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Anonymous 12/03/15 (Thu) 05:39:55 No.8245

Ask a Mellow Mushroom employee anything.

Anonymous 12/03/15 (Thu) 07:22:59 No.8246

Ask a what?

Anonymous 12/03/15 (Thu) 10:46:03 No.8247

>>8246

it's a corporate, hippie freindly chain in the USA, mostly around the southeast.

OP i don't need to learn how to sling shit dough.

Anonymous 12/03/15 (Thu) 16:40:49 No.8248

What is your function? What is your personal favorite pizza? Beer? How fucking gross is the kitchen in general?

Anonymous 12/04/15 (Fri) 01:14:44 No.8249

How many people who work there are constantly stoned?

I used to eat at one of your stores in downtown Denver semi-often and I definitely had some waitresses that were baked

Anonymous 12/04/15 (Fri) 02:13:52 No.8250

>>8249

>70's style cartoon mascot

>mellow

>mushroom

>glazed over eyes

Everything about that logo says, "marijuana enthusiasts welcome."

Anonymous 12/04/15 (Fri) 05:16:11 No.8251

>>8250

And why shouldn't they be? It's only natural for a business to cater to their best customers.

Anonymous 12/05/15 (Sat) 04:51:17 No.8257

>>8251

DUDE WEED LMAO

Anonymous 12/06/15 (Sun) 03:29:14 No.8265

>>8257

man these fedoras who think they're hot shit for pointing out weed references are really annoying

Anonymous 12/06/15 (Sun) 13:28:53 No.8267

Question to OP

>How often do you get stoners coming in with mad munchies?

>Worst experience overall with costumers?

>bratty children horrorstory?

>best prank pulled on a costumer?

>best prank pulled on a co-worker?

Anonymous 12/09/15 (Wed) 05:20:28 No.8293

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>tfw I've only gone there with the munchies

Anonymous 01/06/16 (Wed) 04:54:22 No.8542

>>8265

BRO MARIJUANA HAHA

Anonymous 01/08/16 (Fri) 00:41:41 No.8556

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>>8267

Not OP but am a pizza driver,

>about 1/8th of my deliveries are to someone blitzed out of their mind, can go up as far as 1/4th on weekends

>Some hispanic woman tried to pay for $42 of food with a $50 bill, and I gave all my change to my last customer. I explain this, and she seems to understand, but as soon as I leave I get a call from the store, the bitch phoned in and claimed I stole $8 from her. Long story short, have to drive all the way back out there (after charging her another delivery fee) and gave her approx $6 in dimes, and dropped 80% on her porch for her to pick up

>No good example, but I have lots of customers who will send the kid to sign for the credit card, so that they won't tip me. I get around this by saying "If you do not wish to leave a tip, please fill out the 'Total' line so it matches your total", and the kid will often then ask how to add a tip, and do so

>None, I'm not looking to get fired

>Put a black-cat firework inside a cigarette that was eventually smoked out back by the crazy mexican cook. Thankfully he never found out it was me.

Anonymous 01/08/16 (Fri) 07:25:10 No.8558

Your pizza is not sweet enough, and too salty.

Anonymous 01/09/16 (Sat) 18:37:36 No.8562

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>>8556

>Put a black-cat firework inside a cigarette that was eventually smoked out back by the crazy mexican cook. Thankfully he never found out it was me.

Anonymous 01/19/16 (Tue) 21:24:24 No.8595

Your pizza is good but not 25-35 $'s per pie good. Someone told me its because they use bottled water or some shit to mix the dough but I don't know if it's true or not.

>>8556

Kids and credit cards drive me up the fucking wall. Especially when the order was placed online and they were to lazy/cheap to add it on at checkout. I had a run the other night where some lazy bitch wouldn't get off the couch and sent her ~8 year old kid to sign it. I asked him to take it to his mom and he goes "I'll get in trouble for interrupting her show". I ended up getting nothing on that one.

The s who order 8 wings with half a dozen ranch cups, then pay the $11.something bill with 9 crumpled up 1's and a handful of nickels and dimes, saying "It's all dey dawg. I count it" are a close second. They must save their real money for their dealers because they're all stoned or fucked up on downers.