Why do I relate to /r9k/ more than you /christian/ even though I'm a believer? Screw this board, screw you all

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Christanon 04/06/18 (Fri) 10:56:55 f7dc29 No.630524

Why do I relate to /r9k/ more than you /christian/ even though I'm a believer? Screw this board, screw you all

Christanon 04/06/18 (Fri) 11:08:45 80632c No.630525

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>>630524

>Why do I relate to /r9k/ more than you /christian/

cause your taste in anime is horrible and you're unsaved

Christanon 04/06/18 (Fri) 11:20:34 f887e5 No.630530

>>630524

Because you relate to /r9k/, it means you cannot be bothered to get out and go to church. You need to build the zeal, m8.

Christanon 04/06/18 (Fri) 11:21:37 05e79f No.630531

Because you choose to be a degenerate.

Christanon 04/06/18 (Fri) 11:22:29 f7dc29 No.630532

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>>630530

>You need to build the zeal, m8.

every time I visit /christian/ it kills all my christian zeal I have when I see all of you unrelatable idiots here ranting about the most stupid things

Christanon 04/06/18 (Fri) 11:35:11 0ed6ee No.630533

>open up a thread written by some anime poster loser

>already several anime pictures posted

[-]

Christanon 04/06/18 (Fri) 11:35:14 80632c No.630534

>>630532

> I see all of you unrelatable idiots here ranting about the most stupid things

unlike r9k who rant purely about being lonely, socially retarded NEETs and tfw no gf?

Christanon 04/06/18 (Fri) 11:35:50 30ec43 No.630535

>>630532

<I see all of you unrelatable idiots here ranting about the most stupid things

>From /r9k/

>A board whose raison d'être is literally a bunch of bitter incels perpetually simultaneously whining about women and bemoaning their incel state because getting laid is the keystone of their worldview and sense of self-worth

Don't be surprised if you life starts coming together when your start centering your life around things higher than getting laid and the approval of women.

I'll be praying for you.

Christanon 04/06/18 (Fri) 11:39:10 f7dc29 No.630536

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>>630535

>Don't be surprised if you life starts coming together when your start centering your life around things higher than getting laid and the approval of women.

>thinking that's what /r9k/ is all about

u dont know anything

Christanon 04/06/18 (Fri) 11:39:36 b8b6aa No.630537

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>>630532

I can't tell if you are just a troll, but if you are a legit robot. >>>/christ/

Thats where the non serious christians go.

Also:

>effeminate whining

>anime post

What a coincidental pattern.

Christanon 04/06/18 (Fri) 11:41:15 f7dc29 No.630538

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>>630537

>whining about anime posting

>on imageboard

Christanon 04/06/18 (Fri) 11:43:39 30ec43 No.630539

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>630536

<u dont know anything

Lol, I love you man, but this reminds me of vid related.

Christanon 04/06/18 (Fri) 11:59:56 56d228 No.630543

>>630524

Then why are you still here shitposting day after day? Need a daily (you) or something? If you truly despise this place, then it should be easy for you to leave.

Go to church to seek counsel and reprieve if you truly believe this place unjust and you are truly a believer. Then the church is more likely where your heart will feels at home.

Christanon 04/06/18 (Fri) 12:06:14 80632c No.630544

>>630536

/r9k/ is losers consoling each other.

Christanon 04/06/18 (Fri) 12:06:27 619daf No.630545

I have to agree with OP.

When I wrote about my problems on /christian/, I got ridiculed and mocked by everyone with the exception of one nice guy (thanks again bro).

Every third thread gets derailed by a stupid "faith alone vs. faith with works“-debate which never leads to anything.

Most of you guys have much knowledge but no heart.

/r9k/ may not have a solution for whatever problem but at least they are understanding and supportive in most cases.

And in contrast to /christian/, they aren't proud of being the chosen ones while everyone else is stupid and blind.

Christanon 04/06/18 (Fri) 12:06:48 f7dc29 No.630546

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>>630543

Christanon 04/06/18 (Fri) 12:11:29 3e255e No.630548

Being a heretic who denies the sanctity of marital relations will get you what you deserve, OP.

Christanon 04/06/18 (Fri) 12:13:38 f7dc29 No.630549

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>>630548

>Being a heretic who denies the sanctity of marital relations will get you what you deserve, OP.

reeee I've been found out

Christanon 04/06/18 (Fri) 12:24:55 6cbd88 No.630551

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Is this the same poster who goes "lul nothing wrong with being a faggot" even with mountains of evidence, both biblical and non-biblical, to the contrary?

Christanon 04/06/18 (Fri) 12:27:25 f7dc29 No.630552

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>>630551

No, I'm totally against faggotry. I'm that ultra celibacy promoter but everyone got mad at me because "muh trad christian waifu" and I told them they cant get married

Christanon 04/06/18 (Fri) 12:35:17 6cbd88 No.630553

>>630552

Nothing wrong with celibacy, especially in these times. I myself am a big time promoter of it, even in marriage, with sex exclusively for procreation. Until that time should come (if ever) I shall be a happy go lucky celibate. seriously it's the way to go. I've been up since 3, running just fine on six hours of sleep, it's fantastic.

Christanon 04/06/18 (Fri) 12:41:08 f7dc29 No.630554

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>>630553

>Nothing wrong with celibacy, especially in these times. I myself am a big time promoter of it

>even in marriage

See this people? You could learn a lot from this man's example. Mad respect fam

t. OP

Christanon 04/06/18 (Fri) 12:55:38 049d01 No.630556

>>630538

Pointing out a pattern isn't whining.

Christanon 04/06/18 (Fri) 12:57:38 f7dc29 No.630557

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>>630556

>implying it isn't whining

Christanon 04/06/18 (Fri) 13:02:19 775327 No.630558

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>>630524

Lots of christanons relate to robots. We had a lot of /r9k/ thread. Maybe You are just too new.

Christanon 04/06/18 (Fri) 13:51:26 049d01 No.630564

>>630557

Anon, you know what happens when you assume things?

you make an 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me'

So ill clearify for those that have a hard time reading in between the lines.

Im not saying that all anime posters are effeminate homosexuals ( see >>630525 as an example of one that isn't) but there is a correlation of people wasting their time watching too much anime and being a robot.

Degenerates gonna degenerate. It's all symptoms of modernity.

OP clearly has made up his mind, he would rather fall back on his programming instead of facing the reality of his life. Instead of improving and learning, he would rather shitpost.

As I pointed out already >>>/christ/ is where all the shitposters belong. We can't help someone that doesn't want help.

Christanon 04/06/18 (Fri) 14:01:32 f7dc29 No.630566

>>630558

>>630564

Christanon 04/06/18 (Fri) 14:16:43 d4ab99 No.630568

>gay thread

>anime

Why do people fall for this nonsense? Saged.

Christanon 04/06/18 (Fri) 19:57:32 5cc938 No.630675

>>630538

>whining about whining about anime

>on an imageboard

Christanon 04/06/18 (Fri) 20:00:49 71fc7b No.630676

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>>630524

Effeminate anime posting marian catholic celibate gnostics not allowed

Christanon 04/06/18 (Fri) 20:09:57 eaa2b6 No.630681

>>630524

>Anime

EVERY FUCKING TIME

Christanon 04/06/18 (Fri) 20:17:20 82ff00 No.630686

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>>630676

What about masculine Ainsley posting culinary orthodox marital gnostics?

Christanon 04/06/18 (Fri) 20:44:06 71fc7b No.630690

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>>630686

Yesss. Now were cooking!

Christanon 04/06/18 (Fri) 21:01:13 82ff00 No.630703

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>>630690

Yeaheheh boi

Christanon 04/06/18 (Fri) 21:06:20 d071b0 No.630710

>>630530

>tfw a shut in

>tfw still go to church

it is possible

Christanon 04/06/18 (Fri) 21:13:02 7ee3e9 No.630720

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>>630524

>Why do I relate to /r9k/ more than you /christian/ even though I'm a believer?

Because a bad relationship can ruin your life/ mental health, but even though God knows better he tells you to find a gf.

Christanon 04/06/18 (Fri) 21:14:35 1c8a97 No.630722

>>630710

My grandfather (a Methodist) once told me a joke I've never forgotten.

A Baptist and a Methodist were discussing their churches and the Methodist asked the Baptist why he went to his church. The Baptist replied, "Because I hate crowds."

Christanon 04/06/18 (Fri) 21:20:25 c3a2c0 No.630729

>>630524

>even though I'm a believer?

>Screw this board, screw you all

Christanon 04/06/18 (Fri) 21:25:37 b77e37 No.630735

>>630729

I dunno, man. I'm a believer and sometimes this board grates on my nerves too.

Christanon 04/06/18 (Fri) 21:28:51 c3a2c0 No.630740

>>630735

a believer would never swear intentionally

Christanon 04/06/18 (Fri) 21:40:46 7ee3e9 No.630750

>>630735