>>749371
Those aren't trivial details lad.
The Catholic Church condemns your statements.
And people from that period did care about factual accuracy. Otherwise the Church Fathers wouldn't write entire books explaining stuff like this.
The only thing you can say it that Matthew messes around with the chronology of events, because he wants to make a point and thought it was better to put the episodes in that arrangement.
Every episode narrated on the gospels actually happened 100%, the minor differences are only in the wording of some phrases, but that's meaningless. see Augustine's "The Harmony of the Gospels"
The difference of the genealogies are easily explained if we learn how Jews keept their genealogies. According to most church fathers Matthew traces Jesus ancestors through the Royal lineage of David while Luke traces Jesus ancestors through the "priestly" lineage, since Matthew portrays Jesus as a King and Luke portrays Him as a sacrificial Lamb.
>but what happens when we get to Joseph's dad?
The common opinion is that Eli was just his father according to the law, since Jacob was his next of kin, and Eli died with no offspring it was Jacob's task to give children to his brother, Onan had the same task in genesis and God killed him because he didn't want to give his late brother kids so he spilled his semen so Jacob begat Joseph and the two fathers problem is thus solved because the Jews pushed to put lots of importance in this family matters.