/cow/ - Lolcows★

>>445711

Jesus. Fucking. Christ.

I don't understand to begin with why you'd want to fuck over someone as legitimately mentally retarded as Chris, but even if you did how could you do it so shittily that it takes almost no effort to connect your foxdick farms account to your IRL Facebook account?

>>445734

>don't understand to begin with why you'd want to fuck over someone as legitimately mentally retarded as Chris

Well just look at the classic trolls who are still revered on foxdick farms and you'll see the answer - cripples, tiny Jewish manlets, edgy (then) 13 year olds, etc. They were just better at keeping their heads down.

>>445696

>Koozbane apparently graduated from just cheating Chris out of $50 to trying to monetize facebook posts about him.

I want to shit on Chris for not getting the money first, but it's still pretty fucked up to cheat him out of the money, even if he is gullible. I like seeing Chris trolled but the dude doesn't deserve to get hurt or lose cash over it.

>>445711

No surprise he looks like a freak with a whale. Good digging anon, I'll join in to and see if I can find anything you overlooked. Koozbane could have some julay within him

>>445760

The FB is wide open. I didn't even scratch the surface of his or Amber's FBs.

He goes by "Cody Pittman" btw, + Corinth and the whole thing is wide open.

>>445711

Gross.

Who would win in a Pokemon battle, Christina or JustinRPG?

Fuck off foxdickfags.

>reeee reee someone other than us is doing something to chrischan reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

has chris engaged in prostitution yet?

>>450477

Chris is calling out the one person who is an even bigger loser than him, Michael Butthirtes.

>>450873

ROCK HARD QUILLS

>>445711

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>445763

Everyone should message him and tell him to pay up

>>451786

Because they're all power hungry kikes like their glorious leader. They believe "they know Chris the best" despite the fact Moon is a CWC newfag. They accuse other trolls of controlling Chris (kind of funny how this would've been fine 9-10 years ago, you'd think so-called oldfags would know that) and think they're the only people allowed to interact with Chris

>>451772

Context of image 1? Is that CWC's cat?

>>451909

You'd think within the horde there'd be a printer he could use.

>>452143

How does the madman dox so well?

>>452204

Hes being fed info by rival foxdick factions. Chris is becoming like the balkans, an area of proxy wars.

>>451786

I don't see what's so funny about this. Can't they be a little more clever?

>>452363

If you think you can do better, why don't you give it a try? Foxdickfags just bitch and complain about CWC being boring (despite the fact he's already a dead cow), but when people try to julay cocks, they say "this is going too far" or "they can do better".

>>452406

>I've been following him since 2006, god help me.

Do you have your own thread yet? JUST

>>452143

>doxxxxxxed

There is a controversy about the proper spelling of the word "doxing"; some write it with a double x, but that is a mistake.

The digraph "xx" is pronounced like j in Spanish or the "ch" in German "ach". It is used with computers a replacement for the letter exx, which has a single stroke going down to the right and two parallel strokes going down to the left, because computers generally can't handle that letter. The exx is derived from the Greek letter chi, and pronounced like it; but since that Greek letter looks like our "x", it had to be modified with an added parallel stroke when it was introduced into English.

Thus, we usually have to write the name of the oil company as "Exxon", though its proper spelling is "e exx o n". (Don't make the mistake of pronouncing "Exxon" like "exon"; you will appear unsophisticated.)

The exx also gives us an unambiguous way to phonetically spell the exclamation of disgust, "yexx" or "ixx".

Since the word "doxing" is derived from "docs", it should be written with a single "x", as it is pronounced.

As for the ethics of doxing, I think it is ethical to reveal the home addresses of people who have committed grave crimes such as torture and aggressive war if the state declines to prosecute them, but it is wrong to do that to people one simply disagrees with.

Copyright 2014 Richard Stallman Released under Creative Commons Attribution Noderivatives 3.0 or later

>>452444

>waste of trips by shitposting copypasta in wrong thread on a FRIDAY

Reported.

>>451772

lol yeah if only these weens were to curate a wikipedia about Chris' long list of private and public embarrassments… that'd be less cruel

>>451772

>>451786

>>451828

>>451909

lmao you guys realize that you're backing a lolcow? This is the guy behind the fake found cat text - http://archive.is/SEXN0

>>452737

I've known about that dude for a while. He himself is pretty 'tistic but him pulling a DOX on that faggot moderator made me chuckle. Foxdickers getting tricked by lolcows is gold

>>452975

>Chris is passively funny

Watching Chris make pouty faces and beg for money isn't funny. When people get cocks out of him for free, it encourages other people to do the same, costing him money. A lot of CWCnewfags genuinely think paying Chris will generate "Christory" (whatever the fuck that even means). At least this way, not paying for cocks will cause more natural chimpouts even if the manipulated cocks are shit

>>451786

>Can't y'all have a heart?

lmao

>>451909

Him name hopkin green frog

>>451909

>forum dedicated to laugh at the spergouts of some idiots that hang themselves on the bait

>trolling is the worst thing ever

Jesus, what a bunch of hypocrites.

>>453016

>Watching Chris make pouty faces and beg for money isn't funny.

this tbh.

>>453054

>Taking activity to twitter

>Not calling a lawyer

>Not writing a letter to the mortgage company to explain the disparity

>Establishing story arch to beg for more money soon to buy toys

Yep. It's Chris-chan.

>>452886

Source?

>>453016

>When people get cocks out of him for free, it encourages other people to do the same, costing him money.

Nope. Have you seen the autism swarm that is Chris's Twitter followers? They constantly try to "troll" him and Chris barely bothers to reply. Hirtes had to spam him thousands of times just for Chris to notice him enough to make fun of him for a few days.

>>453028

They're not saying trolling is the worst thing ever. They're just saying it's a dick move to pretend to have someone's missing pet.

>>453222

>Source

His thread https://foxdickfarms.net/threads/lucas-williams-lucas-wolf-financhu-crisis-islamiccocks-marktwainfan.25832/

>dick move

Who cares

>>453222

>dick move

And making him shove a medallion up his ass wasn't a dick move? Foxdickers are getting assblasted about harmless shit

>>452143

ROAST INFESTED

>>452447

You have autism.

>>446055

at least hes getting pussy

:(

>>450477

>>450873

dude is he really losing it this time

>>453249

>And making him shove a medallion up his ass wasn't a dick move?

It was. Your point?

>>453648

they're low-key calling you a faggot

> Pretend to have found Sorbet

> Set up location for Chris to pick him up

> the location is Michael Snyder's house

> film from the bushes while wearing a pickle suit

these are the sort of things I miss

>>452143

I used to live in Council Bluffs. Chris is right about one thing, that part of town is a shit hole.

>>453618

>jealous of some faggot with a 3dpd

>jealous of some faggot with a literal p

Get it together anon.

>>451909

I thought somebody had actually kidnapped his cat.

>>454218

How many cats do they have? Can you imagine how much the horde smells?

>>454900

>think

Nigger, he was offering to suck someone's cock for 500 burgerbux. That ship has long since sailed. I might be mistaken on the amount he was asking.

>>454905

That's just gay prostitution. Still very gay. If you're willing to be gay for money then more power to you, but it's still gay.

Yeah, Chris has a lot of problems, but a bitch ain't one.

>>454909

Doing gay stuff and actually being gay are 2 different things.

>>455145

So wait… Sucking someone's dick is now somehow now gay?

>>454913

Barb all but destroyed the lives of both her children and Chris will be especially fucked after the circling reaper mercifully takes her to oblivion. Pretty sure that counts as a bitch.

>>455152

i've read that doujin

it's meh, 5/10

>>456117

I am corrected.

>>455501

Its more that you can suck dick and not be gay, since you might not enjoy it,

>>458911

I wonder how old that cat was. And is his name pronounced Polo like the sport or Pollo like the Spanish word for chicken? Or is it Paul-o?

Did he just lose 2 cats in 1 week? What is going on?

>>458911

How are they out of food? They just got some new cat meat to eat

>>458911

That poor cat looked gnarly as shit, I mean look at that fur it's like a feral and also peep at that nasty water dish with what looks like dried bits of food on the walls.

Chris shouldn't be allowed near animals for their sake. Fuck, that poor kitter is in a better place now.

>>458978

Most likely inadvertently poisoning them from their disgusting garbage home or simply lack of basic care and hygiene.

>>459221

It's really sick when people horde animals like that when they can't take care of themselves.

>>459191

I don't understand how they could possibly run out of food when I guarantee both of them get EBT/Food stamps, and for two people who do not work at all, that would be quite a bit of money every single month.

>>459291

It's not surprising but chris is shit with money (as we all know)

So he is surely using EBT to purchase expensive "quick" food like microwaveable meals and such. Probably stuff like namebrand things like those TGI Fridays microwaveable appetizers. Plus chris is a fatass and im sure eats more than he needs to.

It's also possible this is a flat lie chris is using to get pity and thus money. He is known to lie to get charity from his followers.

>>452311

lol'd

>>459291

There's a reasonable chance they don't even qualify for EBT since their household income isn't very low.

Barb collects a pension and social security while Chris gets ~1000 autismbux a month plus a few hundred more from whatever he can scam from retards through paypig and his ebay sales. It wouldn't be surprising if they comfortably cleared 40k a year.

>>459792

This is why people shouldn't give Chris money. He doesn't know how to spend or use it.

>>459836

Do you think Chris puts all these paypig and paypal donations on his tax return? They are taxable income afterall.

>>459792

Microwave meals are hardly the issue, as he's previously been shown to prefer "Hungry Man" meals, which have a pretty good price per calorie ratio. More likely he's buying takeaway which really can put a dent in your wallet depending on where you're ordering from, or just eating way too much(also very likely).

>>459850

I wouldn't be surprised if Chris doesn't know how to file a tax return. Plus he's never had a job so if he did file a return and just claimed a bunch of autistic shit on there the IRS would've audited him. Just speculating tho.

>>459892

Seriously. They can't take of themselves, obvious to any outside observer, they don't need animals around. In one of Chris' videos, there is literal shit on a newspaper in plain view while Barb is begging for money. This is a health code violation. Bob was right about the Health Department condemning that house.

>>459926

Anyone who gives Chris money after this should be evaluated for mental illness. There is no way a healthy, self-aware person will give money to someone who can't even take care of a cat let alone pay off a mortgage. This is disgusting.

>>459968

>The IRS hasn't audited him yet.

It sounds like Chris will now learn what an ass fucking truly means.

>>459971

>>459971

>there is literal shit on a newspaper in plain view while Barb is begging for money. This is a health code violation.

http://www.animalplanet.com/pets/how-to-paper-train-small-dogs/

brainlet detected

>>459978

Does he have any small dogs? Even if he does they live in suburbia so there is no reason for feces on a newspaper inside.

>>459971

Anyone who gives Chris money at all should be sent to a head shrink.

I'm curious to see how he would react if after one of his begging videos someone contacted Chris and said "yeah I'll help you out with your bills… but I'll only send the money directly to your creditors on your behalf." I wonder what kind of excuses he would make to get the money to spend on more toys and games.

>>459978

I don't care how small a dog is or how much a cat is a cat, they go outside to shit a piss.

>>459992

Fucking aweosme anon! This is what needs to be done. Chris doesn't understand money, so he can't spend it appropriately. If donators just gave it to his creditors, he could beg for money or whore himself out literally.

>>460055

It's quite clear that Chris and Barb are hoarding animals they can't take care of, which is a clear health code violation, and that the Health Department plus the Tax Department should investigate to make sure that everything is tip-top.

>>460110

To think of how many animals died in that house. I'm actually surprised how Chris' old dog Patti lived for so long. I think people should just let Chris go cold turkey and not give him money. Economics clearly is not Chris' strong suit.

>>460103

>>460110

>nnyyuuuhh they have two cats two dogs which shit inside, call the police it's a health code violation rite now

I get that we're gangstalking a retard but maybe chillax a little

>>460123

>He let more animals die?

Why are people giving him money? Fuck this guy. Let him suffer pain.

>>460132

The CWCiki pretty much documents how many pets died from Chris' neglect. There are even some that are even at question if they are missing or not.

>>460132

Hows it going, Hirtes?

>>460132

Who are you quoting, friend?

>>460105

Is there anyone whose given him money online who has come out and admitted it? I'd be curious to find out the kind of person who would. Might be another cow with their own antics to laugh at.

>>460238

Joshua Wise

>>460238

Also does anyone know the age of that cat? It didn't look that old. Maybe 6 or 7 at the most. My cats going on 12 and I completely forgot that's old by cat standards until I thought about it just now.

>>460242

15 apparently

>>455152

gib me ur anal massages pls

>>459968

Imagine having to be the IRS agent assigned to this case

>Having to explore their home

>Looking up chris on internet and ya know. *All of this shit*

>Having to figure out the value of his autistic creations

I would gain a point of pity for the IRS that day

>>450477

This is giving me Taxman flashbacks.

>>460159

How's it going, Kengle? Sending Chris more of your life savings?

>>460105

>>460312

I might give this a go tomorrow. I don't have a Twitter or fb account and have never done any serious trolling before. If anyone else wants to go ahead. I think by this point even Chris can figure out what a freshly made dummy account looks like. I just want to see the happenings.

>>460350

It might be funny if someone tried this while posing as the type of person whose generally disagreeable to Chris. Like ultra conservative or religious.

"I'll pay your mortgage my son, but first let me tell you how our Lord Jesus Christ saved our souls from damnation." If we make him uncomfortable enough he might do something funny/cringy.

Just an idea. I'm still reading up on this glorious autist and it seems lately that whenever someone trolls him his reaction either isn't that funny or it just comes off as too manipulated or manufactured.

>>460260

There is no way that cat is 15. That's a 7-8 year old cat in those pics. Unless Chris was feeding it from his hungry man dinners for all those years and the chemicals preserved it like a Dr. Van Haagen creation.

>>460238

This Youtuber who put a trigger warning for "transphobia" on a video because he quoted Chris using the phrase "real girl parts" gave him $1000

>Did I really make all those posts?

I am sorry /cow/ for my rampaging posts in this thread. I am also sorry for personal attacks against Chris. I have no excuses.

>>459992

>>460105

>>460350

>>460312

That is a dumb idea. It would just mean that Chris could keep begging for bucks and spend the money he would've spent on the debt on more toys and video games.

>>460780

There's some idiots that had the masterful plan of trolling the IBS by donating superchats with negative messages.

Probably the same people/guy with 7 proxies

Has this virgin manbaby faggot cut his duck off yet? Someone needs to pay for the fatfuck's sex change operation

>>460909

The unclit 2.0 was bad enough, I don't want to think about Chris dilating his mutilated dick with a dildo everyday to keep the wound from closing up

>>460909

There's the buttHirtes.

>>455501

>>457504

It's not gay if you're doing it solely for money or favors or out necessity. Actually enjoying it however is totally gay.

>>458978

He said Pollo was 15 years old.

Friendly reminder that Chris

> Graduated with a Bachelors degree in Computers

> Had sex with a sexy cherokee woman, he is no longer a virgin

> his entire adult life has been spent shitting his pants and doing nothing but jerking off and playing video games

> he has a world famous webcomic with supporters who give him thousands every month

> Even A list celebrities like Pewdiepie knows who he is.

> He can accumulate all the debt he wants, his paypigs will pay it off for him.

> Has had multiple fan video games, documentaries, and comics made about him.

> is so famous than many women will sleep wth him just to be a part of Christory

Chris is winning at life.

>>460833

I never said anything about actually giving him money. I only wanted to see how he would react.

>>460780

If he tried to beg for money again in the same month for his "mortgage" a screencap of the convo could be posted to his social media to call him out on his bullshit and also for laughs.

>>463514

Yeah but you'd still be paying his mortgage for him. He'd just bullshit and say he needs money for Barb's teeth or bananas or some shit like that

>>463258

If I pretend to be autistic and whore for attention will foxdickfags start giving me money?

>>464627

No idea.

>>463258

pretty sure associates degree in CAD from bumfuck community college aint no bachelor's degree in CSci.

>>465995

With this in mind I guess his achievements are fairly lacking.

>>465850

Is Ken still stalking and obsessing over Gloria Tesch?

>>460110

It's way less the amount of animals and way more the state of the house. The loads of shit everywhere blocking walkways, the clogged toilets, the broken power lines, the moldy carpets all come together in a huge mess that is a living health code violation.

I've been in houses like this where people just let their cats shit anywhere. Sane people with stable jobs even, just fucked houses. Their animals are usually alright until they get sick. It's the house itself that is the problem here.

>>463706

You keep holding on to this delusion that I plan on giving a literal retard more money to spend on stupid shit. Like I said before in this thread, it was just an idea.

All I've seen lately from jewtube and fox dick farms threads is a bunch of edgelords who come up with retarded ways to troll him like like actually giving him money for shitty made Sonichu comics and merch.

I respect the fact that you don't have to like the idea, but at least I'm trying to come up with something here. If you don't like it then why not contribute something to make it a better idea.

>>465850

I didn't know that last part, my bad guys. Just scrap the idea then. I wish there was some way to get some old school lulz out of him before his life (quickly) turns to shit.

>>469735

>I wish there was some way to get some old school lulz

The only way to get any "ebin lawlz" these days would be to convince him he was better off as a man, and somehow create some elaborate plot for him to be suckered into. If he were to cut his hair and go back to clown shirt Chris, the few troons that support his paypig would dip out. Tbh this probably could actually happen too (in time). People are just too pussy to try anything new because they're scared of losing their 'in' with Chris

>>470142

It's a risk someone needs to take.

However the homeless Troon saga does sound intriguing

Anyone here use "It has been ___ days since Chris applied for a job." counter on CWCki as a kind of calender system? Hard to describe but it really is telling just how long chris has been utterly detached from society as a whole.

He gets the sum total of his human interaction face to face daily from mcdonalds employees.

>>470817

Agreed 100%: Chris has a shitshow of a personality that is more based on his upbringing than his autism. If he was TRUE and HONESTLY sans autism he would *still* be a fucking obnoxious horrid wretched fuckface. His personality is so grating and despicable I feel myself having ween urges if I watch his smug/arrogant videos. I can honestly say (here comes the weening) that I would gladly watch CWC getting the shit kicked out of him with glee.

>>470803

When he was pretending that Nightstar was a different person, the only think he could think up for a career was that she worked at multiple McDonalds.

>>470281

He lives in garbage with his demented mother, dancing for donations from stoned millennials and increasingly talks about Sonichu as if its real. What's trolling compared to this? Shoving an entire Xbox up his ass isn't as much of an assfucking as real life is giving.

>>470909

This. We are gazing at the Death Ride of the aspie. He is becoming more and more mentally unwell and I firmly believe the last 'anchor' he has in this world is his mom. Once she dies I predict the following:

>He will attempt to re-enter gamestop using "MY MAMA DIED WAH" card

>He will get violent towards staff, possibly even the fucking police

>He will end up with serious charges that his 'tism will not save him from.

>He will end up broken and either in jail or homeless

>>470817

>>470828

it's always funny to read the foxdick and /cwc/ armchair psychologists just pretend to mull things over about their objects of schadenfreude… oh yeah, chris isn't insane he's just got a bad personality

>>470817

He looks a bit like a shaven DSP in that pic.

>>471228

All 3¿

Some trolls should get Chris into live streaming (for dem donations of course). We would get some significant cocks for research perposes, get him some chash to keep this train rolling, and hopefully record some crazy shit.

>>471228

Suicide is unlikely due to his ego. Prisom if he keeps commitimg crimes however is likely, especially after barb dies. Other possibility is a heart attack or something from his diet/drinking. He might also get trapped under the horde

>>471241

Yeah, his health is probably a huge chance.

Did anyone ever take Chris up on his offer to suck dick for money? I can't even begin to explain how big an erection I get thinking about watching Chris give some really sloppy hoodrat head and taking a fat load all over that greasy face of his. Go ahead and call me weird but if I had the chance to get him to service me orally I would pay him extra to wipe my cum off his face with McDonald's French fries and eat them.

>>472074

Hit him up, anon. Don't let your dreams be dreams

>>472074

I would literally pay money for this. Not because gay but because if we got a video of Chris sucking a dick and taking a load like a good cum dumpster then there'd be nowhere else to go with Chris trolling and we could finally let him live in peace until he finally finds an untimely death freezing to death as he sleeps in an alleyway.

"Deleted scenes" from some fags interviewing Chris Chan. Highlights-

"I tend to get paunchy."

"I accidentally got high off cold medicine one time."

"High is not my general thing. I'm definitely more sober."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=jByxZX0mLjI

>>453222

The way people from Foxdick farms complain about white knights is really fucking gay when most of them are white knights to Chris themsevles.

When he actually dies someday I wonder how much the estate sale will bring in…

>>472542

The only people that would even be marginally interested in buying that dump would be a consortium of weens that would turn the house into a museum (after extensive renovation that would make the house appear as it was pre-fire sans the hoard or just Chris's room circa 2008-13). The zoning might be a bitch unless they limit the number of people that could visit each day and if that were to happen, they might as well throw in a tour of Fashion Square Mall, McIntyre Park and PVCC provided they pay all parties of course

>>452975

Chris was never passively funny, he was always provoked. You have a guy who can't help but over react so you bait him into oblivion.

Look at the documentaries on the guy, you can see all the funny stuff comes from people edging him that way not naturally.

>>453101

Twitters more effective than a lawyer these days. Most companies monitor it with a bot that alerts them to any mentions. They will respond extremely fast in order to avoid PR nightmares.

>>460934

He wouldn't. Which would be funny because he would end up with no way to fap and a barbie smooth crotch.

But if you managed to do that you would be the ultimate troll and it would be wrap it up time.

>>472632

Replace eveyrone with sonichu characters and heighten the voice of the guy to make it more relateable.

>>472621

Sonichu comics became funny when they started being his troll revenge fantasy, without troll interference they would've been generic adventures like the first few issues.

>>459973

why did you include that image of charls

>>472926

I have never actually given it a read. I have a background in clinical psychology so i am sure to really analyse the work and be disturbed as fuck.

>>473508

The way Sonichu comcs show how Chris understands the world is the most interesting part of it.

>>473666

Not denying that, just know that is one fuck of a rabbit hole I'll be driving into.

>>472074

>>472348

>I can't even begin to explain

Better fly to Virginia and get that dick sucked then.

>>472517

The kid on the right looks like someone just shot a load on his fag face.

Livestream with Chris-chan.

who knew Mr.Bundy was a sonichu?

someone should introduce CWC to second life, he/she/it would fit right in with the hoards of trannies and furfags

>>474143

I really like how he did this, not mean at all.

He's respectful of the obvious mental impairment that Chris has, he has obviously worked with mentalists before.

>>474143

what a stand up guy

>>474143

>Chris, Bob, and Ted Bundy were half sonichu

wow

>>474360

(Was)

Fucking phone.

So after watching the latest interview, he is totally fucking nuts.

Also part12 of the Ligit documentary is out. It is facenating to me how much stuff came out so fast. You oldfags had a wild ride.

Guys, I'm pretty sure Chris something to do with this.

How are we going to stop this madman?

>>477937

Holy fuck i KNEW it. I fucking knew it. Ideas Guy = Josh

damn Chris is fucking old now

>>479405

The FBI niggers didn't stop some goblino autist from killing 17 kids after he made videos and comments explicitly saying he wanted to be the deadliest school shooter of all time. What the hell could possibly make Josh think that they care about spergs fucking with a middle-aged granny in Bumfuck, Virginia?

>>479421

This is truth

Anyone have opinions on the latest Documentary series being pulled down (like the channel getting flagged off YouTube)? GenoSamuel2 is the channel name.

For me it's a damn shame.

>>479638

What the fuck? The channel itself isn't gone but the entire series is down. I hope he keeps it up, it was a great series

>>479716

correction: his other channel is gone

>>479716

>great series

Wasn't it basically just a text-to-voice reading of CWCki articles mashed into 40 min videos?

>>478685

Holy shit you're a retard.

>>479924

So what happens when Josh runs out of funds, or Chris loses it unable to cope with her death? Whatever, it's his money, he can do what he wants, just hope Weev won't get mad he's misusing HIS cash.

>>479967

There's a far simpler way Chris can deal with the debts Barb is going to leave him with and keep the tugboat along with the house: Declare bankruptcy.

>>479981

In most cases, yeah but it's not fully owned anymore as they took out mortgage loans using the property as collateral. This wouldn't be in question if he could keep current on the payments. I doubt he could.

And lol at Josh being anyone's financial advisor, a guy with a thousand get rich quick schemes that he jumps from like a con-man with ADHD. He hasn't much more sense about money than Chris, and I think you could argue that Chris has been way more successful in business than Josh has.

Isn't Jawsh struggling to make ends meet himself? If I recall correctly he has to go to the laundromat to clean his clothes like a nigger and is practically homeless. No ads are embedded into foxdick and he's pretty much a NEET so I don't know how he's going to solve CWC's situation at all. I assume he just gets money from his parents.

>>479967

>>479924

I think that's joshs way of saying he hopes to move in with chris and start fucking him

>>479405

There's no way that anyone is going to give a fuck about that

>>479997

Null can barely take care of himself emotionally or financially. How is he going to take on the immense burden of being Chris' tard wranger, bodyguard,AND financial pimp?

Chris had Rocky at his church watching over him for years and look where that went.

If Null thinks he can somehow save Chris from the widening financial hole he is already in, let alone the total economic meltdown that's to occur once Barb is dead, he's as deranged as Chris is.

>>480098

No, I meant he wants to get free rent and share a shithole with a complete autist.

It'd be a step up for him really.

>>480197

Knowing how Chris has a giant ego that compels him to mistreat even his most loyal of fans, I can see where this is headed. Chris is going to treat Null like a bitch and constantly remind him who owns the house Josh is living in, and Josh will be arrested as a fugitive in Hong Kong two weeks after police do a welfare check and find Chris' strangled body in the shed.

As Cole Smithey is older than Chris, I wonder if that gives him more of a say on whether to have the house put put up for sale after Barb is dead. Chris may get some cut of the profits afterwards, but it'll be quickly burned up on Legos and downies no matter what Null tries to do to stop it. Chris may have trusted Josh to handle his affairs, but I don't think Null has legal Power of Attorney.

>>480236

P o n i e s = "downies"

LOL! I love that filter!

After listening to the recent interview, I have come to the conclusion that Chris has lost all touch with reality (more so than usual) and if he wasn't such a fucking inept retard he would have most likely shot up a school or a Gamespot. And even after all these years, he still thinks that there are legit fans of Sonichu, despite the fact that everyone on the internet who has bothered to look up Sonichu knows how goddamn horrible it is.

>>480241

I'm still in awe how Dank was able to keep a straight face during that interview. I could have swore that he should have lost it when Chris started talking about how Ted Bundy was a half-Sonichu who was framed. Dank should be hired by the legit news agencies to handle interviews of mass killers and despots.

>>480236

With Cole, most people will assume he wouldn't care, and that might be true but death and inheritances bring out every manner of estranged relatives. Everyone says they love their family and they fight like fucking shit-throwing monkeys when one of them dies.

Re: Null, it's hilarious that he doesn't recognize himself as merely the new Anna. It's not like no one else ever thought of this before and "protecting" Chris from the meanie trolls for their own self-aggrandizement is a new concept. Everyone who tried it had it blow back.

>>480230

>>480266

Yeah, I'd watch the fuck out of that show.

It's a pity Dumb and Dumber has already been used as a name.

Mebbe Autist and Autisticer ?

>>480241

He's just fucking looney toons now, not to put too fine a point on it. It's like the little barrier of grey matter that kept him self-aware that what he was drawing wasn't real eroded until this nightmare of unicorn pokemon hedgehogs burst through and claimed him as a war bride.

>>480268

yeah just let the estate go to whoever can con the person out of it, no reason to fight over something as petty as houses and fortunes

>>479716

He says he is moving over to several other vid hosting platforms and keep the vids comming. Thank God as it is a masterpiece. It will litterly be the go to Master reference besides the cwcki in the far future.

Also I would Ligit feel bad for Chris once Barb dies. However the ensuing show would be spectacular. Like a dying star giving off the final Super Nova of insanity.

>>479421

To be unnecessarily fair, the FBI didn't stop Cruzberg because the feds had a vested interest in letting the event go through for fairly obvious political reasons.

>>480240

It's pretty lame actually, as is the "ban on sight" rule for posting them.

>2011+7

>getting unironically mad about cartoon horses

>>480592

They really are the Autistic Mafia.

>>480584

>Bluespike

I love how they usually excuse him as "he was 13 years old at the time! All 13 year olds are sociopaths and they all do this shit!" due to their usual exhibition of hatred of children that's stronger than the left's. Yeah 13 year old do do stupid shit, they're growing up no fucking shit but convincing a mentally challenged adult to shove shit up his ass just to impress older guys is a clear sign that something is fucked up. Should Bluespike suffer for it now? No, of course not but I'll be surprised if he's not inherently fucked up in some way.

>>480916

>null having plan B

He'd need to come up with a plan A first

Except for his usual plan A of talking shit in chat while a horde of autists slobber for his attention

>>479405

JOSH WANTS INDICTMENTS NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!!!!!!!

>>480584

Fucking this, Josh is the worst kind of villain. He wants Chris as a pet.

>>480817

That kid was definitely fucked up, and is probably a fucked up adult years later. A random YT comment on this video that touched on bluespike put it well: His hometown probably has a lot of missing cats.

>>481116

>Moon taking over Chris's fiancials

Let Josh the dumbass tether himself to that sinking tugboat, Josh needs to his rock bottom as much as Chris needs to at this point. I can tell you straight up that Barb/CWC's debt is insolvent without a miracle. I doubt even bankruptcy would help at this point. Chris would NEED gainful employment which is about as plausible as teaching an elephant ballet.

>>481257

LOL, Josh is trying to be the new Barb; he's desperately trying to help Chris fix his Commodore 64 while reporting his trolls to the FBI and DHS

>>481352

What will chris do when josh dies ?

>>480803

are you autistic by any chance?

You know, ten years ago I kinda felt sorry for Chris, sure he was a complete fucking ass and creep, but he would always find ways to dig himself deeper and deeper into drama with trolls. Now? Now it's hard to really feel anything for him outside of indifference.That interview just cemented the idea that Chris is pretty much mentally ill at this point in time and nothing he says makes any goddamn sense anymore, like seriously what was with that Ted Bundy shit? It will be interesting to see what happens to Chris after Barb kicks the bucket, doubt he'll find someone else to leach off of (unless he has extended family members) he's pretty much gonna up in some sort of mental hospital, I can't for the life of me see anybody unironically wanting to help him.

>>463258

>Bachelors degree

Just because it took him five years to get it doesn't make it a Bachelor's Degree

>>481377

>unless he has extended family members

He does (he has immediate family members as well) but they don't want anything to do with him

>>481382

You talking about josh or chris ?

It gets confusing these days.

>>481377

I felt sorry for Chris from the beginning too, but being sorry for Chris is only a development from the post-organized trolling era (well, the current Tomgirl era has been going on longer than the classic era anyway) - 10 years ago everyone was convinced Chris is a monster in human form, he's everything from a klansman to a legit Nazi and more. It was trendy to create many outraged videos addressed to Chris (as if he were watching) on YouTube telling him to get a life and a job, which inevitably birthed A-Log who thought taking it even further would make him the coolest thing ever. If I ever said "Chris is mentally disabled guise, he really can't handle himself in all of this" back then I would get many outraged replies listing every -ist adjective Chris supposedly is. I think the change was simply because most of these people grew up and moved on and many of them don't realize what Chris has turned to.

>>481390

Chris, obviously. Don't know (or care) about Null

The threads down at KF are getting to become a bizarre, almost North Korean propaganda level kind of read. People are sucking Null's e-coQ hard by commenting how much better and healthier Chris is doing once Josh took him under his wing. As if all Chris had to do was to go out and get some fresh air as the cure-all to his problems.

Moon is acting like he's having a field day doxing anyone who so much as makes one single post telling Chris that his life is awful, as he swaggers around acting like the Feel he's getting thinking of all the ways he's getting back at all the meanies who have messed with CWC are all the reward he needs.

All this shit, just because Null is a sad little sub-Chris who feels the need to do some STIGGINIT at anyone who so much as goes near his pet retard.

As past incidents have proven, the more often Chris goes out in public, the more likely he is to get himself into trouble. We all know how he uses his pepperspray as a weapon for him to attack those who defy him. Now he's walking around carrying a baseball bat in public (and into businesses). Imagine yourself walking into a 711 with a baseball bat and think of all the ways such a thing would turn to shit.

And Josh is a damn fool for thinking that he can somehow help save Chris in the post-Barb world. Thanks to Barb not giving a shit about anyone/anything anymore, Chris had been made to co-sign on all sorts of loans that he'll legally inherit after she's dead. Chris may be immune from having to pay thanks to his ungarnishable tugboat, but that doesn't mean that the house and cars can't be repossessed by the creditors. And the tugboat isn't immune from state/federal debts, like unpaid taxes. And since Chris' credit cards are maxed out and he has only paid the bare minimum each month, there's no fucking way he could ever get out from under so much debt on his tugboat alone (anyone know if paypig/GoFundMe assets can be seized?).

And Chris is an insufferable asshole who always ends up trying to dominate over anyone stupid enough to be his friend. He even cast Rocky aside when he thought that she was no longer of any use to him. Chris will do the same to Josh, and Josh will try to reassert his dominance over his pet by doing the same. This will not end well.

>>481435

I never understood the need to keep Chris going, like there are other cows that are way more funnier to fuck with than Chris. Chris is just a fucking nut case at this point, even if you fuck with him he's not gonna react like he did back in 2007, he'll just say a bunch of inane shit and then go back to making Sonichu comics and make cringe worthy tweets. Josh is a such a fucking thirsty nigga it isn't even funny.

>>481465

Couldn't have said it better muh self. If chris was a tv show, he jumped the shark a long time ago.

>>481381

I thought it was a 2 year college. Doesn't that = associates degree?

>>481499

A lot of us have done exactly that

He reacts pretty much how chris used to

>>481544

The only reason there isn't a massive thread on Null there is because he owns the site. And he won't live to see a thread on him get made because I believe that he'd sooner do his best Budd Dwyer imitation than suffer the ignominy of being mocked on his own site.

>>481435

I for one can't wait for Josh to execute his plan and see it crash and burn.

>>481507

It does, you misread the post.

>>481640

Pretty sure josh wants to be the new Julley tbh

>>482430

I'd believe that.

It's about joshs level of cunning.

This is the guy who put infinity next on his resume as if it was an achievement remember

>>482430

I honestly do believe that he's dumb enough to do that, seeing as everyone knows FoxDick doxes people for some of the most petty reasons, Josh needs to cover his ass in case someone with a fuck load of resources tries to take the site down again. The thing is, nobody is gonna buy that shit, go to any thread on that shithole of a website and you'll find a shit load of personal info on said person. But I guess we can ignore all that because Josh is nice to Chirs you guys! Can't wait for some of the fucks on the DSP thread to use the same argument, "Oh we don't hate Phil, we just wanna see him get better!"

>>482580

> "Oh we don't hate Phil, we just wanna see him get better!"

You're a little late on that one. Hell, that was half of the SOK's schtick.

>>481465

Does he even still make comics? I heard he stopped doing it and a bunch of people are pissed off because they already paid for them. Why anyone would give Chris money for something that isn't a thing yet is beyond me.

>>483146

Mostly just to fuck with him, but like I said, fucking with modern Chris isn't the same as fucking with past Chris. As he's too much of a fucking nutcase to really respond to trolling like he used to. Now all he does is say a bunch of fucked up shit in videos/tweets and then he'll go back to being a faggot.

>>483261

Looks fine to me. Probably some trolling. I'd be whacked if the cwcki site does not have decent backups incase of vandalism. Not to mention the thing is probably mirrored somewhere by randos

>>483183

The angry energetic Chris full of outrageous over the top reactions never existed. He was literally created by a committee. Not that it was all 100% scripted either, but basically Chris would have never had any of his memorable moments without being prodded in their direction.

>>483608

So a-logging one particular mentally ill man is not okay, but a-logging many of the others featured on the site is okay

>>483611

I'm confused.

Are you defending josh in a particularly obtuse way or are you defending lolcows in general ?

>>483613

Neither. I am calling out Josh's hypocrisy

>>483613

Neither. Just saying how much of a hypocrite Null is by acting like Chris is now a Sacred lolcow that no one may be allowed to contact, while he's doxing everyone.

Moon is trying to literally own Chris like his own personal pet retard.

>>483617

>Moon

I'm going to fuck that plump round ass of yours baby bear

>>483641

And I keep hearing Null ranting about a couple of people who committed extortion on Chris, which I find highly suspicious on at least two counts:

1. Chris is up to his receding hairline in debt. It's not like he has several hundred thousand in an offshore bank or invested in Bitcoin.

2. How can you extort someone who has released videos of himself humping a blowup doll and danced in blackface? Chris is absolutely impervious to shame.

And I think Null (and Chris to some extent since he always exaggerates everything) are full of shit about these alleged blackmailers.

Josh, if you're reading this, I'm calling you out you lying faggot. Produce proof of this extortion scheme you claim robbed Chris (and for how much) or SHUT THE FUCK UP!

>>483652

>2. How can you extort someone who has released videos of himself humping a blowup doll and danced in blackface? Chris is absolutely impervious to shame.

By playing pretend.

I understand if people are skeptical, but I will be explaining everything by the 15th of next month. I am still hoping to have arrests made before posting what I have. If I've not explained it by the 15th that meets expectations of what I'm hinting at, I will personally post a video saying /cow/ is better than the KF.

>>483687

Assuming this really is Josh Moon instead of some rando faggot,

You got jack shit, Null. If these were actual crooks you would have doxed them by now.

You can't even hold back on doxing some nobody who simply emailed Chris to "get a job". If there were actual criminals out there messing with CWC then you would have doxed the fuck out of them by now without hesitation.

PS: The FBI isn't going to be your private army to punish Chris' enemies. Hell if anything, I bet they have an open investigation out on you & foxdick Farms instead.

>>483693

Patience, mad lad.

>>483694

I don't need to wait a month. I already know you're lying, and so does everyone else here.

>>483695

👌

>>483697

LOL! And I thought Chris was the one with his head deep up his own ass.

Going to be a treat watching you fail, guy. The FBI probably sends you straight to a dead-end voicemail box the moment they identify your voice.

>>483698

Chris has gone to the police, I've gone to the police, I've filed an IC3 report, and when the FBI came (unrelated visit lol) I used that as an opportunity to put papers in their hand regarding Chris's problem.

I'm going to follow up with that agent by the end of this month and if there is not some assurance there are imminent arrests I will disclose everything. Whatever you think it could be, it's worse.

But that's all I'm going to say on the subject. You're being rude and I owe you no explanation.

Just ask yourself what I have to gain from lying about criminal matter, and why Chris would trust the guy who runs the KF with all of his social media if I wasn't pulling off a genuine feat.

>>483700

No one believes you. You lie even worse than Chris does.

>>483700

Answer me this BTW. If Chris is always so fucking poor and swimming in debt, how could he have anything for extortionists to take?

Take your time trying to mental gymnastics your way out of that. I'll wait a few days.

>>483705

This. Josh is kinda embarrassing right now tbh.

>>483687

>>483694

>>483697

>>483699

>>483700

Post fucking proof its you

>>483790

Ever since "Sick Nick" Bate got busted, KF has been trying to take credit for the takedown (FYI it all happened when Nick's niece finally spoke out about what he did to her. KF had jack shit to do with it). They now think they are the Internet Batman with the belief that everyone on Earth is a lolcow except themselves and Null's "Chosen Ones".

Null doxes someone he personally doesn't like, and all the rest on the forum nod in approval and hogpile in like the nutless cucks that they are, out of fear that if they don't yowl loud enough, they're next to get doxed.

I wish there were some blackhats out there who would rid us of Null once and for all. Just obliterate the shit out of him and send him away screaming from the internet never to return. His arrogance on whom gets protection/whom gets oppression is really fucking tiresome.

>>483886

>I wish there were some blackhats out there who would rid us of Null once and for all. Just obliterate the shit out of him and send him away screaming from the internet never to return. His arrogance on whom gets protection/whom gets oppression is really fucking tiresome.

How desperate.

>>483700

No, being rude would involve calling you an enormous faggot nobody.

>>483886

>Nick's niece

Pretty sure it was his sister

>>483790

Why doesn't he just quit the internet? You know, like a sensible person might do (or have I answered my own question)?

>>483974

I think Null sees himself as a sub-CWC when he looks in the mirror. He too has no job and mooches off his mom. He has no actual job skills to support himself, and when his mom is gone, Josh will only be slightly less likely to become homeless like Chris is guaranteed to be after Barb is gone.

KF and his small gang of sycophants is all he has going for him. It's his own personal CWCville. If he lost that, I truly do believe that he would commit suicide.

PS: Null sure likes to tell other people to go "neck yourself" a lot, doesn't he? It's like Chris whenever he says "among which" all the time. It gives him that tiny little rush in his peabrain that he's better than others every time he says it.

>>483705

why would you doubt that a lightning rod for sadists, sociopaths and autists might encounter something worse than getting told to get a job after a decade of gang stalking?

I bet somebody made him dig up his dog roll it up in a carpet and toss it off a bridge tbh

>>484101

>Yet I am curious to know what deep dark secret Chris is hiding that he's so desperate to keep hidden from the world that he's willing to pay extortion money to avoid it being leaked.

He was a straight white cis male all along, his life is a triple lie.

But seriously, it might be some kind of fucky Plot stemming for some idea guy like trolling. Who knows. Hopefully it will all come out in the wash.

>>484478

>null is helping him out in the same way he helped out Deagle Nation

Fucking him in the ass repeatedly for autistic applause ?

>>484478

Any email sent to that address is just a trap for Null to dox more people. He really really wants to be Chris' new Mommy

>>484576

And according to several people, it's not even a real signature.

PS: I bet the frame is hiding bedbugs.

>>484631

If it belonged to Barb I would imagine that she either got swindled with a fake or she knows it's fake and is trying to make a buck.