

It's A-Logception

I dunno who this Hirtes guy is, but I like him already, just for pissing off all the foxdicks

>>491874

So your entire premise for shitting on this Hirtes guy is that he made fun of Chris Chan?

Got news for you: who hasn't made fun of Chris Chan?

>>491878

>>491879

>>491880

I think someone found a VPN

>>491730

>>490777

Could Donny Long aka Donald Carlos Seone really be back? His latest Twitter says maybe.

https://mobile.twitter.com/DmcaLawyer

>>491887

See? This is what I mean.

Anyways I'll humor >>491884 who might be Hirtes trying to deflect criticism.

Hirtes doesn't just say mean nasty things about Chris and call it a day. We all do that, or at the very least we've all done that. No no. In leu of getting some kind of reasonable hobby (painting, drawing, 3d-work, anything to keep your hands busy), Mike Hirtes instead spends most of his day making alts on twitter, commenting on Chris's twitter posts and praying to the CPU Goddesses that Chris will notice and respond in some form. Now it's not to say that he's entirely unsuccessful, but for the most part these tweets which consist of things like "Your a failure with a bent duck, Chris Tranny!" tend to go over his head.

When Foxdick found him, they found over 100 twitter accounts dedicated to trolling Chris, going back years. Its like holy shit dude, get a life.

>>491889

yes but ever since giving emails to Joshie I think foxdick has been off his radar. Josh agreed to take down Donnys thread if Donny gave Josh emails about him working with Vordy. These emails really amounted to nothing

>>491894

>See? This is what I mean.

Jesus. Whine some more, ya scrub.

foxdicks dump on Hirtes because Chris Chan is ©Lolcow LLC and no one may go near him without the Great Joshua's approval. Hirtes dared to defy His Majesty. That's what's got your scotum in a knot.

To rag on Chris is being Hirtes. To defend Hirtes is being Hirtes. To deny being Hirtes is being Hirtes.

And I thought Chris was fucked in the head. Go away!

>>491904

You know who Chris Chan reminds me of? Donald Trump! Both are fat babies who shit themselves lol!

>>491899

>Shitpost the thread.

>Blame it all on Hirtes

Internet!!

>>491909

Shut up, foxdick!

I like Hirtes simply because he makes the foxdicks so buttmad.

>>491914

Hello, fellow Hirtes

Raid on CWC and Foxdicks same time as yesterday?

>>491918

Fuck you buddy! I just made twenty twitter accounts to tell Chris that he's fat! Checkmate bitch!

>Braindead furfag gets called a braindead furfag

>Spams the thread to show how not mad he is

>woody derails another thread

smh fam

Is there any new footage or stories from TMG? Every autist there had a phone, but didn't record a damn thing.

>>491923

Eat my ass foxdick imposter.

I found this for you. For this CWC thread.

>>491930

Fuck we derailed into a fucking orpahnage lol agree with you though, havent seen anything else from TMG.

>>491938

Hi hirte-

wait a second...

No matter who awful someone may be, they at least have the dignity of knowing that they're not a pants-shitting serial groper like Chris Chan.

>>491950

>how

>>491956

t.hirtes

>>491956

oh fuck me if donny shits up this thread...

>>491956

How do we know this is the real Donny Long?

>>491971

Your wife must be pretty shitty if you're always trying to cheat on her. And nobody is going to believe it's really you unless you post a photo with a sign showing today's date.

>>491966

Yeah the foxdicks are trying to get this thread to the bump limit. This entire TMG fiasco has been thoroughly embarrassing for everyone from the site owner down.

>>491969

*Take it to KF, fag

Can't believe he's still alive at this point tbh

>>491899

>>491894

Hirtes is the Joshsucker foxdick version of muh Russian bots

So Hirtes trolls Chris Chan. Big fucking deal. Who doesn't?

I hope he trolls Chris forever if it upsets the foxdicks that much. I want it to poison them in ways that will manifest itself years later in the form of lowered immune systems and heart disease.

I hope he throws a kegger the day Chris gets kicked out of his house, just to know that somewhere out there Josh and his circle-jerk crew of sycophants will REEEEEEEEE themselves to death from the buttrage.

I guess I'm Hirtes now too. Whatever. If he pisses off Nool so much then more power to him. Any troll can mess with a single cow, but to outrage an entire message board full of spergs is pure genius.

>>491905

Trump is rich and makes billions of dollars. Chris is not. Trump is like foxdick Null but successful.

Since nothing else is going on, I will just say that the OP is pretty cringe worthy, too, what, with his rants on some random foxdick boogeyman and his butthurt when people mocked him and what not

Why is it that people associated with chris are always, ALWAYS, more autistic than he is? Is it because any normie exposed to him would just stay clear or maybe be bewildered a little, then move on?

>>492361

hi Josh

Null disclosed his correspondence with Chris on the farms:

https://archive.is/Yr3dc

Josh:

Did you remember to ship those items from Mercari people bought

Chris:

Good Afternoon, Josh. I will be shipping out the three photographs today. I need to get three bubble envelopes.

Have you heard back from the people at BronyCon about upgrading my weekend pass on the complimentary?

I feel better, but getting up was rough.

Josh:

I've not heard back from BronyCon.

Though you need to be aware that what happened at TooManyGames might get you banned from BronyCon preemptively. If it happens again you might end up on a global con blacklist, stopping you from going to any con ever again.

The touchy feely stuff is very serious and if it happens to the wrong person getting banned from a con is the least of your concern. They might press sexual assault charges which is sometimes years in prison.

Chris:

I am more aware of that now. My lips are kept to myself.

Hey. I am feeling better, yet still recovering. I want to let you know about something, I was sent to TMG to learn more about the possible return of Tari and Rei Ryghts being up to something with the Atari VCU. The CPUs' suspicions were correct from what we were able to get from what I learned during my time there. Amy Rose stayed the remainder of the convention to attend the remaining events and listen on the talk and gossip. We need to make the presence of the Nation of Comma, and the CPU of the Commodore Consoles, Scarlet, spread far and wide everywhere. Her Memories HAVE been bestowed to someone in this world of ours;

Scarlet is Kind and Compassionate; she is the counter to Rei Ryghts, should and when Rei attempt something to resurrect her lost Nation.

Scarlet Will help us against Rei Ryghts. Remember to share some prayers with the CPUs. Also, tell everyone to give their Full Support to Commodore on their Next Console, which will be named the Commodore CW. Let Commodore know that the console SHOULD have a Serial Port for the Floppy Driveand Printer, a port for the Cassette Drive, a Cartridge Port for their old Cartridges, as well as a Blu-Ray Drive for all media discs. As well as an HDMI Output AND Input, and a Component Output. Their old Cartridges, as well as a Blu-Ray Drive for all media discs. As well as an HDMI Output AND Input, and a Component Output. Their controller should be reminiscent of the Commodore Logo in shape, with pattern of the typical controller, I like the Xbox controller scheme the “C” half facing outward from the player, following the controller for it, and it should be wireless with the USB cable port. And a USB input and output ports for media input and backup, and even hooking up to a PC or Laptop for using either as a monitor. The console should take the shape and form of the Classic Keyboard Console, Complete with the Keyboard. Online functions, downloadable games, and plenty Independent game Titles for the CCW. And the media of their new games should be Physical And Downloadable; I really like using the Cartridges for their games. And the price should be less than $400 on the finished console product. And they should take their time in fully developing, designing, assembling, testing and getting all the bugs out before making it available for sale.

Versus the Atari VCU, the Commodore CW Should be a Greater Success! Please, help me spread the word to the current people of Commodore in this world.

We need LOTS of this world's people to voice all of this to Commodore.

Josh:

It's not just kissing. Someone claims, I don't know if it's true, but someone claims you squeezed their butt as well. That kind of thing, even the rumor, puts you at risk of being banned from BronyCon and all other cons in advance. I can't help you if that happens. It also scares away people who buy stuff from you. No one will buy medallions or drawings if they think you don't respect personal space.

Just keep it in mind. This is something I can't magic away and is way, way more serious than trespassing or bumping Snyder.

Chris:

Good Morning, Josh. I assure you that I never squeezed or even touched anyone's butt at all.

And I do understand all that. Believe me, and I need not be reminded of the worst part, but my hedgehog-defensive state and all of the tears and leaking mucus and whole body paralysis that happened to me then and there will haunt me in reminder of that.

Josh:

Alright. Just be careful in the future and if it's anything other than putting a hand on the waist ask first. People will forgive and forget if the next con goes well.

Hopefully BronyCon still lets you go.

Chris:

No problem.

I am positive it will still be good

>>492616

Jesus. Idea guy really scrambled his mind.

Where did Bluespike end up?

Kid must be 21 by now

>>492013

*insane

Well he is also retarded, but this post shows how utterly disconnected he is from reality.

>>491870

you may have found the reason. If Chris is getting autism bucks then Barb is likely getting paid a carers fee for taking care of him. He can put himself in the autism bux line and get a decent winfall.

He also knows Chris is one of his site's biggest assets. If Chris goes dark he loses a lot of users and his biggest marketing gimmick. He can protect that and exploit it at the same time to make cash off of Chris.

What happened to the video of chris curled up in a ball?

>>492828

I think he's perpetually high because at one point he responded to a thread on foxdicks quoting his earlier post

We should get enough people to contact BronyCon and remind them of Chris past antics at cons to try to get him banned from going. This seems like a good way to mine some salt from Null or Chris.

>>492993

Chris has totally wrapped his whole world around the downies (literally). His comic is now just a bunch of Mary Sue MLP fanfic instead of Sonic ripoffs.

If he got 86'd from THE most major downy convention in the world, he'd become a volcano of *Autistic Screeching*, thinking that the portal to Equestria is sealed off from him forever.

I'm sure Null will pour the salt, but try to put on a "I never really had much hope for Chris anyway" facade to his cultists.

>>493101

I know very little about bronycon culture. I would think that most the people that go would be young aged and one could legitimately make the argument that Chris shouldn't be around small children especially in light of the last con.

>>492964

https://www.google.com/search?q=bronycon&prmd=ivn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiv-rjB5vnbAhVh64MKHaYBClsQ_AUIESgB

>>493229

Oops. Meant to tag this post.

>>493200

>>493249

>>493229

Oh Jesus… nevermind. Chris would fit in just fine there…

>>493324

It's a riot whenever Chris throws a public tantrum. It shows the few idiot allies he has left what a pile of human garbage he is. He's going to be really popular at the hobo camp when the Homeless Saga kicks in.

And best of all, it pulls Nool down with him.

>>493324

>You told me not to hit anyone with a bat, not that I couldn't kiss them without their consent!

>This is the actual argument he's using

The dude Chris kissed is cashing in on his #MeToo moment.

>>493349

Looks like Josh pulled the choke chain quickly on his pet

Idk, Chris is so socially retarded that I have more sympathy to him. He probably thought he was being a normalfag.

>>493368

>sympathizing with Chris

>>493369

I'm probably far gone in some bullshit I agree

But I don't think he should be given the same standard as a normal

>>493349

Yep. You can almost pinpoint the exact minute Josh pressed the remote-control button on Chris' taser-buttplug.

>>493324

See Josh spin.

Spin, Josh. Spin.

https://foxdickfarms.net/threads/justin-silvermans-account-of-chris-at-toomanygames.44842/page-7#post-3513098

>>493371

No, Chris should be held to higher standards then normal people. He should be held to being perfect because anything less and he'll run away and fuck up.

Can we accuse Chris of being a rapist and shit? Get him to go full sperg while we contact all the cons and say we're worried about a rapist so we won't be attending with him there. Maybe said he sexually assaulted you in the past.

>>493329

He's gonna get passed around the homeless population like the village bike. Won't take long for him to get a VD

>>493368

Like other have said he watched too much anime, and In his twisted mind he thinks he's a cute schoolgirl.

>>493347

If Chris is a women, why would anyone mind a kiss on the cheek?

>>493469

That faggoty pink ziptie (I bet Chris insisted on one in that particular color) really looks like it would prevent Chris from pulling it out of his bag in a panic mode, wouldn't it?

>>493481

All the more reason to get BronyCon to ban Chris from their event forever. Of all the bans he's had, that one would get him in the Feels the most.

Question is, how can it be done?

>>493494

>or a few of the alpha autists chairing that sad abattoir have some kind ill-fated or ween plan for it.

I doubt that one. Chris was at last year's Bronycon and if there was a trap it would have been sprung then. Instead they treated him like a superstar. It's how his bullshit delusions about seeing himself as a "celebrity" started.

The only way Bronycon would 86 Chris is if they had a significant fear that having him on the property may put the whole convention at risk of being held liable for something Chris would do.TMG was afraid that Chris' antics could get the whole con #MeToo'd straight to Hell.

>>493488

I'd much rather he get banned for his own actions then something that his babysitters can pass off as weenary.

If he gets banned for something like getting touchy feely with people, then Josh would likely give up on the whole idea about using Chris for extra publicity because it's just not worth it. Meanwhile, if he gets banned because a bunch of weens decided to tell bronycon that they had a serial rapist in their midst then the hero of free speech would have good reason to just blame bronycon.

>>493494

No.

>>493497

>I'd much rather he get banned for his own actions then something that his babysitters can pass off as weenary.

Null's going to say that no matter what. He and his cult are already blaming the TMG staff for not spoonfeeding & handholding Chris throughout the con. That's part of the reason why Chris is putting on his frowny face and treating Justin like a bitch. Nool is reinforcing Chris' delusion that it was never his fault.

>>493505

They may be trying to, but they really cant. Its damage control.

>Nool is reinforcing Chris' delusion that it was never his fault.

Also no, Josh made it pretty clear that it IS his fault

>>493508

Have you read through their Justin thread. They've all but accused him of being a troll because of his invitation.

Of course before the con, they were all "this will be a good thing for Chris to have in his life. He needs to interact more with more people".

Well, he certainly fucking did interact all right, didn't he?

>>493469

Wait, is he wearing his old shirt? Like, the old, ripped one that was found in a wet clothes bag from 14 branchland court?

>>493553

Yes, yes he is. The smell must be horrific.

>>493555

That shirt is a good metaphor for chris tbqh

nothing but an old, crippled relic. Probably isn't washed very often, either

>>493561

>Implying that Chris has any Chad qualities.

Go fuck off foxdicker

>>493517

No

He *tried* to push it all off, first on some third party troll that (apparently) told Chris that Clyde Cash was going to be there, then blaming management of the place… then actual reports by people on scene started creeping up and at that point you cant keep whiteknighting Chris without looking delusional. Even Marvin had to go "Okay well MAYBE Chris went a bit too far BUT IT WASNT HIS FAULT OKAY HE JUST DOESNT UNDERSTAND BOUNDRIES!"

>>493561

Dude prob spends all his time trying to tell Chris he's a failure on twitter or something idgaf

>>493555

Looking at the people around him, I don't think anyone noticed.