>>726157
I'll bite.
>>men can’t pee sitting down
Pisseth against the wall is just a euphemism for male. It doesn't mean that you can't.
>>curse our enemies to hell
We curse God's enemies, not our personal enemies.
>>women can’t wear pants, for some bizarre reason
Skirts are for women, pants (breeches) are for men. Why is not cross dressing so hard?
>>Homosexuality is the unpardonable sin
Sodomy is pardonable, but anyone who burns in their lust to commit that has been given over to a reprobate mind.
>>only a doctor of the same sex can see you naked, ironically enough
You are suppose to cover your nakedness.
>>false prophets are reprobates, but Andershit continually produces modalist heretics
The Bible says that wolves *will* creep in unawares. As much as we give people the benefit of the doubt when they claim they are saved, we cannot see their heart.