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Facebook is coming after Babylon Bee Christanon 03/02/18 (Fri) 21:23:13 94402f No.612252

Synagogue of Satan looking to shut down Christian satire site's page of FB

>Christian satire site The Babylon Bee received a terse warning from Facebook this week after the "independent fact-checkers" at Snopes reported that one of the site's humor articles was "false." Adam Ford, who runs The Babylon Bee, was warned by Facebook that a recent satire article about CNN "contains information disputed by (Snopes.com) an independent fact checker." Repeat offenders, Ford was told, "will see their distribution reduced and their ability to monetize and advertized removed."

>The story in question pokes fun at CNN with the headline: "CNN Purchases Industrial-Sized Washing Machine To Spin News Before Publication." Anyone with even a sliver of a funny bone tucked away behind their appendix would know that it wasn't a serious news piece, but, alas, the humorless dolts at Snopes had to spell out the obvious.

<Claim: CNN invested in an industrial-sized washing machine to help their journalists and news anchors spin the news before publication.

<Rating: False

>"Although it should have been obvious that the Babylon Bee piece was just a spoof of the ongoing political brouhaha over alleged news media 'bias' and 'fake news,'" Snopes explained, "some readers missed that aspect of the article and interpreted it literally."

Crazy cat people at Snopes took the bait and gave Babylon Bee a demerit.

Christanon 03/02/18 (Fri) 21:24:10 94402f No.612253

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*page on FB

Christanon 03/02/18 (Fri) 21:56:38 993197 No.612268

>>612252

>snopes, an independent fact-checker

>if the left disagrees with your content, you will be punished

Christanon 03/02/18 (Fri) 22:23:08 9f283c No.612277

>snopes

>independent

Good meme

Christanon 03/02/18 (Fri) 22:34:43 e92989 No.612281

I don’t like the B.B. because of a blasphemous post that I once read there (something about the Holy Spirit coming down as a headless bat in an article about heavy metal).

Christanon 03/03/18 (Sat) 00:31:31 cabeda No.612338

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>snopes

>marking satire as fake

>fb penalizing satire

Christanon 03/03/18 (Sat) 03:25:16 753c8f No.612444

Faceberg is trying to become as obsolete and reddit as possible. I've never been stupid enough join the data mining network, so I find this pretty hilarious and look forward to the next wave of websites and/or technologies.

Christanon 03/03/18 (Sat) 06:05:01 d5af2d No.612486

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I don't get it.

Christanon 03/03/18 (Sat) 06:43:49 9f25fd No.612499

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>>612252

Kek.

http://babylonbee.com/news/facebook-sends-warm-reminder-publishers-complete-control-livelihood/

Christanon 03/03/18 (Sat) 07:07:26 852a7d No.612503

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>>612252

HIL-FUGGIN-ARIOUS

Just shows you how little actual brain-capacity fb are applying to the task of cleaning up their shit site. What, they got a room full of monkeys doing this job?

No, but that would be bad for BB-dude who seems to rely on fb for revenue.

>>612281

satire, satirising christian metal

>>612486

ROFLOL. BB is brilliant. I'd support him if I wasn't such a poorfag.

>>612499

>biting back the only way he knows how

It just emphasises that Christians shouldn't rely on shitbook for revenue and rely more on patreon … at least until IT gets bought by Facebook or Google and all the unpalatable people get pushed out of there, too.

That's okay. The noose is just tightening. Be ready for it, fellas. How many centuries before the Romans stopped being butthurt at Christians? And we've only just begun.

Christanon 03/03/18 (Sat) 07:09:39 852a7d No.612504

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Posting moar BBs

Christanon 03/03/18 (Sat) 07:25:02 852a7d No.612506

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https://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/rnr/d/couldnt-have-made-this-up-if/6516356712.html

>''Claim: CNN invested in an industrial-sized washing machine to help their journalists and news anchors spin the news before publication.

>Rating: False

>"Although it should have been obvious that the Babylon Bee piece was just a spoof of the ongoing political brouhaha over alleged news media 'bias' and …''

is all I can read (from google's small snapshot) because …

>This posting has been flagged for removal. [?]

But rather than being able to make up my own mind – y'know, like a normal adult does – they've locked the blogpost from viewing altogether.

Seriously, wtf is wrong with this world?

Christanon 03/03/18 (Sat) 14:09:25 e36164 No.612628

>>612277

dubs of truth

Christanon 03/03/18 (Sat) 15:23:26 f62128 No.612645

>>612486

Calvinists believe in total depravity

Christanon 03/03/18 (Sat) 15:37:10 f62128 No.612650

Facebook Apologizes For Threatening To Censor Christian Satire Site Flagged As Fake News