No.1056146 [Last 50 Posts]
Seriously. What is wrong with him and how can we quarantine it?
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No.1056147
>>1056146
Sally always slutty
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No.1056148
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No.1056149
Is it possible for ken penders to be Chris-Chan real father?
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No.1056150
>>1056146
He keeps going despite numerous people telling him to stop.
Only God can save us from this autism.
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No.1056151
>>1056150
Can get Chris-Chan to fight him on twitter?
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No.1056152
>>1056151
>>1056149
Why bring Chris into this glorious self-induced train wreck?
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No.1056153
>>1056152
Too create a battle of autism.
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No.1056155
>>1056151
No, Chris is too grounded to fight Penders.
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No.1056156
What does it mean?
What does it mean?!
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No.1056157
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No.1056159
So how was the archie Sonic comics as a whole? Taking into account all of its highs and lows, how would you rate it and who would you recommend it to?
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No.1056161
Jesus Christ, what the fuck is wrong with this guy.
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No.1056162
>>1056161
Was he always this fucked up?
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No.1056164
>>1056149
For me he sounds like a slightly more sane Dobson.
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No.1056165
There he goes, digging his own hole as always.
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No.1056191
He never actually did anything with the Lara-Su Chronicles, did he? Just a lot of concept art? No comics, no games?
So he's a non-practising artist these day who only reserves his energies for pissing on the Web, like John Byrne?
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No.1056211
>>1056153
Now that would be a battle of the century.
>>1056191
I honestly had no idea Byrne was still around.
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No.1056213
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No.1056228
Wait so is his comic out yet or what's going on?
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No.1056243
>>1056213
If the comic is out let us storytime it so I can hate it in all its glory, otherwise I think these are just the same sample pages we've all seen.
I don't know if there's an actual issue's worth anywhere or just what we've got here, but I'm pretty sure there's never been an actual product.
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No.1056247
>>1056213
Is that Bill Cosby?
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No.1056279
>>1056247
I thought it was Mike Tyson.
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No.1056280
>>1056146
>Sonic may be fast, but Geoffrey was faster on the draw in that department.
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No.1056281
>>1056146
>a 13-year-old can marry someone in their 40s
I keep getting characters in my current Rome: Total War game that marry 12-year-olds, and it keeps giving me an erection, especially when they get "flaccid" traits, implying that they tried to have sex with their loli waifu but nothing came of it because
>implying 12-year-olds can easily have children
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No.1056282
>>1056279
>>1056247
Ya'll niggas seein shit. Racist motherfuckers. It's pretty obviously Jamie Hector.
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No.1056283
>>1056281
Either that or they found out that little girls aren't sexy, but then why didn't they wait to marry? Anyway, it's very annoying because my good generals are getting it too.
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No.1056284
>>1056155
>censoring
Where did you get these screenshots?
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No.1056290
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No.1056293
>>1056191
John Byrne still does work
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No.1056294
>>1056283
>>1056281
If I,Claudius was anything to go by, they'd marry twelve year olds, knowing that they wouldn't be ready for sex, so that people would stop pestering them about why they aren't married
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No.1056295
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No.1056300
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No.1056309
>>1056159
If you have the autism to stomach it read the entire thing, it is one hell of a ride. Best part of the comic I'd say is the start of Ian's pre-reboot run. Avoid the current IDW comics as nothing happens and its dull.
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No.1056331
>>1056309
Haven't IDW been put under some heavy restrictions by Sega?
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No.1056357
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No.1056393
I finally got a chance to post this.
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No.1056396
>>1056393
>plagiarized a Holocaust poem
What?
Please, explain that to me, anon.
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No.1056397
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No.1056400
>>1056155
Wait, is this guy claiming he created sonic? Or that he’s done enough for the franchise that he deserves the copyright?
Both of those are insane
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No.1056401
>>1056397
He could have at least tried to be subtle. I guess the word means nothing to him.
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No.1056404
>>1056400
He was trying to claim ownership of characters he created for Archie Sonic. This included family members of the SEGA characters that have designs that are too similar to count as an original design.
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No.1056409
>>1056401
It was real in his head.
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No.1056420
>>1056397
How out of touch with reality the guy must be to think this is a good idea.
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No.1056424
I can say with one hundred percent certainty
THAT I FUCKING HATE THIS FAT BASTARD FAGGOT WITH ALL MY HEART.
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No.1056426
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No.1056428
Penders is a fucking idiot.
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No.1056431
>>1056428
I mean that has the simple answer of We shoot you down with a gun.
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No.1056437
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No.1056504
>>1056146
>What is wrong with him and how can we quarantine it?
No, don't stop him. This shit's great!
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No.1056507
>>1056300
>Artwork Ken Penders 2015
JFC this looks like late 90s/early 00s computer graphics.
The whole artstyle just looks off. It's the Innsmouth look of drawing.
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No.1056508
>>1056146
Who's to say it's true?
I'm pretty sure he made up that "Sonic wasn't her first" claim for attention.
I'm not claiming it because I refuse to believe it, but because The Archie Comics are something I don't want to be ruined by such a blatant, most likely fake, confession by somebody who already ruined the comic once with a lawsuit.
I've seen a lot of autism in my lifetime, and it's like a woman's period. It's long, it's painful, you're angry the whole time, and you'll say the craziest things and make up the dumbest lies you didn't think would ever slip out your tongue…
Here's 3 cheers to knowing Penders fell worse than Frank Miller, and 2 more Cheers to knowing not all of his stories/claims/canons are true…
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No.1056515
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No.1056778
>>1056424
It's not often I can point at a single individual and say with absolute certainty "this person ruined something I cared about," but that is absolutely correct in Penders' case. Everything the man does causes me nothing but sadness and anger. Mighty will never get his little sister back.
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No.1056791
>>1056778
>tfw we'll never see the third Sonic Megadrive series thanks to Penders
When faggots talk about things destroying culture, Penders is that thing.
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No.1056793
Just take a look at all the mandates SEGA slapped on Archie after the lawsuit
>Sega-specific original characters are not permitted familial relationships unless already established (like Cream the Rabbit and Vanilla the Rabbit) with some limited exceptions (eg. Charles Hedgehog). ACP-exclusive characters (Sally, Rotor, Bunnie, Antoine) are permitted however.
>Use of Ken Penders characters or any of his content from the Pre-Super Genesis Wave are forbidden .
>Content from certain games are not permissible:
>-Metal Overlord from Sonic Heroes.
>-Black Doom from Shadow the Hedgehog.
>-All characters and content (with the exception of original Sega characters) from Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood.
>Archie Comics Publishing are forbidden to reference Sonic the Hedgehog: The Movie, Sonic Underground or Sonic X unless granted specific permission from Sega Incorporated.
>ACP is forbidden to using the character Doctor Eggman Nega unless specifically granted permission from Sega Incorporated.
>Sonic's home planet is no longer permitted to be referred to as “Mobius”, be it Light, Dark, Prime or otherwise.
>Only one Metal Sonic is permitted for appearance but no multiples.
>With the exception of the character Nicole allowing effected characters to remember the previous universe, these memories are forced to 'fade' and be rendered irrelevant.
>Character depictions such as Classic Sonic, Classic Tails, Classic Eggman or any other classic depictions of Sega's characters are not permitted unless permission is given directly from Sega Incorporated.
>Sonic is not allowed to “lose”. He can be 'put down' and experience hardship but is not allowed to completely 'fail'.
>Main and/or significant characters are forbidden in forming intimate or love-relationships. ACP-exclusive characters are permitted however (Bunnie and Antoine) but not with Sega's characters (Sonic the Hedgehog and Sally Acorn).
>Original Sega characters are to conform, stay conformed to their modern designs as of Sonic the Hedgehog #71. None are allowed to change or modify their existing wardrobe or wear any different wardrobe at all, regardless of the story context.
>Sega-exclusive characters cannot be "killed-off", whilst Archie-exclusive characters are not mentioned in this mandate, it remains unclear whether this rule may apply to them also.
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No.1056855
>>1056793
>>Original Sega characters are to conform, stay conformed to their modern designs as of Sonic the Hedgehog #71. None are allowed to change or modify their existing wardrobe or wear any different wardrobe at all, regardless of the story context.
They even forbid them from playing dress-up. now that's harsh.
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No.1056857
>>1056791
Only SEGA decides its fate and therefore whenever the collected edition would be published.
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No.1056875
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No.1056887
>>1056875
I would be severely disappointed if Chis doesn't do anything extremely stupid on the release of the movie.
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No.1056957
>>1056887
>I would be severely disappointed if Chis doesn't do anything extremely stupid on the release of the movie.
Like watch it?
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No.1057020
>>1056957
>Like watch it?
Like kill in Sonichu's name, Amen.
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No.1061601
>>1056793
No wonder it flopped after #290…
Not even a pozzed cuck would agree with those restrictions. I already didn't like post-reboot that much, but this just made me glad I didn't read it entirely…
That photo is amazing btw, imagine if Sonic actually had more of a chance to break down in the comic…
Lucky we have this I guess, It's better than nothing:
http://archiesoniconline.com/
And that rule:
>With the exception of the character Nicole allowing effected characters to remember the previous universe, these memories are forced to 'fade' and be rendered irrelevant.
That's cold as all living hell man!
And unrealistic to say the least. I always found it weird that Sonic wasn't the least bit emotional after his whole world seemingly got wiped out of existence, and he and a certain egg are pretty much the only survivors in this whole ordeal.
Talk about fucked up corporate standards…
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No.1061645
>>1061601
I just hope IDW doesn't have to put up with all these nonsensical shit that even Piggy Penders doesn't give a shit about.
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No.1061665
>>1061601
>Lucky we have this I guess, It's better than nothing:
WTF is that? Did Archie publish their last issues or did some fucker actually bother to continue the pre-shitty-reboot comics as a fanmade thing?
>>1061645
Reminder that Penders was so fucking spergy and Sega/Archie so incompetent that he even managed to screw over the games, get all mentions of Knuckles Adventure backstory liquidated and SC: Dark Brotherhood 2 cancelled.
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No.1061711
>>1056778
I'm still fucking mad to this day that Archie was so incompetent. The one time I wanted a corporation to fuck someone over and they couldn't even do that.
>>1056793
>people defend this
How? Penders is a faggot that took a lot of stuff too far but this is just a recipe for stagnation. Also I like seeing the protagonist lose from time to time, makes it interesting.
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No.1061719
>>1056793
>>1061711
You can't blame Sega for enforcing this shit on Archie. Archie proved they were horribly incompetent fuck ups who couldn't be trusted, and the fact that their fuck up even resulted in Penders having the ability to actually fuck with the games was fucking unbelievable. Archie deserved to get shit canned for their idiocy. This and their failure with Mega Man and Archie itself just shows that Archie comics are a bunch of retarded faggots.
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No.1062470
>>1061665
Somebody bothered to continue it. That's how much we love it…
>>1061711
>>1061719
Just like every company, it starts out great, but eventually they'll stop catching up with the times. That's when it starts going downhill…
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No.1062471
>>1061665
I'm from New Jersey, and Chris Christie is the King of Holland compared to this Pen-Head.
He wouldn't last a second in my neighborhood. Tell him to come down here and I'll gut him myself.
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No.1064070
I always knew that Sonic was a cuck.
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No.1066280
>>1056294
>If I,Claudius was anything to go by
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No.1066746
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No.1066779
>>1056146
If only Chris-Chan and Tamers teamed up and went super sperg to defeat Penders.
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No.1070775
>>1056146
I can answer this question.
1. A long-running franchise with many authors eventually turns into a fanfic of itself.
2. The stereotypical fanfic of Sonic is… Sonichu.
Put the two together and tell me what on those screencaps is a surprise?
>>1066779
Maybe it's better if they were locked in a 3-sided super sperg fight for all eternity.
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