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▶Rage Anonymous 07/08/15 (Wed) 15:27:28 No.5246>>5273 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

>mom buys "I can't believe it's not butter"

>try to tell her it's bad for her and cannot be used as a substitute for real butter in most cases

>"it's cheaper, honey"

>mfw

▶Anonymous 07/08/15 (Wed) 16:11:41 No.5247>>5248 >>5257 >>5261 >>5263 >>8193 >>9785

Is she fat?

did you explain to her that there's only so much food we should eat in a day that there's no real point in going for cheap shit?

Seriously, not only does butter taste better, it's healthier. The only downside is spreadability

▶Anonymous 07/08/15 (Wed) 16:31:03 No.5248>>5249

>>5247

>The only downside is spreadability

Which is completely negated if you just keep it out on the counter (covered, of course). It keeps for well over a week without becoming rancid.

▶Anonymous 07/08/15 (Wed) 16:46:33 No.5249>>5250

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>>5248

>Keep it on the counter

It's 106°F during the day where I live. Additionally, I have no AC. I can't keep anything on the counter.

▶Anonymous 07/08/15 (Wed) 16:52:25 No.5250>>5251

>>5249

>It's 106°F during the day where I live

110 here, but a/c is mandatory so it stays a nice 73 all day.

▶Anonymous 07/08/15 (Wed) 18:19:32 No.5251>>5253

>>5250

Lucky. I have to go wander the stores and malls from noon to eight just to stay cool.

▶Anonymous 07/08/15 (Wed) 18:50:34 No.5253

>>5251

You seriously don't leave your butter on the counter tho, in winter?

▶Anonymous 07/08/15 (Wed) 21:17:08 No.5257

>>5247

>The only downside is spreadability

Toasting your shit solves that problem neatly

▶Anonymous 07/09/15 (Thu) 02:42:26 No.5261>>5264 >>5267 >>5270

>>5247

>The only downside is spreadability

Freeze it and shred it.

▶Anonymous 07/09/15 (Thu) 03:47:35 No.5263>>5270

>>5247

>downside is spreadability

Just buy the land lakes spreadable shit

▶Anonymous 07/09/15 (Thu) 03:52:36 No.5264>>5267

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>>5261

>Shredded butter

Aaaand this is why I come to /ck/. You guys have some sweet ideas.

▶Anonymous 07/09/15 (Thu) 05:03:23 No.5267

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>>5261

>>5264

that is a good idea

▶Anonymous 07/09/15 (Thu) 07:30:42 No.5270>>5271 >>5272 >>5296

>>5263

I live in a country without such a product.

I can buy salted or unsalted(or sunflower or other vegetable-based spread, or margarine).

>>5261

for this do you shred it entirely into a container, then take as you need, or do you take the brick from the freezer, shred what you need,then return the brick to the freezer?

▶Anonymous 07/09/15 (Thu) 13:05:36 No.5271>>8216

>>5270

It's butter combined with some canola oil.

▶Anonymous 07/09/15 (Thu) 14:33:48 No.5272

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>>5270

I was imagining that you would shred the whole block and just pull from it like it was hashbrowns.

▶Anonymous 07/09/15 (Thu) 17:51:10 No.5273>>5807 >>5811

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>>5246 (OP)

>>"it's cheaper, honey"

Sounds like my mom, and the mom my childhood friend has, and even another mom i know… fucking modern 1st world moms really even the 2-3rd worlder kids ate better than us here in "1st world" because our moms are heap of shit when it comes to cooking.

My favorite food as a kid was the occasional ordered pizza or burger only maybe once a month not because i was fatty lardass (well i was but…) the alternative was usually something akin to boiled potatoes with gravy made with the cheapest hotdogs you can find with barely any meat content and microwaved frozen veggies for a salad.

>B-B-BUT SON ITS CHEAP ITS NOT LIKE YOUR PARENTS ARE MADE OF MONEY OH LOOK ARENT MY NEW AMBER EARRINGS SO SWEET!! ::3

Fuck you mom, atleast my dad knew how to cook problem was he was a depressed piece of shit (probably because of the food+work+nagging wife) and only started actually making food once me'n my brother were allready gone living on our own.

▶Anonymous 07/11/15 (Sat) 03:59:12 No.5292>>5296

wait if its already pretty rigid in the refrigerator couldn't you just shred it then with a cheese grater or something?

▶Anonymous 07/11/15 (Sat) 09:51:55 No.5296

>>5292

Refrigerated butter tends to melt in the grater easier.

>>5270

Your call, but I think it is easier to shred as needed. Either a salad shooter or one of those.Olive Garden type cheese shredders.

Shredding a long time in advance should accelerate the spoilage rate.

▶Anonymous 07/30/15 (Thu) 15:15:07 No.5807>>5810

>>5273

sweet livejournal.

▶Anonymous 07/30/15 (Thu) 18:38:10 No.5810

>>5807

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▶Anonymous 07/30/15 (Thu) 22:15:10 No.5811>>5812 >>5818 >>5821

>>5273

you can make gravy out of hotdogs?

▶Anonymous 07/30/15 (Thu) 22:16:57 No.5812

>>5811

additionally, i think that poor nutrition should be considered child neglect. I get pissed off when I see 4 year old kids weighing twice what they should.

▶Anonymous 07/31/15 (Fri) 02:28:08 No.5818>>5821

>>5811

Should be able to make gravy out of any fat.

If the hotdogs have enough fat in them, it should ooze out, add a little flour for a roux, and you're basically gravied.

It'll taste like cheap nitrates and salt and almost nothing else.

▶Anonymous 07/31/15 (Fri) 03:35:52 No.5821>>5822

>>5811

>>5818

Sauce i meant, fugin english i sometimes fuck up words.

Not like it makes it any better though… hotdog sauce brhhh…

▶Anonymous 07/31/15 (Fri) 03:38:01 No.5822

>>5821

No, man, it's OK.

It gave me feels. I figured you meant sauce. Probably minced hotdogs.

>Take mince

>stuff into tube

>cook

>mince again

>cook into liquid

▶Anonymous 11/29/15 (Sun) 16:49:22 No.8193>>8198

>>5247

Speaking of fat people, I noticed that 90 percent of the people that bitch about something being unhealthy and fatty are fucking fatasses that aren't even pretending they're on a diet. I've been lectured by my own landwhale of a mother on more than one occasion for indulging in unhealthy shit.

▶Anonymous 11/29/15 (Sun) 22:49:53 No.8198>>8199

>>8193

What fat people fail to realize is that fatty foods aren't what is making them fatter, it's foods that are high in carbohydrates and a sedentary lifestyle that are doing that.

▶Anonymous 11/29/15 (Sun) 23:35:40 No.8199>>8200 >>8205

>>8198

And it's a lifestyle I know too well myself unfortunately. I hope getting a job and becoming a not-NEET helps me with this particular issue. I will make it, bruh.

▶Anonymous 11/30/15 (Mon) 02:10:10 No.8200

>>8199

good luck bro, I just applied at a nearby grocery store, close enough to walk to as well, so that'll keep me moving. I've been poor though, so minimal nutrition + high metabolism = parents asking if I'm eating well. I've definitely lost weight, I can see my cheekbones, which don't look half bad.

▶Anonymous 11/30/15 (Mon) 03:34:50 No.8205

>>8199

Getting a job actually made me put on weight again, seeing as I now have all kinds of money to spend on beer and actually good food, rather than RAMEN ALL DAY ERRDAY. Doesn't help that where I work also gives me all the free food I want, basically. I miss being NEET, sometimes.

▶Anonymous 11/30/15 (Mon) 10:38:38 No.8216>>8221

>>5271

>canola oil.

You didn't spell poison correctly.

▶Anonymous 12/01/15 (Tue) 03:10:22 No.8221>>9786

>>8216

nice meme

▶Anonymous 12/05/15 (Sat) 03:25:18 No.8252>>8253

shit like this is gunna be the reason i kill myself one day soon

▶Anonymous 12/05/15 (Sat) 03:25:35 No.8253

>>8252

it just tips me over the fucking edge