Is there any heresy as Satanic as Christian Zionism?

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Christanon 12/05/17 (Tue) 06:30:40 3ebcab No.568260

Is there any heresy as Satanic as Christian Zionism?

Christanon 12/05/17 (Tue) 06:36:04 7852b7 No.568262

Hitlerism

Christanon 12/05/17 (Tue) 08:05:07 938f80 No.568287

>>568262

Seconded

Christanon 12/05/17 (Tue) 08:37:28 b0eedb No.568301

>>568262

thirded

Christanon 12/05/17 (Tue) 09:18:03 cb9d62 No.568313

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>>568262

>>568287

>>568301

Christanon 12/05/17 (Tue) 09:37:18 31f464 No.568316

>>568262

>>568260

Nazism is literally just Zionism for Gentiles, and Nazism is literally just Nazism for Pharisees.

Christanon 12/05/17 (Tue) 09:50:39 cfeeed No.568321

>>568260

Would that be described as Christians believing Jews are God's chosen people even after Jesus making the new covenant which makes Christians the chosen people?

Yeah, it's pretty Satanic.

Christanon 12/05/17 (Tue) 11:50:18 eec640 No.568371

>>568260

Being anti white

Christanon 12/05/17 (Tue) 11:56:39 80575b No.568373

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>>568260

You could worship Astarte, Kali, Xochiquetzal, and Our Lady of Guadalupe (and many others, and yourself as long as you self-identify as female) as aspects of God the Mother. You might think that goes beyond heresy into not being Christian at all, but ELCA is fine with that kind of thing. You can even add things like sacred stones, divination, and kundalini meditation to awaken the kundalini serpent within you to your practices if you really want to go there and get possessed by demons, but ELCA still doesn't mind.

Christanon 12/05/17 (Tue) 12:12:13 af0657 No.568377

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>>568373

Crusade when

Christanon 12/05/17 (Tue) 12:12:20 b7bd91 No.568378

>>568373

>the ELCA worships pagan demon women

wtf

Christanon 12/05/17 (Tue) 12:50:38 7852b7 No.568387

>>568313

>not liking mass murderers of christians makes you a redditor

Christanon 12/05/17 (Tue) 13:08:05 fce8b7 No.568392

>>568260

None even come close.

>>568371

Not all anti-Whites are "Christian Zionists," but all "Christian" Zionists are anti-White. In that way, the two go hand in hand.

Christanon 12/05/17 (Tue) 13:19:09 70a78f No.568394

>>568313

Where his bad facial hair?

Christanon 12/05/17 (Tue) 13:39:45 5d96c3 No.568400

Prosperity Gospel is pretty bad

Christanon 12/05/17 (Tue) 14:13:53 20e421 No.568411

Gnosticism.

Christanon 12/05/17 (Tue) 14:17:40 0283e8 No.568413

>>568260

Pretty tough to beat allying up with the Synagogue of Satan.

>>568400

But this is a close second.

Christanon 12/05/17 (Tue) 14:33:01 749d52 No.568416

>>568260

They're definitely one of the worst.

Christanon 12/05/17 (Tue) 15:01:07 e429e6 No.568422

Order of Christian heresies from worst to best:

1. Quakerism

2. Judaism

3. Islam

4. Gnosticism

5. Christian Zionism

6. Unitarianism/Jehovah’s Witnesses

7. Mormonism

8. Modalism/Oneness Pentecostalism

9. Nestorianism

10. Prosperity Gospel

Prove me wrong

Christanon 12/05/17 (Tue) 15:09:17 b1c292 No.568424

Work salavation

Christanon 12/05/17 (Tue) 15:10:07 b1c292 No.568425

>>568422

>no catholicism

Christanon 12/05/17 (Tue) 15:13:09 e429e6 No.568426

>>568425

I only didn’t put it because I didn’t wanna get b&

Christanon 12/05/17 (Tue) 15:28:48 a37842 No.568433

>>568422

quakerism is pretty chill tho

Christanon 12/05/17 (Tue) 15:37:09 172a8a No.568436

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>>568260

This just happened in my Civ 5 game.

On the side note: I would send missionaries, inquisitors, and armies to purge the source out, but I am playing China with Confucianism as main religion so… I will have to poke Byzantine Orthobros (which I saved from earlier Muslim invasion) into war or goad English Anglicans a bit further down south to do so. Cathbros are still nowhere to be found, did the gates of hell prevailed in that video game simulated universe?

Christanon 12/05/17 (Tue) 17:03:10 0058fc No.568457

>>568400

This

Christanon 12/05/17 (Tue) 17:06:24 4d1070 No.568459

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>>568387

Christanon 12/05/17 (Tue) 18:01:39 7852b7 No.568467

>>568459

>70 million Europeans never died in the war

Christanon 12/05/17 (Tue) 18:29:56 5ede0e No.568475

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>>568373

Christanon 12/05/17 (Tue) 21:55:14 deccd8 No.568568

Mormonism

Gnosticism

Universalism

Unitariansism

State Protestantism

Christian Communism

Common Filth Cargo Cult

Same-sex Marriage

Whatever OP believes in

Zionism doesn't come close to any of these.

Christanon 12/05/17 (Tue) 22:15:44 0de81e No.568575

>>568433

t. Someone who doesn't understand the true nature of Quakers

Christanon 12/05/17 (Tue) 22:58:01 80575b No.568587

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>>568475

I'm pretty sure those people don't believe in the five solae in any normal sense. I also think being a Christian is a prerequisite for being a Lutheran, but that's just me. ELCA may differ.

Christanon 12/06/17 (Wed) 01:09:59 686377 No.568653

>>568316

Found the dumbest post of the day, possibly of all time.

Christanon 12/06/17 (Wed) 01:59:23 47f8e3 No.568667

>>568392

>Not all anti-Whites are "Christian Zionists," but all "Christian" Zionists are anti-White. In that way, the two go hand in hand.

True dat. Since the jews are responsible for white genocide they are one and the same.

>>568422

I think protestantism is at the top considering damage done, while Catharism is there considering sick theology. They're like gnostics on crack.

>>568467

The English and the Americans are at fault for the war. Attacking the Soviet union saved the world from bolshevism. You should be thankful once in a while, boy.

Christanon 12/06/17 (Wed) 09:58:20 87b5b0 No.568847

>>568653

Zionism and Nazism are both just forms of socialist racial nationalism. There were radical, even openly fascist Zionist movements. The only difference between Nazism and Zionism is the particular ethnos they apply to.

Christanon 12/06/17 (Wed) 10:26:45 c49be8 No.568854

>>568847

And which one has the largest lobby in the US right now? Despite what they say we don't have a Nazi problem.

Christanon 12/06/17 (Wed) 13:48:25 7852b7 No.568912

>>568854

>we don't have a Nazi problem.

Good, let's keep it that way.