All this fucking time, /cow/, all this fucking time.
I just don't know why the fuck you didn't listen to me. Why you just kept finding the neccessity to water the shit your saw on the ground thinking it will turn into a flower.
It's been five years now, FIVE FUCKING YEARS.
I can't blame you anymore for going out to find a new Chris-Chan, but what really fucked it up was how QUICK you expected this to bloom up to par with the cocks Chris produced.
YOU EVEN HAD A FUCKING ADFWIKI UP WITHIN A MATTER OF WEEKS.
None of it mattered though.
BECAUSE ADF WAS NOT FUCKING FUNNY! HE STILL ISN'T!
Nothing was going to turn him into the new Chris-Chan. How you couldn't see that, and couldn't see the sheer unfunny-ness in ADF is beyond me!
Now here we are, five years later, and just seeing any photograph or just thinking about ADF puts me in pure fucking rage.
I HAVE NEVER WISHED FOR SOMEONE TO NO LONGER EXIST FOR SUCH AN AUTISTIC REASON, BUT ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.
/cow/ since you're the fucking group that gave us ADF in the first place, I implore you. Take him away! Make a write-up, admit to all of us that ADF wasn't funny and how it was wrong to try to make him into the new Chris-Chan so quickly.
DO IT OR I WILL NEVER STOP SPAMMING THIS SAME THREAD EVERY FOUR MONTHS.
(GOD, YOU'RE PATHETIC)