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Christanon 05/16/18 (Wed) 01:17:17 f6f8ab No.648255

>Far future

>Humans build time machine

>Go to the era of the crucifixion

>Resuscitate Christ after the three days using advance medical technology

>Leave

>Nobody can prove or disprove this wasn't Gods will worked through human intervention

Christanon 05/16/18 (Wed) 01:38:42 332a21 No.648263

>be gaytheist

>wanna see dinosaurs so go back in time 70 million years

>Error: Time does not exist

>"That's odd, what's the furthest I can go back?"

>4286 B.C.E.

>Go back to that time

>see God create stuff

>convert

>be named Adam

Christanon 05/16/18 (Wed) 01:59:50 1afd7a No.648270

>far future

>buys my own spaceship

>gonna disprove these flat-earthtards once and for all

>launch rocket

>hits the firmament

>dammit

Christanon 05/16/18 (Wed) 03:26:03 f7c46b No.648289

>far future

>buy my own time machine

>go back in time to stop the Holocaust

>go to Auschwitz in 1941

>the Jews are playing sports and watching musicals

>no ovens or 25 centimeter pieces of wood anywhere

>go back to the future

>everyone asks me why I didn't stop the Holocaust like I said I would

>go to jail for hate speech

Christanon 05/16/18 (Wed) 04:57:26 1d132b No.648315

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>>648263

>"That's odd, what's the furthest I can go back?"

<4286 B.C.E.

Wrong, (((you))) need to see ezekiel 31:15's reference to john 8:44's reference to hebrews 9:26 which is clarified by revelation 20:10,14-15, revelation 11:8, matthew 4:8-10, and isaiah 14. Which is to say the gap inbetween genesis 1:1 and 1:2.

>>648255

<Resuscitate Christ after the three days using advance medical technology

<Nobody can prove or disprove this wasn't Gods will worked through human intervention

Challenge accepted

mark 16:9

>Now when Jesus was risen early the first day of the week, he appeared first to Mary Magdalene, out of whom he had cast seven devils.

This verse couldn't be true and what (((you))) say true as then he would have appeared first to those humans in the tomb, therefore what God says in the Bible is true, and not you.

>>648270

The firmament is Heaven genesis 1:8 which is also where the sun moon and stars are genesis 1:14, also known as space. That would prove nothing.

>>648289

Now that, could happen.

Sage for shit bait thread that needs to be deleted and go into QTDDTOT.

Christanon 05/16/18 (Wed) 06:57:07 d91023 No.648367

>>648255

>>648289

>Distant future

>Time machines are available

>People went back to prevent atrocities

>Saw that the (((Jews))) did not even gassed or oven'd.

>Make it a reality for their lies and atrocities

>Accidentally triggered the End Time.

Christanon 05/16/18 (Wed) 07:01:49 86296c No.648368

>>648255

>God Writes His name in the sky

>That's not proof it could just be aliens.

Christanon 05/16/18 (Wed) 11:44:34 e38df2 No.648460

>>648255

>Build time machine

>Suddenly remember that it's a physical impossibility for anything with mass to move faster than light

>Dammit

>Suddenly remember it would be impossible to go through a wormhole without coming out the other side as a cloud of radioactive particles

>Dammit

Christanon 05/16/18 (Wed) 12:30:12 79f710 No.648470

>>648315

>Which is to say the gap inbetween genesis 1:1 and 1:2.

Ha no retard.

Exodus 20:11

For in six days the Lord made heaven and earth, the sea, and all that in them is, and rested the seventh day: wherefore the Lord blessed the sabbath day, and hallowed it.

Also how the hell does Revelation 20:10/14-15 at all even imply that?

Christanon 05/16/18 (Wed) 13:09:53 fbcd80 No.648479

>far future

>OP realizes he regrets his post

>builds a time machine and comes back to 2018

>changes his mind and writes a new reply

Christanon 05/16/18 (Wed) 17:57:01 1d132b No.648566

>>648470

>Also how the hell does Revelation 20:10/14-15 at all even imply that?

Did you even read the verses, revelation 20:10,14-15 is simply the definition of second death/eternal suffering/torment in reference to Jesus' eterenal suffering from the foundation of the world in hebrews 9:26. Read the KJV Bible.

Exodus 20:11 KJV

>For in six days the LORD made heaven and earth, the sea, and all that in them is, and rested the seventh day: wherefore the LORD blessed the sabbath day, and hallowed it.

Do you realise that "make/made" is a synonym for "form/formation" and that, perhaps, that's why God mentions in genesis 1:2 "the earth was without form and void"? Since God hadn't created light yet, He was the light revelation 21:22-23. Hence time wouldn't have existed in a day-night form until genesis 1:3-5 and genesis 1:1's "created" is still plausable. As God would have made/formed the earth, that was void and without form, into what we see today. So there could be an old/undefined age earth and heaven where God is, and a literal six days formation/making of the earth and the rest of creation.

Christanon 05/16/18 (Wed) 18:16:44 79f710 No.648576

>>648566

It says God destroys the earth and heaven. How does that prove a gap in Genesis 1?

tigger it says in 6 days he made it. Not 4.5 bijiwwion.

>t. Scofield

Christanon 05/16/18 (Wed) 18:25:10 1d132b No.648582

>>648576

<It says God destroys the earth and heaven

Where does it say this? I thought that the floods thereof in ezekiel 31:15 only destroyed the earth, and not heaven.

<How does that prove a gap in Genesis 1?

You didn't read any of the verses. Go read the Bible.

>tigger it says in 6 days he formed it. Not 4.5 bijiwwion.

Indeed, that's why I said the earth's age itself is undefined and or old. But the rest of creation was formed/made after time was created in genesis 1:3-5 and hence all of that could have happened before days existed in the genesis 1:3-5 form that we know them. Especially considering there wouldn't have been darkness on the earth since God's glory would have always lit it up.

Christanon 05/16/18 (Wed) 18:26:58 0e8dca No.648584

>Build time machine

>Go and witness the sermon on the mount

<feelsgoodman.jpg

Christanon 05/17/18 (Thu) 21:09:27 832ee5 No.649209

>>648584

>Christ winks at you