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Please pray for me. Christanon 12/18/18 (Tue) 00:42:23 4fbe82 No.742995

Hello. I have asked other to pray for me and now I ask you. Let me explain the situation. Currently there are magnets in my wall which have been placed there for three or four days. I suspect my they were placed there by men attempting to steal my identity. I know this after decoding a memory from my grandfather. I have called electricians several times to have these removed but every single time they refuse me because they believe me not to be telling the truth. The magnets are warping the atmosphere in my rooms and it's been getting me so frustrated to the point where I feel like I'm going to have a rage break down. My rage break downs often cause me to do highly irrational and impulsive things and could lead me to breaking the law. I ask each and everyone of you to pray for me and to pray for these magnets to deactivate their fields so I can have peace of mind. I also plan on informing my priest of the situation so maybe we can come to a solution. Anyway thank you all. Pray for me. Amen.

Christanon 12/18/18 (Tue) 00:48:42 998fd9 No.743000

you're a loon

prove to me this isn't bait

Christanon 12/18/18 (Tue) 00:57:51 b05215 No.743009

>>742995

That doesn't quite make sense anon… Are you okay?

Christanon 12/18/18 (Tue) 01:00:33 a55e71 No.743010

Take your meds.

Christanon 12/18/18 (Tue) 01:01:16 f623d6 No.743012

>>742995

tell your electric company to stop sending you electricity. magnets can't be in your wall stealing your identity if there's no electricity feeding it

Christanon 12/18/18 (Tue) 01:03:49 564474 No.743013

>>742995

Has larping as schizos officially become the new method of shitposting?

Christanon 12/18/18 (Tue) 01:19:20 a55e71 No.743016

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OP can you translate this for me?

Christanon 12/18/18 (Tue) 01:30:56 b05215 No.743020

Wow so this is how you guys treat the mentally ill, huh? Very Christian of you. Jesus is proud.

Christanon 12/18/18 (Tue) 01:35:48 8a2b48 No.743021

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Ambien is some powerful shit.

Christanon 12/18/18 (Tue) 01:44:42 564474 No.743024

>>743020

Encouraging his larping might lead to him becoming genuinely mentally ill. At best we're saving from a debilitating illness. At worst we're hurting his feelings for a few seconds.

Christanon 12/18/18 (Tue) 01:46:24 2e0a52 No.743025

>>743020

Did you notice that >>743012 isn't genuine advice either?

Christanon 12/18/18 (Tue) 01:51:33 60acd2 No.743027

>>743025

Except it is genuine advice. If OP is not crazy and a bunch of greyfaced spooks installed magnets in his house to steal his identity, they have to be electromagnets. Cutting off electricity in his home will kill the electromagnets. This will give him enough time to search for the wires connecting the magnets to his tormentors and cutting them off.

If anything, it sounds like OP can use a break from a screen anyway.