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Christanon 02/01/19 (Fri) 21:45:57 51d688 No.764944

>meanwhile in the /christian/ monastery

Christanon 02/01/19 (Fri) 21:54:44 283778 No.764955

I sure hope the monks check the wine before they give it to people. Bad wine is no joke to mess around with.

Christanon 02/01/19 (Fri) 21:55:44 6b0309 No.764956

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>>764955

I checked it, all of it

Christanon 02/01/19 (Fri) 21:56:40 4db7c3 No.764957

>>764944

>drinking

>from a cup

You know who else drinks from cups? Pagans.

Apostolics btfo

Christanon 02/01/19 (Fri) 21:59:48 6b0309 No.764960

>>764957

I thought Pagans drank from the skulls of their enemies, also your brand of heresy hasn't been invented yet. Begone

Christanon 02/01/19 (Fri) 22:02:11 2d1019 No.764962

>The Catholics are brewing wine and drinking themselves into a coma

>The orthos have locked themselves in their rooms to fast. Occasionally you hear screams in Russian, the roars of bears coming from inside.

>The Baptists are busy trying to burn all of the Catholics' booze

Christanon 02/01/19 (Fri) 22:02:56 e96b6b No.764963

>>764944

>>764955

Checkin' wine,

Checkin' digits.

Christanon 02/01/19 (Fri) 22:05:12 4db7c3 No.764967

>>764960

>doesn't know that the First Independent Free Will Baptist Temple of The Triune Truelight of The River of Life by Mt. Zion of The Holy Gospels According to Steven Anderson has literally always existed since Adam and Eve

Read your Bible.

Christanon 02/01/19 (Fri) 22:14:59 e96b6b No.764980

>>764967

>Adam, Eve, and Steve

I chuckled.

Christanon 02/01/19 (Fri) 22:35:24 62dcd9 No.764998

Time for some reforms

Christanon 02/01/19 (Fri) 22:48:51 fe6f6d No.765013

Silence.

I f LOVE silence.

Christanon 02/01/19 (Fri) 22:52:52 51d688 No.765016

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Come on, no young recruits get inspired by that Old Roman chant anymore. Why don't we let those local Troubadours into the Choir? It will make our Sunday service popular again.

Christanon 02/02/19 (Sat) 00:26:30 6b0309 No.765047

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>>765016

Criminally underrated

Christanon 02/02/19 (Sat) 00:33:40 98ace1 No.765051

>>764980

Adam was the bull

Christanon 02/02/19 (Sat) 00:38:47 10e361 No.765054

>>765051

imagine being so ruined by the internet that you actually post something like this

Christanon 02/02/19 (Sat) 00:56:24 eeed25 No.765061

Hey guys, should I translate the Scriptures into the vernacular?

I think it would do the people good.

Christanon 02/02/19 (Sat) 01:11:35 2653d2 No.765069

>>765061

The Jesuits and Dominicans are already far ahead of you on that.

Christanon 02/02/19 (Sat) 01:15:52 2dd72e No.765071

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>>764944

>damnit, who replaced all our Books of the Hours with King James Bibles again?

Christanon 02/02/19 (Sat) 01:16:36 e96b6b No.765072

>>765061

Make an Ebonics Bible.

Christanon 02/02/19 (Sat) 01:34:14 c02dde No.765079

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Is this really what "Roman"(LMAO) Catholic monastery looks like? Why are you Latins so barbaric? I bet you don't even have your own fashion shows like we do in Constantinople.

Christanon 02/02/19 (Sat) 01:53:04 ce239b No.765086

>>765079

top LARP

Christanon 02/02/19 (Sat) 02:50:57 266ebe No.765104

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>>765072

Already exists, kinda

Christanon 02/02/19 (Sat) 02:54:15 e96b6b No.765108

>>765104

Pidgin is not Ebonics.

Christanon 02/02/19 (Sat) 03:09:01 266ebe No.765114

>>765108

And that's not pidgin, it's a type of language that, if I remember correctly, was used by slaves in the US.

Christanon 02/02/19 (Sat) 03:11:12 9f6824 No.765116

We dont have enough firewood to burn these protestant heretics lads

Christanon 02/02/19 (Sat) 04:50:11 93ede4 No.765154

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Brothers, I think we have an issue. Half of the residing monks keep asking how to stop masturbating.

Christanon 02/02/19 (Sat) 06:05:08 3d6e86 No.765173

>>765154

Just take them to the village and have the barber castrate them. They've taken a vow of celibacy, so they shouldn't mind.

Christanon 02/02/19 (Sat) 07:34:16 e3891c No.765184

>>765154

I did say it was a bad idea to let the Jewish Guild of Illuminators in charge of illustrating our entire new breviary stock, but no one would listen to me, brother.