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5e6fa6 No.633775

>you die

>you pass through a tunnel of light

>St. Peter is there, in front of the pearly gates

>Before I let you in, anon, I have but one question, yes or no

>Did you die as a member in good standing of the one true Church, the St. Francis National Evangelical Spiritual Baptist Faith Archdiocese of Canada?

wat do?

7407cc No.633777

Let my initiation into the third rank of the Illuminated Society of Jesus Appreciating Reptaliens do the talking. It hasn't failed me so far


5e6fa6 No.633779

File: e2706681f060951⋯.jpg (152.34 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, blog-006.jpg)

it's real btw


e9e4bd No.633800

>>633775

I say yes, because although I have never been there, if they are true Christians they will consider all who believe in Christ to be in good standing with them.


9acff2 No.633808

File: 303cda99c2b92ae⋯.jpg (56.54 KB, 800x450, 16:9, christ.jpg)

>>633775

>wat do?

Ignore shitposts and move on . 😊


b321be No.633846

>>633775

>image impling God would let a commie into heaven

ABSOLUTE HERESEY


b321be No.633857

File: b5976e8736bac56⋯.jpg (72.5 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)

>>633849

Thas rite! Wipipo deserve to have their farms taken away from dem 'cause dey ebil raycises!


e92985 No.633872

>>633775

>Baptist

>Canada

>that thing hanging on the gate

I tell the demon to be less obvious and that I won't fall for his tricks.


7b26b9 No.633890

File: 5c762be881d64ef⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 36.74 KB, 464x447, 464:447, 5c762be881d64eff8fe54f6968….jpg)

>>633775

>one true Church, the St. Francis National Evangelical Spiritual Baptist Faith Archdiocese of Canada

Ah woops sorry lord looks like i didn't make the count, i wasn't about to try out all the different brands and flavors of protestantism. Pic related begome :)


5f25a4 No.633970

Uhm Peter, you were the first pope in the church founded by Jesus himself. Why would some heretics be the true church?


f0edc1 No.633974

>>633970

t. didn't read The Gospel According to Pastor Jim


a4a39c No.633975

Do a 360º and walk away


5e6fa6 No.634128

>>633846

>implying "Kill the Boer" isn't a beautiful hymn

>implying that bombing a police station is enough to win you a Nobel Peace Prize but isn't enough to get you into Heaven


96bbb5 No.634134

>>633846

>Commie

The dude wasn't even a socdem


5e6fa6 No.634139

File: 2c7243db79411a5⋯.jpeg (24.74 KB, 512x288, 16:9, images (44).jpeg)

>>634134

Nah it came out a couple of years ago that he had also secretly been a member of the Communist Party for decades.


b321be No.634232

File: 2deaccc73089ada⋯.jpg (10.75 KB, 227x222, 227:222, download.jpg)

>>634134

>"Under a Communist Party government, South Africa will become a land of milk and honey. Political, economic and social rights will cease to be enjoyed by whites only. They will be shared equally by whites and non-whites. There will be enough land and houses for all. There will be no unemployment, starvation and disease. Workers will earn decent wages; transport will be cheap and education free.”

>pic related

<totally not a communist


ba7cbf No.634235

>You die

>Lord I charge you, let me walk into your kingdom which I am due. I come from the Roman Catholic Apostolic Universal church the True Church which was founded by you yourself, I have always confessed to the priest and have always taken part in the traditions.

>When I called you did not answer, when I rebuked, you didn't listen. When I said: "Forgive!", you spat on my face. When I said come to me and let me bind up your wounds so that you may heal, you ran away from my hand to despise me. When you said you were not perfect, I offered you my love and said: "Fear not: If you can believe I will transform you", but you trampled my words and scorned my little ones. So many times I have charged you to follow me and yet you have rejected me. Woe to you for your hard heart have betrayed you. As you have rejected me in earth also I reject you in the kingdom. Depart from me for I never knew you.

>You die

>Jesus says: "I am the door: by me if any man enter in, he shall be saved, and shall go in and out, and find pasture. I am the first and the last: I am he that liveth, and was dead; and, behold, I am alive for evermore, Amen; and have the keys of hell and of death."

<But Lord, I am of no church but despite being frail and weak, at all times I hearkened to your instruction and kept your words until the end.

>Fear not beloved of mine, I know your sincerity and I have loved you. Take your fine white raiment and walk with me in the kingdom that was prepared for all of those who love me; For as I overcame the world and my father have given me authority over all, you shall inherit my kingdom and reign with me forever in my everlasting kingdom.


ee4833 No.634334

>>634134

NESLON MANDELA WAS NAZBOL

POSTED BY NAZBOL GANG


da9cdd No.643486

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>>633775

>You die

>You see this

>"…and why would I want you?"

wat do?


e014b0 No.643499

File: c2993cce21e8bb9⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 68.43 KB, 553x441, 79:63, cursed.jpg)

>>643486

>"I-I do work for the mercenary, the crucified man!"


9a833a No.643503

>implying leafposters are allowed in Heaven

😃


bc6646 No.643509

>>633846

Considering I've seen communists who hold greater love for the Lord than some of the most vocal Christians in the church, I'd be a bit more discerning with what I call heresy.


317442 No.643511

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>>643509

That’s some bad bait right there


58790a No.643517

>>633775

>die

>be on my way to valhalla

>some faggot appears before me asking me about some tongue twister church thing

winnie the pooh MAPQUEST


bc6646 No.643518

>>643511

Just gonna ignore Christians making idols of nationalism, jingoism and greed are we? Or are we about to make excuses for them?


58790a No.643520

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>>643518

>preferring your own people is making an idol

Your personal hell shall be having to be married to an aboriginal for all eternity.

She demands lovemaking every day.

Failure to comply will inflict as much pain as six gorillion standard hells combined.


bc6646 No.643523

>>643520

Keep crying idolater.


58790a No.643524

>>643520

>Failure to comply will inflict as much pain as six gorillion standard hells combined.

P.S.:

Getting mad at this post or trying to deflect from it will add the stipulation that you will be surrounded by women of your own race that are at peak beauty of your races general beauty standard.

Which is a thing.

If you think about them while doing your ogre wife or ever somehow prefer them over your ogre wife, your dick and balls will experience the pain of TWELVE gorillion standard hells.

So, yeah. I hope you're 100% behind your statement and belief, Anon.


58790a No.643525

>>643523

>Keep crying idolater.

>sidestepped it

Enjoy your twelve gorillion hells of dickpain, hypocrite.


da9cdd No.643527

>>643525

You'll probably get used to it


58790a No.643528

>>643527

That implies one can get used to even one single regular hell.

But this is twelve gorillions of them we're talking about.


f5e867 No.643532

>>634334

HECK OFF NAZBOL, /christian/ IS A CHRISTCOM BOARD

posted by ChristCom Gang


08bf0a No.643539

>>633808

>>643503

8chan supports emoji now ? 🤔 🙄👀😈👻🤷🙆🙅


02c64d No.643543

>>643520

fun fact: aborgines are closely related to mongolid asians


da9cdd No.643545

>>643543

They're not, no more than they are to whites.


6c8580 No.643546

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>>643517

Found the neo pagan larper.

>Neo-Pagan: "Might is right! Morals are cucked! To the victors belong the spoils!" >Same Neo-Pagans: "Christians are INTOLERANT! Christians massacred MY ANCESTORS and forcefully converted them!" A>lso same Neo-Pagans: "Worship your ancestors but only from before Christ."


b50f2b No.643549

>>634139

>>634232

Nelson Mandela was a piece of shit terrorist who was anti-christical in more ways than most.


58790a No.643602

>>643546

>he still thinks in these low tier mental dimensions

I don't care what whose ancestor threw onto which fire or not.

What matters is that paganism has survived despite not having any unifying scripture or evangelism and co.

Meanwhile Christianity crumbles apart without continous maintenance and eternal apologetism.

Such is the fate of monotheistic, missionary faiths.

They simply don't work out because they, by nature, are paintjobs over something else.

But that which comes naturally to the people?

It does not need missionaries.

It does not need constant repetition.

Etc.

The real truth is known intrinsically and doesn't need constant telling.

Only things that are not true need constant reinforcement.

Like communism/marxism, atheism and christianity, among other things.

A reason why (video) games are pretty neat, even though I play neither a lot, is that, generally, no matter how christian or leftist or communist, people use things that give the most yield in a non punishing, non judging, no strings attached setting.

You'll see die hard open border globalists build turrets and walls.

You'll see love thy neighbor christians build insidious booby traps, etc.

Dogs piss on walls, it doesn't need to be repeated.

Why does the one true gospel of the one true god require it?

Because every Christian knows.

Without constant maintenance, people turn away from the faith in one way or another.

This is not because "temptation", that's just pilpul.

A newborn child is not tempted to not be Christian and could go its entire life without learning about it.

It could be completely ignorant about the biblical god.

But let it thunder once or twice and the spirit connects pretty much immediately.

Anyway, the proof is in the pudding.

You'll have a hard time pointing at any current civilization, people, nation that is truly Christian without any heathen elements (that are not required for anyone who fully embraces the one true gospel of Christ.).

Cortez went through Aztecs and co like a hot knife through butter and later on they became Catholic and everything.

But what I see is Xipe Totec wearing new clothes.

There is no Santa Muerte in Christianity.

But there she is.

Just another true face shining through the coat of paint that is Christianity.

Or any other missionary faith, really.

They have no power.

Again. Intrinsic truths need not be told.

Missionary faiths are proverbial people in a proverbial boat, funny since you posted a boat picture, that is leaking and needs constant plugging, but there's always another hole where the water of truth seeps in.

And what's best.

Reality, again, clearly shows this.

I tell not a single lie here and you know everything, every problem I listed with the faith by heart, fully and completely.

You cannot, by design disagree with it because reality itself would prove you wrong.

If you think otherwise.

Go on. Denounce global maintenance of the faith.

Do you think Christianity would flourish that way? Or would it drain away like sewage in a gutter if nobody were allowed to hold sermons, masses and co.

I'm not sure it would fare as well as muh baganry did.

You'll always get another thundergod, but who would, after 2000 years of maintenance embargo, no distribution of bibles, no anything spontaneously recreate the Christian faith to the 100% true and godly letter.

Ah, well.


6c8580 No.643627

>>643602

>And what's best.

>

>Reality, again, clearly shows this.

>

>I tell not a single lie here and you know everything, every problem I listed with the faith by heart, fully and completely.

>

>You cannot, by design disagree with it because reality itself would prove you wrong.

Literally new age/ and or eastern faith theological thinking. And i don't know what brand of paganism you're subscribing to, but if there are no absolutes, no logos, no bedrock then it's ultimately meaningless. Although question why come here in the first place? It's just like atheist who go on these moral cursades to disprove theist/christians. When if God doesn't exist then it's pointless. Same with a lot of these pagan/eastern fatihs if you can't have a personal relationship, or hit an absolute, then that doesn't sound like god it sounds like some made up pagan deity. Personally if i was some Buddhist I'd be like a Niche atheist ultimately it doesn't matter in the end. Especially with just some bare bones paganism, or the eastern faiths where god is there, but absent and uknown. And there would be no reason to evangelize, but with Christianity you do find bedrock, an absolute, that's what i've found in my studies. If want some book recommendations check out Father seraphim rose who was for a time A Taoist eastern Convert, then landed at orthodoxy eventually. Or another good book i've heard from other converts from the eastern faith is called Christ the Eternal Tao.


58790a No.643647

>>643627

>there is no bedrock outside of Christianity

>but I have just likened your post to eastern spirituality even though it has no basis or anything and therefore would be impossible for me to compare your post to.

Well, Christianity isn't the "faith" with the most denominations, sometimes extremely wildly different from one another, for no reason.

In any case.

A "bedrock" that ties together things for the entire world or whatever makes no sense anyway and will always produce problems.

Always.

No exception.

This is because the world is inhabited by different people that will never be mushed into one.

Not even locally.


2c5d1c No.643861

>>643549

Agreed. It's a shame he helped destroy South Africa. S.




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