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eaf55e No.602628

So I had a revelation the other night while playing Minecraft. My idea was to create a server for a Catholic Mass. The details are in the picture. There are already priest like Daniel Pajuelo who are trying to use Minecraft to convert people to the faith. Link is here: https://churchpop.com/2016/07/17/priest-using-minecraft-teach-catholic-faith/

Tell me what you guys think of my idea!

affe53 No.602631

This is impossible for so many reasons


eaf55e No.602632

>>602631

Like what?


ae0aed No.602633

this would be about as Godly as regular Catholic mass


affe53 No.602634

1. Minecraft wheat is not wheat but the appearance of wheat

2. The consecration is done with hands. Minecraft characters do not have hands.

3. There is no wine in minecraft, and the sacrament requires both.

4. How can you do the fraction?

5. The altar must be covered with a clean white cloth. How can you do this?

6. The congregants must be baptized. How can you know this to be true?

I see no reason evensong, or any other part of the daily office (liturgy of the hours/insert your denoms name for it here) could not be done in minecraft, given voicechat.


339965 No.602636

File: 51251ae6ea7e6c6⋯.gif (1.23 MB, 208x156, 4:3, 1517095976181.gif)

>>602628

>You Protties aren't Christian!

>MUH UNCHANGING CHURCH!

>MUH ONE TRUE CHURCH!

Guise, autism blocks are surely the answer to the dwindling number of catholicism, not…. you know, reforming all the unacceptable stuff. Autism blocks.


04b052 No.602637

>>602634

First off, your people don't even believe in the Consecration.


04b052 No.602638

>>602636

If you actually took this bait, then you have much bigger problems to worry about than the unchanging Church.


eaf55e No.602640

>>602634

1. Wheat is Wheat

2. Their hands are nubs

3. Mods

4. Mods

5. Mods and or using white carpet

6. Everyone who joins the server must be baptized before entering the church to ensure they are saved.

Easily fixed problems


04b052 No.602641

>>602634

Are you saying all liturgical music is demonic?


bd272a No.602642

>>602640

>pixels are reality

You need help.


04b052 No.602643

>>602642

>this buy is serious

YOU need help.


affe53 No.602644

>>602637

Words of consecration, 1552 BCP:

WE doe not presume to come to this thy table (O mercyfull Lorde) trustinge in our owne righteousnesse, but in thy manifolde and greate mercies: we bee not worthye, so much as to gather up the crommes under thy table: but thou art the same Lorde whose propertie is alwayes to have mercye: graunt us therfore (gracious lord) so to eate the fleshe of thy dere sonne Jesus Christe, and to drinke his bloud, that our synfulle bodyes maye be made cleane by his body, and our soules wasched through his most precious bloud, and that we may evermore dwel in him, and he in us. Amen.

¶ Then the Priest standing up shal saye, as foloweth.

A

LMIGHTY God oure heavenly father, whiche of thy tender mercye dyddest geve thine onely sonne Jesus Christ, to suffre death upon the crosse for our redempcion, who made there (by hys one oblacion of hymselfe once offered) a full, perfecte and sufficiente sacrifice, oblacion, and satisfaccion, for the synnes of the whole worlde, and dyd institute, and in hys holye Gospell commaund us to continue, a perpetuall memorye of that his precious death, untyll hys comynge agayne: Heare us O mercyefull father wee beeseche thee; and graunt that wee, receyving these thy creatures of bread and wyne, accordinge to thy sonne our Savioure Jesus Christ's holy institucion, in remembraunce of his death and passion, maye be partakers of his most blessed body and bloud: who, in the same night that he was betrayed, tooke bread, and when he had geven thanks, he brake it, and gave it to his Disciples, sayinge: Take, eate, this is my bodye which is geven for you. Doe this in remembraunce of me. Lykewyse after supper he tooke the cup, and when he had geven thankes, he gave it to them, sayinge: Drink ye all of this, for this is my bloud of the new Testament, whiche is shed for you and for many, for remission of synnes: do this as oft as ye shah drinke it in remembraunce of me.


affe53 No.602646


04b052 No.602647

>>602644

tl;dr almost as boring as your services


04b052 No.602648

>>602646

Sorry, I'm dyslexic and thought you said demon, not denom.


eaf55e No.602649

File: 9ef87532e590ed4⋯.jpg (3.08 KB, 102x11, 102:11, orderufn.jpg)

Also if any of you has a chance email the Vatican for me asking about my idea. They will make a reply about it if enough of us ask. I'd like to hear what they have to say about it.


04b052 No.602650

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affe53 No.602651

>>602648

np

>>602647

the church has had the liturgy for 2000 years


04b052 No.602653

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1e7eda No.602659

>>602628

It is casting firebrands, even if you're being ironic


eaf55e No.602661

>>602659

Who says I'm being ironic?


279d49 No.602663

>>602634

But communion bread is not bread either; only the appearance of bread.


a0b76d No.602664

Is it a sin to pirate minecraft?

Is it a sin to pirate minecraft if my purpose is to receive Holy Communion?


eaf55e No.602670

>>602664

Pray the Rosary enough and God will answer your prayer


58d1ca No.602673

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>>602628

No.

>>602632

For a start >>602634 has a list of some basic issues already hammered out (even though you disagree with them) but the very fact that it's not a temporal location means that basically you are doing mass over the phone. For what it's worth, you might as well just do mass on a Discord or Matrix serb and post pictures of things occurring at certain points of the ceremony. It's about the same thing really for all that it is, which is basically a mockery of actual mass.

I'm sure someone out there WILL do it because it's the modernist thing to do, but I wouldn't have anything to do with it.


04b052 No.602674

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eaf55e No.602678

>>602673

It's not mocking mass, it's like training wheels on a bike. It's helping them slowly learn the ways of Mass


04b052 No.602679

File: 6fd46e2680b8ca9⋯.jpg (44.95 KB, 750x690, 25:23, DNU0FzcVoAAoGNb.jpg)

Current mood


1fea18 No.602688

A cathedral realm in VRchat would be extremely cool and those people also extremely need Jesus.


2ab6d8 No.602793

>>602663

>But communion bread is not bread either; only the appearance of bread.

what?


7849a8 No.602802

What part of "not forsaking the assembly of ourselves together" are you failing to understand, OP?

Modernist outreach doesn't work, it just makes your church look pathetic and desperate for new members.


8d1e3c No.602804

>>602688

Yeah but no communion since there's no collision detection of any kind (other than the ground you're walking on, I guess)


888a1a No.602832

>>602628

Do it please

Im going incoginto,screencap it then post it on discord and my meme page


b3c908 No.602833

File: 777fc3aeb1d38f3⋯.png (29.21 KB, 338x217, 338:217, worried.png)

This entire thread is a massive joke, r-right guys? No one considered it seriously, r-right?


a0b76d No.602843

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>602833

you tell me


279d49 No.602880

>>602793

It's because it's actually Jesus's flesh, just like how the wine is his blood.


8dbd2d No.602889

Hooktube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.

>>602843

We really don't need encourage by giving money/views to these kinds of videos.


ae65da No.602897

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>>602628

I found a photo of OP


a9b5f9 No.602904

Not gonna lie, the only reason I would do this unironically is because every fuckin thing in burgerland is pretty much accessible only by car, I can't drive by myself, pls no bully, so having some kind of accessible mass-like service would be better than none.

Then again I'm stubborn and don't really want to go to a Protestant service, but that's my onion.


3fc041 No.602924

File: e5b98a4c0ab3849⋯.jpg (27.7 KB, 600x456, 25:19, axed.jpg)

>Minecraft mass


59b323 No.602927

Novus Autismo


affe53 No.602930

>>602843

As an education tool it's ok


73c54d No.602948

>>602832

I sent the email yesterday


99d1b3 No.602956

File: 893f75a8d3b56e7⋯.jpg (16.62 KB, 502x279, 502:279, batman1.jpg)

I recently tried to log in to my Minecraft account, but I couldn't remember my password and I don't have access to the email I was using back in 2010.

I am now glad that I failed.


2f52a7 No.602961

/christian/ 2018


888a1a No.602976

>>602961

hello virgin >:^)


811028 No.603045

>>602927

Underrated post


f982c2 No.604018

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

what could possibly go wrong


9c2974 No.604034

File: 615d0e9e9136d95⋯.png (57.41 KB, 379x520, 379:520, worry.png)




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