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Pastor who Heals people by Farting on their Faces, claims he farts the Holy Spirit † 03/17/21 (Wed) 15:58:27 91f08f No.854121

>"The pastor goes by the name of Chris Penelope, a self proclaimed Man of God. Pastor Penelope was photographed sitting on his church members faces and allegedly farting on them. The pastor claims to heal people by farting on their heads/nostrils in order to release the Holy Spirit to the members."

https://archive.is/uLqGM

Snake handlers, farting pastors…how ridiculous has Christianity become?

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† 03/17/21 (Wed) 20:34:59 aecc6a No.854123

What does this have to do with Christianity?

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† 03/17/21 (Wed) 22:04:55 3db54c No.854129

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>>854123

>What does this have to do with Christianity?

https://www.facebook.com/SevenFold-Holy-Spirit-Ministries-262983744425775/

That looks to be an "Amplified Bible".

Clearly, a Protestant denomination.

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† 03/18/21 (Thu) 00:09:42 61bc42 No.854131

It would appear that Protestant theology has hit a new low! No wonder Baptists do their best to disassociate themselves with their Protestant roots.

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† 03/18/21 (Thu) 03:01:30 3db54c No.854137

>>854131

From this farting fellow's facebook page, the only thing he says that I saw that didn't seem Christian (I didn't read the whole page, and I just skimmed it) is that he appears to claim he's Christ returned. Not that Christ won't return, I just don't think Christ would bring people wealth and blessings by farting in their faces.

He does have indications of that wealth religion tho', where you give him money and his god gives you 7x times that amount of money back based on a misinterpretation of "cast thy bread upon the waters" that contradicts the passage about your treasure being laid up in heaven, not here on Earth in this life.

Yeah, this guy is a legit protestant.

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† 03/18/21 (Thu) 21:34:36 f18c7f No.854162

>>854137

>he appears to claim he's Christ returned.

Talk about being an uppity negro, jeeeesh!

Who would have thought that Jesus farts in people's faces and wears skinny jeans?

What clown world.

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† 03/18/21 (Thu) 21:45:33 3db54c No.854163

>>854162

Now, there are lots of uppity people of every race.

It's a sin to hate people because of their race.

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† 03/19/21 (Fri) 13:38:46 727091 No.854213

>>854163

>It's a sin to hate people because of their race.

Care to back that up with scripture?

Also, you're assuming that blacks are "people".

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joke post SAGE! 03/21/21 (Sun) 23:45:15 fe2e7c No.854330

But you guys don't understand. HE READ THE BIBLE HIMSELF. While you papists were busy worshipping statues and wearing funny hats this man has been preaching the Gospel not just from his mouth but from HIS ASS too! Have any of your pagan 'saints' ever done something so miraculous? Didn't think so.

Catholics BTFO

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