c81ac5 No.855636
Angels are evil, do NOT trust those bastards. They are everywhere, the world is teeming with these winnie the poohers and they won't go away. They are honestly so annoying. They will try to appear good but trust me, those annoying little winnie the poohers are trying to deceive you. Most angels just want to have sex with our women or teach us magical sorceries. They also literally administer the fate given to us by the seven heavenly bodies. Trust me, when Jesus descended through the several heavenly spheres he had to disguise himself multiple times in order to evade detection. Thankfully he made it through the celestial spheres past all those winnie the pooh archons and powers and principalities and made it to the earthly realm. If you place your trust in Christ he can and will free you from the influence of fate. Ok guys? Good. Just DO NOT TRUST THE ANGELS! They will do anything… ANYTHING to keep you under the influence of fate. Just the other day, there I was eating some McDonalds after work just minding my own winnie the pooh buisness right, and then all of a sudden an angel comes along and is all like attempting to tell me another gospel like he was some kind of prophet or some s- and I just told him to winnie the pooh off with his bulls-. That mother winnie the pooher tried to strangle me but with the power of Christ I was able to overcome him and he got scared and left lol. Ok guys. Just watch out for the angels. Thanks.
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42e85c No.855654
I believe you're talking about demons, yes they're assholes. Not sure what you're talking about with the 7 heavenly bodies though because God is Triune.
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