/cow/ - Lolcows

JAHANSFACTS

✔ brought a hamster to orgasm

✔ soundly rejected by the online hamster community

✔ had his pumpkin smashed by a foreigner

✔ carried a dead rat around with him

✔ buried multiple goldfish alive to make compost

✔ played with animal carcasses

✔ smashed a child's head into the ground repeatedly screaming "why won't you die"

✔ made a dalek and cuckshed in 3D

✔ low intelligence

✔ aspiring BBC script writer

✔ aspiring BBC cuckold

✔ obese

✔ founded Green Nothing Productions (not registered at companies house)

✔ vowed to review Twilight and Fifty Shades Of Grey while cosplaying as Bella if a facebook post about GNP got 10,000 likes (it didn't)

✔ owns an inflatable dalek

✔ wiped his cat's arse with his finger

✔ wrote about intravenously injecting women with cum, shit and piss

✔ wrote about removing and eating organs from living women

✔ wrote about cutting women into pieces

✔ wrote about wanting to shrink women and keep them as pets

✔ wrote about roasting Amy Pond alive

✔ quit after one day as a trolley boy

✔ threatened to strangle every member of an internet club

✔ made multiple topless youtube videos, once asking the audience to masturbate

✔ licked his own nipple on cam

✔ got banned from multiple facebook groups for transphobia

✔ his own sister is terrified of him

✔ wrote unsolicited torture porn of Laura K Dale and Jim Sterling

✔ handed said porn to Laura K Dale in person

✔ terrified a deeply autistic man after performing oral sex on him

✔ killed a tarantula by crushing it under foot

✔ founded Project MIRTH

✔ pronounces bickers as "bickers"

✔ attempted to physically remove his father from the house

✔ got scolded by a policewoman who then told him to tidy his room

✔ demanded that his mother pay him £50 to move a chair

✔ got angry when she only gave him £30

✔ broke his wrist falling over after flamboyantly storming off when his mum made him pay for a bed with "his own money" (her money)

✔ blacklisted by multiple feminist communities

✔ blacklisted by the labour party

✔ threatened suicide bickers the requirements to receive welfare are too strict

✔ threatened suicide if terrorist sympathising communist corbyn didn't win

✔ cut his own hair with disastrous results

✔ refused to come downstairs when a friend came to play

✔ received a valentine's day card but did not appreciate it

✔ can't be a computer technician bickers quantum computers

✔ can't learn to program bickers new languages will come out

✔ NEET

✔ showing many symptoms of diabetes (pain in extremities, slow wound healing, headaches, blackouts, lack of energy, intense thirst, sugar craving)

✔ told by an endocrinologist he is too fat

✔ not even white

✔ burned a gastropod to death in a toxic isobutene and propylene glycol solution

✔ rejected by the straight community

✔ can't learn to drive bickers self driving cars

JAHANSPEAK

Project MIRTH: Making Internet Racists Think Healthily

JIDF: Jahans Internet Defense Force

The JQ: The Jahans Question

JEU: Jahans Extended Universe

bickers: the correct pronunciation and spelling of "bickers"

GNP: Green Nothing Productions

Supremely arousing: how Jahans finds murder and cannibalism

Absolute nectar: a movie production company based in Lagos, Nigeria

Nazis: a catch-all term for literally everyone and everything

Submissive Blond Girls: see "supremely arousing"

Jeremy Corbyn: hope

The Female Doctor: also hope

>>286950

>bringing that wiki back to life if we're to survive the nuclear winter of jahanism.

You mean the one on wikia.com? I thought esotericjahanism would have been the ideal place to host a proper Jahanic wiki bickers wikia's mods could delete the current one for bullying.

>>286950

There is one lad with a huge archive of most of the videos, you would need to find him or co-ordinate with others to mass DL the vids again if you wanted a freely accessible online archive. Here are the heretical sermons pulled from the channel, that was posted a few threads back.

20151208 9oXNrfswYH0 Why Donald Trump is so terrifying.mp4

https://mega.nz/#!AeJxjIZB!4ACVFzFrgZ7vLwdO8N1pZt23VGAbKf8IhLfK_U30Eas

20160818 L1_l8mL9x08 Racists Better Unsubscribe.mp4

https://mega.nz/#!JfBQnABL!zS01fWlXFO7VSufjxXeOkAllIMgtA3i9ymhsipAzsoI

20170422 2fI5Usp38Y8 We're So Screwed.mp4

https://mega.nz/#!0GhmARZI!lV4QCQiwDrt18CWxgBz9K9mGFHSVZcmXWgaV-m53TOw

20160902 7NVidVmrXvQ The Morning After The Rage Before.mp4

https://mega.nz/#!JCZUjaCa!qdec7oqw95VrugMS8op8Z30iqX6n1_cX-h621VLNipk

20160610 GH4d7ssT5Y0 Curse my lust and undesirable body.mp4

https://mega.nz/#!dLQkBJTb!fCLVC4agaGdguzUsu1VgsUGHWI55Mkw7keRAEW3MCY8

20160816 Ovn1UGYf-0A The Daily Shoah Review.mp4

https://mega.nz/#!1X5WUShC!J9utdkqS-nscScXgqB5mMbOwbayXfjSd3YpyFw4255o

20150508 T6HRz8POu5w To any UKIP voters watching….mp4

https://mega.nz/#!NfwlBSCJ!eHCZnUHLM_FActkG7p_jhfSyPqTxi9fRWCBfvjOUlZg

20150919 WZ8a6q8z-Og Get rid of Guns.mp4

https://mega.nz/#!ECgFnaxb!PY2XDRYSoS2_N-szK-SrnfKJ5AzqG0nH5aaFVWzgdOQ

20170228 _VS6KSVy08I 4chan I Apologize Lets Bury The Hatchet.mp4

https://mega.nz/#!cXBUjRqR!or3SFY3vy5Nr8-EViUMvzRafh_Svr2FjmDTEoF0TZmM

20150503 f0VlKxA7NUw nsfw Thank you Youtube commenters.mp4

https://mega.nz/#!oX5FzahB!cNHrtb-VJcPopZ_CpUPnuLotlHEJ6fm29oXWU1NGhuo

20160817 pKuJqD2XZj4 Millennial Woes and Racism.mp4

https://mega.nz/#!RW4nwAZa!hGLXU9BXBd2Jj8CPYTHUiUvE0jKGbhaAvqyCu0Tynt0

20140106 qrXsqbukEeU The Anti-Critic 2014 trailer.mp4

https://mega.nz/#!BCgyDboA!qRzIihxAn8kMq9IwLUZQ11E7B5MHIaQy2JfpP6D_jPk

20160830 xO6D19voiZs Regarding The Podcast That Shall Not Be Named's Segment On Esoteric Jahanism.mp4

https://mega.nz/#!lWYUmBSK!EOreIpL4QrtWlaumSGKsMaopnKYY0VTTWqFjVH7bRXw

20160229 xyhfKexQDjM Responding to the bigotry of far right commenters.mp4

https://mega.nz/#!1TAgXaoJ!1qUJ7_yGZLaOzGtvNBdQFXYSZ_g0PYLqaMbHpCJKnig

>>286955

20170219 X Unknown title.mp4

https://mega.nz/#!0bRgmIYa!1EtvJEzH_lfCl8s0Mwe7bKQyady08qrUOqw-znIaJsM

This too, this was not the recent purge though. There are also some videos lost forever of very young Jahans.

inb4 Jahans ignores the new terrorist attack

>>287009

>5th pic

cancer, pure cancer

>>287020

he ignored the last one in London (the subway one) so probably. He'll probably make a vid on the Vegas attack though cuz "eebil wite mahn"

>wrote unsolicited torture porn of Laura K Dale and Jim Sterling

>handed said porn to Laura K Dale in person

What exactly happened with this? I keep seeing it mentioned here and he brings it up quite often in his videos but only in passing. What was the fallout from it?

>>287024

He explains it in the interview around the 2 hour mark. Iirc some people from the faceberg group he was a part of suddenly stopped talking to him. Gordo felt confused until a week later someone directly accused him of being transphobic.

>>287024

Jahans wrote a book in which Laura K Dale (randomly named 'Laura Queen of Butts' in the Jahanic text) becomes some feminist world-fuhrer via the help of an intergalactic alien slut or something and then imprisons 'the King of 4chan' and the British Prime Minister. I have not actually got to the bottom of this text, I stopped after an incredibly detailed scene describing how women painfully overheat and even catch fire in the process of being shrunk into slyphs. I can read his non-fiction and barely fictionalised political rants with some amused stoicism, but I just can't muster the energy to fully read most Jahanic fiction. Its just so dull being literally Jahans' speaking voice written down with no description or character, made amusing solely by sudden and inappropriate injections of Jahans' own sexual fantasies, references to his domestic life and Regulated Capitalist propaganda.

Jahans then presented it to her at some conference and got ostracised by the trannies he so desperately seeks the attention of. I think I've worked out Jahans. Autistic Neckbeard types like himself in the late 00s early 2010s, thinking their perverted hobbies normalised by corporate popularisation of 'nerd culture', all aspired to this contrived 'educated English eccentric' identity. SJWs perceived the weakness in this identity and rabidly attacked them as ciphers of a huge patriarchal/racist system beyond the scope of autistic understanding. Stripping them of their desperately desired individuality, which for autists is an existential crisis. As a response to this all these types either went down two paths, in Jahans or Jim Sterlings case they become maniacal defenders of SJWs and White Knights seeking endless concord and recognition with SJWs so as to regain their identity, not realising this will never happen and they are wilful dupes. The others start watching Sargon of Akkad clips and if they continue far enough end up on /pol/.

>>287064

>Florida Gators

Why??

>>287075

I wondered the same thing.

FRESH NON-CONFRONTATIONAL JAHANS

>>287080

another muslim attack: video asking for "time to mourn our dead", 15 minutes

another mass shooting: straight into the thick violent americans, 1.5 hours

>>287075

Because his ass smells like a swamp?

Then again, Chris has a Buffalo Bills blanket so I'd imagine that they both got it from a thrift store.

>>287080

Why does he seem to think that the British armed forces are small and shit?

>>287087

I mean, it is an island full of ginger manlets.

>>287077

His best short videos are gone now so any newcomers will have to sit through massive autistic monologues for a few funny moments, it was easier to get into him when he had short funny rage fuelled rants to ease you in. He also doesn't seem to have the manic energy in his newer videos, he is still mentally ill but it's not as funny as it used to be.

His best videos where he really rages need to be re-uploaded so that new people can get a feel for him.

>>287105

>25 minutes

<Fuckers, if I didn't have my morality you would be dead!

>>287105

Those vids can't be reuploaded to youtube though, Jahans can take them down.

>>287159

This, he's said in the past that he deliberately makes old videos private (and doesn't delete them) so he can prove his copyright in taking down re-uploads.

>>287159

>>287162

Couldn't they be left unlisted and just linked in these threads as recommended viewing? He's mentioned 8chan before but I doubt he's a regular here.

>>286948

Did we know Jahans got a job back in 2014? What was it?

>>287228

He was gathering carts at a grocery store, IIRC. He quit after a few hours, despite his boss literally begging him to just keep trying.

>>287105

Has he hidden or deleted any more videos? If so, I do another diff against the Multiversal Jahanic Archive and upload them.

I found this

https://vid.me/jahansdown550

>>287233

Thanks for that link. I've been itching to watch some classic Jahans but I didn't want to download them.

>>287230

i believe he was also offered a till position so he could stop whinging about muh legs. of course he regularly says there's no point getting a job now because of automation so for that reason alone at least he would never work a till

>>287249

So the results are in, it seesm: Jahans is the only person who has ever managed to fail a Rorschach test.

>>287242

Oh shit, I forgot he was offered to work a cash register, but he refused and quit anyway.

How much do you want to bet he literally said "There is no point. Automation makes it pointless." and then waddled off dramatically.

Speaking of waddling off dramatically, what caused him to saddle off from his mother and then injure his wrist? Did he trip over his feet or…?

>>287264

You know, did Jahans ever think that the government wouldn't just outright get rid of his welfare and replace it with UBI that would very likely be less than what he gets now? Everything I've heard about UBI indicates that it is meant to supplement income not replace it.

It all just sounds like something lazy people say to justify being lazy. Funny he does that as finding ways to justify being lazy takes fr more effort than it does to nut up and go get a job.

>>287301

It’s a weird, idiosyncratic misspelling/mispronunciation of “farce”. Apparently he saw the phrase “farcical nuke” somewhere and fucked up trying to imitate it, it’s as stupid as it sounds.

>>287264

Most supermarkets in the UK now have self service check outs. They are a far from perfect and do need an attendant to ensure that some jammy bugger isn't putting a wide screen television through as 1kg of cob rolls. Full automation is a long way off. Jahans is just one of the those pseudo intellectual idiots that think it's less humilating to claim disability benefit than have a shit job. His benefit is about £75 a week. He could easily earn double that pushing shopping trollies around a car park.

>>287307

>He actually has a sort of interesting backstory, but like anything original or interesting in the Jahansverse, it's buried under complete shit and terrible writing.

So he should publish it for "young adults". Have you a chapter in twilight? Fucking horrible

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>>287312

You need to read the bottom of this image again.

>>287029

"Lucy" (named after one of his hamsters) is injecting someone with cum, piss, shit, tears, spit, blood and vomit. Not sure what kind of schools you want to teach this in.

>>287325

No one teaches Twilight in schools. Starship Troopers is pretty messed up and it was sold as young adult. He would need to edit out or only allude to what’s injected. If he really wanted to sell it he could probably find a way. Trash sells.

>>287332

His books have flimsy plots draped around extensive scenes of sexual cannibalism.

You could read some of the threads or something.

>>287301

Jahans says it comes from misspelling 'farcical nuke' as a boy. As I understand it he's basically a self-insert crossed with the tenth doctor that becomes so blatant sometimes the Greatest Farshnuke is just Jahans frozen in time at 15.

>>287332

Hmmm. A lot of trash does sell but not trash on the scale and eccentricity of the multiverse canon. For example, The Keithian Chronicles are trash but at least have characters doing things with some description. The Jahanic Mysteries are basically what would happen if someone wrote fiction entirely based on television programs which is convenient because that's exactly what Gordo did. Its huge chunks of reported dialogue written exactly as he would speak them in the Jahanic Sermons its basically just his average youtube lecture written down with no real description and a plot revolving entirely around Gordo's sexual fantasies and Regulated Capitalist ethics. With occasional Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy tier fourth-wall breaking 'satire' of the sort of 'lol randomz!!1' type that people stop finding funny around the age of 11.

Most teenage fantasy shit is written like this and built on sexual fantasies and self-inserts, but the successful authors are at least able to partially hide this with a plot capable of engrossing the average 13 year old. Jahans lacks the subtlety and commercial instinct to do this. It isn't, as he says, that he has a 'women problem', he has a people problem, he has resoundingly zero knowledge of average human behaviour. The good bits of Jahans writing is how his extreme lust and paraphilias gives an amusing level of detail to certain concepts and scenes like the sylphs. And his one vaguely original device of combining a bunch of colloquial sayings into extended metaphors.

Ironically I think that if it could be produced as a parody film of 2010s 'Nerd Culture' scifi and a satire of the kind of person who writes them the Multiverse would be a roaring success. It has huge comic potential. Everything's there. The blatant fan service and sexualisation hypocritically layered by fawning social justice progressivisms. The tactical product placement (but made absurd by the fact its for stuff like squash and ginger beer instead of doritos or coke). The unoriginality and smarmy references to aged nerd culture from past eras. The pretentious attempts at 'philosophy'. The badly injected pseudoscience…

Off-topic but where is Keith's work? I just started to get into jahans and I'm impressed the family and him has not sued the doctor that gave him testosterone in a non-controlled environment, since it seems to me he was a minor mess without it and became a gigantic monster when he got it.

Or how he is not locked up in a mental hospital.

>>287374

http://peatmore.com/

This is the library of Keith's work. In contrast to the surrealist spiritual revelations of Esoteric Jahanism, Keith writes stoic realist fiction in the tradition of the great English writers who he matches if not surpasses: Dickens, Jane Austen, Trollope and EM Foster. I was looking over an extract from Keith's fiction and it seems a prophecy aimed at Jahans, like the Old Testament prophesises Jesus, where George Cogrill is hauled before his aunt and berated for wasting his life shitting his pants and doing nothing with no job or achievements aside from his beloved mill at 35. I wonder if when Jahans reaches that age, Keith will provide a similar injunction.

>>287374

Also

https://peatmore.wordpress.com/

>over a year since he announced the wordpress

>still no wordpress-nuke

>>287475

Does actually exist but so pointless I haven't even bothered linking it in OP.

https://farshnukeblog.wordpress.com/

Anyone have Gordon's email

>>287525

>It's like a homeless man shouting at a park bench.

Embed confirmed for black first monarch-aryan Jahans from an alternate reality in the Multiverse™

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>>287554

He's gonna break our fingers-nuke!

>>287554

> I'm healing

> I'm a 25 year old man posting 2 hour rants on youtube in my bathrobe and looking like I havn't bathed in weeks

It's yet another recap video in which he repeats himself for the 500th time.

It's interesting, his social media used to consist of dozens of clickbait-y SJW and lefty links posted every day, from Mic, the Guardian, the Independent and others.

Now? Almost nothing. Like his videos, his social media use has degraded into a monologue of Jahans' profound insights into… himself. CWC has the largest wiki ever created to document one single individual, but Jahans seems to be, day by day, creating his own Encyclopedia Jahanica.

>>287554

In this vid he says he's going to walk around the country. He probably saw a programme on telly about someone doing the same. Of course that means

✔ can't get a job bickers circumnavigating England

But it's a worrying development in my opinion. That kind of talk of essentially being homeless and wondering around like a hobo is quite dangerous. He mentions how he's lost everything and this apparent rejection of all structure and normal societal functioning seems like something someone would say before topping themselves. He hasn't got the money to do it either so it's highly impractical.

>>287573

>yet another recap video in which he repeats himself for the 500th time

Yep. This is the first one I've watched in a while bickers I just got bored of him.

>>287718

Its Smiley whose thread is now cyclical. Rejoice and discuss the latest cocks and Christian demonology inside it.

fresh

for anyone not getting into Jahans this helped me allot and now I'm fascinated by the monster Jahans.

>>287841

>Freedom Of Speech Is Import…

>This video has been removed for violating YouTube's Terms of Service.

Oh, the irony! Was this Jahans' own video? Why would anyone remove it? Does anyone have a backup?

>>287554

>-18 min:

>About –sigh– about the same time the president got elected after saying in a presidential debate that he had a big penis, I discovered that I didn't

This is gold! This is pretty much him saying he has an inferiority complex towards Trump and the right.

What's in Jahans' suspended vid?

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>>287862

I have a copy of it on a different computer, will upload in about 12 hours if nobody else has by then.

>>287852

Are the Jahans vlogs too extreme for youtube?

>>287856

>Did he make it up?

Probably. I watched a video where he talks about British history from the roman occupation onwards and there was so much false information in it that he thought was correct. It was funny but it made it clear how misinformed he actually is.

>>287872

Two in a row? Is he flagging them himself?

>Why is he lying?

Perhaps he knows that having your stuff (falsly) flagged for copyright strikes is universally hated, while leftists (the demographics he wants to impress) don't mind anti-hatespeech rules ("terms of service").

He also probably doesn't want people to think that where there's smoke there's fire, and that he has returned to his old, anti-feminist, tranny-scaring self.

If he did it himself, he might have chosen to report it for violating YouTube's terms of service, rather than for copyright, because trolling copyright law like that might be illegal.

>>287884

he didn't burn the flag he just ate it.

>>287887

So much for his diet, the fat bastard.

>>287892

THE BARSHNUKE RISES

He claims he's gotten 3 strikes and

> I am angry. I am also tired and defeated.

http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.co.uk/2017/10/the-end-of-my-time-on-youtube.html

>there's literally a wordfilter for because

Making me because tbqh

Maybe Gordo thinks if he changes his youtube name he'll evade the censors.

This is what a chessmaster looks like lads

http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.co.uk/2017/10/the-end-of-my-time-on-youtube.html

EMERGENCY JAHANIC COMMUNIQUE

<But no more videos, not unless I can share them to a very select group of vetted members.

I think this would allow for interesting trolling possibilities tbh Jahanism may be revitalised yet

>>287899

He's whiter than Jahans, and gets more blond chicks too.

>>287872

Now the question is what is the actual cause of this sudden chimpout?

>>287912

I'm tempted to say Jahans reported his own videos as some scheme to gain sympathy from this imaginary non-Nazi audience but this overestimates the complexity of Gordo's thinking.

>>287915

You're the second person here to suggest that. Printing out and eating a flag is pretty grandiose so maybe he did. Until someone uploads a backup of the last vid I'll reserve judgement.

Thinking back to the "Still Healing" video again, he did also make vague reference to some plan to make money which would allow him to go on his walk of England. Maybe this is all part of it. He said it was a secret and he wasn't going to tell anyone about it apart from people he trusts.

>>287926

He never gets any retweets and barely any likes on any site so it's really delusion of him. He must think the few people he talks to online are real and not trolls.

>>287926

>3 patreons

He has 3 patreons but only recieves $2 each month. I didn't even know that was possible.

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>>287856

Yeah, I'm guessing Jahans has never read Orwell in his life. Maybe Animal Farm in school. He picked it up like everything he knows from incidental chatter by Star Wars nerds on a podcast.

>>287955

A /devilish/ idea I've been toying with as cocks dries up is posing as a feminist to try and get Laura K Dale to write an article about Jahans 'calling him out'. She has recently become editor of kotaku UK and has an open mailbox. Open enough for her to pay attention to random trannies who email her about her hair. I originally thought about first posing as some boutique production company to Gordo himself offering to produce one of his films and then pose as a leaker to Laura from the emails but I can't find Jahans' email. Regardless, I think if it was phrased the right way an attention hungry tranny could easily be incited to 'call out' a misogynistic 'alt-right figure' like Jahans. But it all came off as a bit 'cold calling Chris Chan' to me so I've yet to do anything.

>>287962

I doubt Jahans would be acquainted with Beginnings though, Orwell's point would be more likely to have been referenced in the very limited cultural sphere with which he is acquainted

>>287981

but he has a neovagina. he's a woman as long as he keeps dilating it to keep the gash from healing shut

>>287983

Just ask Jessica Sideways.

>>287985

But he hated being misgendered for most of his life. Also he's proud of being physically intimidating since he started with the testosterone. Gordo may have developed a genber bender fetish lately but I don't see him going tranny at least for the next 2-3 years

http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.co.uk/2017/10/revenge.html

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!11111!!

Can someone check to see if Adam is OK?

>>287994

Archive this shit, I suspect it's going to go away

http://archive.is/nXVz5

> Godwinson admitted everything at his trial. He was sentenced to death by gassing.

GASSING

>>288017

> He wants me to kill you

Harsh

> to rape you

That's awful, Alex

> to turn you into a woman

lol he thinks being a woman is on par with being raped and murdered?

>>288001

Edgelord alert lol

>>288001

Thanks, lad. Let's see if we can get him to eat burn a Quran or something.

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>>287962

If so, it's Ironic, because "Beginnings" is almost only quoted by right-wingers (in the form of the slightly modified version "The Wrath of The Awakened Saxon"). Furthermore, it speaks about the national character and virtues of the English, so it's inherently nationalistic.

>>288001

He's repeating right-wing mantras of free speech being important while tearing up and eating, the fat fuck, an American flag. I think the point is that we should hear our anti-snowflake mantras repeted back to us while being offended by the desegration of the flag.

It didn't work too well, though, it took 1 fourth of the video before I even realised he expected me to feel offended.

I mean its an implied consensus here but it still needs to be said its weird how Jahans thinks Nazis and Fascists and racists would be particularly upset about tearing up the flag of the United States.

>>288059

If any of you aren't in the Jahans Discord by the way, Black Adam himself has been posting his reactions to all of this. He also has been in what appears to be a lengthy email conversation with Jakes where he says that he will flay Adam alive.

>>288060

POST SCREENCAPS

>>288060

where is the jahans discord

>>288046

>Jahans thinks he is offending his made-up "Nazis"

It sort of makes sense that he thinks his own audience is far right or "Nazi" since his spat with the Daily Shoah, and he's not 100% wrong.

He thinks that the American Republican Party is the Alt-Right. He looks at TV and sees conservatives being offended by niggers getting uppity and insulting them and their flag opressed African Americans fighting for their very survival. Since Republicans=Alt-Right, this means that the right wing, free-speech loving part of his audience are offended by the NFL.

You seem a bit more moderate than I, but (although I'm not American) I'm an avid watcher of both The Daily Shoah and Fash The Nation. Neither one of them have ever said a negative word about the NFL protests, they've only ever talked about their positive, pragmatic consequences. Red Ice also released a video called "Why I Support the NFL Protests".

>>288059

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He's really getting worked up in this video. He was the same in "Still Healing", I think.

At 4 minutes:

>"You are crazy, you are … like this is litterally the strawman version of the bad guy you put in your fucking movie because we don't have time for nuance."

How many times can he claim that his detractors are litteral strawmen before he realises that they actually are.

>>288075

I'd agree with that. I was listening to an interview with the leader of the Nordic Resistance Movement (biggest Nordic National Socialist movement) on "Conrad och Ingrid" (Swedish conservative podcast) the other day. I was surprised over how moderate they were. For example, their vision for society includes mandatory, binding plebiscites before the government makes large changes, they don't belive the holocaust happened (as described) and think it would be horrible if it did, and I know since previously that their deportation policy only affects people who immigrated after 1985.

Even if we actually were nazis, we probably wouldn't be what Jahans describes.

>>288077

The European left is actually pretty anti-Israel, it would be better with a rainbow-flag. But even so, I think you might be missing the point: he didn't eat the American flag as a pro-free speech stunt, he ate it as an anti-free speech stunt.

>>288080

Looking at their website it's 1975, not 1985.

>>288080

where does he see non-whites being denied freedom of speech? because of the backlash from kneeling?

i hope not, that would be annoyingly hypocritical when you consider alasdair also parrots the left wing line about freedom of speech not meaning people can't criticise you or fire you for what you say

>>288080

Why the fuck does it sound like he thinks North Korea is totally innocent and doesn't deserve the shit it gets?

What was the point of changing his name to Alasdair Jakes when he still uses the daft Farshnuke username everywhere.

>>288097

Bickers it's his "brand". Knowing Jahans, this new name won't last long though.

>>288089

Protip: North Korea has shit his pants and done nothing wrong.

>>288097

Jahans views himself as some sort of Doctor Who-esqu Byronic anti-hero, and his constant name changing and love of the word "morality" is just an extension of that. In lieu of physically regenerating he, in his mind, regenerates his personality. It's odd because CWC puts a similar importance on the power of names.

>Alex Jahans: The young bullied boy WHO SURVIVED.

>Gordon Jones: The would-be normie.

>Alexander Gordon Jahans: The testosterone fueled, "deep thinking", Youtube video-making monster we know and love.

Who the fuck now what Alasdair Jakes will be. I'll take a stab at it and assume, because Jahans has been talking about traveling around the country and Alasdair Jakes sound like the name a pulp action hero would have, it's masculine world-traveler Jahans.

Good to see him producing lulzy cocks again. I was starting to think he was losing his touch.

All Good

But is it though? Not sure if I like these short videos.

>>288107

Anybody got a link to the Discord? I was in it before it collapsed.

>>288299

idk brother, we've already had 3 out of the 11 archived threads infected by discord autism, these fellows make an excellent point though.

>>288060

Fuck off Adam.

nouveau bloggage

http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.com/2017/10/the-march-of-progress.html

>>288375

<I can’t stop writing submissive women, even when I’m trying super hard to be progressive.

Jahanskes is truly a unique case. Writes cannibal porn under his real name, then apologizes obsessively for it, over and over again. At least de Sade wasn’t such a coward.

>He also treats his mother and especially his father (the only people keeping him alive) like utter trash and is completely without remorse about it.

The bloggages show perfectly just how egomaniacal he is, each one is full of "I" and "me" every five words.

Can anyone confirm if this is new or a reupload?

What did he mean by this

>>288531

KINO-NUKE

>>288531

this pure adulterated kino.

>>288531

>EsotericAdam

I say he'll run away again by the end of December.

>>288556

I hope he won't.

I mean for fuck's sake, at least leave your channel up just in case someone wants to watch your videos or in case you feel like coming back to it in a few months.

>>288382

He'll probably never change but one thing that would help him is dropping this whole "submissive" excuse. He's a cannibal fetishist who gets off on torture and murder. That simply has nothing to do at all with "submissive women" as any sane person would understand it. He has to face up to the fact that his interest is actually completely immoral, evil and something he shares with actual serial killers. The cocks of his stories, videos and posts are grounds to have him sectioned and some may be classed as extreme pornography under UK law, making them illegal. Jahans is sitting on a metaphorical time bomb here.

Perhaps he knows all this and he's simply lying. However as his only shitter/faceberg audience is us it does seem like he's trying to convince himself rather than the outside world.

>>288531

That was good. Lots of decent clips with a good structure. Here's another Jahans doc I found from the comments.

Alexander Gordon Jahans Generator

Sentence structure: [prefix] [main sentence] [middle] [side sentence].

Prefixes:

- Well basically…

- You see…

- So basically…

- Yeah, I suppose…

- Yeah, well…

Main sentence:

- Bickers I [action]…

- it's because of school

- I'm not farshnuke

- I am farshnuke

- I started [thing]

Middle:

- I mean…

- So then…

- Bickers of that…

- So therefore…

Side sentence:

- I did [thing]

- I'm not gonna do [thing]

- It's because of school

- it was my parents' fault

>>288531

a video no one else would have or could have made.

Well done Adam. I'm going to call you a fag if you delete fucking everything again, but not until then.

Reminder to self to add it in the next OP.

I think I found Jahans plebbit but It has not been in use for 5 months. https://www.reddit.com/user/Farshnuke/

Sorry for double posts but looking at several results on just farshnuke and farsh-nuke on jewgle. I started to realize I've become obsessed when it come to Jahans. Just how in the fuck can you spend over a 1000 hours on Skyrim?

http://steamcommunity.com/id/farsh-nuke

Also it looks like the forum he used when it came to hamsters was hamsterhideout.com he is inactive on that forum.

Also he is a tumblr user so no wonder he has had those political views.

https://farsh-nuke.tumblr.com/

His photobucket, not sure if it's old or new but it seems like he is making something.

http://s731.photobucket.com/user/farsh-nuke/profile/

Before the new and cool blog he shatpost here when it came to his fiction.

https://www.writing.com/main/portfolio/view/farshnuke

I'm sorry if nothing of this is new but I'm truly fascinated.

https://socialblade.com/youtube/user/farshnuke

>>288687

Sadly there's not much nectar to be found there. His lulziest social media account is the OKcupid one.

>>288711

I got into it by playing the embed in >>287844 in the background while doing other stuff.

>>288712

I don't necessarily trust Adam as an accurate source

>>288718

>>288720

Adam looks like a normie and seems to have a normie life but he's the most autistic person I know, even more than Jahans. I don't trust him.

I don't really understand what a Farshnuke is or whay it means. Very unusual name.

>>288718

I just read choice world http://archive.is/4L1Rh for the first time.

As I went through it, I copied all the examples of lack of choice I could find (the offending phrases are in bold):

>“Oh that’s Lucy” said Frederick casually “She’s my pet Sylph'''”

<Men and women of all shapes and sizes and colours wlked past, he saw half a dozen blue skinned people and even a gorilla in a businned suit walking a scantily clad woman on the end of a leash.

>“Welcome to a world where discrimination does not happen”

<The nurse nodded and left the reception “Look, I accept that you have authority but I really am very busy.”

>The nurse smirked “She wasn’t asking to hire me.She was asking to buy me whole sale. She said she could make it so I never aged, never needed sleep or food. I would never get tired, never get ill. She would mass produce me and provide me to hospitals, I could even go back to my community. And she would really buy me. Donate an insane amount of money to the charity or charities of my choice.”

<“The Bam-Kursh is an expert on making toys. She knows exactly how to make it happen and then she uses a deep scan of the kind you might use in quantum teleportation to precisely replicate the toy in question and mass produce them.

>The nurse said “People who provide for the society but don’t live in it enough to gain the benefits of it have the right of renewable freeness. If someone with that badge wants anything from society that is easily renewable then they have but to ask.”

<Frederick grinned “Naturally since Nurse Joy is a very renewable resource I get her for free. You can have her if you like?”

<The nurse glared at him “I have work to do.”

> “The Denizens of Choice are each granted a universal basic income which is enough to live comfortably on. If they pursue any kind of productive passion that provides a service to others then they get extra. This money invariably accrues massively in the hands of an elite minority who are then julayed with massive rates of tax but being part of the high tax barrier grants them access to the societies special resources and so despite being effectively taxed to the point of having a reasonable income their contacts allow them to do things the common people can’t.”

<“Regulated Capitalism” said Max “I like that.”

Some of this I can grant him. I can for example admit that selling yourself into slavery arguably does not infringe on your consent. I can also grant him that you could argue that clones and children of slaves are property of the slave owner, since he made them using his own labor and property. So I don't necessarily think the mass-produced sylphs are examples of deprivation of choice, at least if we go by NAP ancap rules, as suggested by your Molyneux pic, rahter than Jahans' socialist ideas of consent. I still would like to know what happens if a master wants to do something to a slave she doesn't want to happen.

Some other things are, however, clearly not consensual. How is taxation consensual? If I start a business, how is regulating that consensual? The Farsh-Nuke appears to have some sort of official position, and has a badge that gives him authority over others, which by definition is non-consensual. The Farsh-Nuke tries to give Max a Nurse Joy against her consent – is he allowed to do that?

It is also a world without discrimitation? What if I want to discriminate? I'm sure Jahans thinks that only dang-dirty Nazis would like to discriminate, but the story says that choice world doesn't discriminate in admission:

> Max said “You have vampires? What kind of utopia has vampires?

>

>“One that doesn’t discriminate said Frederick then he sighed

So there surely must be at least a few Nazis (especially since Jahans thinks the world is full of them).

>>288721

Farsh-nuke or Farshnuke is Jahans in the beginning but later on when Jahans started to make his universe and not understanding the multiple universe theory, the farshnuke changed into a god/old one but in dr who form.

That is what I've come to understand at-least, I might be wrong.

>>288705

>hamsterhideout

If you look through the previous threads you'll see there are some posts about that. Fascinating stuff.

>>288721

>I don't trust him

He makes videos / podcasts about Jahans. It's not exactly something that requires trust boyo. Just enjoy his penis.

>Farshnuke

If I recall correctly Jahans said it was supposed to be some kind of retarded play on / misspelling of / Yorkshire accent mispronunciation of "farcical nuke".

>>288728

the reason I got interested was because he said on the forum in one of the threads that he bought 2 hamsters and he could hear them having a private moment. The female got pregnant and someone replied that he should separate the hamsters, in his words also admitting to being a NEET, he could use the hamster as a revenue-stream. Only later to say he is separating one of the hamsters.

But the problem with forums like those, are they can/will delete posts that are too offensive so even if he is admitting to stimulating the hamster there or doing weird shit, they will delete it because of bad PR could come onto the niche forum.

It's not like a parrot forum where you will have allot of laughing moments where the parrot bites the owner or fucking with the owner late at night, the bird owners want people to know that birds are basically hell, if you don't want to put up the time.

https://farsh-nuke.blogspot.com.uk/2017/10/what-is-capitalism.html

4 days and nobody mentioned this longass bloggage. Poor Alasdair thinks somebody cares about him trying to be an intellectual.

>>288732

https://farsh-nuke.blogspot.com/2017/10/what-is-capitalism.html

>>288730

wrt are you actually on about?

>>288734

This thread here.

http://hamsterhideout.com/forum/topic/43891-the-chinese-hamster/page-2

So the problem with these pet forums are, they will delete shit after awhile. Or what they think is offensive.

But forums for parrots/birds are a different story mainly because birds usually bite people for the first time/times and they are demanding pets. So you will read allot of funny stories about the pet owner going semi insane, when he is bit in the face and bleeding, or when the birds are waking up and screaming.

And the owners kinda want other people to know these birds are demanding pets. So in my comfy time I read up on parrot forums.

>>286954

Esotericjahanism.com has come back online

http://esotericjahanism.com/sermons.html

>>288730

>>288736

Do you own a parrot lad?

>>288767

kek on the ebook sales.

>>288802

I did own a 2 parrots for about 4 years, I gave them away since I did not have the mental capacity to have a macaw and an African grey.

>>288807

Sorry to hear that.

>>288807

>gave it away

Lad…Parrots are one of the few birds that actually develop a bond with their owners, you probably fucked his little mind up by giving him to somebody else.

>>288001

Why does he think anyone is going to be upset he tore some paper with the American flag on it? the only people who would be offended by that are boomer neocons

>>288813

I'm more optimistic so I think they are in a better place, also I do miss the birds. They could fly on command in the end.

>>288814

there is new Jahans kino vid related is from 5 days ago, what did he mean by all this?

>>288818

nice find

>>288821

You're probably right, they live for a long time so four years probably wasn't enough for them to get too attached. Can you ever let them outside or do you need to keep them indoors permanently? They would make a good pet but I don't like the thought of imprisoning them.

>>288827

you can walk with them outside for a walk but you need to have them tame. It's not hard to do but time consuming and you need to trust the parrot and the parrot needs to trust you. So he does not fly away, or try to fly away.

So when that trust comes you have probably been bitten in the hand or ears, also don't be scared of the beak of the bird sometimes like my macaw did was just holding one finger or two with his beak, and pump up and down his head so the foodbag could get some pressure so the food would go into the stomach. It was fascinating to just watch that process.

Also if you have long hair the bird might bite or just find it interesting to pull it.

>>288833 (checked)

He may have slightly higher IQ than Chris but not by much. Being the manchild he is, politics is the thing that makes Jahans feel "mature". Even if he never fully understands what he's talking about, at least he aspires to more than just watching cartoons.

>>288848

She has to be blond and submissive also.. When is Jahans going to become a serial-killer or be England's Ed Gein?

>>288859

Maybe in his 30s, maybe in his 40s, who knows. But one thing is certain: he will try to taste human (female) meat before he dies.

A lot of serial killers display signs early on but nobody notices until it's too late. Now in Gordo's case these signs are 100% clear and evident. For how much longer will he get away with it?

>>288877

In my pure speculation he will hold on until he gets caught doing it. The scary thing or the disturbing thing is when people just look at him as a social retard since there is allot of fucked up things on the internet and Jahans is just one of many, he ultimately could start small like a kid, or he will just hire a prostitute for that purpose.

For now he does not have the money or the means to hire a prostitute.

>>288889

That's funny, too bad I didn't do that.

>>288949

That is the smart thing Jahans is doing making the vids you want to watch an hour and some minutes long and one piece of fiction of the multiverse is a semi long read.

Do you think the Police that potentially monitors him, have the time to go trough Jahans fiction and long pauses in his vids and the screeching?

Also I'd like to point out that prostitution is consensual also what >>288951 said about the deep fetish of eating flesh from blonds.

>>288958

I guess it's bickers he knows this is his only legacy. He's given up on his dream of writing for the BBC, and also on his dream of becoming a popular reviewer and letsplayer.

Also keep in mind that Gordo dramatizes every moment of his life in the bloggages. The Adventures of Alexander Gordon Jahans has everything.

>an antihero and his alter-ego the farshnuke

>survival

>Dr.whoesque morality

>betrayal

>redemption

>revolution

>evil religious cults

And of course everything must fit with his narrative of constant victimization. First dad, then the bullies, then trannies, then UKIP and EVEN NATZIS! Poor Alex! The world is against him. This is his true magnum opus, more than any of his canibbal porn stories.

>>288958

I said it was the smart thing Jahans is doing, it's not a deliberate thing. But I would speculate that he likes his drama out there so people can see and hear, it's for attention he likes that aspect of it. If it's not for attention why bother? The minor sperg-outs in those moments are for questioning his work, I think he has a bigger dominance fetish than people are really lead to believe.

>>288990

From my impression it seems like a typical dominance play since the subject has to be submissive from the start and the loop-hole that is the consent is just a loop-hole.

It's semi romance but it's sadistic if you put logic into it, since the person is consenting to be eaten while being hypnotized to say yes. and they are turned into smaller version of themselves.

So the act of eating is the romance and dominance part.

>>288587

he did watch it, hes just pretending not to enjoy it

>>289045

>This eventually moved onto real life women as the testosterone kicked in.

I don't agree with this bickers his "weird fetish stories" go back to at least 2013, long before the testosterone injections. I think his early porn wasn't as graphic but it already was paraphilic in nature. He also said in one vid that he isn't interested in genitalia.

We'll probably never have a clear picture of AGJ's sexuality during his teenage years though. The only thing we know is that it all started after watching Jaws as a kid.

https://farsh-nuke.blogspot.co.uk/2017/10/him-though.html

JAHANS, ALLY OF WOMEN!!!!!!!

>>289045

All of the pieces of the Jahans Question have been there for a long time though: his sick cannibalism fetish, his bouts of cruelty. We have far more of what he liked to consider "confessions of a weird kid" than examples from the last few years, like killing his goldfish to "make compost" and getting off his hamsters sexually.

> This is the man who yearns for the approval of women and other victim groups

lol some sites keep a list of scolding male feminists who have confessed to groping or harassing women, Jahans' beliefs are even more transparent and self-serving than theirs.

>>289045

I think the number one mistake some people make when thinking about Jahans is believing he is honest bickers he admits a lot of disgusting things. Jahans points out how honest and moral he is in almost every video. He's a liar though.

>Jahans is too much of a pussy

Almost all criminals based on a paraphilia are extremely ineffectual and powerless individuals. That total lack of potency is what causes them to target the weak and vulnerable. Do you think serial killers and paedophiles are brave or something? Do you think they have to be "alpha" or some stupid shit? In reality the bigger a faggot someone is, the more useless, the more pathetic, the more likely they are to go out and commit some atrocity. Just look at almost any serial killer, mass shooter, etc.

>This is the man who yearns for the approval of women and other victim groups

That's what he claims. But why does he not simply delete the fan fiction that caused the problems with the trannies? The answer is very simple: bickers he's lying, virtue signalling, self-flagellating, etc. It is so obviously disingenuous.

>Fantasies only move towards realisation after long periods without stimulus

Interesting claim, but not borne out by the histories of multiple serial killers. Total bullshit in other words.

>Jahans doesn't have the discipline for that

So according to your "logic" paedophiles who offend do so because they have the "discipline" not to download cp and then as a result of that go after real children.

>a great deal of his depravity is probably contrived to fit with his self-fictionalisation

It's the exact opposite. Everything he writes is clearly and obviously oriented around his depravity (his fetish) first.

>the fact Jahans has identified his own body as feminine from an early age

I'd like to see the evidence for this "fact".

Anon, it's really interesting to read different people's theories about Jahans but you have made the most inaccurate and naive post I've ever read in a Jahans thread, and I've been here since the first one.

>>289053

>I don't agree with this bickers

Exactly. That anon is 100% wrong.

Vintage Jahans in which he explains how sex in fiction is worse than death.

>>289103

In classic Jahanic fashion, 16 minutes and I have no idea what point is he trying to make.

estimate jahan's IQ

>>289085

Its not that they're alphas or brave. They are however impulsive and amoral. Jahans is a bumbling, perpetually calculating individual who in the event of ever planning such an assault would overthink it and lapse halfway through into trying to talk to his victim and get her to consent.

He does'nt delete his fiction because he enjoys the eternal trial of self-hatred and guilt and wants his sinful nature to be on permanent public display. Jahans is an autist and a narcissist, the public identity he fashions for himself is most likely a sign of genuine intent even if he utterly fails to live up to it due to incompetence simply because he lacks a theory of mind complex enough to conceive of lying and pretending to be something he isn't. Its the other way round m80 if Jahans were merely a cynical predator he would have taken the fiction down and made a single apology then got on. The fact he permanently grieves over it but has not realised or does not want to take it down shows he's just a bumbling autist or a guilt-tripper.

I may be wrong there then. Intuitively I'd think if you're masturbating every day as Jahans does the fantasies may advance and grow stronger but the need to act would diminish as you are now satisfied. But again. I'm wrong if that's the case with serial killers.

Just because his written fiction is based on his fetish that doesn't mean his fictionalising behaviour would not exaggerate that fetish.

Its not a particularly obscure point for most of his life he had giant tits and a soft, flabby body. He objectively had more in common with females than males. This may have effected him psychologically and the desire to consume beautiful women whom he envies could stem from this.

I'm just speculating tbh.

>>289141

It's time for you to move beyond the "Jahans said x therefore it's true" mindset, particularly when Jahans is trying to justify his sickening behavior. A great example of that is how he lies about being abus.ed by his dad.

>impulsive and amoral

Jahans is impulsive and amoral. His impulse is to write and jerk off to cannibalism stories, play skyrim and listen to shit podcasts. He is completely driven by those impulses with no regard for morality whatsoever. He ignores everything else like exercise, job searching, even tiding his room. He's like a drug addict in that regard.

The majority of violent crimes are the result of the offender feeling ashamed, slighted or rejected. They report feeling justified in their actions because of this. Did not Jahans go into a rage at this "boyfriend" for this exact reason? Did he not attack his dad? He received a caution from the police following that incident. He continues to believe he was in the right.

>He does'nt delete his fiction because he enjoys the eternal trial of self-hatred and guilt

No, it's because he thinks it's good and he doesn't want to destroy something that's his property. He has referred to it as his legacy and did a video will where he left the copyright to the shark trust.

>The fact he permanently grieves over it

He claims to grieve over it. He's a liar. You're being very naive here, which I don't blame you for by the way. Look, I'm not saying other people wouldn't come to the same conclusion as you, just that we've already been over all of this multiple times in these threads. He likes cannibal fetish shit so he indulges in it, just as he indulges in his juice and mints. That's it. Everything else is total utter complete bullshit.

>I'd think if you're masturbating every day as Jahans does

Unfortunately these people simply continue to escalate: trannies, paedos, sadists, supreme gentlemen, whatever. Your logic is faulty here I'm afraid. I wish you were right but sadly you're not. Jahans is already into illegal extreme pornography, and it will continue to get worse.

>most of his life he had giant tits and a soft, flabby body

You said:

>the fact Jahans has identified his own body as feminine from an early age

That is incorrect and what I was objecting to.

>He objectively had more in common with females than males

That is your opinion, not what Jahans has said or shown through his actions. Again you use words like "fact" and "objectively" incorrectly. It's far more accurate to say other people identified his body as feminine, and assumed he was female or feminine. Do you see what I mean? It's a really important difference. It's definitely true though that fucked him up severely.

>This may have effected him psychologically and the desire to consume beautiful women whom he envies could stem from this

Now this is actually interesting speculation.

New black Adam vid

An Englishman on Holiday

>>289174

The video was completely fair and based on publicly available information. This is how people like Jahans silence legitimate criticism, by calling it "trolling". Jahans knows the video is accurate and the majority of it is simply Jahans speaking his own words after all. What more proof does anyone need that he's a liar?

In my eyes Adam is respected documentarian amd internet journalist and to call him a troll is a despicable falsehood. Also notice the casual racism of the "Pedo Gonzales" comment.

>>289174

How delusional can he be to think that "4chan" (in fact just /pol/) blocked all mentions of him (they were just deleting threads really) because he's been spammed so much and not just #bickers one mod didn't like jahansposting?. How did he even found about that?

>an "attack" on the Jahans family.

We don't know what he refers to since he's always ambiguous on this kind of things. Maybe he's talking about altrighters that want to fuck his sister or (according to Jahans) threaten to torture his cat.

>>289199

>for the better part of a decade

Not really, pre-UKIP saga Jahans wasn't nearly as obnoxious about SJW shit as he is now. He does not only bickers he is intrinsically leftist, but also bickers he's trying to trigger us. ie. ignoring muslim terrorists, ignoring black crime, saying that less than 6 victims isn't terrorism bickers he compares it to Jaws, etc. Would Jahans say this if he had just 30 views like before that saga? We don't know. But he was certainly more moderate.

>Your wishful thinking is showing here, nigger.

What I meant was that the meme didn't took off. I've read that some fragments of vids got pretty popular on faceberg/twitter but that's it. As far as I know he isn't even featured in SJW cringe compilations. Also Gordo's ideologies stopped being a central topic and instead jahanism started focusing in more interesting aspects of the Prophet such as his sexuality.

>>289203

also forgot to add, classic Jahans didn't use the word nazi every 2 minutes and didn't wish death upon people with different opinions. Like I say it might be a mix of his "trolling" and mental decline.

>>289147

Jahans accurately represents many of the key traits of psychologically normal leftists. The (infuriating from anyone else) obsession with 'morality' without actually giving any argument as to what it is or why it exists and then waving away all criticisms as 'sociopaths' and other fictional categories. Most leftists are not actually all that different from Jahans in that they see politics as basically a story with themselves as the virtuous heroes and only villains or idiots for foes.

Catching up on the latest Adam, a few thoughts:

● Once again Jahans's disgusting behaviour is highlighted but I was really struck by how bitter he was towards his mom. I thought he only resented his dad so this was a shock. It looks like the only family member he likes is his sister but even then he doesn't like her being happy. When he talks about scaring her, do we have the context for that?

● I thought the idea to focus this on one event as opposed to the multiple incidents of the Sins of the Son video was a good move. It allowed Adam to talk about things without repeating himself. Plus Jahans's holiday was varied enough without skipping around a timeline.

● Another thing Adam brought to my attention which I wasn't aware of was Jahans pissing all over his feet as a form of dirty protest. Wtf?!? His videos really do require a deeper analysis because most of this stuff goes over my head on first viewing so props to Adam for taking the plunge.

● In many ways I did know the feeling of wanting to be away from a family outing just so I could return to my room. It was like a craving, video games were my life. But it's so stupid because it ruins real world experiences if you're desperate to get away from them.

● The quality of Adam's videos has definitely skyrocketed since the revival, he is probably better following a weekly upload strategy than the dilluted Gowinson model

>>289252

huh really makes the almonds grinding

>>289203

How Jahans would have developed without any trolling from the "Nazis" is a really interesting question. But he was always bound to attract trolls. It was inevitable.

What does "took off" mean though? Leftist symbols like AIDS Skrillex are obviously memes but he will be forgotten in time. Individual Jahans clips portraying him as a loony lefty got millions of views on kikebook.

>>289250

I have a sudden and robust urge to fuck her.

>>289250

How the fuck does the same womb that produces a 10/10 qt like her, produce a blob like Alex?

>>289422

Alex just got unlucky. I wouldn't say she's a 10/10 but she's cute and it's funny and sad to think that Alex could have been a relatively attractive guy if not for his fucked up genetics. I'm not familiar with his illness but not every defect is active even if it's carried in your genes, his sister probably has the potential to create a new Alex it's just that the odds of it happening are slim.

>>289427

>>289418

>anon fucks the sister

>anon's son is Alex junior

please don't make this happen

>>289422

The Hellen-as-Adulterer hypothesis would explain this.

>>289435

That could make sense, and explain his hostility to his father and sister, even - The cuckoo's hatchling does, after all, push the other hatchlings from the nest.

>>289449

That would concern Alex too. It would explain, why Keith is such a monster to him.

>>289452

>Keith is a monster to Jahans

Hi Alex.

>>289452

Hey Alex! First post?

>>289449

>The cuckoo's hatchling does, after all, push the other hatchlings from the nest.

except Becky gets along with Keith. The only black sheep here is Alasdair.

>>289449

kill yourself Alasdair

>>289462

If Keith and his daughter gets along, that shits his pants and does nothing to disprove what I said. The cuckoo's hatchling - The baby that doesn't actually belong - Is aggressive towards its "siblings" (his sister) and take advantage of the "parents" (Keith)

>>288889

>>289452

Project MIRTH posters identified.

>>289465

Still not thinking healthily, I see. In reality, the Lion (Keith) kills the spawn (Alex) of it's predecessor (unknown fornicator).

>>289464

It must have an esoteric meaning, like when jews change their names so that negative energies go somewhere else.

>>289489

has he ever explained why the fuck he would present that mentalist fetish fiction to someone irl?

>>289490

I don't think so, no. To my knowledge he's never answered the question "Jahans do you realise that was insane serial-killer tier creepiness?" He does go on about things being "safe, sane and consensual" quite a lot as a way to link his cannibalism to normal fetishes. Maybe presenting it publicly was a further way to normalise it. If everything is out in the open then it must be OK, that kind of thinking.

>>289489

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>>289183

He's actually attacked his family multiple times. Adam and /cow/ haven't done so much as lift as finger.

>>289250

>working at the London Aquarium

Does Jahans know this? Imagine the psychological repercussions.

>>289252

The way Helen, Keith, and Alex all look identical brings Milhouse's family to mind.

>>289427

Both his parents are hideous. She's the freak of the family. I'd give her an 8 desu

>>289538

Underrated. Though maybe the fact that he was getting short of breath and horny whenever she talked about her day at work is one of the reasons she feared him, aside from his theft of her barbies and using them as masturbatory aids.

>>289605

Nice to see you back posting here Adam

Question: Why did his family never notice their son never went through puberty? His voice never broke, he never developed body or facial hair and even if he's a fat NEET fuck he doesn't look like a normal male fat NEET fuck as opposed to a menopausal old woman.

Any theories on this?

>>289611

Its weird. Adam asked him about this in the Jahans tapes, but he just said nobody noticed. I don't believe that tbh. Then again, maybe many people in our deracinated age simply can't tell when a child is severely abnormal due to how much abnormality is normalised. It would be funny if there was some kind of Wasp Factory style plot behind it and Keith had been feeding him xenoestrogens from birth to get back at Helen.

>>289512

We are too nice to him tbh

>>289611 (Checked)

They did notice. Jahans complained about his mum wanting to get him checked out years before. He said she was mentally ill for suggesting he had a hormone problem. There is a post and webm about that in an earlier thread which I'm trying to find.

>>289614

Found it >>272296

>>289614

In other words, Jahans did not listen to his mum when she was worried about him.

Was it a part of his masterplan?

>>289616

He thinks everyone else is stupid and just a distraction from his daily routine. He's the most important and logical being in the multiverse so why would he listen to her? Her concerns were put in the same category as "tidy your room" and "do the washing up".

>>289621

This is a perfect explanation.

>>289621

for me its weirder that he finally decided to take testosterone injections at 23. Does anyone know how much time occurred between the diagnosis and the injections?

>>289631

>>289633 (Checked)

>GNP stands for Gas Niggers Party

Well I never knew that. Jahans continues to surprise me.

💋👌 supremely arousing

>>289629

You might enjoy this blog entry. Compared to his recent writing style/pathology it's like reading Hemingway.

http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.com/2014/11/the-irritating-presumption-of-gender.html

>>289614

>>289615

That explains it I think. Gordo probably chimped out at his parents everytime they suggested something is wrong and he should go see a doctor.

Not that just getting test injections would fix him, he'd need a shitload of behavioural therapy to approach "self-reliant human being" status.

fresh EsotericAdam kino

>>289951

great work tbh. It convinces me more and more that Jahans' fetish for extreme violence against women stem from his Kallman's Syndrome feminising his own body. Jahans had and still has a deeply feminine body but totally devoid of female grace or beauty. The sex change scenes in Laura Queen of Butts are telling, Jahans is in the strict biological sense, gender-confused. He hates women because they use the feminine features he has experience of, breasts etc, to gain approval and love while it only makes him outcast and ugly. He seeks to devour them to both destroy and come to terms with his own unstable identity.

The stuff about the Jim Sterling group is interesting new lore I had never heard of. Really the whole existence of this caste of people with absolutely no intelligence, learning or charisma who can build effective careers for themselves by dressing in children's clothes and speaking in contrived Received Pronunciation is a fascinating and depressing phenomena of modern life. These people desperately need to pretend to be intellectuals with the whole le ebin geek man persona because their actual cultural education is incredibly limited and 'Geek Culture' is in reality the most populist and normie-friendly medium in Current Year. But that's a wider trajectory. What's sad is how these clowns then convince every barely educated, bullied lardarse he can become rich by shitting his pants and doing nothing but rambling about his Warhammer collection and they inevitable fail. Jahans is screwed up for far bigger reasons, but he's an example. But at least Jahans has a fanbase of sorts…think of how Wallsallmatt must feel.

Jahans hasn't even gotten the full Social Justice treatment lol. This is just randos in the facebook page using SJW rhetoric to troll him. Imagine if the real tumblristas and goons went after him in a real mob for even a day.

>>289966

>apparently Adam's next one is going to be about Elliot Rodger

he should stick to gordo tbh so much has already been said and written about St Elliot while there is still much to be mapped and documented in the Jahansverse like his fictional universe, his politics, his university days where we have brief anecdotes of huge tension (people trying to set fire to him with deodorant spray) and his one sexual encounter. But adam will do what he wants his vids are quality.

>>289966

I wonder when Adam noticed he was going to be the next Ed Gein? I've got some theories about Jahans but it's more into the sociopath realm of thinking.

>>289967

I think it's a more simpler explanation onto how Jahans came into Social Justice, it's like the old term trolling but for retards, fetishists and genuine perverts.

The geek-thing was always pretty normal friendly, since you did not really need to read anything heavy, the most heavy thing would be comicbooks, now. Before you had to at-least read a science fiction or fantasy novel.

>>289951

Loved it. It's a complex topic but the way it's structured makes it much easier to understand and follow. It's accessible while not dumbing it down. Very watchable and edited well. Recognised a few /cow/ anon posts in the script too.

>>289967

>What's sad is how these clowns then convince every barely educated, bullied lardarse he can become rich by shitting his pants

>think of how Wallsallmatt must feel

Absolute nectar. I love to hate wallsallmatt and the whole culture of lazy as fuck youtubers. I hate all their fucking over the top mannerisms and stupid phrases, the gurning facial expressions, the rambling, the bullshit, the delusion, the unoriginality and how they copy like parrots. This vid is a good example. Why does he think anyone would want to ask him a question? Get to the point you fat fuck! His youtube channel is "picking up steam"? My fucking arse! The idea of wallsallmatt almost being jealous of Jahans is just so hilarious "I can't even" as they say.

<I want to be a famous Youtuber

That really sums up the whole problem. Not "make good videos", not "entertain people", not "share my passion for and explore x", no, it's just purely about being popular.

>so much has already been said and written about St Elliot

That's true but I would still watch it. There might be some analysis from a different perspective. A lot of vids about him were just the shitty mainstream media angle but repackaged. Also ER is linked into another lolcow which I'm currently into called EurasianTiger, so it interests me.

>>290029

There are several videos of Walsallmatt trooping around Dr Who conventions with a group of people about twenty years younger than him making vague leery comments. Sad!

>tfw you shouldn't laugh because all these people have more social interaction than you and the girl they're with is'nt even that bad looking tbh sadwojak.jepg

>>290034

Maybe you should go to nine world's geek fest next time then you could meet a nice girl who hopefully isn't Jahans in a wig.

I keep imagining wallsallmatts meeting with Jahans as something out of a gritty noir film or Hannibal lecter, Jahans, sitting alone in the convention hall, hissing and muttering to himself drooling over each rare sight of female flesh to pass him by, wallsallmatt approaches with cautious stoicism, plunks himself down and tersely begins to speak, Jahans responds in his usual manic sing-songy drawl his farshnukian eyes bulging from their sockets as splittle flies from the esoteric mouth

>>290029

>it's just purely about being popular.

The funny part is that they could get away with it, if they just invested a few hours into actually making and marketing quality stuff, or even just having friendly interactions with their audience. It really does not take much to gather a little crowd of followers on social media, nor does it take a lot of effort to learn how to do it, but these guys simply refuse to do the right things despite of wasting countless hours on their social media presence.

Speaking of TGWTG, I think his anti-critic era needs to be rediscovered. Jahans seemed a lot more enthusiastic, and he still had a chance to improve. He was like diferent person.

>>290054

Here's another version of his anti-critic thing. This one features his grotesque body horror tits.