132102 No.7890
Have you guys actually met Jesus or God? How did you find him? I envy those testimonies where people find God, to find something so special is an unmatched discovery.
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368ee3 No.7895
>>7890
Yes, I am indwelled with the holy spirit who is God. You cannot meet the father (no one can see his face and live) and you won't see the son until he returns for the millennial reign.
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5ca035 No.8104
I did, actually. It was a few years ago at Walmart. I was trying to figure out which kind of Keurig to get my wife and there He was, long white beard, toga—the works. We got to chatting and he seemed pretty cool. Before He ascended to the gardening aisle, he told me that I would end up in heaven because my personal preferences and behaviors happened to align perfectly with His divine will, but that the rest of you freaks would be on permanent standby at the velvet rope outside of paradise.
So to make a long story short, I got the Keurig with the bigger reservoir.
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21beb1 No.8126
>>8104
for one second i thought i had found a decent board on 8ch then you came along
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368ee3 No.8129
>>8126
he's being sarcastic
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9de1f9 No.8132
>>8126
>making a joke disqualifies a board from being good
You're exactly the kind of Christian that nobody likes.
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a08652 No.8144
If God is everywhere, does that mean He's up my ass, too?
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3bde61 No.8145
>>7895
In other words : no
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901dda No.8146
>>8145
In the strictly literal sense of meeting (that is, physically engaging with), no
But since God is spirit that is what meeting God entails
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371a6c No.8160
Yes, I found god. He is a cat.
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371a6c No.8161
>>8104
My Keurig’s reservoir is so big I wear it as a condom
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4627c7 No.8167
Acts 17:24 `God, who did make the world, and all things in it, this One, of heaven and of earth being Lord, in temples made with hands doth not dwell,
25 neither by the hands of men is He served–needing anything, He giving to all life, and breath, and all things;
26 He made also of one blood every nation of men, to dwell upon all the face of the earth–having ordained times before appointed, and the bounds of their dwellings–
27 to seek the Lord, if perhaps they did feel after Him and find, –though, indeed, He is not far from each one of us,
28 for in Him we live, and move, and are; as also certain of your poets have said: For of Him also we are offspring.
That should answer most questions in this thread…..
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fdb41c No.8168
>>7890
I HAVE NEVER MET GOD BEFORE I PRAYED THE ROSARY
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cf2b5b No.8171
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491133 No.8173
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22afd4 No.8180
>>7890
about these testimonies…
I also watched plenty of them and wished and prayed to experience something like this myself.
Three years ago I contacted a man, whose testimony has touched me deeply. We studied and prayed together for a couple of months; and I met some other Christians who allegedly had similar experiences.
Sadly, after a while I realized that most of these guys were just spiritual hungry, and interpreted every crap they felt/dreamed/saw as some revelation from God.
And to top it all, the testimony of the first guy turned out to be an experience during he was dead drunk.
I can't express how disappointed I was.
Since then I became extremely sceptical of testimonies. If alcohol or drugs are involved, I immediately dismiss it.
Of course it is possible that Jesus visits people who are desperately stuck in their drug-addiction; but I can't really rely on an experience which someone had during a drug frenzy.
After this whole crap I was so angry, also at God. And the next moment I opened the Bible randomly and read the first verse my eyes fell on:
Jeremiah 17:5
The Lord says: Cursed is the man who puts his trust in mortal man and turns his heart away from God.
So there's that. Currently I'm picking up the shards of what once was my faith.
I wish you a more successful and fulfilling search for Jesus than I had.
Be blessed.
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acddeb No.8181
>>8126
literally how do you survive outside.
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e197a2 No.8183
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032af4 No.8184
>>7890
Someone gave me a communicator watch and said I could talk to God with it, but I don't have anything to say.
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2e73c2 No.8190
>>7890
Then he said to Thomas, “Put your finger here, and see my hands; and put out your hand, and place it in my side. Do not disbelieve, but believe.”
Thomas answered him, “My Lord and my God!”
Jesus said to him, “Have you believed because you have seen me? Blessed are those who have not seen and yet have believed.”
(John 20:27-20)
If someone thinks he relies only on proper knowledge, he is deceiving himself. We all have beliefs. And our beliefs tell much about what kind of a person each of us is. Good persons tend to believe in good things and bad persons tend to believe in bad things.
Some people think you should kill the enemies of God. If you think like them, then you should consider becoming a Muslim.
Other people think that it is ok to sin and to be evil as long as you believe in a God who builds a Kingdom of evil-doers. If, however, you believe in a God who abhors the evil and builds a Kingdom of saints, then you are not saved. If you think like them, then you should consider becoming a Prot.
Yet other people think that the standards of God are like the standards of a man. God will forgive your sins if they look small in human eyes, but if your sin is great in human eyes, then you are guilty. Moreover, if you jump, you can reach the sky. Your petty works are valuable and can earn you salvation. If you think like these people, then you should consider becoming a Cat.
How do you meet God? First, you hear the preaching of someone "who brings good news, who publishes peace, who brings good news of happiness, who publishes salvation" (Isaiah 52:7) Then you say "Did not our hearts burn within us while he talked to us on the road, while he opened to us the Scriptures?". (Luke 24:32)
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0a5af4 No.8206
Religion is the opium of the masses.
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e77a64 No.8208
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f7fea6 No.8223
>>8206
>Communism isn't compromised at all.
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fc3b11 No.8225
>>8223
I'm sorry, but the second picture is scaled for ants. Do you have one in a larger resolution?
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f7fea6 No.8227
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a8f81c No.8234
Anyone who says they have seen or heard from God is almost certainly mentally ill
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08750b No.8247
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fc3b11 No.8249
>>8227
Thank you sir. I hate to trouble you once more, but while the various pictures of the political figures making the Sign of the Master of the Second Veil have greater clarity, the final two pictures ("The Structure of Freemasonry" and "The Basic Illuminati Structure") are still quite small. Might you have larger versions of those in particular?
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f7fea6 No.8250
>>8249
the wording explains the pictures.
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371a6c No.8263
>>8168
I never met god until I fapped to Rosie Perez
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